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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Nov 16, 2007 13:19:47 GMT -5
Ass-Whip and Mud-Pie. I have found myself referring to these two things waaaay too much lately.
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 16, 2007 13:20:04 GMT -5
HHH and Stephanie are out taking the family for a walk. Stephanie gets a leaf stuck to the bottom of her shoe. "Hunter, will you push the baby for a second?" She says. "No way, he's too small and he can't work." |
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Nov 16, 2007 13:38:55 GMT -5
Q. How did the Undertaker make Vince McMahon cry twice?
A. He wiped his bloody **** on the teddy bear.
Deacon Batista: Hey Father, how long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave?
Reverend D-Von: Lost count, I was too busy informing people that masturbation is a sin.
Q. Why did Kevin Nash stop playing Quake?
A. He received Quad-Damage.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Nov 16, 2007 18:57:45 GMT -5
Some of these jokes are the greatest things I've ever read. I'm adding this thread to my favourites.
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Nov 16, 2007 20:03:19 GMT -5
Jake Roberts walks out of a bar.
What was Owen Hart's finisher? Elbow drop from 78 feet.
One way ticket to hell, please.
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longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
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Post by longdogga on Nov 16, 2007 21:22:14 GMT -5
Jake Roberts walks out of a bar. What was Owen Hart's finisher? Elbow drop from 78 feet. One way ticket to hell, please. smoking or non-smoking |
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King Koopa
Shingo Takagi stan
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Post by clifford on Nov 16, 2007 22:23:47 GMT -5
I've mentioned his joke in a similar thread, but what the hell;
Why did Undertaker cross the road?
To get to the 'Otherside'.......
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Nov 16, 2007 22:52:16 GMT -5
Why did Tajiri leave the WWE?
Because he MIST Japan.
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Nov 16, 2007 23:30:16 GMT -5
I was actually in a bus crash (nothing too big, just one bus ramming the side of the bus where I sat) and I was like "Holy shit, Holy Shit" |
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Post by james on Nov 17, 2007 0:05:41 GMT -5
GET OUT OF THE [Insert place here], IT'S A SHOOT!
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Post by jameson34656 on Nov 17, 2007 0:19:19 GMT -5
Why didn't Vince release Hulk Hogan's biography? He was scared it wouldn't sell. What did Trevor Murdoch do when Bob Holly was picking on him? Stan Dupp for himself. Oh, now these two are just awesome! |
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Nov 17, 2007 9:19:08 GMT -5
Why didn't Vince release Hulk Hogan's biography? He was scared it wouldn't sell. What did Trevor Murdoch do when Bob Holly was picking on him? Stan Dupp for himself. Oh, now these two are just awesome! Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week! What was the last thing that went through Owen's mind? The turnbuckle. *is booed off stage* |
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Nov 17, 2007 10:51:21 GMT -5
"I'm going to no-sell your mother giving birth to you!"
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Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Nov 17, 2007 13:25:50 GMT -5
Oh, now these two are just awesome! Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week! What was the last thing that went through Owen's mind? The turnbuckle. *is booed off stage* bwwwwhahahahaaaaa!!!!!! /i'll take an aile seat in the smoking section please. |
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