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Post by havok666 on Feb 11, 2007 15:25:36 GMT -5
School of Motherwaxing Hard Knocks....
So, you think you got what it takes to make it in the ring. I'm not so sure you do, but I'm opening a new wrestling school and willing to give you a try:
XFW Arena * 800 Jefferson Ave. * Richmond, VA (eMail me to learn more). </MOD EDIT! Link removed due to language> So I guess training includes throwing people off 20 ft scaffolding and stabbing indie wrestlers. |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Feb 11, 2007 15:27:22 GMT -5
I WANNA GO!!
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Post by Efren on Feb 11, 2007 15:28:42 GMT -5
LMAO, this is brilliant! its almost surrealist.
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 11, 2007 15:29:23 GMT -5
New Jack is opening a wrestling school?
Is it better or worse than the Hardcore Holly one?
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Post by MNM's Official "Fixer" on Feb 11, 2007 15:30:08 GMT -5
This is awesome. I'm sure you'd learn some vaulable lessons training with New Jack. Just don't mention the words Mass or Transit. But i'd rather go to Warrior University.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 11, 2007 15:35:50 GMT -5
Lesson 1: Hittin' guys over the head with stuff.
Lesson 2: Sucking in the ring
Lesson 3: Being a complete and total scumbag outside the ring
Lesson 4: Sprite/7 Up: There is a difference.
Graduation.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Feb 11, 2007 15:36:14 GMT -5
New Jack is opening a wrestling school? Is it better or worse than the Hardcore Holly one? Atleast Holly knows how to wrestle. I see this school getting hit with a shit load of law-suits. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 11, 2007 15:37:01 GMT -5
Lesson 1: Hittin' guys over the head with stuff. Lesson 2: Sucking in the ring Lesson 3: Being a complete and total scumbag outside the ring Lesson 4: Sprite/7 Up: There is a difference. Graduation. You forget Lesson 5:"Don't get mad, get sadistic" |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 11, 2007 15:38:10 GMT -5
Lesson 1: Hittin' guys over the head with stuff. Lesson 2: Sucking in the ring Lesson 3: Being a complete and total scumbag outside the ring Lesson 4: Sprite/7 Up: There is a difference. Graduation. You forget Lesson 5:"Don't get mad, get sadistic" Oh, yeah. And; Lesson 6: When in doubt, stab the bastard. |
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Post by Harmonica on Feb 11, 2007 15:39:44 GMT -5
you know I was thinking about going to Harley Race's wrestling academy but now I see a guy that is far more superior. Now my dreams they have come true!  |
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 11, 2007 15:40:04 GMT -5
Im looking for wrestling schools, but something tells me this one wouldnt be high on my list.
Since I value my life and walking and all.
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Post by H-Fist on Feb 11, 2007 16:06:25 GMT -5
This is perfect! I also have no love for Vic!
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Feb 11, 2007 16:25:14 GMT -5
I don't know if it's the greatest thing ever or the worse idea ever. I WANT footage of the training seminars.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 11, 2007 16:27:15 GMT -5
I don't know if it's the greatest thing ever or the worse idea ever. I WANT footage of the training seminars. Just picture a fat black dude rampaging through a group of about a dozen skinny kids with a fork while they scream in terror, and you've got something close to how it will go down. |
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Feb 11, 2007 16:30:34 GMT -5
I don't know if it's the greatest thing ever or the worse idea ever. I WANT footage of the training seminars. Just picture a fat black dude rampaging through a group of about a dozen skinny kids with a fork while they scream in terror, and you've got something close to how it will go down. Yeah but is it the greatest thing ever of the worst thing ever? |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 11, 2007 16:33:57 GMT -5
Just picture a fat black dude rampaging through a group of about a dozen skinny kids with a fork while they scream in terror, and you've got something close to how it will go down. Yeah but is it the greatest thing ever of the worst thing ever? My opinion: Worst thing ever. Your mileage may vary. |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 11, 2007 16:35:39 GMT -5
Hahahaha, what?
this is incredible. New Jack is great, but this is nuts.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Feb 11, 2007 16:43:23 GMT -5
I demand to see students from this wrestling academy.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 11, 2007 16:45:13 GMT -5
I demand to see students from this wrestling academy. Well, hopefully you know how to find the hospital in whatever city he happens to be training people in. Particularly the ICU. |
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Post by H-Fist on Feb 11, 2007 17:33:46 GMT -5
I'd rather see a Justin Credible Wrestling School. "Alright students, the first thing you need to know is, first you smile. THEN you ask 'Paper or plastic?'"
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
