SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 24, 2007 20:30:42 GMT -5
"Chapter 23:Pranks I Pulled.
In 1983, I was staying at this hotel. I Saw Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka kiss this chick who was with him. When he went to sleep the chick went out on the stairs for a smoke. I Pushed her down a flight of stairs and said Snuka did it. Later on, he said "Very funny Dave, now let's go f--- some groupies. That's How I got into wrestling."
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 24, 2007 20:45:53 GMT -5
"So that was the 8th time I got the clap..."
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Post by Branimal on Oct 24, 2007 21:25:50 GMT -5
"For a long time I had been walking alone inside a pit of danger where no one had ever followed me..."
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 24, 2007 21:30:35 GMT -5
"People ask me what Goldberg was like, and I always tell them what a joke the guy was. I don't know what Vince was smoking when he decided to bring the guy to WWE. Seriously, how marketable is big, jacked up guy who pounds his chest and screams while pyro goes off in his entrance. It was the same thing every week. He slams guys around for a little bit and then hits his finisher, to the delight of women and children everywhere. To even THINK that type could marketed as world champion"
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Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
Posts: 5,374
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Post by Max on Oct 24, 2007 21:48:26 GMT -5
"It was a cold night in late 2007, I was viewing wrestlecrap forums, reading marking for wwe is #.222 posts, hes a great poster because he loves me, and im one of his favorite wrestlers. he also is the only person rooting for me against the undertaker. and everyone else i dont like. they dont like me. im the animal. im batista. basketballs may not hold grudges, but i do, and if i ever see one of them i will beat them up, come this sunday im going to be beating them up. i think"
hahahaha that was stupid but hey what can i say?
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Zane
Team Rocket
GREATEST POWERBOMB EVER!
Posts: 959
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Post by Zane on Oct 24, 2007 21:52:30 GMT -5
"The matches I had with JBL were nowhere as good as they could have been. I still don't understand it to this day why they weren't considering our size. Now see, the matches I had with Khali were absolute masterpieces, unlike those spot-monkeys over in TNA. They follow the basketball philosophy of wrestling, which is to do a whole bunch of flips and choreographed stunts that tell no story, much like how a basketball has no storytelling ability. Those talentless sweathogs are stealing my spotlight. Which reminds me, come this Sunday I have a match, and I'm gonna be needing my spotlight back." How's that, Zane?  Lol I love this thread |
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Post by ChitownKnight on Oct 27, 2007 22:55:54 GMT -5
"The Eddie tribute was one of the toughest nights of my life. I was an emotional wreck because the beef teriyaki I ordered for dinner was overcooked and I was really looking forward to it. I was so upset about it that I was reduced to tears, I was in no shape to be interviewed and then they gave me some lines to read. That was a really rough night." lol |
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Oct 27, 2007 23:01:12 GMT -5
"That Bobby Lashley, heh what a bathturd!"
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Oct 27, 2007 23:22:01 GMT -5
"The human rectum is almost nightmarishly eleastic. I was sitting in my locker room with Ric Flair and I had about four rubik's cubes shoved up in there, when a steroid raging Triple H bursted in and punched me right in my solar plexes. The four rubiks cubes all popped out and I'll be damned if they weren't all solved."
Thanks Patton Oswalt for letting me rip you off....
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