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Post by The Harbinger of Tragedy on May 11, 2008 20:00:11 GMT -5
Spoilers, like usual. Flip past this if you don't want to see.
The Mission. Jeremy Irons, Robert De Niro, and Liam Neeson all get the piss blown out of them.
Cube 2. The good guys get wiped out, and the bad guys (watch, and you'll know who) execute the agent they sent in. Though, watching it will be a waste of an hour and a half of your life.
Omen 2! Every time someone even realizes who Damien is, they are quickly killed. Particularly amusing was the speech to his cousin "Yes, born in the image of the greatest power in the world - the desolate one. Desolate because his greatness was taken from him and he was cast down. But he has risen Mark - in me!" Then of course, he sets about what needs to be done and offs his cousin.
I could think of more, but I'll come up with them later.
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on May 11, 2008 20:12:56 GMT -5
Not one person here said The Longest Yard. I'm disappointed.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2008 20:34:55 GMT -5
SPOILERS, blah blah blah... Kingpin. Big Ern McCracken won the Bowling tournament, not Roy the good guy. Fallen. That one was kinda cool. Kudos to that other guy over there for mentioning it. The original ending to Dodgeball. Test audiences hated it, so they made a happier one. Yeah I read about "Dodgeball". Apparently it ended right at "and they came all the way here for nothing" or whatever the announcer says when they "lose".
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Post by DSR on May 11, 2008 20:38:04 GMT -5
Also, the original Bad News Bears. Although, I'm not sure they qualify as "good" guys.
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Post by Citizen Snips on May 11, 2008 20:45:13 GMT -5
Also, the original Bad News Bears. Although, I'm not sure they qualify as "good" guys. I think this counts as a "Rocky" type moral victory. Tanner tells the Yankess to shove their cheer up their ass, Lupus throws the crappy 2nd place trophy at them, and they celebrate. The Korean film "Oldboy" has a BRUTAL ending for the hero. Probably one of the most thorrough ownings of a hero by the villain EVER.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on May 11, 2008 20:53:37 GMT -5
King Kong Many Godzilla flicks. Dracula Frankenstein
Pretty much all those old classics in the vein.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 11, 2008 21:02:10 GMT -5
Gettysburg
I had money riding on the south.
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Post by Jiren on May 11, 2008 21:03:29 GMT -5
Fist of fury
Bruce Lee gets shot
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 11, 2008 22:45:54 GMT -5
A couple more to the list...
villainy mentioned The Omen 2, but you should also include the first movie to the list.
I also want to add The Blair Witch Project.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 11, 2008 22:50:27 GMT -5
15 Minutes the Robert De Niro action thriller.
Spoiler:
He gets killed half way through!
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Post by -Lithium- on May 11, 2008 23:02:44 GMT -5
In The Butterfly Effect the main character kills himself as a baby. I unno if that would count.
(Im talking about the real directors cut ending. Not the crappy ending they made to satisfy test audiences...)
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Post by Cucumber Jones:The Walkin Dude on May 11, 2008 23:37:08 GMT -5
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Main dude falls asleep.
Them
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Post by Rockhound on May 12, 2008 0:15:20 GMT -5
Battle of the Bulge-Final German victory.
I am Legend-Nevill finds the cure but kills himself saving Anna.
Next-Realises he was so wrapped up in saving the girl he forgot his intended purpose...well sort of.
The Alamo-We all know what happens there.
The Cowboys-Sure the kids get revenge but John Wayne dies.
Silent Hill-The cult is wiped out but Sharon and Rose are still stuck in "other" world.
United 93-No explaination needed.
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Post by perpetualn00b on May 12, 2008 1:54:59 GMT -5
End of Evangelion- Everybody dies. Literally.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 12, 2008 2:28:46 GMT -5
Gettysburg I had money riding on the south. Well who would have expected Lee not to send his entire force like Longstreet told him to . I mean, had it been Jackson he would have done it... Damn you Jackson for dying in the prequel....
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on May 12, 2008 6:48:15 GMT -5
Man on Fire.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on May 12, 2008 7:52:17 GMT -5
White Noise did not end well for the protagonists.
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 12, 2008 8:49:29 GMT -5
White Noise did not end well for the antagonists. Since it is my avatar, The Beyond.
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Post by Rockhound on May 12, 2008 9:21:39 GMT -5
More:
Black Hawk Down-Thank you Bill Clinton for this one.
Cry Freedom-Biko ends up dead in the end.
And Justice For All-Sure Kirkland get's his revenge on Flemming but in the end he will be disbarred and Flemming's trial will be a mistrial.
The Day After-Everyone loses in a nuclear war.
The Mist-They survive for a while in the store then decide to make a run for it. They run out of gas and instead of falling victim to the giant bugs, decide to kill themselves except for the main guy because there weren't enough bullets. After shooting everyone, he gets out and is met by the army.
As for Rocky, in a sense, he did win. He knew he wasn't in Creed's league and all he wanted to do was go the distance and he did and nearly won the right.
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Post by weaselboy on May 12, 2008 11:51:06 GMT -5
One flew other the cuckoos nest
dead mans shoes- although its more a "I'm so good at winning I'm going to let one bad guy survive and win because I'm scared of who I'll win next" (winning=killing)
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