Budget cutbacks for WWE entrances.

[valiens]

For ECW, entrance videos replaced by Sci Fi TV show intros.

All audio provided by Jaxx Pacific WWE toys.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

lenny said:

viscera said:

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

BINGO.

Here is a listing from WWE Music Vol 8:


"Happy Birthday" - Edge theme

"Happy Birthday" isn't public domain. Yes, it has a copyright, and you have to pay to sing it on movies and TV.

[Deleted]

All smoke machines and dry ice used for the Boogeyman's entrance will be replaced by members of the lighting crew standing on the ramp smoking.

When the lights go out during the undertaker's entrance, they'll simply stay off for the remainder of the show.

[AriadosMan]

Carlito will be replaces by random masked luchadores who job constantly.

[wildojinx]

viscera said:

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

Now ive got this image of taker walking down while "yankee doodle dandy" plays in the background.

[AriadosMan]

wildojinx said:

viscera said:

Every entrance theme will become some kind of public domain song.

Now ive got this image of taker walking down while "yankee doodle dandy" plays in the background.

"Ave Maria" would be funnier.

[CM Dazz]

I think the pyro is really overused right now. It should be limited to the top one or two guys on each brand.

On a side note, Batista's machine gun pyro is stupid. Everytime he does it I think he's taking a machinegun style crap.

[PTBartman]

thegoldenspike said:

Johnny Parisi will beatbox each worker's theme on a preowned Rapmaster 2000.

NO

[Lancers]

Triple H will have to resort from using his traditional 20 oz. bottle of water during his entrance for a 12 oz. container. Or as we in the WC Forums call it, THE SMALL ASS BOTTLE OF WATER.






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[iamthegamewjwf]

Carlito will have to reuse the same apple all week long...no matter how brown and gross it gets

[iamthegamewjwf]

I know its more of a celebration than an entrance...but Austin would have to drink his beers more like Santino

[Dynamite Kid]

sephiroth said:

Instead of an elaborate entrance video, WWE will instead just project an image of each wrestler's high school yearbook photo onto a large screen.

Been done.

[The F'N Captain]

The Titantron will be torn down and "The Grish" will have to write every wrestlers name on a dry erase board for thier entrance.

When the budget clears he can even get colored markers.

[Kae]

They will employ the people responsible for TNA's generic, it-sounds-sort-of-like-that-song-but-not-enough-to-pay-copyright music. (What? You were all thinking it.)

Cody Rhodes will teach the roster how to strut. That strut is more awesome than pyro.

[Blindkarevik]

When the lights go out during Undertaker's entrance, he will make his appearance to the crowd. Then, instead of walking to the ring, he will lower his head and walk over to the dimmer switch. He will raise one hand, while "magically" raising the dimmer switch with his other.

Instead of flaming corner posts, Kane will raise his hands, then when he lowers them he will throw six to eight snaps to the ground.

Instead of water, Triple H will just have to work up a massive loogie to spit out for his entrance.

Theme songs will all now be performed by Edge on the Kazoo.

[iamthegamewjwf]

JBL will have to take a taxi to the ring....limos are too expensive.

[FHgrad99]

Some of my ideas:

-Mr. Kennedy does his Mr. Kennedy...........Kennedy routine using the Spirit Squad's megaphone.

-All themes are The Mountie's Recycled theme music for example:

Triple H.

I'm the Game
I'm Handsome, I'm brave, I'm strong.
I'm the Game and I bury them all.

You can run but you'll never hide.
I'm the Game
I always pin my man.



-Jeff Hardy's pyro is done with a couple of Roman Candles.

[The F'N Captain]

HBK's pyro is replaced with Dean Malenko laying behind him and throwing a handfull of confetti in the air. Which Dean must sweep up and reuse the next time.

[iamthegamewjwf]

instead of mentioning "Space Invaders" in Mysterio's music, it will now mention "Pong"

"Space Invaders" is just far to expensive to mention.

[plushtar]

fhgrad99 said:

I'm the Game
I'm Handsome, I'm brave, I'm strong.
I'm the Game and I bury them all.

You can run but you'll never hide.
I'm the Game
I always pin my man.

I must have this mp3.

My idea would be to use the titantron to show a TNA wrestler making an entrance. Obviously, a lot cheaper than producing your own music.

Jim Johnston is wished well on his future endeavors and NES programmers are brought in to produce thier versions of current themes.

Off-topic: Is it just me or does the SNES version of Real American sound like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons.