Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Nov 13, 2007 18:52:36 GMT -5
Batista has gottem much better at promo's lately, particularly last friday on Smackdown and Monday on raw. Unfortunetaly, if you do alot of things right and one thing wrong, everyone will just choose to acknowlege the wrong thing. As hilarious as I find this latest screw-up, I have to agree with this 100%. The problem with being famous is people put everything you do under a microscope. Nobody's perfect, people make mistakes, that's why they got erasers on pencils. However, "Big" Dave Batista still sucks ass.
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Post by molson5 on Nov 13, 2007 19:35:59 GMT -5
This is why wrestlers need washed up TV writers.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 13, 2007 19:43:29 GMT -5
Batista to Teddy Long in the canteen Batista: "Teddy, what's that... metal dealy... you use to" [makes digging motion] "......dig...food...?" Teddy: A spoon playa? Batista: "YEAH!" Teddy: Holla! Tista, Dave Batista He's the greatest wrestler in his-to-ree From the, brand of Smackdown He's about to hit a chestnut tree AAGGH!
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Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 13, 2007 19:46:57 GMT -5
He mixed 2 words around...big freaking woop. I know it's funny and all to rag on Batista, but some people really do like to pick on every little mistake. The line should have been 'not only allowed...but welcomed' but it's not as if he is the first person to botch 2 single words in a promo. I agree about him being at his most charismatic when he doens't have to say much though. When he turned on HHH, he spoke for less than 20 seconds but it all made sense and fitted perfectly. No but when you have a reputation for botching promos and then botch another promo you can expect to get flamed. Seriously, think about this: He botched a promo where he had an excuse of not being in the right frame of mind to do promos. That's astronomically bad. I've never really heard him botch a promo. I know the board loves the whole "this Sunday I'm going to be needing the belt back..." or the basketball grudge comment which were said like once and the joke got beat to death around here, but it's not as bad as some would make it out to be.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 13, 2007 19:50:27 GMT -5
No but when you have a reputation for botching promos and then botch another promo you can expect to get flamed. Seriously, think about this: He botched a promo where he had an excuse of not being in the right frame of mind to do promos. That's astronomically bad. I've never really heard him botch a promo. I know the board loves the whole "this Sunday I'm going to be needing the belt back..." or the basketball grudge comment which were said like once and the joke got beat to death around here, but it's not as bad as some would make it out to be. How about "JBL, you're a bully, and I'm gonna beat you up"? It just seems like his promos are very dry and uninspired.
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Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 13, 2007 19:53:45 GMT -5
I've never really heard him botch a promo. I know the board loves the whole "this Sunday I'm going to be needing the belt back..." or the basketball grudge comment which were said like once and the joke got beat to death around here, but it's not as bad as some would make it out to be. How about "JBL, you're a bully, and I'm gonna beat you up"? It just seems like his promos are very dry and uninspired. Well, the crowd seemed to mark for it and I know it's not filled with witty banter, but it doesn't have to be. It's effective enough,IMO.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Nov 13, 2007 20:03:14 GMT -5
thats my stupid line.. and come this sunday................. its allowed.....?
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Post by ChitownKnight on Nov 13, 2007 21:45:55 GMT -5
lets make this a new Wrestlecrap fad
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Post by fargostrut on Nov 13, 2007 22:01:05 GMT -5
"I wrote a book...... it's got words....& pictures"
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 13, 2007 22:23:29 GMT -5
CORRUPTED FILE ALLOWED ERROR: SYSTEMWIDE SHUTDOWN INITIATED BAD_PROMO_SKILLS VIRUS DETECTED FATAL SYSTEM FAILURE BASKETBALL GRUDGE NOT FOUND Permission to sig, Sgt. Lulz? RUN: PERMISSION PERMISSION GRANTED WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHESS Y/N:
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Post by tyler632 on Nov 13, 2007 23:39:47 GMT -5
Batista's next line : I've got a match for you, my face and your ass
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 13, 2007 23:55:30 GMT -5
Batista's next line : I've got a match for you, my face and your ass I Feel sorry for Michelle McCool.
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