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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 17:00:37 GMT -5
If I remember correctly, Gary, you've beaten Viva Los Bio Dome. He's retired. You're a disgusting and hilarious 0-1 against the man with the plan, Vincent Van Agony. Of course, though, you'd be clinging onto those glory days. You really want to go there?? You fought the Puppet Master, not just Seth Drakin............so you are 0-0 against me.
Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it. The only difference is that you're the same old loser. You haven't changed at all. You just sit there and talk about change. Look at what you did after you lost to Ryan Blood. You asked him for a chance at the belt if he were to win. You never earn anything. You take, and you take, and you take. You called yourself a puppet master, you begged for opportunities you never deserved. You call yourself 'Seth Drakin' now, you beg for opportunities you don't deserve. You're just a Geriatric Gary. Deal with it. The world has passed you by.
Look at what I've accomplished since reinventing yourself. You're dying to follow in my footsteps. The problem is, you can't. You're not good enough.
And if we're getting into semantics, you dropped the 'puppet master' nonsense after Gookermania. I'm the catalyst that brought forth your stupid inconsequential change.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 15:25:15 GMT -5
This thread just makes me sad.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 13:07:31 GMT -5
I'm fighting at the PPV. My plans come during the RAW's after. Oh yeah, I gathered. I meant if you guys retain and then you give up your belt, Dupoe can find another partner then. My plan was to have a little elimination triple threat between Amigo, Punisher, and Smokin' Vokoun, with the winner taking my spot. I don't know if they, or you guys are down with that, but could be a good main event for the Niteraw after Zombies.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 11:20:24 GMT -5
Come on, Gary. You can't even beat me. Gary??? Okay, Viva.........you need serious help. And oh yeah, I have beaten you. If I remember correctly, Gary, you've beaten Viva Los Bio Dome. He's retired. You're a disgusting and hilarious 0-1 against the man with the plan, Vincent Van Agony. Of course, though, you'd be clinging onto those glory days.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 0:51:53 GMT -5
Sonic 1: Starlight Zone.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 0:50:17 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Gus, I don't like having to face you either and let's be honest, if it wasn't for a bunch of tricks from a father to his son, I wouldn't be in this situation.
But you gotta deal with the hand that has been dealt to you so I just want to let you know that I am glad you have elected not to hold back on me because in the spirit of competition, that would truly be the greatest insult to me..........other than attacking my wife (and you know how I deal with those SOBs). And just so you know from this legend, I will not be holding back because as a friend, I know that would insult you.
So just know that while we are friends now, on Monday........it will be every person for himself..............so they can be the Interforums Champion. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you. You even think of getting involved, Gus won't be the only guy you will have to look out for as I will have no problem just snapping your neck like a twig. Come on, Gary. You can't even beat me.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 23:48:44 GMT -5
Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you. *BB clears his throat* "Hey! Hey Vince! Over here! Yeah, hey. Jason Allen here. Y'know, one of the guys lined up to challenge you for that Tag Team Title you're carrying around your waist? How ya doing? Vincent, I don't want you getting ahead of yourself. After all, Colt and I have a duty...no, a moral OBLIGATION here, and that is to put you and Dupoe down like a couple of rabid dogs and take those titles from you. I don't know Colt. I don't know how he thinks or how he works. But I'm fairly confident that he likes gold. And I'm ready to make a name for myself. What better way than by knocking off the figurative Emperor himself?" Okay, look, because I'm only going to address this once. You? I don't know you. You look to be a formidable up and comer, and you look to have made a name for yourself early... but you've never been in the ring with me. I'm going to f*** you up. And it's not personal, and there are no intentions behind it, it's just that I'm the best at what I do, and you, while being VERY, VERY good, you're just not as good as I am. Yeah, that's an opinion. You're absolutely correct.
But let's look at the facts. I don't think I've lost in about two months. Ryan Blood wouldn't even let me get near the WWCF Championship tournament because he knows god damn good and well that I'm a lock, and I don't blame him. He's part of the problem.
Colt, well... this was before your time, but Colt put me out. He hurt me. He broke both of my legs. I needed reconstructive surgery, and a lot of physical therapy. I'm fortunate, because I busted my ass. I worked hard. I trained hard, and I studied hard. I am the man I am today because of Colts unfortunate transgressions.
...But that doesn't mean he won't be held accountable. This is my first chance at revenge, and you better believe, Jason, that he's not only going to get A Bedtime Story before his Long Kiss Goodnight, but he might even get a little throwback Viva. He might see a Purple Sticky Punch. A top rope Bio-DOME! even. I will stop at nothing to ruin him. You? You're just collateral at this point.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 23:14:01 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 22:23:59 GMT -5
Hmm, okay. Well, I guess Dupoe can probably find another partner. I'm fighting at the PPV. My plans come during the RAW's after.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 20:55:01 GMT -5
I'm going to throw a wrench in that plan, Socko. I've got plans for my half of the tag title.
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Post by Viva on Oct 17, 2011 20:37:52 GMT -5
Honestly, does John Laurinitus just talk like this in real life? I'm sorry I hung up so late... so fast? What the f***?
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Post by Viva on Oct 14, 2011 14:25:14 GMT -5
I don't want to come off sounding like the FCW clones look is a good thing, but it's a hell of a lot more believable to watch an "athletic competition" between two guys with great bodies than two fat old guys. This is one of the saddest things I've ever read. You don't even know what a person who is actually strong looks like, do you? You actually have gotten to the point where you think a guy like Ezekiel Jackson is healthier and has a better body than a guy like Haku or Bob Backlund. Unbelievable. What? Ezekiel Jackson is healthier, and does have a better body than both of those guys ever had. It's totally believable.
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Post by Viva on Oct 14, 2011 14:21:11 GMT -5
This is a weird thread. I don't know if it's supposed to be 'when the 90's started' for me personally, or what the quintessential moment that the 90's ushered in a new era of culture, or what?
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2011 16:17:29 GMT -5
You guys are probably kicking yourselves, asking yourselves why Gus Richlen talked so much s*** about me and my crew, talked about how he was going to decisively beat us, and then promptly got put to sleep with a Long Kiss Goodnight. It's science at this point: If you step into this ring with me, booking be damned, you're leaving it one of two ways. With a loss, or on a stretcher. And believe me when I tell you, it's not personal.
Gus, I was a big fan when you debuted. You have all the makings to be a f***ing stud in this company, but you continue to bite off more than you can chew. You stared down the barrel of my gun, and I fired a round at you. Now, you can get up and keep coming for more, but I'm going to keep firing rounds at you until you're Old Yeller, pal. I'll stick you dead in the ground before I ever give you the pleasure of beating me.
And that goes for every other shape-shod, makeshift tag team around here. If you want these f***ing belts, you better do your god damn homework. Dupoe and I, we train our craft daily. We're consistently working on ways to be better than you. We're even messing around with a few finisher variations. You don't have a legit shot against us unless you put the time in, because we're a team. Dupoe and Jonathan Michaels, they aren't a team. They're just a couple of posers, wanting what I have not because they think they deserve it, but simply because I have it.
Like sands in the hourglass, these are the days of your lives. Constantly losing, and until you get the f*** in the dojo and put the work in, that's how it's going to stay. Oh please, Viva. You know damn well that one match means nothing. One match does not make you better than me. PERIOD.
Next week, I knock down the Great Warrior. At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I knock down whoever tries to take my Inter-Forum Championship from me.
And the next time you stand in the ring against me, Viva, It'll be ME walking away victorious. Put your money where your mouth is, Gussy. You've been consistent with one thing during your tenure in the WWCF: talk. You've yet to back it up, other than your fluke win at Gookermania. I've had enough of this shit. If you want a fight, let's f***ing fight! No one's stopping you from walking to that ring and seeing what Agony feels like.
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2011 16:15:37 GMT -5
Zombie by the Cranberries for me.
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2011 1:21:14 GMT -5
Yeah. I mean, that's true. I think normally, when I write matches, I'm kind of uh, formulaic. It's why I don't really write them anymore. I usually have the loser lead the match, go through a few reversals and momentum shifters, and then the winner wins. And that's that. Formulaic or not, it's still another match written. That's my $0.02. Besides, since you know your formula, you know how to remix it. I mean, frankly, right now, I don't write because I'm in three different writing classes. The promos are pretty much all I can muster, even in terms of time wise. With that said though, I can and am willing to write up matches if someone's willing to do the commentary and intros. (The hard part.) That's for sure.
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2011 22:41:06 GMT -5
Yes. Yes it is no-selling. Faces can get away with that sometimes. Only reason I commented on it was Socko explicitly mentioning he didn't want them to just seem like they're no-selling everything that they got thrown at them. Yeah. I mean, that's true. I think normally, when I write matches, I'm kind of uh, formulaic. It's why I don't really write them anymore. I usually have the loser lead the match, go through a few reversals and momentum shifters, and then the winner wins. And that's that.
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2011 22:31:05 GMT -5
For heels: An eye rake, spit in the eye, low blow, etc. For faces: hulk up. Hulking up IS no-selling. For a face, I'd say have the heel jaw with the crowd or spend too much time setting up for their finisher/a big move, allowing the face to hit something and get his legs back under him. Yes. Yes it is no-selling. Faces can get away with that sometimes.
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2011 22:01:53 GMT -5
I think I can help you out here. You say you feel adequate at writing beat downs. Think of every match you write as a couple of guys taking turns beating each other down to win. If you ever feel like one guy is getting beaten down too much, switch roles. There's more to match writing than that, but that's a bare essentials style I think anyone could adopt. I hope you give it a try or two and see how relatively simple it is. While I do hope that we get more match writers, I think I understand why some of the members are confident in their ability to write beatdowns but not matches. See, I often get stuck in the middle of writing a match when I try to figure out how to shift the momentum. Like I might have a guy get hit with a vertical suplex, and then a DDT, and then spend some time in a Boston crab, and then I'll start thinking "Okay, I need this guy to come back, but he's got to do it in a way that doesn't make it seem like he's just no-selling all the punishment he took. How am i gonna do this?" With a beatdown, you don't have to worry about figuring that out, since it's totally one-sided. For heels: An eye rake, spit in the eye, low blow, etc. For faces: hulk up.
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2011 20:13:30 GMT -5
You guys are probably kicking yourselves, asking yourselves why Gus Richlen talked so much shit about me and my crew, talked about how he was going to decisively beat us, and then promptly got put to sleep with a Long Kiss Goodnight. It's science at this point: If you step into this ring with me, booking be damned, you're leaving it one of two ways. With a loss, or on a stretcher. And believe me when I tell you, it's not personal.
Gus, I was a big fan when you debuted. You have all the makings to be a f***ing stud in this company, but you continue to bite off more than you can chew. You stared down the barrel of my gun, and I fired a round at you. Now, you can get up and keep coming for more, but I'm going to keep firing rounds at you until you're Old Yeller, pal. I'll stick you dead in the ground before I ever give you the pleasure of beating me.
And that goes for every other shape-shod, makeshift tag team around here. If you want these f***ing belts, you better do your god damn homework. Dupoe and I, we train our craft daily. We're consistently working on ways to be better than you. We're even messing around with a few finisher variations. You don't have a legit shot against us unless you put the time in, because we're a team. Dupoe and Jonathan Michaels, they aren't a team. They're just a couple of posers, wanting what I have not because they think they deserve it, but simply because I have it.
Like sands in the hourglass, these are the days of your lives. Constantly losing, and until you get the f*** in the dojo and put the work in, that's how it's going to stay.
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