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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 13, 2007 15:25:31 GMT -5
Error #1: Having him doing his own talking. No mouthpiece. Error #2: Presenting him with a complex sentence structure. Error #3: Giving him a working microphone. EXE/ERROR: BATISTA_PROMO_FILE CORRUPTED REPAIR/DELETE Y/N: N Cause its hilarious. |
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Post by plushtar on Nov 13, 2007 15:25:49 GMT -5
So is Batista the new quieter version of Sid?
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Post by pathogen on Nov 13, 2007 15:27:19 GMT -5
What a dumbass! FFS! You can't even see the scars from th lobotomy!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 13, 2007 15:28:40 GMT -5
EXE/ERROR: BATISTA_PROMO_FILE CORRUPTED REPAIR/DELETE Y/N: N Cause its hilarious. Seconded. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 13, 2007 15:30:04 GMT -5
EXE/ERROR: BATISTA_PROMO_FILE CORRUPTED REPAIR/DELETE Y/N: N Cause its hilarious. CORRUPTED FILE ALLOWED ERROR: SYSTEMWIDE SHUTDOWN INITIATED BAD_PROMO_SKILLS VIRUS DETECTED FATAL SYSTEM FAILURE BASKETBALL GRUDGE NOT FOUND |
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 13, 2007 15:31:11 GMT -5
Seriously, I waiting for the "I just kicked your leg out from under your...leg" promo to happen.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 13, 2007 15:50:31 GMT -5
I had to make that my signature after reading that on the wo.com raw report.
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Post by Branimal on Nov 13, 2007 15:50:52 GMT -5
I love coming on this forum just for the threads that make fun of Batista and his total lack of intelligence.
It always makes my day.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 13, 2007 15:53:01 GMT -5
So is Batista the new quieter version of Sid? More or less, talent wise and otherwise. |
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Post by infrared on Nov 13, 2007 15:57:31 GMT -5
"That title is mine, and come this Sunday, i'll be needing that belt back."
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 13, 2007 17:23:54 GMT -5
"That title is mine, and come this Sunday, i'll be needing that belt back." GAMEBALL, MAGGLE!! |
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Post by wrestlecrapcrap on Nov 13, 2007 17:25:49 GMT -5
He mixed 2 words around...big freaking woop. I know it's funny and all to rag on Batista, but some people really do like to pick on every little mistake. The line should have been 'not only allowed...but welcomed' but it's not as if he is the first person to botch 2 single words in a promo.
I agree about him being at his most charismatic when he doens't have to say much though. When he turned on HHH, he spoke for less than 20 seconds but it all made sense and fitted perfectly.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 13, 2007 17:30:44 GMT -5
Batista:Not only is my mom a Lesbian, but she's a Woman.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 13, 2007 17:37:42 GMT -5
"I'd like a decaf coffee, with a shot of espresso."
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Post by valiens on Nov 13, 2007 17:38:15 GMT -5
He mixed 2 words around...big freaking woop. I know it's funny and all to rag on Batista, but some people really do like to pick on every little mistake. The line should have been 'not only allowed...but welcomed' but it's not as if he is the first person to botch 2 single words in a promo. I agree about him being at his most charismatic when he doens't have to say much though. When he turned on HHH, he spoke for less than 20 seconds but it all made sense and fitted perfectly. No but when you have a reputation for botching promos and then botch another promo you can expect to get flamed. Seriously, think about this: He botched a promo where he had an excuse of not being in the right frame of mind to do promos. That's astronomically bad. |
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Post by Bocuma on Nov 13, 2007 17:40:17 GMT -5
CORRUPTED FILE ALLOWED ERROR: SYSTEMWIDE SHUTDOWN INITIATED BAD_PROMO_SKILLS VIRUS DETECTED FATAL SYSTEM FAILURE BASKETBALL GRUDGE NOT FOUND Permission to sig, Sgt. Lulz? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 13, 2007 17:41:54 GMT -5
"There goes my dignity, and come Sunday.... I'm not getting it back, am I?"
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Post by nealo on Nov 13, 2007 17:49:17 GMT -5
willt he batisa-isms inducted?
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Post by The Panda Powered on Nov 13, 2007 17:54:45 GMT -5
Batista to Teddy Long in the canteen
Batista: "Teddy, what's that... metal dealy... you use to" [makes digging motion] "......dig...food...?"
Teddy: A spoon playa?
Batista: "YEAH!"
Teddy: Holla!
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Post by mrrotten on Nov 13, 2007 18:11:27 GMT -5
Yeah, you could hear the old gears grinding and smoking during the pause in that line. Man, that was horrible.
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