Viva
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Post by Viva on Oct 28, 2011 14:48:33 GMT -5
Gussy Richlen has been calling me out for weeks now, telling me to put my money where my mouth is. Well, consider my check cashed. I'm giving up my half of the Tag Team Championship in order to focus my attention on Gus Richlen, whether he loses that title, or not.
And here's how it's going to work. The rest of the men in ViVA Inc., that being Amigo, Punisher, and Vokoun, are going to do battle in a triple threat elimination match. Now, you're asking me why I'd make them fight each other? Because we in ViVA Inc. are men of dignity and respect. We all respect each other, and there is no better way to prove it than to go out there and fight. If you want it, take it. The opportunity is there.
Now, after they've assumed my position as one half of the Tag Champions with Dupoe, I will never wrestle under this title reign again. This is my choice, and I've received Dupoe's blessing before moving forward.
Gus. I'm f***ing coming for you. Oh please. You complain about me putting words in your mouth, and now you're doing the EXACT SAME THING.
But, since apparantly your grand plan to cost me the Inter-Forum Champion was foiled by a kick in the head, you're now just going to go after me for any and every reason you can think of? Please. I said to test your luck, not push it.
As far as my tag match goes, the only thing I have against Michaels right now is that he's on the wrong side of the ring from me this week. And Enigma knows that he's in my crosshairs at In Your Apartment. But if Seth wants to get his hands on Michaels, I ain't stoppin' him. Honestly, you keep telling me what to do with my luck. Who are you? My accountant? And more importantly, what the f*** are you going to do about it? That's my problem with you. You narrowly escape my grasps and you act like you've accomplished something. Just wait until both of us are in that ring together. You'll have a hard time running from that, you little pussy.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Oct 27, 2011 23:23:48 GMT -5
I'd be sad too. Because there's no way in the hottest of hells that I'd ever let a weirdo with a monkey fetish pin me, 1, 2, 3 in that ring. You're a worthy adversary, and all... Just... No. Actually me and Tinkers broke up. All I have now is the wind up monkey*sigh* The fact that you... two... were ever actually... "Together" in the first place just gives me the heebiest of jeebies, dude. You're gross. I have to beat you bloody for that.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Viva on Oct 27, 2011 18:31:32 GMT -5
Gussy Richlen has been calling me out for weeks now, telling me to put my money where my mouth is. Well, consider my check cashed. I'm giving up my half of the Tag Team Championship in order to focus my attention on Gus Richlen, whether he loses that title, or not.
And here's how it's going to work. The rest of the men in ViVA Inc., that being Amigo, Punisher, and Vokoun, are going to do battle in a triple threat elimination match. Now, you're asking me why I'd make them fight each other? Because we in ViVA Inc. are men of dignity and respect. We all respect each other, and there is no better way to prove it than to go out there and fight. If you want it, take it. The opportunity is there.
Now, after they've assumed my position as one half of the Tag Champions with Dupoe, I will never wrestle under this title reign again. This is my choice, and I've received Dupoe's blessing before moving forward.
Gus. I'm f***ing coming for you.
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Post by Viva on Oct 27, 2011 14:26:14 GMT -5
*the General is in the back. Somewhat depressed.* Me and Vincent huh? Well alright then. You'd better get ready cause I'm coming for ya and all that.*sigh* I'd be sad too. Because there's no way in the hottest of hells that I'd ever let a weirdo with a monkey fetish pin me, 1, 2, 3 in that ring. You're a worthy adversary, and all... Just... No.
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Post by Viva on Oct 27, 2011 0:47:54 GMT -5
Write my match, Boiler.
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Post by Viva on Oct 27, 2011 0:47:31 GMT -5
I'm not giving up my half of the tag titles to go after the World Title, at least, I don't think I am. I don't even want that right now. I want to start a monster feud with Gus. I'm giving up my half of the tag belts to someone else in Viva Inc.
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Post by Viva on Oct 26, 2011 21:21:39 GMT -5
Absolutely you can turn face. That's the beauty of it.
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Post by Viva on Oct 26, 2011 20:41:50 GMT -5
Okay............Seth is not a face......Seth is whatever the hell he wants to be at a certain time. A better disposition in my opinion. Consider Steve Austin, the Rock, and the Undertaker; they are three personas who could transition seamlessly to face or heel roles without changing anything about their characters. Some people call this being a tweener,"but I disagree, as they still fulfilled a face our hero role in their matches. In any case, I think that your character would fit rather well in this role. I like to think that my character, when in his classic persona, fell into this rare category too. It's a nice gig because you don't need much imagination to turn face or heel - you only need to have a clear motivation and an opponent to play off of. While I agree with the Anti-Hero sentiments, I guess it's hard to see him in that role because he's the FIRST to say that he's absolutely correct and justified in his actions. Even when he clearly isn't. And he'll sit there and promo back and forth with you about how he's right and you're wrong, when he's really stretching on logic. It makes Seth's character hard to promo with, and the promos often end up as boring bickering back and forth. There's absolutely no give at all. He's never wrong. And when he does shitty things, its because it was the absolute right thing to do. Always. He never f***s up, really. When he lost due to distraction, it wasn't his fault. It was our fault, as heels, for distracting him. And he wants revenge. Always.
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Post by Viva on Oct 26, 2011 19:54:52 GMT -5
Sorry, it's just talking ambushing and being really whiney in that promo made me wonder. He feels Jonathan ambushed him and the only he feels that he can get back at Jonathan is to ambush him. You mean, the only way he can get back at Jonathan is to completely juxtapose everything he says he stands for? This is my issue with your character. You are NOT A FACE. You're a heel. You just white knight every single cause for your own character. You can't do whatever you want, act like a total asshole, and then call yourself a face. Call a spade a spade. Gus Richlen, Jonathan Michaels, they're faces. You're not. You aren't even a tweener at this point. You're pretty staunchly heel. I wish we'd stop pretending otherwise. Again, I might seem upset about it. I'm not. I just don't get the point of maintaining one thing and then completely contradicting it. I could call a turd a brownie forever, but it's still a turd. You can call a heel a face forever, but he's still a heel. Until you stop beating the shit out of people for no reason other than you think they deserve it, you're pretty heel.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2011 22:19:49 GMT -5
And another goal crossed off my list.
Ya know, I've beaten three former WWCF World Champions in less than a year: Amigo, Tyfo, and, yes, Seth Drakin. At In Your Apartment, Enigma makes four. And if Viva tries to get involved again, that number increases to five.
Want to test your luck? Don't make me laugh, Gussy. Of COURSE I'm going to test my luck. Just not on my time, and not yours, either. Unfortunately the powers that be don't see me as a contender. They never have. Because Viva Inc. is in the possession of these tag belts, I don't get to add to our collection, apparently. It's a shame, too. I'd beat the f***ing snot out of you.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2011 21:08:58 GMT -5
Amigo, Dupoe, Vokoun, Punisher. Come find me. Now.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2011 20:49:52 GMT -5
Grats Jono! And might I just say, that tag match was awesome. Were that a real live match I'm pretty sure it would have stolen the show. I agree. Seriously well written, and made Jason Allen come off as a star. I also really, REALLY like that the two vets were out early, giving Dupoe and Brainbustah time to shine. Brainbustah, I think you may have had a better chance if a) you and colt were a real tag team, and b) colt wasn't so inactive. As it stands, it makes little sense for you guys to take the titles from us. That... was a hell of a lot of fun, though. Good card, guys. Real good card. Oh, and congrats JoNo.
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Post by Viva on Oct 24, 2011 21:48:21 GMT -5
I'm going to be so pumped when Zack Ryder hobbles out and helps Cena to victory. OVERNESS CEMENTED.
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Post by Viva on Oct 21, 2011 13:15:23 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun walking around downtown Chicago EARLY in the morning. Even though it's 40 degrees, he is not wearing a jacket. Believe it or not, the people of Chicago are dumb enough talk to Ol' Smokey. That's why I love it here, the people have the guts to be stupid. They don't care if I beat them up because to them...IT'S A TEST OF THEIR OWN CHICAGO TOUGHNESS!!!!! AND I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO TEST THEM!!!!!
But they also ask question. Questions like..."Do you realize that you are the underdog in that Three Way Dance? Don't you know that you can lose that Hardcore belt? And you don't have to be pinned? Don't ya know that your facing Evil M and Bergman...two WWCF legends?" Well first I punch those people in the mouth...and secondly I say to them "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN ODDS!!!!!" You see...among the things that I take pride in, is that I don't care about the odds. Odds mean nothing to me. I've been fighting them all my life. This Monday night will be no different. Because I know and everyone in ViVA INC knows...that I'm the best Hardcore wrestler of all time. MY HARDCORE BELT PROVES IT!!!!!! I've beaten the toughest men in the WWCF to get it..TWICE NOW!!!! And now I have to go in there with two tough wrestlers that are after my ass. Evil M...you are a tough S.O.B I'll give you your dues. And Bergman....even though I hate your guts...you are a great wrestler. YOU'VE DONE IT ALL!!!!! I'd be stupid to take any of you two lightly.
But you know, I'm on the hottest run of my life right now...AND I'M NOT GONNA LET MYSELF COOL DOWN!!!!! I am the one that's making this piece of tin...MEAN SOMETHING!!!!!! A lot of people in this company will tell you that the Hardcore belt means nothing. That it's for garbage wrestlers and for guys who...who can't win matches without weapons. These people don't know what it really means to be Hardcore. It's not just hitting each other to death with steel chairs. It's not about being bloody. It's about how far are you willing to go to win. It doesn't matter how you win. In Hardcore, you can be anything you want to be. As long as you win. As long as your able to take it to the next level...HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE TO WIN A DAMN MATCH!!!!! That's what it means to be Hardcore. Evil M and Bergman....how far are you willing to go to beat me? Because, I'm going to go far as I can...to not only beat you...BUT TO END YOUR WRESTLING CAREERS!!!!!
I'm going to go in there and prove...ONCE AGAIN!!!! That I can hang with the big boys. Hell, I've beaten pretty much all of the big boys in this company. But it always seems that no matter how many people I bloody up, no matter how many times I beat a guy...I can't get respect. But you no what? The only people I care about getting respect from....is the members of ViVA INC. Don't care if you think I'm delusional Bergman. I don't care if you think that I can't hang with you in a "real" wrestling match. Because Bergman, if you remember, once I got a hold of you...YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!!!!! YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST FRANK CASTLE!!!!! AND NOW YOUR IN MY DOMAIN!!!!
And Evil M...I respect you for not running your mouth like Bergman and myself. But I still hate your guts. It's guys like you who clog up the WWCF. You are a great wrestler but....lets face it..you've been the best of the midcard for YEARS. I know that you are trying to get past that...and I respect that. But before you get into the main event..I'M GONNA GET THERE FIRST!!!! I'M GOING TO BREAK MY GLASS CEILING BEFORE YOU BREAK YOURS!!!!!! And this Monday Night, you and Bergman are going to realize that Smokin Vokoun......well.....isn't jokin. [/color][/quote] Dude, you got this. I'm pretty confident in your ability to beat the snot out of people. These guys have given you plenty of ammo. Do your worst, you're representing ViVA, Inc. now, Smokey.
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Post by Viva on Oct 21, 2011 0:35:26 GMT -5
Okay, I get why you're mad, but that's total bulls***. Just asking but what would the RIGHT thing to do have been if you were in the promoter's shoes? Consider morality and care for another human being...being decent. He shows up in no condition to work...he came out a damn hospital that morning. Yet you give him his money and send him out there to try and do something. Honestly, hiring Scott is asking for trouble. But the best idea would have been to turn him away at the door and encourage he go get some help he obviously needed....like checking into a hospital. By constantly hiring Scott it gives him money to fuel his addictions. If they would blackball him from the industry it might force him to get some of his act together. All fair points. It still doesn't enable Scott. From that documentary, you could gather that he has had nothing but the utmost in support, luckier than a far many addicts. He's openly choosing to do nothing with that support. That's his bad. Now, hiring him is a dick move, but if Scott Hall has an agent who is boasting how he's cleaned up his act, and is ready and willing to work, what the hell? Why wouldn't you give him a shot. When he shows up like that, it's on Scott Hall. When he refuses not to perform, it's on Scott Hall. Seriously, the promoter, while ethically questionable, is not an enabler. He's just a promoter. Name one that isn't a scumbag.
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Post by Viva on Oct 20, 2011 14:55:38 GMT -5
So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump. *BB glares, practically letting the words seethe from between his teeth.* “You will NOT ignore me, you arrogant son of a bitch. I don’t care how much of a lover’s spat you and Seth are going through, I don’t care how much of a “dangerous man” you are, you will turn around, you will face me, and you will pay attention. This week isn’t Seth Drakin vs. Vincent Van Agony. It’s ViVA and Jeremy Dupoe versus Colt and Jason Allen, and you had better damn well remember that before I spike your head off the canvas with the Namesake.”
“Ever since I stepped through these doors, I’ve seen disrespect flying back and forth. I’ve seen it from all sides, but none more than you, Vince. And why? So you can feel like the big man on campus? You feel proud of yourself, Vincent? You feel ‘mature’ or ‘adult’? Is this your way of showing off to the world? Fine by me. If that's what it takes for you to consider yourself smart, fine. But you will stop bickering with Seth, you will turn your ass around, and you will face me, sir! Do I have your attention now? Good.”*BB begins pacing back and forth.* “Now, you and Colt have history. Me and Dupoe have had some words exchanged in the past. Frankly, you could be Vincent Van Agony, you could be Damn Right Jackson, you could be Whitey Fats, you could be Lanny Poffo, IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I go into every match with the intent to give everything I have, and that goes double when a title is on the line. You seem to be sure that you can write me off as ‘collateral’ while you slap around Colt. I’m going to have to teach you that the truth is painfully the opposite.”
“If you haven’t noticed me before, I’m going to make you take notice. If you haven’t heard of me before, I will make you hear my name. If you don’t know what I’m capable of doing between those ropes, then with God as my witness I will make you sit down, shut up and learn. The Great Warrior wasn’t so great. Zombo was a damn fine opponent, but this…this is why people come to the WWCF. They come for the caliber of opponents that only men like ViVA and Colt can provide. Come Monday night, Colt and I will be walking out of the arena with the fans screaming our names and the World Tag Team Championship belts around our waists. To quote a certain cheeseheaded Inter-Forum Champion that…is a promise. So sit down, SHUT UP, and enjoy the show.” You keep taking it personal. It's not. I don't have anything against you. I think you have a nice solid career ahead of you. You're just in the wrong place at the wrong time, man. Fact. And you can blow smoke all you want, you can tell me you're not to be ignored, the truth is, everyone feels that way, Jason. When the bell tolls, though, the story is always different in that ring. You can challenge me with everything you have, but the truth is that I'm going to come back at you all the same. Right now, and yes offense, I like my chances way more than I like yours. I'm firing on all cylinders, and I'm not to be stopped. I'm a god damn champion. Period. Do your worst, baby. I'll be right there in the middle of the ring taking it, and inflicting a little... Agony of my own.
See you Monday, Ponyboy.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 22:14:21 GMT -5
Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position. Talk about short term memory..............I won a match two weeks ago. And I am not assuming any position around your ass.
Oh one more thing.......while I may not be at the main event level right now, I am still at a higher level than you. So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump.
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 21:38:38 GMT -5
Yeah, f*** that promoter. I don't think I've ever felt sudden hate for someone in the business as I have that steaming pile of s***. Same here. He paid for Scott Hall and got "abuser" Scott Hall...which is unfortunately who he is most of the time. And then proceeded to parade him out their despite his condition so he wouldn't have to refund money to the paying fans who came to see Scott Hall. He got to show them the "real" Scott Hall. Scum. People like that only enable people like Scott.I really hope his son decides on a different career path....just for his own benefit. I'm glad it's bringing him to his dad though. No mention of the daughter hardly. Xpac made me sad. Okay, I get why you're mad, but that's total bullshit.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 20:53:13 GMT -5
Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth? Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner. Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 18:27:17 GMT -5
The only difference is that you're the same old loser. You haven't changed at all. You just sit there and talk about change. Look at what you did after you lost to Ryan Blood. You asked him for a chance at the belt if he were to win. You never earn anything. You take, and you take, and you take. You called yourself a puppet master, you begged for opportunities you never deserved. You call yourself 'Seth Drakin' now, you beg for opportunities you don't deserve. You're just a Geriatric Gary. Deal with it. The world has passed you by.
Look at what I've accomplished since reinventing yourself. You're dying to follow in my footsteps. The problem is, you can't. You're not good enough.
And if we're getting into semantics, you dropped the 'puppet master' nonsense after Gookermania. I'm the catalyst that brought forth your stupid inconsequential change. Viva, I only said I deserve a rematch because he won because of magic from his father.
And you are still the same pathetic Viva that I always fought. Just because you change your name does not mean you are any different. Just wanted to show you that.
Every world title match I get, I earn. I won Battle Bowl.........twice. I won Ernest Goes To Wargames. I have won matches to determine #1 contenders. You on the other hand, use rematch clauses and pity to get your title shots.......oh wait, you earned only one opportunity when you won King of Wrestlecrap.
You are nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he is a big deal, but in all honesty............he is just a pathetic worm. Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth?
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