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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:53:35 GMT -5
Aha! Jokes on you! I don't have any keys! I use a small glowing power stone to access my various doors and vehicles. Are you the one some hippies keep referring to as the chosen one? If so, we're gonna fight.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:54:13 GMT -5
Wait a second, I already have that number saved on my phone... I've got cameras in your computer room. Put some pants on jerk, no one wants to see that.
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jul 8, 2007 1:55:16 GMT -5
Another question. How do I make girls laugh without making an ass out of myself? Or is there no other way to make girls laugh without making an ass out of yourself.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:56:22 GMT -5
Dear JFBop, You answered your own question. You ARE in a new city, so pretend you are someone else. Someone that is NOT shy. Something that is confident. Raise your head up high, and make conversations with the checkers at supermarkets... *the HOT checkers, not the 90 year old that needs a cane* You can meet girls anywhere. The grocery store, laundromat, Wal*Mart.. the mall. If you have to, act interested in something that a hottie is doing, and ask her questions about it. All it takes is interest, and girls will talk to you. After that point, just be yourself, turned down a notch, and ask them questions about stuff that you notice. Or, you can always make fun of them. That always works for me. However, in order to make fun of them with them giving the flirty laugh and not the "imma bout to punch you out" look, they have too be interested at least a little bit. My favorite thing to say when I was younger was... "Wow, you're pretty hot. For a white girl." Backhanded compliments are your friends I figured that the best thing was to go to the nearest bus station or bowling alley with no pants on. Was I wrong? Do you really want a girl that's hanging out at a bus station? The advice I would give my nephews was... don't hit on a girl at the 99 Cent store... hit on a girl that's shopping in Nordstroms or Bloomingdales. So if you do get together, at least she can afford to buy YOU dinner.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:57:17 GMT -5
Wait a second, I already have that number saved on my phone... I've got cameras in your computer room. Put some pants on jerk, no one wants to see that. Okay, now this is just scary. What am I doing... NOW?
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:57:21 GMT -5
Another question. How do I make girls laugh without making an ass out of myself? Or is there no other way to make girls laugh without making an ass out of yourself. Get swastika tats. Then walk around the mall showing them off. The girls laugh and love around you then.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 8, 2007 2:00:40 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat, i have a 2 part question.
1) I have a friend who just got out of a relationship, in a bad way IIRC, and on the way out met a very nice girl who he could relate to, but had his ex girlfriend come back to him like the 3rd wheel on a unicycle. Is it wrong to want to leave the ex girlfriend hanging and wishing her well in future endeavors, all the while going with this new girl?
b) What do I do here?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:00:58 GMT -5
Another question. How do I make girls laugh without making an ass out of myself? Or is there no other way to make girls laugh without making an ass out of yourself. You make fun of them, how else. Or you say stuff so over the top that they get embarassed. Repeat these words outloud for me: "I am not a sideshow. I am not a comedian. I am a man." Once you have that basic premise down, and follow everything else I've said thus far, you'll be okay. Your job isn't to make them laugh, it's to make them feel comfortable. Making fun of yourself shows that you aren't confident, and women can see right through that. Let me ask you a question: are you going to want to hook up with the hottest girl in school that has it all together; or are you going to want to hook up with the one that always talks down about herself? Girls see things in that light... they want a guy that has the perception that he's together. They don't care *at first* if you actually have it all together, just that you look like you do. So, basically, condescending humor is a turn off. Don't do it.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:03:27 GMT -5
Why do I have to wear pants everywhere?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:04:33 GMT -5
Why do I have to wear pants everywhere? Why would a woman want to go home with you when she can see the milk for free? There's supposed to be a cow somewhere in that idiom, but you get my point.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:06:00 GMT -5
Why do I have to wear pants everywhere? Why would a woman want to go home with you when she can see the milk for free? There's supposed to be a cow somewhere in that idiom, but you get my point. Don't call me an idiom.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:07:47 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat, i have a 2 part question. 1) I have a friend who just got out of a relationship, in a bad way IIRC, and on the way out met a very nice girl who he could relate to, but had his ex girlfriend come back to him like the 3rd wheel on a unicycle. Is it wrong to want to leave the ex girlfriend hanging and wishing her well in future endeavors, all the while going with this new girl? b) What do I do here? Dear metylerca, 2 part questions costs double, just so you know. Your friend broke up with this girl for a reason. Or she broke up with him. Whatever, if they are no longer together, he has to move on. He doesn't owe her a thing *unless they had kids, or shared a place or something* Otherwise, he is free to do what he pleases. He just has to let the ex know that it's over, that he doesn't feel the same way anymore. That things will never be the way they used to be. And if he's already dating another girl, that tells you right there he wasn't serious about his ex in the first place. Second part, what do you do? What do you mean... it's your friend, right? You just stay out of it. Date people that are not in that circle. Can only lead to chaos.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 8, 2007 2:11:03 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat, i have a 2 part question. 1) I have a friend who just got out of a relationship, in a bad way IIRC, and on the way out met a very nice girl who he could relate to, but had his ex girlfriend come back to him like the 3rd wheel on a unicycle. Is it wrong to want to leave the ex girlfriend hanging and wishing her well in future endeavors, all the while going with this new girl? b) What do I do here? Dear metylerca, 2 part questions costs double, just so you know. Your friend broke up with this girl for a reason. Or she broke up with him. Whatever, if they are no longer together, he has to move on. He doesn't owe her a thing *unless they had kids, or shared a place or something* Otherwise, he is free to do what he pleases. He just has to let the ex know that it's over, that he doesn't feel the same way anymore. That things will never be the way they used to be. And if he's already dating another girl, that tells you right there he wasn't serious about his ex in the first place. Second part, what do you do? What do you mean... it's your friend, right? You just stay out of it. Date people that are not in that circle. Can only lead to chaos. now when you say chaos... is it Knuckles Chaos? and in all seriousness, my friend will take those words to mind..... question 3. whats with the pedophiles here? im sure glad im not F/12/Oklahoma.... geez.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 8, 2007 2:11:07 GMT -5
If I were a male bee and you were another male bee, would you find me attractive? I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 2:11:46 GMT -5
Another question. How do I make girls laugh without making an ass out of myself? Or is there no other way to make girls laugh without making an ass out of yourself. You make fun of them, how else. Or you say stuff so over the top that they get embarassed. Repeat these words outloud for me: "I am not a sideshow. I am not a comedian. I am a man." Once you have that basic premise down, and follow everything else I've said thus far, you'll be okay. Your job isn't to make them laugh, it's to make them feel comfortable. Making fun of yourself shows that you aren't confident, and women can see right through that. Let me ask you a question: are you going to want to hook up with the hottest girl in school that has it all together; or are you going to want to hook up with the one that always talks down about herself? Girls see things in that light... they want a guy that has the perception that he's together. They don't care *at first* if you actually have it all together, just that you look like you do. So, basically, condescending humor is a turn off. Don't do it. Actually the correct answer is you pick the one with the biggest boobs. LOL, Actually, in this situation I would say much the same thing. There are two different kinds of making an ass out of yourself. There is the normal kind where you look like an ass, (which seldom works) and there is the kind where you are so confident you look like you are not afraid to have her see you look like an ass. For example, I can take my daughter to the park and play with her in the sand for hours...(I always make Castle Grayskull) If I were shy and awkward I would look like a tool, but I am too busy having fun, building castles, and playing on the slide and stuff to care what people think. Thusly I get lots of attention from the MILF's. Also I have my daughter give the weeds she thinks are flowers to the moms. Dandelions rule.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:13:36 GMT -5
If I were a male bee and you were another male bee, would you find me attractive? I just want to be loved, is that so wrong? If we were both male bees, I would cut off your stinger. Wanting to be loved isn't wrong, but you must love yourself first before you can love another. And by love oneself, I am not being dirty. For once.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:14:59 GMT -5
You make fun of them, how else. Or you say stuff so over the top that they get embarassed. Repeat these words outloud for me: "I am not a sideshow. I am not a comedian. I am a man." Once you have that basic premise down, and follow everything else I've said thus far, you'll be okay. Your job isn't to make them laugh, it's to make them feel comfortable. Making fun of yourself shows that you aren't confident, and women can see right through that. Let me ask you a question: are you going to want to hook up with the hottest girl in school that has it all together; or are you going to want to hook up with the one that always talks down about herself? Girls see things in that light... they want a guy that has the perception that he's together. They don't care *at first* if you actually have it all together, just that you look like you do. So, basically, condescending humor is a turn off. Don't do it. Actually the correct answer is you pick the one with the biggest boobs. LOL, Actually, in this situation I would say much the same thing. There are two different kinds of making an ass out of yourself. There is the normal kind where you look like an ass, (which seldom works) and there is the kind where you are so confident you look like you are not afraid to have her see you look like an ass. For example, I can take my daughter to the park and play with her in the sand for hours...(I always make Castle Grayskull) If I were shy and awkward I would look like a tool, but I am too busy having fun, building castles, and playing on the slide and stuff to care what people think. Thusly I get lots of attention from the MILF's. Also I have my daughter give the weeds she thinks are flowers to the moms. Dandelions rule. You sir, I salute you.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 2:16:33 GMT -5
Is my weiner small or just so huge its all smoke and mirrors?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 2:19:01 GMT -5
Is my weiner small or just so huge its all smoke and mirrors? This post is useless without pi... Oh. Nevermind.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 8, 2007 2:22:09 GMT -5
Is my weiner small or just so huge its all smoke and mirrors? This post is useless without pi... Oh. Nevermind.
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