Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jan 6, 2007 0:53:22 GMT -5
Then the ghost of Vince Russo appears, which is weird considering he's still alive.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:57:56 GMT -5
mike tenay on commentary is shocked "wow! the ghost of vince russo, i bet he will have a lot to say!" instead the ghost mearly disapears, SWERVE!
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 1:01:29 GMT -5
cornette turns to paul heyman and says "paul meet me at the impact zone, i have a proposition for you"
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 1:21:29 GMT -5
the next week in the impact zone everyone is anticipating the big announcement from cornette, and the match between sid and arn, turned at the last minute into a pole on a pole match
russo: the one thing i havent yet put on a pole...A POLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT WILL BE TWICE AS EXTREME!
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jan 6, 2007 2:06:01 GMT -5
And in the middle of the match, Sid craps his pants yet again.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 6, 2007 2:07:05 GMT -5
A voice booms over the house microphone.
'Did somebody say ... extreme?!'
Don West - 'Oh my God! It's Test, Mike Knox and Matt Striker from ECW! They're running down to the ring, security is trying to stop them, but it's no use!'
Mike Tenay - 'This is an invasion! Anderson and Sid are teaming TOGETHER to fight them off, but Sid takes a huge chair shot to the head! This isn't right, AHHH, DOUBLE A JUST TOOK A BOOT FROM TEST!'
Don West - 'RIGHT IN THE FACE, RIGHT IN THE FACE! RIGHT. IN. THE. FAAAAAAAAACE!'
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KyleR007
Bubba Ho-Tep
Meanwhile, the devious Ultramantis Black has a sinister surprise in store for our heroes.
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 6, 2007 3:54:51 GMT -5
Not realizing while this all happens that its Free Pretzel day in the Impact Zone
West: "AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS, ARN IS DOWN, HE'S BEIN BURIED IN A SEA OF PRETZELS, PRETZZEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
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Post by viscera on Jan 6, 2007 5:17:56 GMT -5
Suddenly Larry Zybysko returns, then for some reason removing his head, revealing he was actually... D Ray 3000 the whole time he was in TNA! He then takes a pretzel and rubs and scrapes it into Test's face.
Tenay: Pretzel to the skull! D Ray 3000... who was apparently Larry Zybysko all along... is rubbing a heavily salted snack in Test's face!
West: WHATTAMANUEVER!!!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 6, 2007 9:14:57 GMT -5
Mike Know then steals the Pretzel and chucks it to Viscera who had burrowed up through the 6 sided ring.
Suddenly VKM appear and...
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thiazzi
Bubba Ho-Tep
FEAR
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 6, 2007 11:11:22 GMT -5
..get BOOED out of the building. Viscera watches them leave and then shrugs at the camera before twisting off an entering jobber's head and eating it whole. We see a finger tap him on the shoulder from behind, and when Viscera moves out of the way, the man behind him is revealed to be...
GASHEAD SONJAY! He press-slams Viscera, goes over to the top rope and shakes it furiously like his idol Dave Batista. When he turns around he sees a mysterious figure in one of the corners of the ring. A tighter camera shot shows it to be..
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 15:39:55 GMT -5
THE WARRIOR!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 6, 2007 16:50:12 GMT -5
Senshi finally meets his idol and is very dissapointed, so he Ki Krushers him and Ghetto Stomps him.
On his way out he...
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thiazzi
Bubba Ho-Tep
FEAR
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 7, 2007 3:30:31 GMT -5
..grabs a hotdog.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 7, 2007 3:34:27 GMT -5
but then the lights go out, and a very familiar tune plays: "AMERRRRRRRIIIIIIICAAAANNNNN...DRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!" and the lights come back on again, and Dust-Sting stands before senshi!
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thiazzi
Bubba Ho-Tep
FEAR
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 7, 2007 4:03:41 GMT -5
Senshi drops his hotdog and runs for it, but is clotheslined out of nowhere by The ManBeast, the one known only as..
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 7, 2007 15:07:18 GMT -5
MANTAUR!
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bobolebowski
Don Corleone
The Future....Of....THE WORLD!
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Post by bobolebowski on Jan 7, 2007 15:47:38 GMT -5
after mantuar drops senshi he picks up the hot dog and begins to stuff his fat face when......
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 7, 2007 16:07:13 GMT -5
dust-sting gives him the sting-tomic elbow!
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Wheresmy5bucks
Team Rocket
The Same Thing we do every night, Pinky....Try to take over the world!
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on Jan 7, 2007 16:20:17 GMT -5
Just then, in an effort to boost his street cred, John Cena appears in the impact zone. Only this time , he's taken his white rapper gimmick to the extreme. He pulls out a glock and starts shooting people in the knees. Because that's gangsta.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 7, 2007 16:56:53 GMT -5
His first victim is Kevin Nash but it turns out that his glock was really a water pistol. Nash gets mad and goes after Cena. While that happens, Lex Luger comes through the crowd and grabs a mic. Luger starts rambling off a list of things that piss him off: locked doors, tight t-shirts, Ron Killings, being disrespected, Billy Whats-His-Hame ("lord rest his soul" Luger adds), Pauly Shore and every member of _________, who then attack him.
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