MetalGearDizzle
Samurai Cop
HEY HEY HEY YA f***IN NAZI! HOW ARE YA!
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Post by MetalGearDizzle on Jan 5, 2007 3:24:06 GMT -5
....Chuck Norris is a f***ing moron. That is all.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 5, 2007 4:23:46 GMT -5
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. This led to the decimation and destruction of cultures and peoples throughout the Americas over the next few centuries. Millions were killed, and millions more displaced by force. Samoa Joe was born in 1979. History does tend to repeat itself, now, doesn't it? Ironically, despite being born in 1979, Samoa Joe still managed to play a pivotal role in the decimation of the Roman Empire.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jan 5, 2007 10:59:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris and Samoa Joe ain't got s*** on Bill Brasky. Of course they don't. Samoa Joe never takes a s*** because even his s*** would be able to defeat Chuck Norris in battle. All I know is that before Chuck and Joe, there was Brasky.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 5, 2007 11:16:56 GMT -5
I think we should do like the somethingawful forums and ban people for making Chuck Norris jokes. How about we amend it for here and ban people for making Luger jokes? BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!! Also: Stamp, Lita, Sheik, etc. How about we amend it for here and ban people for making Luger jokes? What kind of disgusting, despic...despicable...*SIGH* lack of respect is that!! It's one of the biggesttrendeverinthis...GAWD!! ... like that. Because, y'know ... jokes are still funny after the eleventy billionth time you've heard it.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 5, 2007 13:13:58 GMT -5
Well, damn; I was reading the old Samoa Joe thread for nostalgia's sake, and I accidentally bumped it.
Ah, well, at least it's temporarily on the first page for posterity's sake. Take this chance to bookmark it, if you like.
My favorite one that I did in that thread:
"Cars were invented to provide a faster method of escaping Samoa Joe. Not to be outdone, Joe invented the car accident."
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