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Post by Viva on Jan 10, 2014 13:27:23 GMT -5
Hip Hop Disney.
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Post by Viva on Jan 10, 2014 13:05:52 GMT -5
Ay but real talk, Batista did get leveled by that weak dude.
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Post by Viva on Jan 9, 2014 22:24:27 GMT -5
Um, can someone get me up to speed here about Moolah? What happened? I sense this is something a lot worse than the Spider Lady incident? Read Wikipedia.
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Post by Viva on Jan 7, 2014 22:29:37 GMT -5
This is a terrible idea.
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Post by Viva on Dec 27, 2013 1:11:19 GMT -5
There's no way I have it in me to do commentary again. That was daunting. My character is available for that, however.
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Post by Viva on Dec 22, 2013 23:49:32 GMT -5
That game sucked.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 19:20:00 GMT -5
In short, grow up.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 19:17:26 GMT -5
What a f***in' dumbass.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 18:09:13 GMT -5
I genuinely feel like he's only as good as who he's wrestling. I think that could be true for a lot of people in the WWE, but those guys you named are always putting on great matches no matter who they're wrestling. That's implying that Orton is a stiff in the ring and all those guys were just wrestling by themselves. I have a hard time believing someone who witness all those matches and felt, yup Orton played no part in those matches being great/entertaining. What i'm saying is, with all of the guys you named, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, Danielson. You could subtract Orton and add anybody and it would be an entertaining match. You cannot say the same for Randy Orton.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 17:53:59 GMT -5
I don't think, "It's wrestling," should really just be a catch-all excuse for bad writing. There's no reason that wrestling can't have at least semi-competent writing, which a lot of the time it couldn't. The Orton / Triple H thing? That could have worked. A month prior to SummerSlam they could have had some situation that would've seen Orton help Triple H out of a jam (maybe due to some variety of mutual enemy) or something, with Triple H while not necessarily liking him being a little more inclined to keep him in his good graces as a result. Then there's just basic level stuff, like when Khali was put on the shelf by Kane, who turned face while he was gone then Khali's return match was teaming with him. Sure, certain allowances need to be made and a lot of things are written on the fly, but with the slightest bit of thought put into things (which is asking a lot from Vince these days, I know) everything could make tons more sense than it does. This is a more eloquent way of saying what I'm trying to say. Instead of trying to bulldoze us with sketchy logic, they can just put a little effort into not making a stupid thing work.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 17:50:25 GMT -5
So, if they say things out loud, they're true. Even if they're false. When's the last time Randy Orton has put on a great match? He looks like the guy that wants to be a biker but he's not biker enough. A poser if you will. He's not a face right now. So being over as a face is useless. And he's boring as a heel. His match with Bryan last Monday night? The 2 matches with Cody this year? His match with Goldust? The no DQ match with Bryan? The MITB match if you count that. Orton has put on great match this year and when he is one he's one of the best in the business at working a match. I genuinely feel like he's only as good as who he's wrestling. I think that could be true for a lot of people in the WWE, but those guys you named are always putting on great matches no matter who they're wrestling.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 17:35:19 GMT -5
I was homeless for a little bit. Then I got a sweet gig at Apple corporate. I'm now pullin' 45k a year starting with huge potential to make high five figures in the next 10 years. Real awesome. I'm kicking around whether or not I could return on a far smaller scale. I may have come super close to stealing the "King of Hollywood" gimmick. Aside from that, good to see you dude. Someone has to wear the crown. It was a real good gimmick. Stole me a sweet title with that gimmick.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 17:34:20 GMT -5
That's not an explanation. That'd be like if I went to my worst enemy's house and started hanging out with him all the time. And he was like, "I thought you hated me, dude." and I was like, "Yeah, well. It's what's best for business." WHY IS IT BEST FOR BUSINESS? That, too, has been explained, and they addressed the past bad blood. You're basically saying I wish they'd do something ... that they already did. Perhaps they should do a special 4-hour Raw, with two hours recounting the entirity of past dealings between Orton and Triple H and then a two-hour explanation of something they already explained. What I'm telling you is that it hasn't been explained. It's been glossed over lazily with a nonsensical attempt to tie it together. It doesn't make sense. On any level. And what I'm getting at, is that with this kayfabe-reality angle they keep trying to accomplish, the LEAST that you can do, is acknowledge when it doesn't make any god damn sense. Triple H is like, man, I hate this guy, but he is what we need. Doing so while ignoring the crowd. And fans. Now that is for the heel heat, I'd reckon. HOWEVER, why are they basing the main storyline around this? If people don't want to see this guy in the main event, and they are making it known by chanting boring at him when he fights people, then HOW is it best for business?
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 17:31:29 GMT -5
That's not an explanation. That'd be like if I went to my worst enemy's house and started hanging out with him all the time. And he was like, "I thought you hated me, dude." and I was like, "Yeah, well. It's what's best for business." WHY IS IT BEST FOR BUSINESS? It's best for business because in kayfabe Randy Orton is the ideal champion. He has the look, he puts on great matches, as a face he's very over, he can be a great heel when given good stuff to work with. That's why Triple H puts his personal feelings aside. So, if they say things out loud, they're true. Even if they're false. When's the last time Randy Orton has put on a great match? He looks like the guy that wants to be a biker but he's not biker enough. A poser if you will. He's not a face right now. So being over as a face is useless. And he's boring as a heel. They want to straddle this line of kayfabe and reality. That's okay, I can get behind that. But when you just say things that are the opposite of reality to make your storyline work, it's stupid. If the crowd was behind it, maybe, and I get that they're doing this to get heel heat. But what this storyline is doing is just giving people matches they don't want to generate heel heat. How is that 'good for business?' If a majority of my crowd was like, "Hey, I really like it when you play that song." and then I played every single song except that song and when they asked me why I didn't play that song, I was like, "Well, this song is not my most popular, but it's certainly the one I like best. It's got a good groove, and I think it's a great song to finish my set with. It's what's good for business." At what point am I going beyond "What's best for business." and just doing what pisses my fanbase off?
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 16:20:37 GMT -5
Who's the Captain of Team Spell Captain Correctly?
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 16:17:42 GMT -5
Pretty sure they explained this, at least to some extent. I think HHH said he doesn't like Orton personally, but he's best for business. I also want to say they said something about the McMahons gaining respect for Orton because of what he'd done to them. But that part could be me making stuff up. That's not an explanation. That'd be like if I went to my worst enemy's house and started hanging out with him all the time. And he was like, "I thought you hated me, dude." and I was like, "Yeah, well. It's what's best for business." WHY IS IT BEST FOR BUSINESS?
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 16:08:35 GMT -5
Like, Randy Orton kicked Shane McMahon in the brain. He kicked vince in the brain. He RKO'd Steph just to make HHH mad.
Now they're best friends and he's whats best for the company.
Besides the whole freakin crowd chanting boring every time he wrestles a match, like, it doesn't even make sense. They beefed a lot. Now it's all cool? Why? Did Randy Orton donate to charity in the McMahon family name? Did he make them baked alaska?
No. It was just decided and not really explained.
They could have put anybody in that spot. Ziggler? Why not Ziggler. At least Ziggler didn't terrorize the entire freakin' family like NOT EVEN THAT LONG AGO.
CMON MAN.
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Post by Viva on Dec 21, 2013 14:08:42 GMT -5
I was homeless for a little bit. Then I got a sweet gig at Apple corporate. I'm now pullin' 45k a year starting with huge potential to make high five figures in the next 10 years. Real awesome.
I'm kicking around whether or not I could return on a far smaller scale.
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Post by Viva on Dec 20, 2013 22:05:59 GMT -5
I still love you guys a lot
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Post by Viva on Dec 20, 2013 13:37:00 GMT -5
That black lady in the background crying for her gear is hilarious. Lady, shut the hell up. We're only subduing a f***ing criminal over here. Wait for your shit.
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