HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 12, 2007 2:03:12 GMT -5
In five years, Batista will still claim to be 38. HOW DO YOU KNOW BATISTA HASN'T FOUND A WAY TO STOP HIMSELF FROM AGING THAT INVOLVES AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN INCANTATION AND AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOTS? Well, I suppose it's possible. |
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Oct 12, 2007 2:57:54 GMT -5
WOW. SUCH A COMPELLING READ. I mean, move over, the Bible. The last time I saw such well-written, inspiring literature, I was taking a drunken dump in a bar. I'm pretty sure Dave has w-blue sky lives left. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this thread... |
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Post by DAGOTRON LIVES! on Oct 12, 2007 3:10:00 GMT -5
And if I was going to lie about my age, I wouldn't say I was thirty-eight. I'd knock at least five more years off. EXCELLENT IDEA. MIGHT I ALSO RECOMMEND WEARING FUBU JERSEYS AND JNCO JEAN SHORTS. BACKWARDS. I HEAR THAT'S REALLY POPULAR WITH THE KIDS THESE DAYS. |
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messiah
Don Corleone
Wobbly.
Posts: 1,871
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Post by messiah on Oct 12, 2007 3:45:03 GMT -5
Batista's Dad: "You could be Dave Jr...the kids could call you Da-Ju" You, sir, are a God.  |
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Oct 12, 2007 6:55:03 GMT -5
that is what i was hoping batista's book would be like when i heard he had one. now THAT would be a book I'd buy |
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Oct 12, 2007 7:39:52 GMT -5
Batista is Old Man Jenkins:  "Get off my lawn, you dang blasted kids!" |
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