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Post by Tyfo on Jan 5, 2007 0:05:41 GMT -5
If you deliver to him again, I can guarentee a way to get an een bigger tip. Try to speed it to his house. Shelton: Wow you got here fast. You: That's because there, "AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NAWWW" Then just stand in his doorway for five minutes chuckling. That will either get you a tip or make certain that he won't want you delivering to him again. I'm not sure which. Neither, it will get him t-boned on the front porch, which is actually almost as good as a bigger tip!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 5, 2007 0:08:04 GMT -5
This thread IS GOLD
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 5, 2007 0:08:44 GMT -5
If you deliver to him again, I can guarentee a way to get an een bigger tip. Try to speed it to his house. Shelton: Wow you got here fast. You: That's because there, "AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NAWWW" Then just stand in his doorway for five minutes chuckling. That will either get you a tip or make certain that he won't want you delivering to him again. I'm not sure which. Neither, it will get him t-boned on the front porch, which is actually almost as good as a bigger tip! I'd mark.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 5, 2007 0:30:03 GMT -5
Cool story. I still have fun imagining someone delivering that to him and saying, "Does your mother know you ordered all this? I can just hear her, 'Shelton, you don't need to be eating all that greasy pizza! You have to stay lean and mean and quick! Here give me that pizza.'"
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Post by The Original Gooker on Jan 5, 2007 0:33:22 GMT -5
Yup. First delivery of my shift. I noticed on the ticket the name was Shelton, but I thought none of it. I had heard he moved to my city a couple months ago. Anyways, I go up to the house and ring the doorbell, and look in the doorway and see a big guy walking towards it. Lo and behold, it was Shelton Benjamin. [glow=red,2,300]This guy is HUGE. [/glow]I told him "I heard you and Rene Dupree moved here recently." And he laughed and said "Where did you hear that?" He gave me the money for the pizza along with a $10 tip. I told him to keep on kicking ass and shook his hand. And yes I was marking out the whole time. I knew he lived here but not 5 minutes away. Shelton is huge??? Then how huge must Viscera be was the first thought that came in my mind. If you see Viscera in reality then maybe you'll wet your pants.lol.
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 5, 2007 2:39:42 GMT -5
Too bad there are no wrestling marks at my work. They'd offer to take the delivery when it came on the screen.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Jan 5, 2007 3:17:11 GMT -5
I've always felt that a wrestler should just have thier doorbell play their theme song, and if you knock on the door, they just come out and give you thier finisher. Imagine delivering to Kane's house... You ring the doorbell and the bushes erupt in flames as Finger Eleven blares, or... You knock on the door and get chokeslammed STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 5, 2007 3:20:03 GMT -5
If Shelton orders again and you deliver to him, take the pizza out of the box and just give him the empty boxes. Once he figures it out and yells at you about the box being empty, just act shocked and then yell, BROOKLYN BROOKLYN and speed off!! hahhaahahhahahahahaahahahaha ahahahha im dying hahahhahahah thats post of the year, and we're 4 days in, hahaha that was genius
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 5, 2007 3:33:08 GMT -5
As a former deliverer for Papa Johns, I've never met anyone famous, so kudos.
And Papa Johns has better sauce than everyone else....bottom line.
But never order the Fajita pizzas. I've had to make the sauce, and it smells like glue when you make it.....no lie.
Where were we? Oh yeah, Benjamin....
I've heard a ton of delivery stories from my buddies, and especially since we're right on the coast with tons of tourism, they are outright bizzare.
Pizza delivery is an odd job. You never know what your going to get every delivery.
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Post by ronsimmons on Jan 5, 2007 3:37:27 GMT -5
Cool story, I'd love to meet Shelton, he's been one of my favourite superstars for a long while.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2007 4:56:50 GMT -5
Here's another wacky senario you can try the next time he orders a pizza.
When you arrive at his house, have him open the door only to find an "A" Ladder set up with his pizza hanging from the ceiling.
And if you wish you could challenge him to a PiTB* match afterwards.
*(Pizza in The Box)
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 5, 2007 5:09:18 GMT -5
I'd hate to deliver to JR. I can only see the following happen.
"THAT PIZZA HAS A SAUSAGE!" "THAT PIZZA IS NOT COVERED IN BARBEQUE SAUCE, IT CANNOT TASTE GOOD!" "This pizza is STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
Or there would be this exchange:
JR: It's been 31 minutes. Me: Sorry, I guess your bell didn't work. JR: (stares) That JezeBELL.
Ok, the last one was bad.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2007 5:15:21 GMT -5
THAT PIZZA HAS A SAUSAGE! That's freakin' GOLD. LOL
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Slim Loves Lily
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 5, 2007 5:31:35 GMT -5
Thread of the year.
What have I caused?
;D
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 5, 2007 5:44:16 GMT -5
And a new sig.
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 5, 2007 6:06:55 GMT -5
lmao. Cryme Tyme vs. WGTT is bound to happen so that scenario is perfect to kickstart a feud. Pretty cool to meet a guy like him at the most ordinary of times.
So my friend wasn't lying when he said Haas and Benjamin were living in Texas now.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 5, 2007 9:38:46 GMT -5
Yup. First delivery of my shift. I noticed on the ticket the name was Shelton, but I thought none of it. I had heard he moved to my city a couple months ago. Anyways, I go up to the house and ring the doorbell, and look in the doorway and see a big guy walking towards it. Lo and behold, it was Shelton Benjamin. This guy is HUGE. I told him "I heard you and Rene Dupree moved here recently." And he laughed and said "Where did you hear that?" He gave me the money for the pizza along with a $10 tip. I told him to keep on kicking ass and shook his hand. And yes I was marking out the whole time. I knew he lived here but not 5 minutes away. Vince...PUSH THIS MAN!! Good on you, Chonson. And it's good to see Shelton knows how to keep it real. Now...time to tell him where the best strip joints are in your area. ;D
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Post by catwoman on Jan 5, 2007 10:08:23 GMT -5
Thread of the year. What have I caused? ;D Hell, just the stuff in your signature is gold! Seriously, that's really great. I'm glad he tipped you well!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 5, 2007 11:04:27 GMT -5
That was a cool story. I haven't had a chance encounter with anybody famous like that.
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 5, 2007 11:56:47 GMT -5
2 liter lemonade? Interesting.
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