Another example of why I hate Batista

[Lancers]

John Frampton only uses a talk box when he communicates. Makes him sounds like Charlie Brown's parents.

Oh, classic thread hijacking. You don't see enough of these executed properly.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Tista: I lost my chick to a dude who sounds like Mrs. Othmar?

Rey: Well perhaps if you didn't refer to as your chick. Be all possessive like some kinda animal


( In retrospect, I shoulda called him John Holly, lost opportunity.)

[Lancers]

*Batista and Rey are hanging out the malt shop*

Rey: "Hey Dave! There's Frampton over there near the jukebox."

Batista: "JOHN! You think you're gonna get away with takin' my girl will ya?"

Frampton: "FRAAMMM FRAAAMM FRRAAMMM FRAAAAAAAM"

Batista: "Them's fightin' words. Step outside. This is gonna be a classic greaser street fight."

[Kevin Hamilton]

mrlancers said:

*Batista and Rey are hanging out the malt shop*

Rey: "Hey Dave! There's Frampton over there near the jukebox."

Batista: "JOHN! You think you're gonna get away with takin' my girl will ya?"

Frampton: "FRAAMMM FRAAAMM FRRAAMMM FRAAAAAAAM"

Batista: "Them's fightin' words. Step outside. This is gonna be a classic greaser street fight."

Cue Deuce and Domino. Paging Deuce and Domino to the thread.

[Tapout]

Cashier: Hey, sorry sir. I think we're like, out of Ding Dongs. You maybe want Ho-Ho's instead?

"Big" Dave: Yeah? Well...well...that's a nice little trick there. But you see...Ho-Ho's...don't want to kick your stinkin' teeth in!

Cashier: Uh--

"Big" Dave: I WANT MY TITLE SHOT! I'M A BABYFACE!

Cashier: Hey dude, I just work here! Look, you want some beef jerky? Just take it!

"Big" Dave: ALL YOU PEOPLE BETTER CHEER ME, DAMMIT!!!!

Cashier: Who are you talking to, dude??

"Big" Dave: BABYFACE!!!!!!!!

[Kash Flagg]

Somewhere, Thelma Harper and Suzanne Pleschette are swooning.

[Kevin Hamilton]

kashflagg said:

Somewhere, Thelma Harper and Suzanne Pleschette are swooning.

That's only cuz John Frampton is quite dreamy.

[Lancers]

This thread has it all.....greasers, claims adjusters, PT Cruisers, midget jokes, 80s television star references, Turtle Wax.

Only in the WC Forums

[Mister Pigwell]

It's lacking until there's pictures of Velveeta cheese.

[KingPopper]

Meh, to his credit it was his best match, probably the hottest match of the night, besides MITB, And really the show went down hill after that. HBK vs. Cena was good, but the ending sucked the life out of the crowd.

[Lancers]

valens said:

It's lacking until there's pictures of Velveeta cheese.

Today, I feel like I made a difference.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Man that's some old school Velveeta.

[Kash Flagg]

mrlancers said:

valens said:

It's lacking until there's pictures of Velveeta cheese.

Today, I feel like I made a difference.

Full of health, milk, and 30 year old mold.

[Kevin Hamilton]

I legitimately don't remember that packaging, and I'm a pretty old fart.

[Lancers]

kashflagg said:

mrlancers said:

Today, I feel like I made a difference.

Full of health, milk, and 30 year old mold.

You can taste the bicentennial.

[Captain Wonderful]

I believe that the SS On-Topic has long since sailed and was subsequently attacked and sunken by a gang of rogue pirates but, personally, I would also be proud if the Undertaker carried my talent-free backside to a good match at Wrestlemania.

jackrabbitslim said:

mrlancers said:

"Batista: The acid rain is surely gonna ruin the killer Turtle Wax job I did this morning. Why God why!!!"

That's my paint job acid rain, and come sunday.. I won't be able to get it back! No shops are open on Sunday, but Monday morning, my dealership will honor my warranty.

I've always wanted to see someone do a promo like that. "I'm taking back my world title! Maybe not right away, but eventually! I have to return some videotapes first. Plus my aunt needs help painting her garage. Then I have to go my kid's fourth grade production of Pilgrim Gets a New Hat Buckle. Actually, I'm pretty swamped this week. I don't know, I'll have to get back to you, but taking back my world title is definitely on my to-do list! Right after 'put air in my tires' and right before 'celebrate world title win.' I'll call you on Thursday and we can iron out the details."

[Joekishi]

iamthegamewjwf said:

So, I just got my Oct issue of WWE magazine yesterday and theres a part where Batista talks about what it was like wrestling theUndertaker at Wrestlemana.

I dont have in infront of me to quote exactly, but at one point he said something like;

I probably got a lot of heat after that match because as soon as I went back stage I was yelling "Follow that!"


What a douche.

they went into the match thinking it was THE MAIN EVENT...however 3 days before they were told HBK/Cena would main event.

Hence Follow that.

Matches after couldn't capture the crowd after up until cena/hbk which still wasn't as awesome as Batista/Taker

[PTBartman]

krazyeman said:

So he is a douche because he felt he had a great match (which he did) and didn't feel the ECW Originals vs The New Breed could possibly follow it (which it didn't)?

You know, Neil Diamond got a similar rap saying something like that to Bob Dylan at The Last Waltz.

[PTBartman]

kiddobradley said:

thesunbeast said:

How did I know that this was going to be a small selected quote from a pargraph in a magizine or book taken out of context, rather than a story of someone meeting Batista?

Because we are more predictable than we'd like to believe? ;D

You

[Kash Flagg]

ptbartman said:

kiddobradley said:

Because we are more predictable than we'd like to believe? ;D

You

Keep Ken Patera and Masa Saito away from you then.