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Post by plushtar on Oct 27, 2007 21:38:12 GMT -5
You are main eventing in TNA because you main evented somewhere else
VH1 aired footage of you on the crapper
You have threatened to rape past opponents that no one has mentioned in about 20 years
You love medicine
You can remember wrestling a slim & mobile Andre the Giant
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 27, 2007 21:57:36 GMT -5
When Karl Stern asks you if would like to be interviewed on his podcast show.
Shout out to anyone that gets that.
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Post by tap on Oct 27, 2007 23:03:40 GMT -5
When you've been resurrected about 50 times. I love the Undertaker, he can still go, but even a return to the Underbiker couldn't really help him out character wise. Unless he went satanic again. *shrugs*
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 27, 2007 23:09:53 GMT -5
If you refer to Terry Funk and Jerry Lawler as "Those young kids".
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Oct 28, 2007 0:36:04 GMT -5
...you can't even jump to sell Taker's Chokeslam, brother!
...you no longer qualify as a Heartbreak Kid or Nature Boy.
...military insignia and ranks have gone through a change since you first started calling yourself a Sgt.
...you wrestled Andy Kaufman, whose been in his grave longer than anyone should be in the ring.
...you competed for the World Championship at WrestleMania... in a tournament!
No offense, Hacksaw, but it's time for you to GOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2007 11:45:07 GMT -5
The referee automatically DQ's you for using a steel chair, but that loud sound was your hip popping out of place.
"Bullet" Bob Armstrong was just a "BB" when you were on top of the territory.
You've wrestled for all four generations of McMahons.
Your debut had to be postponed because your opponent was trampled by wild buffalo on his way to the ring.
Your ring entrance music was personally played by Johann Sebastian Bach.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 28, 2007 11:49:41 GMT -5
I have some
-There is somebody to give you oxygen when you get to the ring after your entrance.
-You have endorsement deals with Geritol, Metamucial, Depends and Viagra.
-Your nipples are at your knees.
-You wear your ring pants up to your neck.
-Your "hot, young valet" is Mae Young.
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Post by ChibiDiablo on Oct 28, 2007 12:20:55 GMT -5
There's a Hijo del You
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Post by ChibiDiablo on Oct 28, 2007 12:24:21 GMT -5
When Karl Stern asks you if would like to be interviewed on his podcast show. Shout out to anyone that gets that. I'll raise you; When Linden Walker likes you |
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Post by maxx420 on Oct 28, 2007 12:33:13 GMT -5
You are main eventing in TNA because you main evented somewhere else Wow. Christian Cage, Samoa Joe & AJ Styles better pack it then...  |
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Oct 28, 2007 12:36:56 GMT -5
You remember when the German Suplex was still called the Third Reich Suplex. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, history related humour |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,077
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 28, 2007 13:58:34 GMT -5
I'll try some more:
-You were President Eisenhower's favorite wrestler.
-Your attempt at getting heel heat consists of dressing up like Otto Von Bismark.
-Instead of protein shakes you drink prune juice.
-Mark Henry is more mobile than you are and you weigh about 250 pounds.
-You come to the ring pushing a walker.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 28, 2007 15:42:54 GMT -5
Your Titantron is shown in 8mm
You think Deuce and Domino is a futuristic gimmick
You think your pyro is magical fairies.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,077
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 28, 2007 15:58:03 GMT -5
-Three words: Orthopedic Wrestling Boots
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eric
Mike the Goon
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Post by eric on Oct 29, 2007 18:07:10 GMT -5
You hoist your opponent into a fireman's carry and ....
AIRPLANE SPIN !!
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
