MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Oct 11, 2007 16:10:10 GMT -5
Batista's Dad: "You could be Dave Jr...the kids could call you Da-Ju" LOL |
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Oct 11, 2007 18:06:08 GMT -5
Because thats how many title shots he still has left. Hes like Mario after you beat Super Mario 64 and meet Yoshi, you get 99 lives. Im pretty sure Batista has used up about 49 of his so 50 sounds about right. "Yoshi is a Japanese name. I don't like the japanese because their wrestling is silly. Too many flips and "head drops" and not enough stero-....exercise and strength conditioning in the gym. You know they call me the Animal. Animal was funny on the Muppet Babies. Say what was up with that Nanny chick? You never saw anything but her legs. Mmm...and what legs they were. God, I'd impregnate that, I'd drop a Batista Bomb so far up her youterus....yooteros...snatch." OMGWTFBBQ2007!! That was f***ing CLASSIC! May I steal it for my sig? |
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Oct 11, 2007 19:36:47 GMT -5
Batista...we all know you're 41, deal with it gramps.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 11, 2007 19:38:50 GMT -5
He writes like he wrestles, Yeesssh! Like senior citizens who might fornicate. Slow and sloppy! |
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Oct 11, 2007 20:47:55 GMT -5
So much hate for him simply stating his birth year? Wth?
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Post by kitsunestar on Oct 11, 2007 21:11:52 GMT -5
Apparently when someone doesn't have enough 'workrate' for you, anything they say is a lie.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 11, 2007 21:12:59 GMT -5
Apparently when someone doesn't have enough 'workrate' for you, anything they say is a lie. Workrate be damned. Motherf***er can't even put on an entertaining match now! |
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Post by kitsunestar on Oct 11, 2007 21:51:13 GMT -5
Apparently when someone doesn't have enough 'workrate' for you, anything they say is a lie. Workrate be damned. Mothersmurfer can't even put on an entertaining match now! And what does that have to do with if he's lying about his age or not? I can't put on a good match either, but that doesn't mean everything I say is a lie. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 11, 2007 21:52:30 GMT -5
Like senior citizens who might fornicate. Slow and sloppy! OH DEAR GOD.  |
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Oct 11, 2007 21:53:09 GMT -5
Didn't Batista grow up with the lesbien mothers?
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Oct 11, 2007 21:56:18 GMT -5
Didn't Batista grow up with the lesbien mothers? im not touching that one |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 11, 2007 23:49:59 GMT -5
Workrate be damned. Mothersmurfer can't even put on an entertaining match now! And what does that have to do with if he's lying about his age or not? I can't put on a good match either, but that doesn't mean everything I say is a lie. Well, that's true, but I never said he was a liar, just that he's a shitpy wrestler  |
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Oct 11, 2007 23:52:28 GMT -5
Didn't Batista grow up with the lesbien mothers? im not touching that one Boobtista? Well that clears it up, he's nearly 40 rather than being just over 40. His body is going to look like CRAP in five years time. |
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Oct 12, 2007 0:43:39 GMT -5
SO I'M ASSUMING HIS RAPIDLY DECLINING PROMO WORK IS DUE TO SENILITY?
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Oct 12, 2007 0:48:25 GMT -5
SO I'M ASSUMING HIS RAPIDLY DECLINING PROMO WORK IS DUE TO SENILITY? Oh don't be such an ageist goof, senility has got nothing to do with age, it can set in.....at....um.....its....er.......I want some taquitos! |
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Oct 12, 2007 0:55:23 GMT -5
SO I'M ASSUMING HIS RAPIDLY DECLINING PROMO WORK IS DUE TO SENILITY? Oh don't be such an ageist goof, senility has got nothing to do with age, it can set in.....at....um.....its....er.......I want some taquitos! THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT AN OLD PERSON LIKE BAUTISTA WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TAQUITO IS. |
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 12, 2007 1:08:18 GMT -5
Batista hasn't hit age 40 yet?
I have trouble buying that.
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Oct 12, 2007 1:09:46 GMT -5
Batista hasn't hit age 40 yet? I have trouble buying that. WWE should take that last line and use it as the nearest thing to a journalistic endorsement for future Smackdown PPV's that they're going to get. |
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 12, 2007 1:32:41 GMT -5
In five years, Batista will still claim to be 38.
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Oct 12, 2007 1:54:06 GMT -5
In five years, Batista will still claim to be 38. HOW DO YOU KNOW BATISTA HASN'T FOUND A WAY TO STOP HIMSELF FROM AGING THAT INVOLVES AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN INCANTATION AND AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOTS? |
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