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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 0:50:44 GMT -5
Need advice? Well, the Love Doctor is in! Okay, I'm not a Doctor of Love... but I am a Doctor of STYLE! Oh, sorry. So I'm not a Doctor of Love, nor Style, nor am I even a Doctor. But that isn't the point. I do give good advice, I am told... so if anyone has any problems, questions, anything at all... just post your stuff here. I will answer each and every one of you. No really, I will. Promise.* *These claims are not supported by Latino Meat is Insane, Inc or any of it's subsidiaries.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 8, 2007 0:52:37 GMT -5
I need to know the best way to get rid of that dead hooker smell in the trunk of my car.
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livetowin
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Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Jul 8, 2007 0:52:50 GMT -5
Doctor?
Dr. Imhaus: Doctor
Austin Millbarge: Doctor
Dr. Imhaus: Doctor
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor
[Imhaus exits]
Dr. Marston: Doctor
Austin Millbarge: Doctor
Dr. Marston: Doctor
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor
[Marston exits]
Karen Boyer: Doctor
Austin Millbarge: Doctor
Karen Boyer: Doctor
Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor
[Boyer exits]
Jerry Hadley: Doctor
Austin Millbarge: Doctor
Jerry Hadley: Doctor
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor
[Hadley exits]
Austin Millbarge: We're not doctors!
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Post by MGH on Jul 8, 2007 0:53:13 GMT -5
How can a guy like me become as smooth as you Latino Meat?
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Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 8, 2007 0:55:49 GMT -5
Would I look good with a moustache? This is a Paint depiction of myself.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 0:56:10 GMT -5
I need to know the best way to get rid of that dead hooker smell in the trunk of my car. Dear Banjo, How much time do you have? If it is a rental car, may I suggest a lot of baking soda. If it is your own car, first let me tell you how dumb it was to use your own car. Secondly, I would air it out with some baking soda and vinegar. To remove the glitter that is now all over the trunk floor, you will need to use a high powered vacuum. Let me know how it goes. And if you are picked up, make sure I'm not your one phone call.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 8, 2007 0:56:53 GMT -5
If i Kill you, Do i become you?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 0:58:29 GMT -5
How can a guy like me become as smooth as you Latino Meat? Dear MGH, What tells you that I'm smooth...? Anyway, you need to get in touch with your inner a**hole. Only then, will you be able to get respect from the womans, and not get walked all over. If by smooth, you mean dress like I do, you will need to find a woman that knows fashion, and you have to be not afraid to drop $300 on a pair of jeans that will make you look hawt.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:03:58 GMT -5
Would I look good with a moustache? This is a Paint depiction of myself. Dear Game, Hell yeah you will. Here's my artist depiction of what you will look like. Ladies Love the 'Stache.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 8, 2007 1:06:07 GMT -5
Would I look good with a moustache? This is a Paint depiction of myself. Dear Game, Hell yeah you will. Here's my artist depiction of what you will look like. Ladies Love the 'Stache. Besides the chin and lack of a cigarette, that's what I would look like.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:06:13 GMT -5
If i Kill you, Do i become you? Dear Sin, Depends on how you kill me. But the short answer, is no. You can pretend to be me though... just don't get stalkerish, and we'll be cool. Crap, you can go to work for me, and I'll stay home working on the Movie List. You have just made my day. Come over tomorrow, and we'll get you dressed the part.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:11:13 GMT -5
Doctor? Dr. Imhaus: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Dr. Imhaus: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor [Imhaus exits] Dr. Marston: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Dr. Marston: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor [Marston exits] Karen Boyer: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Karen Boyer: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor [Boyer exits] Jerry Hadley: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Jerry Hadley: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor [Hadley exits] Austin Millbarge: We're not doctors! Sorry to interrupt the advice, but I must thank the good Judge for the first Spies Like Us referrence I have seen on this forum. Humanoids top 5 easy.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:16:51 GMT -5
Damn John Landis and his movies.
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jul 8, 2007 1:23:29 GMT -5
How can I get the girls to drop the panties without taking them out on dates and spending money?
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:23:31 GMT -5
I said I was sorry for interrupting. Fine I will ask a question. If there is a chance I will have sex later, should I take a break from posting to shower? Or should I take a chance with smelly balls?
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What?
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Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jul 8, 2007 1:24:19 GMT -5
Who are you and why should I listen to you?
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 8, 2007 1:26:32 GMT -5
Somebody say Meat?
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:26:57 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat
12/F/Michigan
Sex?
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:28:11 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat 12/F/Michigan Sex? That's entrapment!!!! Don't run away Meat, that shrub is a police officer!!!!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:28:26 GMT -5
How can I get the girls to drop the panties without taking them out on dates and spending money? Dear McCloud I'm going to give you some tips. These are my personal secrets, while I don't need them for myself anymore, I know people can use them. So yeah... first off, don't see it as a date. Don't take a lady out to dinner. What you do is this: Go out AFTER she's already had dinner. Therefore, you won't have to be in the predictament to even think of buying her something. Secondly, you go to the beach, or for a walk, or to a coffee house. Go somewhere where you can 'talk' and get to know each other. But in reality, you are just listening... not talking. Ask questions, and let her talk. This shows her that you are interested in what she has to say, and that you aren't just trying to sleep with her. Third, try to stay away from taking a girl to a bar or club... that's where you pick up girls that are willing to buy their own drinks. You take one there, and you are the defacto spender. That is what we call, paying for the p****. We don't want that. Last... if she isn't into you, she isn't into you. Move on, drop her off at home, and hit up the next girls house on the list. Some guys get stuck on one girl, but if she doesn't throw you signals that she's interested, you can't make it happen. Cut your losses, and put your effort elsewhere.
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