AEW All In London - August 25th, 2024

[Kalmia]

I did see Sting's kids were in London and wondered if he'd show up.

[Dead2009]

That was probably the shortest match on the show so far

[Dub H]

Aug 25, 2024 15:16:05 GMT -5 "Magic" Mark Hurr said:

Aug 25, 2024 15:14:47 GMT -5 Hayabusa said:

Punk is now the establishment and Perry is the punk.

Corporate Mascot Punk.

Funny enough Jack's CHaracter is literally a corporate Punk too

[Hayabusa]

Darby has a world title shot too, I bet they postpone it until WrestleDream and Christian challenges at Grand Slam.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Who killed an armadillo and put it on Steve's head? I am DISPLEASED!

[mystermystery]

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Perry looking like a monster here.

Also AEW REALLY needs a "Don't Try This Shit At Home" PSA

[Dang!]

I thought he retired!

[Chiral]

Sting: "Darby, you're a weakness for me. I'm sorry." *buries him in concrete*

[ayumidah]

Sting: Here, give me that gas, let me show you how it's done

Jack: Uh. Sure?

[jp49er80]

Well the match sucked, but it's worth it for this Sting appearance

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

I love Jack Perry's character of just being the most bitter little shit, who overcompensates for his past humiliations by trying to be tough and excessively violent.

[Deleted]

Aug 25, 2024 15:16:55 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

2024 AEW All In Ratings (Sponsored by Walker's Cheese Toasties crisps. Actual beans in this. No more beans references, I promise. Legumes.) :

For A Bunch Of Money Boyyyyyyyy match - Buttload Of People vs. Assload Of People - 3.25 out of 5 stars
Winner Chooses Stipulation of CMLL Title Match At All Out - A Girl And Her Dog vs. Statlander With An Actual God - 3.5 out of 5 stars
X-Men But "Good" vs. X-Men But "Bad" - 1.5 out of 5 stars
AEW Trios Championship Ladder Match - Christianity Backed Orphanage vs. New Mexico 7-Eleven Staff vs. Very Sleepy Man With Two Goblins vs. Bauhaus - 4.25 out of 5 stars
AEW Women's World Championship Match - Doo Doo vs. UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE (Gritizen at ringside, Dah as Ref) - 5 out of 5 stars
FTW Championship Match (If HOOK loses, god blesses him with no further rematches) - I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! vs. The Guy Who Walks Near Big "Big Bill" Bill - 0.75 out of 5 stars
AEW Tag Team Championship Match - Yesterday, Last Title Defense Feels So Far Away vs. Matthew's Silver Hammers vs. Hey Rude - 2.75 out of 5 stars
Casino Gauntlet Match for a AEW World Title Shot - RAH!!!! RAH!!! GRR!!! RAH!!! RRRRRRR GRRRR!!! RAH!! out of 5 stars
AEW American Championship Match - Tom Clancy's The Division vs. Assassin's Creed 2 - 5 out of 5 stars
TBS Championship Match - Knock Knock vs. Who's There BEAYEATCH - 2.25 out of 5 stars
TNT Championship Coffin Match - 90210 Chair shots vs. Darbus Alan - 4 out of 5 stars

EDIT: told you i like these stupid ass matches lol

Pretty spot on, except I'm a little more generous to Britt vs. Mercedes. *** IMO.

[Facetious]

What's with the ass camera shots. Just follow the action

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I will always love a good Sting run in.

[Deleted]

Sting should've dragged the coffin away with Darby in it.

[ayumidah]

Your new tag team champion- STING

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 25, 2024 15:18:10 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

Aug 25, 2024 15:16:55 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

2024 AEW All In Ratings (Sponsored by Walker's Cheese Toasties crisps. Actual beans in this. No more beans references, I promise. Legumes.) :

For A Bunch Of Money Boyyyyyyyy match - Buttload Of People vs. Assload Of People - 3.25 out of 5 stars
Winner Chooses Stipulation of CMLL Title Match At All Out - A Girl And Her Dog vs. Statlander With An Actual God - 3.5 out of 5 stars
X-Men But "Good" vs. X-Men But "Bad" - 1.5 out of 5 stars
AEW Trios Championship Ladder Match - Christianity Backed Orphanage vs. New Mexico 7-Eleven Staff vs. Very Sleepy Man With Two Goblins vs. Bauhaus - 4.25 out of 5 stars
AEW Women's World Championship Match - Doo Doo vs. UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE (Gritizen at ringside, Dah as Ref) - 5 out of 5 stars
FTW Championship Match (If HOOK loses, god blesses him with no further rematches) - I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! vs. The Guy Who Walks Near Big "Big Bill" Bill - 0.75 out of 5 stars
AEW Tag Team Championship Match - Yesterday, Last Title Defense Feels So Far Away vs. Matthew's Silver Hammers vs. Hey Rude - 2.75 out of 5 stars
Casino Gauntlet Match for a AEW World Title Shot - RAH!!!! RAH!!! GRR!!! RAH!!! RRRRRRR GRRRR!!! RAH!! out of 5 stars
AEW American Championship Match - Tom Clancy's The Division vs. Assassin's Creed 2 - 5 out of 5 stars
TBS Championship Match - Knock Knock vs. Who's There BEAYEATCH - 2.25 out of 5 stars
TNT Championship Coffin Match - 90210 Chair shots vs. Darbus Alan - 4 out of 5 stars

EDIT: told you i like these stupid ass matches lol

Pretty spot on, except I'm a little more generous to Britt vs. Mercedes. *** IMO.

yeah 3 stars is very fair for that one, i don't think the two of them really work well together though. its a shame the whole thing with Hayter happened, having someone to offset Kamille would've added a lot more intrigue

[Zone Was Wrong]

Cross promotion with The Crow!

[mystermystery]

Sting being like "Don't talk to me or my son again."