Budget cutbacks for WWE entrances.

[Baixo Astral]

Johnny Parisi will beatbox each worker's theme on a preowned Rapmaster 2000.

[AriadosMan]

WWE won't employ wrestlers anymore, just show footage from Smackdown vs Raw 2007 on the Titantron and have that be the matches.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

MVP comes out to a paper-mache version of that inflatable thing he comes out to.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

"The Time Is Now" is replaced with John rapping about Skittles, and sounding obviously irritated during the song.

[Baixo Astral]

hulk6785 said:

MVP comes out to a paper-mache version of that inflatable thing he comes out to.

He'll just walk down to the ring in a two-man pop-up tent, with an entourage of hobos.

Actually, I'd mark out for that... MVP, King of the Hobos.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

viscera said:

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

BINGO.

Here is a listing from WWE Music Vol 8:

"Jingle Bells" - Balls Mahoney theme
"Happy Birthday" - Edge theme
"Mary Had a Little Lamb" - HHH theme (fetauring Motorhead)
"The Wheels on the Bus" - Mark Henry theme
"The Alphabet Song" - Snitsky theme
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" - Bobby Lashley theme

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

The begining of PPVs will be guys with A gross of Bottle Rockets being set off and a few crew memembers running arould with Sparklers.

Theme music will future Edge backstage with a mic playing the Kaazo. When he is wrestling it who ever the closet the entrance backsgate with the same mic going. "You think you know me?" Over any over.

The Big Titian Tron Stages will be replaced by a curtain with a bill board of sponsor. Now the WWE will hire Lodi to follow everyone to the ring holding poster board of who the wrestler is written on it.

The ring anouncers will do all intros in a tin can and string.

[AriadosMan]

Batista will now come out to "Peter and the Wolf"
CM Punk will now come out to "Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Murdoch and Cade will come out to "God Save the Queen"

[Baixo Astral]

lenny said:

viscera said:

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

"Happy Birthday" - Edge theme

They can't afford to pay the amount you need for that song... I suggest music from 1930s movies by long out of business companies.

[Baixo Astral]

Unused workers can man the refreshment stalls, cook the food, rip tickets, etc... it'd be like a gigantic indy show.

[Push R Truth]

Just as long as they give some wrestler a Slip-an-Slide entrance to the ring.


But with all those cutbacks, can they afford to pay the wrestlers?

[iamthegamewjwf]

in an effort to conserve TV time...each wrestler will be shot to the ring from a single cannon....at the same time.

[AriadosMan]

iamthegamewjwf said:

in an effort to conserve TV time...each wrestler will be shot to the ring from a single cannon....at the same time.

I wouldn't want to be in the cannon with Big Daddy V when it fires...

[tonyexile]

radioclash5150 said:

Shawn Michaels will come out with a microphone, singing his theme song acapella.

This really gave me a good chuckle...you win.

[Man Hating Horace]

-Kane comes out to those fake paper-and-air fires.
-Deuce & Domino come out in a toy car (you know, the red one with the yellow roof?).
-John Morrison's entrance is fast-forwarded.
-At the Royal Rumble, everyone comes out and goes into the ring at the same time. Two wrestlers face off, and the others wait until they are called to join.
-Being that the ring is now flat on the ground, Hornswoggle crawls out of a used backpack.
-Carlito brings out painted red Styrofoam balls.
-Stone Cold Steve Austin is tossed juice boxes.
-Undertaker's gong sound is done with a children's xylophone.
-Triple H must get his water from a fountain and hold it long enough to spit it out.
-Rey Mysterio pops out of a cardboard box.
-London and Kendrick slide into the ring with a Slip-N-Slide.
-Chuck Palumbo is pushed out in a rusted exercise bike.
-Val Venis wears a Sticky Note instead of a towel.

[Joker]

Chuck Palumbo will now come to the ring on a pushbike! he will have to make the sound effects himself.

MVP will be forced to give up his gimmick and name as the budget cuts really can't afford the Most Valuable Player.

EDIT: uglyjoe that sig is pure gold. Marks for Dhalsim!

[pixiesfan]

uglyjoe said:

-Kane comes out to those fake paper-and-air fires.
-Deuce & Domino come out in a toy car (you know, the red one with the yellow roof?).
-John Morrison's entrance is fast-forwarded.
-At the Royal Rumble, everyone comes out and goes into the ring at the same time. Two wrestlers face off, and the others wait until they are called to join.
-Being that the ring is now flat on the ground, Hornswoggle crawls out of a used backpack.
-Carlito brings out painted red Styrofoam balls.
-Stone Cold Steve Austin is tossed juice boxes.
-Undertaker's gong sound is done with a children's xylophone.
-Triple H must get his water from a fountain and hold it long enough to spit it out.
-Rey Mysterio pops out of a cardboard box.
-London and Kendrick slide into the ring with a Slip-N-Slide.
-Chuck Palumbo is pushed out in a rusted exercise bike.
-Val Venis wears a Sticky Note instead of a towel.

Epic fail.

[Deleted]

lol at Morrison's entrance being fast forwarded.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

john morrison will just walk slowly.

[valiens]

Two words: Slide Projector.