Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 4, 2007 21:43:45 GMT -5
Yup. First delivery of my shift. I noticed on the ticket the name was Shelton, but I thought none of it. I had heard he moved to my city a couple months ago.
Anyways, I go up to the house and ring the doorbell, and look in the doorway and see a big guy walking towards it. Lo and behold, it was Shelton Benjamin.
This guy is HUGE. I told him "I heard you and Rene Dupree moved here recently." And he laughed and said "Where did you hear that?" He gave me the money for the pizza along with a $10 tip. I told him to keep on kicking ass and shook his hand.
And yes I was marking out the whole time. I knew he lived here but not 5 minutes away.
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Sim
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Post by Sim on Jan 4, 2007 21:45:20 GMT -5
You shoulda told him that John Cena is a poor role model for little black children, unlike him
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 4, 2007 21:45:22 GMT -5
$10 tip. I like that guy.
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 4, 2007 21:45:37 GMT -5
You shoulda told him to bring back Big Mama
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Post by skiller on Jan 4, 2007 21:46:19 GMT -5
Ok, ok, ok. I'm going to ask the question everyone else wants to know the answer to...
What topping does Mr. Benjamin prefer?
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 4, 2007 21:47:18 GMT -5
He ordered 3 pizzas and 2 liter Lemonade.
1. Italian Sausage 2. Pepperoni 3. Pepperoni
;D
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 4, 2007 21:48:25 GMT -5
2 out of 3 for me...
Shelton has good taste.
;D
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 4, 2007 21:49:01 GMT -5
Wow, that's a damn good tip!
Seems like a good guy in my book!
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Garee
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Post by Garee on Jan 4, 2007 21:49:08 GMT -5
It would have been better if his ''Mama'' came to the door
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 4, 2007 21:50:04 GMT -5
I would've marked my eyes out if when he answered the door I heard the WGTT theme.
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Post by Doodoo McAllister on Jan 4, 2007 21:50:18 GMT -5
Haha very nice. Just curious, was his house gigantic?
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 4, 2007 21:51:30 GMT -5
Why did he order 3 pizzas? Oh wait, I just remember he has a fat moma. ;D
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 4, 2007 21:52:33 GMT -5
House was pretty big, but only 1 story. He lives way in the back of this rich ass subdivision.
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Post by skiller on Jan 4, 2007 21:53:28 GMT -5
I would've marked my eyes out if when he answered the door I heard the WGTT theme. The only thing that could top that would be "Ain't no stopping me now" starting up, just before he comes out and answers the door. Then the music would stop as soon as he closes the door. Then it starts up again, and he opens the door, and complains about the Lemonade not being diet.
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 4, 2007 21:54:34 GMT -5
I would've marked my eyes out if when he answered the door I heard the WGTT theme. The only thing that could top that would be "Ain't no stopping me now" starting up, just before he comes out and answers the door. Then the music would stop as soon as he closes the door. Then it starts up again, and he opens the door, and complains about the Lemonade not being diet. hahahahahahaha Must've been a cheat day.
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Post by kylebunker on Jan 4, 2007 21:54:44 GMT -5
in texas?
isnt he from minnesota?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2007 21:55:10 GMT -5
I would have extorted a big ass tip out of him by threatening to divulge his location; probably better you just shook his hand though and made a random Rene comment
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 4, 2007 21:55:54 GMT -5
He should have opened the door and done his entrance taunt, like, 'Yeeeaahhh my pizza is here!'
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Post by American Nightmare on Jan 4, 2007 21:57:24 GMT -5
wow, he ordered pepperoni pizza! That guy is in phenominal shape, and he eats pizza, id kill to get workout advice from him. I eat a slice, and my ass jiggles for a week.
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Post by kylebunker on Jan 4, 2007 21:57:36 GMT -5
what pizza place do you work at?
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