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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 2:43:22 GMT -5
Or get married, that will put the old kibosh on all of that crap. Trust me. I don't like her enough to marry her dude. Tell you the truth, you don't even want to know why I started dating her. You will all think I'm the worst person ever lol. No we won't tell us. Or if you are seriously embarassed, PM me.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:43:26 GMT -5
Or get married, that will put the old kibosh on all of that crap. Trust me. I don't like her enough to marry her dude. Tell you the truth, you don't even want to know why I started dating her. You will all think I'm the worst person ever lol. I already do, tell your story. I really don't think that. But tell your story anyway.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:46:44 GMT -5
She had a brain tumor and I want to f*** a dying girl.
Told you I was gonna come off bad.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 2:47:41 GMT -5
She had a brain tumor and I want to smurf a dying girl. Told you I was gonna come off bad. Meh, I've done worse things.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:49:42 GMT -5
She had a brain tumor and I want to smurf a dying girl. Told you I was gonna come off bad. Meh, I've done worse things. No, I started dating her JUST to f*** a dying girl. Then she turned out to be allright and beat the damn thing and now I have a hot girlfriend.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:50:56 GMT -5
She had a brain tumor and I want to smurf a dying girl. Told you I was gonna come off bad. It's kinda like those teen movies... your initial reasons are bad, but then you get to know them, and really actually like them... so the initial reasons for going out are no longer valid. Same thing happened with Lisa Turtle and Jessie's brother Eric. But instead of a brain tumor it was concert tickets. Dude, don't even sweat it. Seriously.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:55:36 GMT -5
She had a brain tumor and I want to smurf a dying girl. Told you I was gonna come off bad. It's kinda like those teen movies... your initial reasons are bad, but then you get to know them, and really actually like them... so the initial reasons for going out are no longer valid. Same thing happened with Lisa Turtle and Jessie's brother Eric. But instead of a brain tumor it was concert tickets. Dude, don't even sweat it. Seriously. I'm not sweating it. I just thought you guys would be all like "here comes corpse f***er" after I told that story.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 2:57:50 GMT -5
It's kinda like those teen movies... your initial reasons are bad, but then you get to know them, and really actually like them... so the initial reasons for going out are no longer valid. Same thing happened with Lisa Turtle and Jessie's brother Eric. But instead of a brain tumor it was concert tickets. Dude, don't even sweat it. Seriously. I'm not sweating it. I just thought you guys would be all like "here comes corpse smurfer" after I told that story. Nah, as long as you didn't bet your friends about it, you don't even have to feel guilty.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:59:07 GMT -5
I'm not sweating it. I just thought you guys would be all like "here comes corpse smurfer" after I told that story. Nah, as long as you didn't bet your friends about it, you don't even have to feel guilty. Wait, so if you make a bet to take a girl out, that's bad?
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:00:13 GMT -5
I'm not sweating it. I just thought you guys would be all like "here comes corpse smurfer" after I told that story. Nah, as long as you didn't bet your friends about it, you don't even have to feel guilty. HA DUDE! My friends call me the sexaul janitor because I'll nail anything and clean up the fatties for them.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:04:42 GMT -5
Nah, as long as you didn't bet your friends about it, you don't even have to feel guilty. HA DUDE! My friends call me the sexaul janitor because I'll nail anything and clean up the fatties for them. I have nothing to add. But that rules.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 3:08:03 GMT -5
Nah, as long as you didn't bet your friends about it, you don't even have to feel guilty. HA DUDE! My friends call me the sexaul janitor because I'll nail anything and clean up the fatties for them. We don't judge people here in the Meat advice columns.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:10:35 GMT -5
HA DUDE! My friends call me the sexaul janitor because I'll nail anything and clean up the fatties for them. We don't judge people here in the Meat advice columns. Yeah, judging don't make the world work. Plus, we've all done "bad" things in our lives. People that judge others are people that feel guilty for things that they did themselves, yet cannot take responsibility for it.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:11:50 GMT -5
Judge me now. Thats my girlfriend with longer dyed hair and her best friend. Shes married but we've had threesoms before. I help commit adultry without a second thought with hot girls!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:16:04 GMT -5
Judge me now. Thats my girlfriend with longer dyed hair and her best friend. Shes married but we've had threesoms before. I help commit adultry without a second thought with hot girls! You're just doing a public service. She's going to cheat on her husband anyway, might as well be with you. Screw why you went out with her in the first place, you made a good decision. I congradulate you.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:18:41 GMT -5
I just want to point out while those two are wearing nice clothes, I'm wearing jeans and a hoodie. BOW DOWN TO THE JOHNNY AND HIS MAGICAL ART OF NOT GIVING A F***!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:20:20 GMT -5
I just want to point out while those two are wearing nice clothes, I'm wearing jeans and a hoodie. BOW DOWN TO THE JOHNNY AND HIS MAGICAL ART OF NOT GIVING A F***! Guys don't call them "hoodies." Don't throw away all the respect I just earned for you already.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:22:14 GMT -5
Uhmmmmm we don't? Almost all of my friends are girls so I use a lot of chick lingo when it comes to clothes. Give me some sage advice.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:24:54 GMT -5
Uhmmmmm we don't? Almost all of my friends are girls so I use a lot of chick lingo when it comes to clothes. Give me some sage advice. I ran all out of sage. Will oregano work? Say it outloud. Doesn't sound right, right? I just call it a sweater.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:28:23 GMT -5
Sweaters are for Mr. Rogers and ladies. I was wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Or.... a hoodie. Thats what we call it on the streets anyways.
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