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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 5, 2007 22:38:42 GMT -5
impact opens and aj is standing in the middle of the ring:"listen up! im sick of the lack of respect i get around here! i shoulda been mister tna! me! so samoa joe...im challenging you...one on one...to a limbo contest!"
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 5, 2007 22:53:09 GMT -5
then kevin nash's music hits "nah nah nah, stop right there...there will be no limboing in the impact zone unless its bob backlund approved"
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Jan 5, 2007 22:56:57 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for the bad part of this storyline.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 5, 2007 23:00:44 GMT -5
As if on cue, Bob Backlund makes his way to the ring, and informs everyone he won't sign off on any limboing until he receives a Lethal Injection. And Jay Lethal's got one week to agree.
Next week, on ¡mpact!: Bob Backlund, Jay Lethal. Live torrid sex.
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Post by stevolution on Jan 5, 2007 23:47:49 GMT -5
Next week on Impact Lethal and Backlund are about to "get biz-ay" when Sonjay Dutt's music hits and Sonjay comes to the ring. Backlund and Dutt get in each others faces then launch into a duet of the boy is mine while Senshi looks on in disgust shaking his head.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 5, 2007 23:47:52 GMT -5
The Live Torrid Sex goes as plan until Warrior runs in and starts ranting about "Queers" when suddenly Razor Ramon HG runs in leading to a match between Warrior and Hard Gay....with Chris Kanyon as Special Enforcer
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Meanwhile, the devious Ultramantis Black has a sinister surprise in store for our heroes.
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 5, 2007 23:53:38 GMT -5
The before the match can begin warrior grabs a mic and starts to go on a 47 minute rant on exactly why Queerin doesn't make the world work, every fan in the arena falls asleep but Don West is enthralled.
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thiazzi
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 6, 2007 0:07:05 GMT -5
Then out of nowhere, Alex Wright.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:09:56 GMT -5
and he dances, oh how he dances!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 6, 2007 0:11:36 GMT -5
and he dances, oh how he dances! Oh my... how he dances... well enough to convince Backlund and Lethal to let him join in. Only TNA can bring you hot three-way action like THIS!
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thiazzi
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 6, 2007 0:16:33 GMT -5
RIGHT.. IN.. THE.. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Then Alex cuts a harsh anti-gay promo, turning himself heel, but not Berlyn. He then proceeds to missile dropkick, german suplex, and northern lights anybody that comes near him.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:22:19 GMT -5
then jim cornette wakes up and it was all a bad dream he had, after falling asleep in his tna office. but then he looks up and sees the ghost of andre the giant standing before him? "what woudst thou have of me, dread spirit?!" he exclaims in a ridiculous british accent over his southern accent.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 6, 2007 0:23:47 GMT -5
Booker T sticks his head into the room.
'That's gimmick infringement.'
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thiazzi
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 6, 2007 0:25:29 GMT -5
Andre replies "Cohrny itsmeAhndre. Look. I need you do me a fava. I run outta wine. Need 14 bottles before I can wrestle match against Jesus."
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:33:51 GMT -5
then cornette wakes up again in his own bed "oh, i guess that was just a dream too" he says to himself. he looks up and sees an even more shocking sight...
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:34:12 GMT -5
Paul Heyman standing before him
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 6, 2007 0:35:40 GMT -5
And Heyman said - 'Hey, do you have five bucks? I'm kind of short here, bruddah.'
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:43:17 GMT -5
then SID runs in with a squeegee "I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD BE HERE!"
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:47:29 GMT -5
on commentary don west yells "ITS SID, AND HES GOT A SQUEE-GEE!I CANT BELIEVE IT!"
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 6, 2007 0:52:29 GMT -5
As Sid stands with the Squeegee, glowering at Cornette and Heyman, Arn Anderson appears from behind, spinning Sid around and hitting a huge spinebuster through the bedside table.
'ENOUGH!' Cornette howls, flipping the fluffy tassel of his nightcap back in a fury. 'If you two want to fight so bad, you have a match TOMORROW NIGHT ... and it's going to be a SCISSORS ON A POLE MATCH! Now get out of my damn room!'
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