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Post by motormouf on Oct 26, 2007 22:25:41 GMT -5
alot of wrestler seem not to know when to hang up the tights. They go into the ring with talent half their age and embarass themselves stiffly trying to pull of their old moves. Here are some signs to tell if the bell has rung for you.
1) You once inescapable finisher is now used 2 monutes into most matches.
2) You wreslted Hulk Hogan when he had a full head of hair.
3) You actually remembered when Mae Young was hot.
4) You actually won/lost a match to a sleeper, missle drop kick or superplex.
5) You wrestled in a tag match against the Rockers and thought that Janetti was the one who'd make it.
Any more
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Oct 26, 2007 22:26:57 GMT -5
6. You have a HUGE hunk of flesh hanging off your body, but your heart doesn't beat fast enough to make you bleed.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Oct 26, 2007 22:28:37 GMT -5
You have a side job giving out bank loans
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Oct 26, 2007 22:29:14 GMT -5
You have a side job giving out bank loans You wrestle in a match teaming with your grandson. Does David have any kids yet? |
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 26, 2007 23:04:38 GMT -5
9) You remember when the Sunset Flip was an exciting finisher...
10) You remember when business was booming in the AWA...
11) You participated in several of the classic one hour draws between fed champs (AWA vs WWF, NWA vs AWA, NWA vs WWF).
12) As a veteran you got excited about how good a babyface that Jerry Jarrett's boy was developing into...
13) You wondered if you might find work in the WWWF once Vince Jr. takes over...
14) If you look around the backstage area and realize that 95% of the AGENTS are younger than you...
15) You had sex with Missy Hyatt....when she was actually hot...
16) You wondered if Sterling Golden was ever going to make it big...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2007 23:08:18 GMT -5
You used to job to Hogan's axe bomber lariat...when he was a heel.
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Post by kaiserfranz on Oct 26, 2007 23:09:36 GMT -5
You wrestled all the Von Erichs.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Oct 27, 2007 0:26:50 GMT -5
When you made your WrestleMania debut, Tito Santana won a match.
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Post by scottyno on Oct 27, 2007 0:46:08 GMT -5
when you hurt your knee getting up off the couch
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Post by phenomphan on Oct 27, 2007 0:46:58 GMT -5
If your name is Jim Duggan or Ric Flair...sorry, but it's time to hang'em up guys
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Post by scottyno on Oct 27, 2007 0:48:33 GMT -5
if you were part of the millionaires club 7 years ago and your name is not steve borden
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Post by steenerico on Oct 27, 2007 0:54:19 GMT -5
When your last name is Hogan,Flair,or Funk
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 27, 2007 1:09:16 GMT -5
If as child you attended a wrestling show with Gorgeous George Wagnor on the card.
Last wrestled in the 60s.
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Post by bigrick0016 on Oct 27, 2007 1:14:14 GMT -5
You wrestled in the NWA when the belt was a big deal and not defended in High School gymnasiums across America.
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Post by skiller on Oct 27, 2007 1:14:46 GMT -5
You can remember when Terry Funk announced his first retirement.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 27, 2007 3:48:13 GMT -5
You push for a Russian opponent because Cold War angles are HOT.
Your theme music was composed by Jimmy Hart.
You blow up cutting a promo.
You were 40 when Paul Heyman had a full head of hair.
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Post by BitterAF on Oct 27, 2007 4:01:41 GMT -5
You main evented on WWF's biggest show, Superstars
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
Posts: 1,872
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Post by Ramses on Oct 27, 2007 4:22:12 GMT -5
They mention the names Frank A Gotch, Ric Flair, Harvey Race, Classie Freddy Blassy, El Santo or Haystacks Calhoon with your name.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 27, 2007 4:45:54 GMT -5
The ARMBAR was a very devastating hold.
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Post by Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers on Oct 27, 2007 5:19:32 GMT -5
The ARMBAR was a very devastating hold. Actually, didn't somebody they picked out of the UFC in the late 90's use it as a finisher for a while? Not Shamrock, it was somebody else. |
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