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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Nov 15, 2007 20:13:57 GMT -5
How many of you have used "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!" in conversation? I use it all the time. I use this all the time... and no one gets it. Lets see.... My little brother, who isn't even a big wrestling fan, always follows up someone falling down or getting hurt by chanting "You F'd up!" but if they get up and shake it off he goes "he's hardcore" I also credit Rajah a lot Belie dat is somethign I like to say as well and of course... "DAMN" |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Nov 15, 2007 20:17:49 GMT -5
What does Chris Jericho put on his fries? Lion salt. I'll get my coat....
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Post by Michael Coello on Nov 15, 2007 20:30:00 GMT -5
Why couldn't American Dragon leave work yet? He had till FIVE!!  |
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Post by 8-BitAssassin on Nov 15, 2007 21:41:40 GMT -5
Why did Dwayne Johnson go to the Betty Ford clinic? Because he hit the Rock Bottom...
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 15, 2007 21:47:28 GMT -5
"It's Not Hot!" Said it once, and i've spent the rest of the time trying to explain it to my friends  |
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Nov 15, 2007 21:49:16 GMT -5
i make at least a dozen wrestling references a day and most of the time i get no response. off the top of my head, i refer to my favorite nascar driver, kasey kahne, as the big red machine. oddly, not as many nascar fans are wrestling fans as you would think. i have a friend named randy, who when i see down at school i say "macho man randy _____. oh yeah, dig it!" he has no clue what im talking about which makes it even more funny. ive introduced friends to other friends before as "this is my bodyguard ace. i love my bodyguard." ive even introduced a girlfriend as my bodyguard ace before. and i wonder why we broke up?
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Nov 15, 2007 22:15:10 GMT -5
I remember back during cross-country in high school in 1998 when I called one of my teammates a jabronie, and she's saying "What is a jabronie?"
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Post by fabulousfreebird on Nov 15, 2007 22:19:29 GMT -5
So..Pat Patterson is at Chuck E Cheese
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KDanger21
Tommy Wiseau
Deputy Dewey to protect and serve
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Post by KDanger21 on Nov 15, 2007 22:36:50 GMT -5
I remember a thread similar to this a while back and I came up with this that I quite liked: Q: Why should you never accept a soft drink from Mick Foley? A: Because he always goes for the cheap pop. Boom. Your firrrrrrrred!!! |
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Nov 15, 2007 23:13:04 GMT -5
I came up with a joke similar to this in a thread similar to this (hmm)...
Q: What do you call a kinky session between Mankind and Cactus Jack?
A: Dude Love.
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Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 15, 2007 23:22:39 GMT -5
In the news, The Iron Shiek was up to his old tricks when he encountered B. Brian Blair at a well-known all-you-can-eat chain restaraunt.
He humbled him at the Old Country Buffet.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 15, 2007 23:37:59 GMT -5
Bathturd.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Nov 16, 2007 0:47:13 GMT -5
What's black and white and not red all over?
DUSTY RHODES'S BOOK
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Nov 16, 2007 11:37:39 GMT -5
what's the difference between lita and rob conway?
when conway comes, no one gets a clap.
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Post by krill on Nov 16, 2007 11:41:13 GMT -5
what's the difference between lita and rob conway? when conway comes, no one gets a clap. rofl |
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Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 16, 2007 12:50:47 GMT -5
Even among the wrestling fans, it's a only small percentage who would get that misquoted reference. |
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Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Nov 16, 2007 12:51:22 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Viscera and Big Dick Johnson?
Mooby Dick.
What does Big Vis do in his spare time?
Go to the moobies.
Why didn't Vince release Hulk Hogan's biography?
He was scared it wouldn't sell.
What did Trevor Murdoch do when Bob Holly was picking on him?
Stan Dupp for himself.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Nov 16, 2007 12:59:54 GMT -5
Why did Koko B. Ware make millions in real estate?
Because he knows how to sell a lot.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Nov 16, 2007 13:02:35 GMT -5
HHH and Stephanie are out taking the family for a walk. Stephanie gets a leaf stuck to the bottom of her shoe.
"Hunter, will you push the baby for a second?" She says.
"No way, he's too small and he can't work."
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Post by iamthegamewjwf on Nov 16, 2007 13:16:09 GMT -5
My friend is a bartender and a guy at the bar in conversation said "youre a wildman" and his response was "yea, im Mero"
I laughed...the guy had no idea what he was talking about and didnt respond.
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