Budget cutbacks for WWE entrances.

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The WWE has decided they need to save money, and the best place to do it is to lower costs on all the fancy entrances wrestlers get. Help them out by designing a new lower cost version of a wrestler's entrance.

I'll start:

Batista's machinegun pyro removed. When Batista does his shooting gestures, a man in the back will now say "Bang!" very quickly.

HHH's entrance no longer features Motorhead to save on licensing fees. The new theme will simply be Carlito's music with the words changed to "I spit in the face of people that aren't the game."

[iamthegamewjwf]

Every wrestler will now enter to Nailz's music

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

How about no pyro at all? Who cares about it anyway.

[viscera]

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

[AriadosMan]

HHH will now come out to "Cotton Eye Joe" with stock footage of a farm in Ontario airing on the Titantron.

[lotus]

Using the fine example that Gillberg set for them all at least ten years before hand.
Each Wrestler who uses fireworks in their enterances will now instead be followed out by two of their peers using sparklers.

[Sephiroth]

Instead of an elaborate entrance video, WWE will instead just project an image of each wrestler's high school yearbook photo onto a large screen.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

To keep their entrance theme, Jesse and Festus will have to promote any restaurant that serves biscuits and gravy.

[nm]

Every wrestler has to use the David Flair titantron.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Shawn Michaels will come out with a microphone, singing his theme song acapella.

[AriadosMan]

Kane will have a guy stand at ringside with a cigarette lighter instead of having his pyro.

[odanobunaga]

The wrestler will simple enter the ramp holding a microphone yelling very loud "I AM MAKING MY ENTRANCE NOW"

[lotus]

The Undertaker also will be affected by the budget cutbacks.
His gong will now be a guy backstage banging two pots together.
His lightning? Stock sound of Big Daddy V in the bathroom. Yes it really has gotten that bad.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

No wrestler will have any kind of personalised entrance. All wrestlers will come to the ring accompanied by Bill Alphonso, sans whistle, with a megaphone, who will shout out "Hey everybody, look, its <wrestler's name>, and they're here to provide you with some sports entertainment!"

Fonzie will then make his way to the back using the stagger dance originated by David Byrne out of Talking Heads.

[erisi236]

Every time Batista makes a save he forsakes his pyro and just runs in for the save.

Or is that asking to much of him?

[Turd Ferguson]

Flashlights instead of spotlights.

[Mozenrath]

odanobunaga said:

The wrestler will simple enter the ramp holding a microphone yelling very loud "I AM MAKING MY ENTRANCE NOW"

Now I desperately want someone to actually have that as an entrance.

[Tapout]

Arena crowds will be required to hum or sing the entrance music for each wrestler. Sheet music will be given out at the beginning of every house show, but you have to give it back later. Share with the person sitting next to you.

Every wrestler will make his way to the ring with a bumper sticker for an event or product stuck across his forehead. This week: Snickers.

The actual titantron screen will be replaced by a giant billboard ad for Subway.

[AriadosMan]

Less Fat!
More Meat!
Less Fat!
MORE MEAT!

Introducing the new Big Daddy Pastrami, now from SUBWAY!

[Limey]

No tron, no music, no pyro, no ring announcer. Just entrances with a T-Shirt that reads "This IS my entrance." that are recycled after every single event...without washing them.