Lets Play "Write a Crazy Storyline"

[barryhorowitz4ever]

Serotonin!(thats ravens group right?)

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

However, the biggest shock yet comes when Chris Masters comes running into the Impact Zone, and DECAPITATES Luger with a clothesline. As Luger's headless body slumps to the canvas, head rolling towards Don West and Mike Tenay (who punctuate the moment with a nonsensical "IN THE FAAAAACE!"), Johnny Depp appears on the screen and vows to get to the bottom of this, with the help of his partner...

[barryhorowitz4ever]

that one wrestler who was descended from black beard!

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

Known as "That wrestler descended from Black Beard"!

[Wheresmy5bucks]

Depp and TWDFBB decide the best way to get down to business is to dress as Conquistadors and challenge the Great Khali & Bobby Lashley to a verbal debate.

[Glitch]

linda McMahon shows up to moderate this debate.But first gives a riveting promo in her robocop voice.

[barryhorowitz4ever]

as if on cue, Robocop comes down to the ring...very...slowly...

[bobolebowski]

and then Robocop malfunctions and drops a robo turd on the ramp way

[OGBoardPoster2005]

Tommy Dreamer comes out(with his 2002 gimmick) and proceeds to eat it

[FHgrad99]

As he's bent over to pick up the turd a shopping cart being pushed by Barry Horowitz knocks him over into the poo. Horowitz stops pats himself on the back and goes into the ring and smacks Bobby Lashley on the back and kicks the Great Khali in the nuts. Then he goes over to Linda McMahon and plants a big wet one on her.

[bobolebowski]

then linda taken back begins to do the shane o mac shuffle

[Disco Inferno]

When out of no where Stone Cold enters the ring, boots Linda in the gut, and hits a stunner that Linda horribly sells.

[viscera]

The selling is so horrible that it somehow causes Akeem to appear for some reason, who then blinds Stone Cold with an oversized novelty Foam Cowboy Hat.

[Glitch]

while stone cold is blinded,sting comes out to help robocop out.They both manage to beat the hell out of linda, until norman smiley shows up with a can opener.

[heffer111]

and then undertaker comes out, shoots the ring with lightning and everyone dies.

[thiazzi]

Then the undertaker turns around and walks right into a chokeslam by none other than his long lost brother, ZACH GOWEN.

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Zach Gowen is then confronted by LAX who cut off his other leg.

While Gowen is arsing around, LAX...

[FHgrad99]

LAX does a stirring rendition of the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" and then they call out Los Boricuas.

[thiazzi]

...who immediately tear all of their quads all at once.

[The Original Gooker]

ECW On Sci-Fi opens up with a Balls Mahoney interview.
Mahoney: I'm sick and tired of this stupid gimmick, I aint a freak, I aint a Satan worshipper.....today I will show the real world who the real Balls Mahoney is.....from today I will be known as Pope Paul Mahoney, I am the reverend Christian and those who donot follow Jesus Christ will go to hell.
(The crowd just goes berserk and a fake ECW!ECW!ECW! music hits from the speakers)