The noble main event babyfaces of SmackDown

[Tapout]

The perennial crowd favorite, The Undertaker, just gave a [worked] tombstone piledriver to a defenseless woman, who was carried out on a [kayfabe] stretcher.

"Big" Dave Batista has attacked an announcer, denied all comers their title rematches even though he's received unlimited title shots himself, and devalued what is supposed to be one of the richest prizes in pro wrestling by referring to it as his property that he'll "be needing back."

Let's come up with some other suggestions on how we can make these awesome babyfaces even more over with the crowds.

My suggestions:

-The evil Vickie Guerrero signs a contract with ECW to bring in a steady stream of title challengers to evilly make the main event picture more exciting. CM Punk and Big Daddy V are put in the title picture, along with Kane, the Great Khali, and Mark Henry, in a fresh, new, interpromotional tournament. Each man is built up as a highly credible contender who could put on one hell of a contest. The noble babyface "Big" Dave Batista comes storming into Vickie's office and demands that the tournament be cancelled and that nobody should ever get a shot at his title. He chases Vickie out of the office with a baseball bat, then proceeds to tear up all the contracts. Crowds pop huge.

-A big group of planted fans fights to get Edge's autograph, and the evil Edge only signs the autograph of one attractive young lady who is wearing a bikini for some reason. Then, Edge heelishly turns everyone else away and goes backstage while the one young lady jumps up and down because she's so excited to have Edge's autograph. To right this injustice, the noble Undertaker grabs the young woman by the throat and chokeslams her onto the concrete. Crowds pop huge as little streams of blood come out from her ears.

-Next PPV, there's a handicap tag team match with Vickie in a neck brace vs. the tag team of Undertaker and Batista in a no-holds-barred cage match, where weapons are not only encouraged, they're also allowed. Bonus points for Vickie crying tears of terror throughout the match. The crowds should really love that one.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

tapout said:

The perennial crowd favorite, The Undertaker, just gave a [worked] tombstone piledriver to a defenseless woman, who was carried out on a [kayfabe] stretcher.

"Big" Dave Batista has attacked an announcer, denied all comers their title rematches even though he's received unlimited title shots himself, and devalued what is supposed to be one of the richest prizes in pro wrestling by referring to it as his property that he'll "be needing back."

Let's come up with some other suggestions on how we can make these awesome babyfaces even more over with the crowds.

My suggestions:

-The evil Vickie Guerrero signs a contract with ECW to bring in a steady stream of title challengers to evilly make the main event picture more exciting. CM Punk and Big Daddy V are put in the title picture, along with Kane, the Great Khali, and Mark Henry, in a fresh, new, interpromotional tournament. Each man is built up as a highly credible contender who could put on one hell of a contest. The noble babyface "Big" Dave Batista comes storming into Vickie's office and demands that the tournament be cancelled and that nobody should ever get a shot at his title. He chases Vickie out of the office with a baseball bat, then proceeds to tear up all the contracts. Crowds pop huge.

-A big group of planted fans fights to get Edge's autograph, and the evil Edge only signs the autograph of one attractive young lady who is wearing a bikini for some reason. Then, Edge heelishly turns everyone else away and goes backstage while the one young lady jumps up and down because she's so excited to have Edge's autograph. To right this injustice, the noble Undertaker grabs the young woman by the throat and chokeslams her onto the concrete. Crowds pop huge as little streams of blood come out from her ears.

-Next PPV, there's a handicap tag team match with Vickie in a neck brace vs. the tag team of Undertaker and Batista in a no-holds-barred cage match, where weapons are not only encouraged, they're also allowed. Bonus points for Vickie crying tears of terror throughout the match. The crowds should really love that one.

lol, nice. Except on this one sentence you really should have put...

"weapons are not only allowed, but encouraged."

Yes! The king of the nitpickers still has it!

[ghettooverlord]

kamalabalboa said:

tapout said:

The perennial crowd favorite, The Undertaker, just gave a [worked] tombstone piledriver to a defenseless woman, who was carried out on a [kayfabe] stretcher.

"Big" Dave Batista has attacked an announcer, denied all comers their title rematches even though he's received unlimited title shots himself, and devalued what is supposed to be one of the richest prizes in pro wrestling by referring to it as his property that he'll "be needing back."

Let's come up with some other suggestions on how we can make these awesome babyfaces even more over with the crowds.

My suggestions:

-The evil Vickie Guerrero signs a contract with ECW to bring in a steady stream of title challengers to evilly make the main event picture more exciting. CM Punk and Big Daddy V are put in the title picture, along with Kane, the Great Khali, and Mark Henry, in a fresh, new, interpromotional tournament. Each man is built up as a highly credible contender who could put on one hell of a contest. The noble babyface "Big" Dave Batista comes storming into Vickie's office and demands that the tournament be cancelled and that nobody should ever get a shot at his title. He chases Vickie out of the office with a baseball bat, then proceeds to tear up all the contracts. Crowds pop huge.

-A big group of planted fans fights to get Edge's autograph, and the evil Edge only signs the autograph of one attractive young lady who is wearing a bikini for some reason. Then, Edge heelishly turns everyone else away and goes backstage while the one young lady jumps up and down because she's so excited to have Edge's autograph. To right this injustice, the noble Undertaker grabs the young woman by the throat and chokeslams her onto the concrete. Crowds pop huge as little streams of blood come out from her ears.

-Next PPV, there's a handicap tag team match with Vickie in a neck brace vs. the tag team of Undertaker and Batista in a no-holds-barred cage match, where weapons are not only encouraged, they're also allowed. Bonus points for Vickie crying tears of terror throughout the match. The crowds should really love that one.

lol, nice. Except on this one sentence you really should have put...

"weapons are not only allowed, but encouraged."

Yes! The king of the nitpickers still has it!

You're probably going to laugh when I tell you the reason he wrote it that way is because Big Dave actually said "encouraged", but "allowed".

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

ghettooverlord said:

kamalabalboa said:

lol, nice. Except on this one sentence you really should have put...

"weapons are not only allowed, but encouraged."

Yes! The king of the nitpickers still has it!

You're probably going to laugh when I tell you the reason he wrote it that way is because Big Dave actually said "encouraged", but "allowed".

Well then, my apologies to the original poster and yet more fuel to the fire of Batista hate.

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kamalabalboa said:

ghettooverlord said:

You're probably going to laugh when I tell you the reason he wrote it that way is because Big Dave actually said "encouraged", but "allowed".

Well then, my apologies to the original poster and yet more fuel to the fire of Batista hate.

Yeah, "x is not only encouraged, it's allowed" has quickly become a fad here.

[PTBartman]

bootytime said:

kamalabalboa said:

Well then, my apologies to the original poster and yet more fuel to the fire of Batista hate.

Yeah, "x is not only encouraged, it's allowed" has quickly become a fad here.

We're allowed to do ex here?

[pixiesfan]

- A segment with Edge and Vickie at a really nice restaurant, having a good time, Edge gives the waiter a huge tip. Cue Batista who storms into the place, stabs the waiter, takes a dump on everybody's food. Edge and Vickie run out in panic, Batista follows. Cue to a young mother with her baby. Batista grabs her, throws her into a driving car, grabs the baby and eats it. *crowd pop*

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ptbartman said:

bootytime said:

Yeah, "x is not only encouraged, it's allowed" has quickly become a fad here.

We're allowed to do ex here?

I think so, that's why there's a big stack of pacifiers in the lobby.

[skiller]

Reminds me of the Kane/MVP feud. MVP arrives beats Kane a few times, including completely cleanly in a steel cage. The Teddy thinks it's in everyone's best interest to book an inferno match between the two.

Anyway I'll join in. Edge and Vickie are talking backstage about nothing in particular and laugh abut something. Batista storms in and demands to know what they think is so funny. Edge tells Batista to chill out. Batista slaps him and tackles him into a set of stacked crates. Vickie screams for help but gets a spear for her trouble.
MVP then runs in and asks Batista what his problem is. Batista lifts his arms into the air and gives two thumbs up. Before he has any time to react Batista nails him with the Batista Bomb.

Later in the night, The Great Khali beats 4 other opponents to qualify for a number 1 contender position. Suddenly Batista comes out and tells Khali he doesn't deserve a title shot.

Michael Cole - "Now that's a fighting champion John! Khali has no business demanding title shots like that."
JBL - "Michael, Khali won a number 1 contenders tornament. He beat 4 other superstars for that position."
Michael Cole - "The crowd is cheering, they know he's made the right decision."

Khali argues his case, but Theodore Long returns and announces himself as mediator to the situation. He tells Khali that the champ has a point and denies Khali a shot. Teddy offers Batista a handshake but is given a spinebuster instead.

*Crowd is confused, but cheers anyway*

[Mozenrath]

skiller said:

Reminds me of the Kane/MVP feud. MVP arrives beats Kane a few times, including completely cleanly in a steel cage. The Teddy thinks it's in everyone's best interest to book an inferno match between the two.

Anyway I'll join in. Edge and Vickie are talking backstage about nothing in particular and laugh abut something. Batista storms in and demands to know what they think is so funny. Edge tells Batista to chill out. Batista slaps him and tackles him into a set of stacked crates. Vickie screams for help but gets a spear for her trouble.
MVP then runs in and asks Batista what his problem is. Batista lifts his arms into the air and gives two thumbs up. Before he has any time to react Batista nails him with the Batista Bomb.

Later in the night, The Great Khali beats 4 other opponents to qualify for a number 1 contender position. Suddenly Batista comes out and tells Khali he doesn't deserve a title shot.

Michael Cole - "Now that's a fighting champion John! Khali has no business demanding title shots like that."
JBL - "Michael, Khali won a number 1 contenders tornament. He beat 4 other superstars for that position."
Michael Cole - "The crowd is cheering, they know he's made the right decision."

Khali argues his case, but Theodore Long returns and announces himself as mediator to the situation. He tells Khali that the champ has a point and denies Khali a shot. Teddy offers Batista a handshake but is given a spinebuster instead.

*Crowd is confused, but cheers anyway*

For a second, I swear to God that I actually thought that really happened, but that I had gone on a bathroom break and missed it or something.

[Just Jay]

Okay, first of all, while Taker is a babyface, he is by no means THE typical babyface. He's suppose to be evil, and that makes perfect sense. Undertaker can attack anyone he damn well pleases.

Batista on the other hand, is just a whiny %&$^%, as much as I like the guy.

[Joekishi]

I thought this was about Noble heading towards the main event.

[Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black]

ghettooverlord said:

kamalabalboa said:

lol, nice. Except on this one sentence you really should have put...

"weapons are not only allowed, but encouraged."

Yes! The king of the nitpickers still has it!

You're probably going to laugh when I tell you the reason he wrote it that way is because Big Dave actually said "encouraged", but "allowed".

Actually, everyone here has it wrong. The quote was "weapons are not only welcome, they're allowed".

www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/batista/video/x3gysn_wwe-raw-12-11-07-undertaker-batista_extreme

[Jack]

Vickie Guerrero should learn that a dead husband doesn't mean I want to see her on my TV

[phenomphan]

jaybruiser said:

Okay, first of all, while Taker is a babyface, he is by no means THE typical babyface. He's suppose to be evil, and that makes perfect sense. Undertaker can attack anyone he damn well pleases.

Batista on the other hand, is just a whiny %&$^%, as much as I like the guy.

My thoughts exactly.

[Ace Diamond]

It's times like these that I wonder if Matt Hardy was the last babyface on SmackDown.

and now he's out with an appendix kicked out of his appendix

[Munkie91087]

Edge is doing some local charity work, signing autographs and being very friendly with the kids. Batista bursts into the charity and starts kicking the kids, claiming that cancer or no cancer they don't deserve a world title shot. When Edge tries to stop Batista, Batista pulls out a gun and shoots Edge in the leg. After Edge screams in pain Batista says that bullet wound or no bullet wound, Edge doesn't deserve a shot at HIS title. Edge calls the cops on Batista, but instead of the police Teddy long dances into the charity, and says because of Edge questioning Batista, he is going one one one with....SALT ON HIS BULLET WOUND!!! and the Undertaker. Teddy then begins stripping while dancing with Batista to Raining Men.

[SAJ Forth]

Edge Is in a soup kitchen. Batista Rides in on a dog sled pulled by the homeless. He Slaps Edge in the face, and Spears The Chaplin running the soup kitchen. He Then says "Now that I have the deed for this place, I'am going to make this s---hole into a parking lot"!!!!!!! Cole, Dressed as a homeless man says "Strong words, from The Animal"!!!!!!!

[Just Jay]

I remember when Edge was once considered a hero for social rights movements. Refusing to wrestle in Alabama because apparently was the last state to recognize the abolishment of Slavery and thus labeling their residents "racist". Edge is truly a great hero!

[Tapout]

Edge is in the showers, talking to himself about how he needs to look good for his date with Vickie. He feels a soapy hand on his ass and says, "JBL?" He turns and sees the Undertaker holding a bar of soap in one hand and a rubber duckie in the other, rolling up his eyeballs and doing "the hiss." Crowd pops huge.

"Big" Dave Batista bursts into Vickie's office with Chuck Palumbo and Michelle on the motorcycle. The gentle "Big" Dave kindly explains that Edge is just manipulating Vickie, since the guy wouldn't be attracted to someone so old and fat and disgusting. The evil Vickie tries to explain that looks don't matter as long as you feel good about yourself, but Chuck, with a huge grin, revs up the motorcycle and drowns her out. The skinny and ultra-sexy vixen Michelle McCool struts around to a huge crowd pop and says she's "lovin' life." The 3 babyfaces leave the office, and the camera cuts to Vickie looking devastated and crying, then to "Big" Dave, who is doing his "slap his chest and yell" thing. Crowd pops huge again as Cole shouts, "That damn Vickie got what she deserved! Take that, Edge!!"

Later that night, "Big" Dave is in the ring cutting a promo about how no one deserves a shot at his title, when he is cut off by the evil Vickie, who announces at the next PPV that the title will be determined in an exciting fatal 4-way cage TLC match between "Big" Dave, Undertaker, Edge, and Kane, and because it's a fatal 4-way, the champion does not have to be pinned for the title to change hands. Suddenly, "Big" Dave is speechless, and there's a shocked silence in the arena. The camera immediately cuts to close-ups on no fewer than 6 different horrified girls in the crowd. 3 of them are weeping openly.

As the broadcast ends, the arena crowd is treated to the lights going down and Undertaker coming out of nowhere to grab Vickie by the throat and drag her to the ring. Crowd goes nuts. For the next 10 minutes, "Big" Dave and Undertaker start a friendly rivalry, taking turns to see who can deliver the best powerbomb on Vickie and playing to the crowds to judge each one. As the EMTs haul Vickie off to the back in a stretcher, the two big men have a staredown, then slowly shake hands. Both men take out American flags and start waving them as the crowd explodes. The WWE logo comes up on the screen.