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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 9:00:20 GMT -5
Samoa Joe makes onions cry
Samoa Joe can divide by zero
Samoa Joe can make a woman climax by pointing at her unterus and saying "BOOYA!!"
Samoa Joe has two peeds fast and Joe's gonna Kill you
Samoa Joe can unscramble an egg
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algertman
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Post by algertman on Dec 27, 2006 9:19:54 GMT -5
Behind Joe's fat, is more fat
Samoa Joe's kicks can feed children
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manx21
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Post by manx21 on Dec 27, 2006 9:27:09 GMT -5
dang i thought this was a thread bout a match between them. which would be so good i would explode
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 10:00:45 GMT -5
Watching a Samoa Joe vs Chuck Norris match would cause spontanious combustion
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 10:01:54 GMT -5
Samoa Joe can't walk on water. Water just jobs for Joe out of fear of the muscle buster
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 10:03:06 GMT -5
When Jeff Jarret hits Joes with a guitar it dosn't break, but tunes itself perfectly for his entrance music
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Post by The Portable Stove on Dec 27, 2006 11:47:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' kicks can decapitate a person.
Samoa Joe's kicks can decapitate a person before kicking them through no more than 19 states.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 27, 2006 12:00:02 GMT -5
When Samoa Joe spits, his spit turns to gold.
Samoa Joe's farts can cure cancer.
Samoa Joe went to the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.
Samoa Joe lost his virginity before his dad.
If Samoa Joe is late, time better slow the f*** down.
Samoa Joe can't grow hair on his "area". Hair doesn't grow on steel.
And two for Chuck Norris.......
Underneath Chuck Norris's beard, there is another fist.
Chuck Norris has the power to turn french fries back into potatoes.
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therob
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Post by therob on Dec 27, 2006 12:09:53 GMT -5
I think we should do like the somethingawful forums and ban people for making Chuck Norris jokes.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 27, 2006 12:22:28 GMT -5
Samoa Joe lost his virginity before his dad. This one made me laugh.
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Dec 27, 2006 15:12:11 GMT -5
I think we should do like the somethingawful forums and ban people for making Chuck Norris jokes. How about we amend it for here and ban people for making Luger jokes?
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 16:56:26 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's tears can cure cancer. It's too bad he has never cried
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Dec 27, 2006 16:57:04 GMT -5
I am SURE we're had this thread before.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 27, 2006 16:59:24 GMT -5
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Post by ICBM on Dec 27, 2006 17:05:28 GMT -5
Awww cripes! Oh well I thought it was an original thought
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 27, 2006 17:13:52 GMT -5
Watching a Samoa Joe vs Chuck Norris match would cause spontanious combustion If Joe and Norris ever fought, people would just explode without knowing why.
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therob
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Post by therob on Dec 27, 2006 18:59:12 GMT -5
I think we should do like the somethingawful forums and ban people for making Chuck Norris jokes. How about we amend it for here and ban people for making Luger jokes? or both
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 27, 2006 19:09:23 GMT -5
Actually, if you guys want to use this as a new one, go ahead, since the old one had to be retired.
Just please try to refrain from just copying and pasting a Norris one with Joe's name put in; we've heard them all before.
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Post by gabou142 on Dec 27, 2006 19:44:36 GMT -5
I think we should do like the somethingawful forums and ban people for making Chuck Norris jokes. How about we amend it for here and ban people for making Luger jokes? What kind of disgusting, despic...despicable...*SIGH* lack of respect is that!! It's one of the biggesttrendeverinthis...GAWD!!
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Post by stevieraymark on Dec 27, 2006 19:51:20 GMT -5
samoa joe shot JR .James Bond calls Joe for advice. Joe was once dared to eat all the french fries he could handle this resulted in the great Irish potatoe famine . Samoa joe taught Michael Jackson how to dance and MJ took all the credit for it one ole kick later and look at the disfigurement. to this day jacko still hasnt performed. Joe is cartmans father. The Texas Chainsaw massacre is actually based on the day Joe woke up in a good mood. the reason matt hardy will not die is because he befriended joe during his brief stint in roh this alone makes anybody immortal .
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