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Post by Dynamite Kid on Nov 15, 2007 15:23:48 GMT -5
This joke, which occurred to me the other day and has probably been thought of by just about every wrestling fan, is the only one I can think of that only wrestling fans would get. Are there any others? Knock knock jokes? Vader, Kane and Bastion Booger walk into a bar?
Anyway, my super-lame one was:
Why are rookies scared to wrestle Renee Dupree?
They hear he's a bit stiff in the ring.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Nov 15, 2007 16:23:38 GMT -5
How do you know you watch too much wrestling?
You refer to your winter coat as La Parka.
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Post by skiller on Nov 15, 2007 16:24:40 GMT -5
I don't know.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 16:27:45 GMT -5
CM Punk walks into a bar.
Or, Jake Roberts walks into a bar.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 16:28:49 GMT -5
Why did Vince Russo cross the road? He didn't. He stayed at the corner until a Hummer going in the opposite direction stopped and picked him up. Swerve!
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 15, 2007 16:28:58 GMT -5
Jake Roberts walks into a bar. Jake says "Officer, I swear, the thing just darted out in front of me!" |
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Post by Libertine on Nov 15, 2007 16:33:10 GMT -5
What?
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 15, 2007 16:40:42 GMT -5
Why didn't Randy Orton wave to John Cena?
He couldn't see him.
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Post by montee916 on Nov 15, 2007 16:41:03 GMT -5
Khali's greatest quote: Argleblargleslaz!!
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Nov 15, 2007 16:42:50 GMT -5
OK, here's one that's been in my head for years and I will likely never be able to use because of all that's happened but here goes: Where does Chris Benoit keep his seldom used household items? In the crippler crawlspace Ok, so the punchline's been in my head for years and I didn't know exactly what a crawlspace was, so wikipedia helped out there |
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Post by tonyexile on Nov 15, 2007 16:43:09 GMT -5
i make a ton of rajah jokes on almost an everyday occurrence that nobody gets 95% of the time
Such and such may or may not be happening...
credit: rajah.com
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Nov 15, 2007 16:50:45 GMT -5
i make a ton of rajah jokes on almost an everyday occurrence that nobody gets 95% of the time Such and such may or may not be happening... credit: rajah.com tonyexile may or may not be making a joke. credit: rajah.com |
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Post by Libertine on Nov 15, 2007 16:53:00 GMT -5
I remember a thread similar to this a while back and I came up with this that I quite liked:
Q: Why should you never accept a soft drink from Mick Foley?
A: Because he always goes for the cheap pop.
Boom.
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Post by Limey on Nov 15, 2007 16:54:26 GMT -5
Why doesn't anybody sneak-attack Kip James anymore?
They don't want to look like they're jumping the Gunn!!!
HA HA HA ikillme.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 15, 2007 17:12:03 GMT -5
Remember when Pearl Harbor bombed those Germans?
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Post by Zutroy on Nov 15, 2007 17:14:34 GMT -5
Kane "literally" broke him in half.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Nov 15, 2007 17:15:40 GMT -5
Fine, I'll pay for the drinks, but come this Sunday....
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 15, 2007 17:16:32 GMT -5
I had to sit through a Senses Fail show..i was not happy.
But the singer let out this.."God, I feel like a warrior up here....or should i say Guerrero."
No one laughed. "Yeah, I guess none of you would get that."
I got it. was laughing and everyone just kind of looked at me. I appreciated it.
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Post by Zutroy on Nov 15, 2007 17:18:51 GMT -5
Make random statement.
Followed by...
It's true. It's true.
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Post by Ringmaster on Nov 15, 2007 17:22:43 GMT -5
anytime i take asprin i proclaim "i hope i wont be tested soon, i cant afford to fail the welness test agian"
also ive used the phrase ARMBAR! in alomst every type of situation ive been in.
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