gimmieabreakbrain
Samurai Cop
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Jan 5, 2007 12:11:48 GMT -5
Just be glad on the screen the name didn't read "New Jack". He's prolly shove the pizzas down your throat if you brought him the wrong kind of lemonade. "DAMMIT I SAID COUNTRY TIME!"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 5, 2007 12:12:35 GMT -5
2 liter lemonade? Interesting. Apparently Shelton's a man who loves his lemon based beverages.
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 5, 2007 12:56:31 GMT -5
2 liter lemonade? Interesting. Apparently Shelton's a man who loves his lemon based beverages. CHUCKLE AND GUFFAW, MR. SPANKYMAC REMBERG!!!
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 5, 2007 13:16:04 GMT -5
Wait, If I did understand the story...Did Renee and Shelton are living together?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 5, 2007 13:29:34 GMT -5
I think under that theory, the worst would be Randy Orton. You'd knock on the door and he'd leap at you from the bushes or something, or sneak up on you doing weird ninja rolls for no reason and try to RKO you off the steps into a shrubbery. Then again he's liable to miss once in a while. "Excuse me, but I don't remember ordering a pizza..with SAUSAGE!!"
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Joekishi
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 5, 2007 14:16:03 GMT -5
it's true Shelton doesn't work out and eats junk food all the time?
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 5, 2007 14:33:18 GMT -5
I think under that theory, the worst would be Randy Orton. You'd knock on the door and he'd leap at you from the bushes or something, or sneak up on you doing weird ninja rolls for no reason and try to RKO you off the steps into a shrubbery. Then again he's liable to miss once in a while. "Excuse me, but I don't remember ordering a pizza..with SAUSAGE!!" *Cues porno music*
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 5, 2007 14:37:21 GMT -5
He ordered 3 pizzas and 2 liter Lemonade. 1. Italian Sausage 2. Pepperoni 3. Pepperoni ;D Lemonade?! Straight EDGE...wait, pepperoni? Sorry. Not straight edge. Pepperoni's a hallucinogen.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 5, 2007 22:09:07 GMT -5
I've always felt that a wrestler should just have thier doorbell play their theme song, and if you knock on the door, they just come out and give you thier finisher. Imagine delivering to Kane's house... You ring the doorbell and the bushes erupt in flames as Finger Eleven blares, or... You knock on the door and get chokeslammed STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! Either way, I'd mark.
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 5, 2007 22:10:12 GMT -5
One pizza for Shelton.
One pizza for Charlie.
One pizza for ole' Mama!!!
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Sim
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Post by Sim on Jan 5, 2007 22:24:51 GMT -5
Jesus, this thread is great.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 5, 2007 23:18:05 GMT -5
One pizza for Shelton.
One pizza for Charlie.
One pizza for ole' Mama!!! All three pizzas are for Mama. Shelton and Charlie get maybe some crust and the crumbs that fall on the floor.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 5, 2007 23:27:23 GMT -5
And a new sig. Im proud to be a part of such a great sig!
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Jan 6, 2007 0:11:26 GMT -5
I think under that theory, the worst would be Randy Orton. You'd knock on the door and he'd leap at you from the bushes or something, or sneak up on you doing weird ninja rolls for no reason and try to RKO you off the steps into a shrubbery. Then again he's liable to miss once in a while. and then he'd throw a bag of poop on you!!!
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