Dave Batista, injured Rey, the zombie, boo or yay,
The Boogeyman, Nuggets mishap, Donald and Rosie.
Big Dick Johnson, Super Cena, blown-up limo, Smiling London,
Women’s Title, Divas Title, Extreme Expose.
Hornswoggle, Kenzo, Conway pop, Katie Vick
Shane-O, did Vincent die, Dolph Ziggler will say hi.
Jeffery Harvey, Hall sings, Regal was your new king
Jackie Gayda, big butt Molly, Brock and Goldberg Goodbye!
Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.
Chuck and Billy, Limp Bizkit, Shelton’s mama Benjamin
Dupree’s boner, Pirate Burchill, Rosey’s training.
Snitsky, Kennedy, The Great Khali, Lashley
Gold-ust re-turns, Kane hates May 19
Puder, Stephanie, Lawler wants those puppies.
Immigration, Al Wilson, Kelly Kelly, Live sex act
Vickie, mocking God, Palmer Canyon, ass cream
Spirit Squad, broken quads, killing the Alliance.
Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.
Diva Search, Adamle, Whiteboy challenge, Bobby’s nay,
Kid Rock, Santina, Vince has a bastard son.
Miz’s push, Lillian flubs, Daddy V’s ugly nubs,
Kurt’s beastiality, Mysterio is Eddie.
Dirty Ashley, Hassan, Highlanders, Piven hosts,
Heidenreich, Steve-O, Taboo Tuesday lets us vote.
Eugene in your face, models from Johnny Ace,
Too much talking, Kerwin, why is Bourne always pinned?
Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.
Linda Miles, Kendrick, December to Dismember
Screw job, Manu, Morgan used to stutter.
Cena in the mafia, Million Dollar Mania
Old men, weddings, Briscoe and Patterson.
Cole humped, backstage sex, obsession with incest,
Stupid E, can’t you see, Jamaican me crazy!
Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.
Dreamer’s fat, purging brands, Rena Mero back again,
Ron’s damn, Bashams, Tough Enough, my ass.
Bye bye Marty, Scott Steiner, ‘Taker in the mirror.
JR’s colonoscopy, segments when we get to pee.
Reverend D’Von, DJ Gabe, Pretty Ricky, what he say?
Vladimir, Federline, Tim White’s suicide.
Austin calling Lance a bore, JBL wants Marshall Law.
Every Monday is a snore, we really wish we had a war.
Paul didn’t kill the product,
It was always being done while your TV was on,
Paul didn’t kill the product,
Though, he didn’t help it, and he kinda hurt it.
