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Post by The Tank on Jun 26, 2008 19:11:12 GMT -5
Yeah, and don't worry. I have a pretty good idea who Dragon Solider B is. Yea, me too. Does anyone else hear those ROH fans? *PLEASE DON'T COME HERE!* (clap, clap, clap clap clap) *PLEASE DON'T COME HERE!* (clap, clap, clap clap clap) *PLEASE DON'T COME HERE!* (clap, clap, clap clap clap) *PLEASE DON'T COME HERE!* (clap, clap, clap clap clap) *PLEASE DON'T COME HERE!* (clap, clap, clap clap clap)
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 26, 2008 23:41:41 GMT -5
A war between factions, a mid-life crisis for Pogo, and a new Horsemen? All this and more tonight on FPEL LIVE!: HARDCORE HANGOVER!!*Opening rolls with "Strutter" playing in the background* Joey: Hello again, wrestling fans, to another edition of FPEL Live! Joey Styles here, along with my partner, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Folks, tonight, we got updates and developments on all the happenings in the FPEL, plus we'll have some of them in action tonight, here at the FPEL Arena in Arizona!Bobby: And let me say this, Joey. Why hasn't the General Manager paid for air conditioning in this building? It's hotter than hell in here. What a cheapskate! He could've at LEAST bought a fan for myself!Joey: You might wanna be careful, Brain, as the GM don't take too likely to whiners. However, let's get to the action!Bobby: Yeah, let's see some of our guys kick the s*** outta some jobbers!Joey: Brain! You can't say that word on live television!Bobby: What, jobbers?Joey: Yes............wait, I mean no. I mean, ugh, never mind. Let's just get to it!First Match of the Night: Sid Vicious vs. Bumble BeeJoey: For many of you who don't know who Bumble Bee is, he's one of the finer up and coming luchadores in pro wrestling today from the All-Stars Wrestling Federation. But he's gonna have his work cut out for him as he faces the monster Sid. But Sid can't take him lightly.Bobby: What's he gonna do, sting Sid?Match results: Sid Vicious defeats Bumble Bee in 6:14 after a CRITICAL from a Powerbomb. Joey: Poor Bumble Bee. His first match here is a squash at the hands of Sid Vicious. Sid seemed to control the match most of the time with Bumble Bee getting a few counters and pin attempts, but in the end, Sid overpowered him for the win.Bobby: Squash is correct, Joey! Sid just put his foot down and squashed that little bug!Joey: Correctly stated, Brain. Folks, this last couple of weeks, DomiNation and the Best Damn Faction Ever, Period! have been trading barbs left and right, with CM Punk and Freddy Blassie doing much of the barb trading. At Highway to Hell, Unstoppable tried to get the one-up on Kevin Nash and The Great Muta. However, there was controversy, as Vader pinned Nash the exact same time as Muta pinned Goldberg. This left GM CHIKARAmigo declaring the match a draw, frustrating both sides. After the match both factions got into a little tussle, with DomiNation going back up the ramp after a short brawl between the two.*Shows highlights of the promos between the two factions, as well as the match at Highway to Hell.* Things are getting hotter and hotter, and with the upcoming tag team title tournament, who knows what will go down if these two stables meet up in the tournament?Bobby: I tell you what, Styles. Freddy Blassie is an old friend of mine, and he'll have something up his sleeve for the Best Damn Faction Ever, Period!Joey: Also at Highway to Hell, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels made his FPEL debut, defeating Naomichi Marufuji with the Angel's Wings.Second Match of the Night: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs. Amazing RedA battle of ROH alumni is up next, as Daniels makes his FPEL Live! debut against the Amazing Red.Bobby: I thought GM Amigo didn't want Red back because he was nothing but a spot monkey.Joey: No, you're thinking of Jack Evans.Bobby: They're basically the same person, except one's an Eminem wannabe.Match Results: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels defeats Amazing Red in 7:42 with the Angel's Wings.Joey: A short, but amazing match, as the momentum swung back and forth between these two excellent competitors. Bobby: Red's main problem though was he hit his finisher, the Code Red, outside the ring on the floor. Hey, isn't that the name of a soft drink?Joey: Code Red?Bobby: Yeah! Tastes like a Roy Rogers.Joey: Anyways, after a tough back & forth match, Daniels finished him off with the Angel's Wings.
Folks, at Highway to Hell, Kendo Ka Shin made his debut as well against one of the higher ups of the league, the 4 Horsemen of Japan enforcer, Mitsuharu Misawa. However, Ka Shin caught him off guard and finished him with a cross armbreaker. However, in the process, Misawa injured his arm. Doctors have reported that Misawa is out for an indefinite period of time. We are now backstage with the other Horsemen, Jun Akiyama, Jushin Liger, Milano Collection AT, and their manager Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji: (Japanese) Arigato, Styles. It pains us to know that Misawa-san is out for an extended period of time. However, we feel here that we may need to bring someone else in that will help out until Misawa can return. We were approached by my old friend, Freddy Blassie about a certain individual that would help us. We agree that this individual would help keep the honor of Japan within the 4HJ. Now, may we present to you, the newest member of the 4HJ:
Black Tiger II!
*Black Tiger II walks over to them, shaking the hands of each of the other members of 4HJ.* Bobby: Amazing!! Blassie does it again, as he brings in one of the finest Japanese wrestlers from New Japan Pro Wrestling!Joey: I'm not sure about that, Brain. If I remember correctly, I don't think Black Tiger II was Japanese at all. I think he's from Mexico.Bobby: Oh, c'mon, Joey. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Milano Collection AT isn't really an Italian fashion designer.Joey: But he's not!Bobby: *chuckles alil* Joey, Joey, Joey. Will you ever learn?Video Promo: The Fallen Angel is here........to save your souls.Third Match of the Night: Tiger Mask I vs. Joey: Now we're back. Tiger Mask I is set to go one-on-one with a mystery competitor. We haven't been told much about this competitor, only that he's a former world champion himself.Bobby: Former world champion? Please, Styles. Everyone knows it's Hulk Hogan. Just get on with it.*Tiger Mask waits in the ring, the crowd in a quiet hush in anticipation, until this theme starts, then the place goes ballistic!* Joey: OH MY GOD! IT'S BRYAN DANIELSON! The American Dragon has graced FPEL!Bobby: Impossible! He's not a former World Champion!Joey: You forget, he's a former Ring of Honor World Champion.*Danielson walks down to the ring, taking off his ring coat, then shaking the hand of Tiger Mask before the match starts. During the match, there's duel chants of "LET'S GO DRAGON!" and "LET'S GO TIGER!" from the crowd. They fight inside the ring, outside the ring, anywhere they can get to.* Match Results: Bryan Danielson defeats Tiger Mask I in 10:01 with a Northern Lights Suplex.Joey: Amazing, folks! Another fantastic back & forth match with the American Dragon coming out on top. What a top-quality matchup we just saw.*Both competitors are slow to get to their feet. Danielson reaches out for the post-match handshake. Tiger Mask looks at it, then looks around at the crowd, before taking the hand. Danielson raises Tiger Mask's hand as well, as the crowd* Even in defeat, Tiger Mask shows his graciousness, accepting a hand-shake after the tough, grueling matchup. It's times like this that make me glad to be here, Bobby.Bobby: Please, Joey, you're gonna make me hurl with all this senseless "sportsmanship."Joey: Another person who might join you is Nigel McGuinness, after losing his debut match at Highway to Hell with Mr. Pogo against the Chain Lariats. Recently McGuinness took Pogo to a psychiatrist...Bobby: Yeah, Dr. Quack himself.Joey: Let me finish. Anyways, he took him to a psychiatrist and here's what happened......*Fades away to shot of Nigel stood at a door to an office inside the complex*
(Whispering) "We finally got Mr. Pogo in here, he's in there with Dr Roctod now - it's expensive but I'll get the FPEL to pick up the tab." *points to door*(Whispering) "What say we take a gander at what's going on?" *lets himself into the office - Mr. Pogo is laid on a therapist's couch, sickle in hand...**...with Dr. Roctod sat in a comfy chair, listening intently*Nigel: (Loudly and rudely) "Hey, Pogo, Doc, how's the brain game coming along? Got him sussed out yet?" *Mr. Pogo nods slightly but says nothing*Dr Roctod (In Austrian accent): "Ee iz doingz fine, I believe dat eez mind iz perfectly normal for an 'Ardcore Japaneeeze wres- wrest- how you say - Wressler? No, iz problem iz ee wantz to be someone else, ee iz not happy with character, persona - da self." *Nigel pauses for a second to think*Nigel: "So, his skills are not in question but he wants to be another person? Is that why he wasn't... erm singing all the right notes on our debut?" Dr Roctod: "Well, ze analogy, no, anagoly - yes analogy - it is right - all I can zeggest iz ee changes to someone else - or you geet another partner." *Looks at Mr. Pogo*Nigel: "Hey my man, what's blunting that sickle? You not happy in yourself?" *Mr. Pogo solemnly nods*Nigel: "You... don't want to be Mr. Pogo anymore? *Mr. Pogo shakes his head*Nigel: "Damn, well what I am going do? What about this:" *Holds up a picture*Nigel: "We were destined for glory, to top the charts of tag team wrestling in the FPEL? And, damn, what about the Tag Title Tournament coming up?" *Mr. Pogo just shrugs nonchantly*Nigel (irritated): "Well, who the devil do you have in mind to put me right if you go loco?" *Mr. Pogo grabs a pen from the Doctor's desk and writes on the blank back of the picture, then he proceeds to hold it up - the camera zooms in to reveal the words "DRAGON SOLDIER B" *Nigel: "What the- ok cut it Billy - this edition ends right now. We'll have an update later." *Scene fades to black with intense discussion going on*END [/color][/quote] Video Promo: Simply Phenomenal.......Joey: Welcome back again, folks, and at Highway to Hell, Jumbo Tsuruta made his first successful defense of the Dragonweight Championship, knocking out Akira Taue with his Deadly Backdrop. Jumbo recently told me that he's willing to defend the Title anywhere, even here on FPEL Live! So tonight, General Manager CHIKARAmigo has decreed a title match against none other than Masato Tanaka!*Jumbo Tsuruta walks out, belt over his shoulder, as he gets in the ring. DANGAN comes on over the loud-speakers as Masato Tanaka comes to the ring as well* Main Event: Dragonweight Title defense: Jumbo Tsuruta (c) vs. Masato Tanaka Joey: Masato Tanaka, know for his DANGAN fighting style and hardcore wars in ECW against Mike Awesome, gets the random title shot here tonight. Jumbo Tsuruta defeats Masato Tanaka in 6:15 with a Backdrop Hold to retain the Dragonweight Championship.Joey: In a match that looked like a street fight more than a wrestling clinic, Tsuruta shows why he’s the champion by putting away Tanaka with one of his many backdrops. Well, that'll do it for this edition of FPEL Live! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying good night! *Ending credits roll with "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" playing*
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 27, 2008 6:49:37 GMT -5
*We cut to the same shopping mall in Italy as before, only each shop has had crude posters or signs plastered over it to make them look like different shops. The general effect is of a low budget movie set.*
Milano: Hello....I am...Milano Collection AT. And welcome to....the 2nd instalment of....the Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr!!
*He gives the camera 2 thumbs up cheesily, then resumes walking his invisible pet dog through the shopping mall.*
Milano: First off, I would like to collect Mistelr Joey Styles. Joey, you said I'm not leally an Italian fashion designelr. If I'm not, then why am I helre in Italy, looking at fashionable things? Checkmate, Joey Styles. *Milano makes a chalk mark in the air with his finger*
Milano: Next, I would like to discuss the upcoming tag team title toulnament. Where is Milano in this toulnament? The toulnament is for the bland new tag team titles, which are nice and shiny and new. They alre cutting edge, the epitome of tlendiness. So where is Milano? Milano is another epitome of tlendy yet leselrved classiness, so Milano should be in the toulnament too. You cannto have anything to do with fashino without milano, for Milano is the fashion expert in this League!! Do you see Akila Taue or Jumbo Tsuluta walking around in fancy lobes looking for the latest designelr melchandise? I think NOT!
*Milano resumes walking through the mall*
Milano: Now, onto that lotten little lapscallion Kendo KaShin. How dalre he injulre Mitsuhallu Misawa! Misawa is like a Ford- little old, little clusty lound the edges, and not the most in thing anymore, but still a cool and desilable ploduct at a vely leasonable plice. Kendo KaShin, you are mole like a Lobin Leliant- Thelre's bits missing flom you, you take a while to get going, you tend to cause somebody some halrm when you do, and you'le about as unfashionable as you can get. So Kendo, stay out of the way of the Four Holsemen in the futulre. The Four Holsemen's motto is Honour, Fashion, Lespect. You show no honour to us, and we'll beat lespect into you in a fashionable way!!
*Jushin Liger walks on camera* Jushin: Milano......Fashion REALLY isn't part of our motto.
Milano: Yes it is!
Jushin: It really isn't. You're a shopaholic sure, but we're not.
Milano: Then what's that you're holding? Your callier bag says othelrwise.
*The camera pans out to see a bag stuffed to the brim with Anime DVDs, mostly the Jushin Liger anime*
Jushin: That's different. I buy my own merchandise, or at least similar merchandise, to endorse myself and improve my image. Everybody does it!
Milano: Then you see! The Holrsemen alre about fasion!!!
Jushin: No! It's different!
Milano: Sulre it is. Anyway, my velsion of the motto includes fashion.
Jushin: OK then. Now, if you excuse me, I've got to go get some Super Sentai DVDs. There's a clearance sale at the video store.
Milano: And you say you alren't about fashion!
Liger:.....Er......
*Liger walks off. Milano is nonplussed at first, then regains his cheery composure and looks at the camera*
Milano: Well, thelre you have it! That was this week's Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr! I am Milano Collection AT, youlr Fashion Guru and the Numbelr One Most Malketable Lestler in the World! Good night and good shopping to you all!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2008 7:41:19 GMT -5
*We cut to the same shopping mall in Italy as before, only each shop has had crude posters or signs plastered over it to make them look like different shops. The general effect is of a low budget movie set.* Milano: Hello....I am...Milano Collection AT. And welcome to....the 2nd instalment of....the Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr!!*He gives the camera 2 thumbs up cheesily, then resumes walking his invisible pet dog through the shopping mall.* Milano: First off, I would like to collect Mistelr Joey Styles. Joey, you said I'm not leally an Italian fashion designelr. If I'm not, then why am I helre in Italy, looking at fashionable things? Checkmate, Joey Styles.*Milano makes a chalk mark in the air with his finger* Milano: Next, I would like to discuss the upcoming tag team title toulnament. Where is Milano in this toulnament? The toulnament is for the bland new tag team titles, which are nice and shiny and new. They alre cutting edge, the epitome of tlendiness. So where is Milano? Milano is another epitome of tlendy yet leselrved classiness, so Milano should be in the toulnament too. You cannto have anything to do with fashino without milano, for Milano is the fashion expert in this League!! Do you see Akila Taue or Jumbo Tsuluta walking around in fancy lobes looking for the latest designelr melchandise? I think NOT!*Milano resumes walking through the mall* Milano: Now, onto that lotten little lapscallion Kendo KaShin. How dalre he injulre Mitsuhallu Misawa! Misawa is like a Ford- little old, little clusty lound the edges, and not the most in thing anymore, but still a cool and desilable ploduct at a vely leasonable plice. Kendo KaShin, you are mole like a Lobin Leliant- Thelre's bits missing flom you, you take a while to get going, you tend to cause somebody some halrm when you do, and you'le about as unfashionable as you can get. So Kendo, stay out of the way of the Four Holsemen in the futulre. The Four Holsemen's motto is Honour, Fashion, Lespect. You show no honour to us, and we'll beat lespect into you in a fashionable way!!*Jushin Liger walks on camera* Jushin: Milano......Fashion REALLY isn't part of our motto.Milano: Yes it is!Jushin: It really isn't. You're a shopaholic sure, but we're not.Milano: Then what's that you're holding? Your callier bag says othelrwise.*The camera pans out to see a bag stuffed to the brim with Anime DVDs, mostly the Jushin Liger anime* Jushin: That's different. I buy my own merchandise, or at least similar merchandise, to endorse myself and improve my image. Everybody does it!Milano: Then you see! The Holrsemen alre about fasion!!!Jushin: No! It's different!Milano: Sulre it is. Anyway, my velsion of the motto includes fashion.Jushin: OK then. Now, if you excuse me, I've got to go get some Super Sentai DVDs. There's a clearance sale at the video store.Milano: And you say you alren't about fashion!Liger: .....Er......*Liger walks off. Milano is nonplussed at first, then regains his cheery composure and looks at the camera* Milano: Well, thelre you have it! That was this week's Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr! I am Milano Collection AT, youlr Fashion Guru and the Numbelr One Most Malketable Lestler in the World! Good night and good shopping to you all!END OF VIGNETTE That had absolutely nothing to do with anything significant at all, and yet, I can't stop laughing.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 7:59:50 GMT -5
*We cut to the same shopping mall in Italy as before, only each shop has had crude posters or signs plastered over it to make them look like different shops. The general effect is of a low budget movie set.* Milano: Hello....I am...Milano Collection AT. And welcome to....the 2nd instalment of....the Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr!!*He gives the camera 2 thumbs up cheesily, then resumes walking his invisible pet dog through the shopping mall.* Milano: First off, I would like to collect Mistelr Joey Styles. Joey, you said I'm not leally an Italian fashion designelr. If I'm not, then why am I helre in Italy, looking at fashionable things? Checkmate, Joey Styles.*Milano makes a chalk mark in the air with his finger* Milano: Next, I would like to discuss the upcoming tag team title toulnament. Where is Milano in this toulnament? The toulnament is for the bland new tag team titles, which are nice and shiny and new. They alre cutting edge, the epitome of tlendiness. So where is Milano? Milano is another epitome of tlendy yet leselrved classiness, so Milano should be in the toulnament too. You cannto have anything to do with fashino without milano, for Milano is the fashion expert in this League!! Do you see Akila Taue or Jumbo Tsuluta walking around in fancy lobes looking for the latest designelr melchandise? I think NOT!*Milano resumes walking through the mall* Milano: Now, onto that lotten little lapscallion Kendo KaShin. How dalre he injulre Mitsuhallu Misawa! Misawa is like a Ford- little old, little clusty lound the edges, and not the most in thing anymore, but still a cool and desilable ploduct at a vely leasonable plice. Kendo KaShin, you are mole like a Lobin Leliant- Thelre's bits missing flom you, you take a while to get going, you tend to cause somebody some halrm when you do, and you'le about as unfashionable as you can get. So Kendo, stay out of the way of the Four Holsemen in the futulre. The Four Holsemen's motto is Honour, Fashion, Lespect. You show no honour to us, and we'll beat lespect into you in a fashionable way!!*Jushin Liger walks on camera* Jushin: Milano......Fashion REALLY isn't part of our motto.Milano: Yes it is!Jushin: It really isn't. You're a shopaholic sure, but we're not.Milano: Then what's that you're holding? Your callier bag says othelrwise.*The camera pans out to see a bag stuffed to the brim with Anime DVDs, mostly the Jushin Liger anime* Jushin: That's different. I buy my own merchandise, or at least similar merchandise, to endorse myself and improve my image. Everybody does it!Milano: Then you see! The Holrsemen alre about fasion!!!Jushin: No! It's different!Milano: Sulre it is. Anyway, my velsion of the motto includes fashion.Jushin: OK then. Now, if you excuse me, I've got to go get some Super Sentai DVDs. There's a clearance sale at the video store.Milano: And you say you alren't about fashion!Liger: .....Er......*Liger walks off. Milano is nonplussed at first, then regains his cheery composure and looks at the camera* Milano: Well, thelre you have it! That was this week's Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr! I am Milano Collection AT, youlr Fashion Guru and the Numbelr One Most Malketable Lestler in the World! Good night and good shopping to you all!END OF VIGNETTE You see, THIS is why I love this League.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 27, 2008 17:16:29 GMT -5
It's action and excitement as we head closer to crowning the Tag Team Champions here today on FPEL LIVE!*Opening credits roll with the new OFFICIAL opening theme: youtube.com/watch?v=GG3NXDWm3uE* Joey: Welcome back, wrestling fans to another edition of FPEL Live! Joey Styles here and along side is my partner, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, bringing you more action and updates in the FPEL from the FPEL Arena here in Phoenix, Arizona. I see you've dressed for the weather, Bobby.Bobby: Yes I have, Styles. Fortunately it's Casual Friday and I'm taking full advantage of it, since the General Manager won't buy an air conditioner for this dump.Joey: Well, if ratings go up and the money comes in, maybe GM CHIKARAmigo will agree to your request of an air conditioner. Bobby: The least he could do is get me my own personal fan.Joey: Anywho, onto our first matchup of today!First Match: Fatal Four Way: Tiger Mask V vs. Petey Williams vs. Samoa Joe vs. Nigel McGuinnessJoey: No, you're not hearing things wrong, folks. There is a new Tiger Mask, coming from All-Stars Wrestling Federation as well. This one however, is going more down the road of a White Tiger instead of the regular Tiger Masks.Bobby: Must've accidentally put bleach in the washer when he was washing his mask.Joey: Also, it looks that Nigel is trying to recompose himself here today after losing his debut at the PPV, while Samoa Joe is trying to restart his path of destruction after losing to Jun Akiyama at the PPV as well.Bobby: You're forgetting something as well, Joey. This also marks the FPEL debut of one Petey Williams, the Canadian Destroyer, or the Maple Leaf Muscle.Match Results: Nigel McGuinness defeats Samoa Joe, Petey Williams, and Tiger Mask V at 13:48, when he made Petey submit via Spinning Toe Hold.Joey: And with that, Nigel McGuinness gets back on the road to glory by making Petey tap to the Spinning Toe Hold, after a grueling match that looked like anyone would win, after quite a few near-falls.
Folks, on last night's PPV, Bryan Danielson showed up and defeated Tiger Mask I in a match that many have said is in the running for "Match of the Year." GM Amigo was so impressed that he's ordered a rematch for today's show, but with a twist: It'll be 2 out of 3 falls.Second Match: CM Punk vs. Mystery OpponentOnce again, GM Amigo has made a match with a mystery opponent, and this time, it's CM Punk facing the opponent, and he doesn't look too happy.Bobby: Of course he isn't happy, Styles. How would you feel if you had a match but didn't know who you were facing? You have no time to prepare for it.*Punk waits in the ring, rolling his wrists and pointing out towards the fans alil bit, until this video comes up on the ArenaTron 5000.Well well, Styles. Punk may talk about not doing drugs or alcohol, but I don't know if he ever came across the problem of Everybody having a price!Joey: You may be right there, Brain. CM Punk has to go one-on-one against one of the greats of the ring: The Million Dollar Man Himself, Ted DiBiase.*DiBiase gives his signature evil laugh as he walks down to the ring, shaking hands with many of the fans, as they still respect the man for all his years in the business.* Match Results: CM Punk defeats Ted DiBiase in 17:40, with a Rolling Lariat.Even with a disadvantage, CM Punk overcomes it, taking out the Million Dollar Man.
Folks, last night, we saw the debut of one Tiger Mask II. He was brought in by the Four Horsemen of Japan, as a stand-in for the injured Mitsuharu Misawa. Despite everyone's belief, I feel he's not from Japan, actually. I did a little research after the show last night......Bobby: Here we go again. Look, Joey, you can't believe everything you see on the internet. Hell, half those "dirt-sheets" by Meltzer and those other guys can't be trusted 90% of the time. In fact, here's some proof. Roll the footage. *We cut to the same shopping mall in Italy as before, only each shop has had crude posters or signs plastered over it to make them look like different shops. The general effect is of a low budget movie set.* Milano: Hello....I am...Milano Collection AT. And welcome to....the 2nd instalment of....the Fire Plo Fashionability Houlr!!*He gives the camera 2 thumbs up cheesily, then resumes walking his invisible pet dog through the shopping mall.* Milano: First off, I would like to collect Mistelr Joey Styles. Joey, you said I'm not leally an Italian fashion designelr. If I'm not, then why am I helre in Italy, looking at fashionable things? Checkmate, Joey Styles.*Milano makes a chalk mark in the air with his finger* Hate to say I told you so, Styles, but I told you so.Joey: Oh please, Bobby. It looks like it was filmed on a low budget movie set.Bobby: Hey, he might've been in the bad part of Italy. Italy's not all ravioli and gondolianers you know. Third Match: 6-man Tag: Motor City Machine Guns and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. The ColonyJoey: In what looks to be a great match featuring a bunch of Junior Heavyweights, AJ Styles teams up with the Motor City Machine Guns to take on The Colony from CHIKARA. Bobby: Great. Just what we needed now. First bee, now ant wrestlers. They better not ruin my picnic. Match Results: AJ Styles and the MCMG defeat The Colony at 25:10 with Sabin Pinning Fire Ant after a Bison-Tenniel.Joey: After a long, grueling match, AJ Styles and the Machine Guns defeat the Colony. Fourth Match: Jun Akiyama vs. Kenta KobashiOnce again, another great match coming up, as former teammates collide, as Jun Akiyama takes on Kenta Kobashi. Both wrestlers coming off victories at the PPV, looking to continue their streaks.Match Results: Kenta Kobashi defeats Jun Akiyama in 18:24 after a LARIATOOOO!In another epic encounter, Akiyama and Kobashi battled it out inside and outside the ring, hitting each other with their signature moves a couple of times. Kobashi, however, was too strong for Akiyama this time, taking down his former pupil after one of his more famous Lariats.Main Event: 2/3 Falls: Bryan Danielson vs. Tiger Mask IIn a rematch from last night's encounter, Tiger Mask I takes on "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson! But this time, it's 2/3 falls! Bobby: This is gonna be another classic match up between go of the best in the business!Match Results: Tiger Mask I takes the first fall at 10:15 with a diving headbutt. Bryan Danielson takes the second fall at 6:25 with a Double-Arm Suplex Hold. Tiger Mask I takes the third fall and the match at 7:56 with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch.*Tiger Mask slowly rises to his feet, getting his hand raised by Mills Lane, the ref for the show. Danielson slowly rises as well, looking at Tiger Mask. Tiger Mask extends his hand, which Danielson slaps away, instead embracing Tiger Mask after a long, hard fought battle, then raising his hand, to thunderous applause by the crowd. * Amazing! Once again, these two fight with all they got and they don't fail to satisfy the fans. Tiger Mask I took the first fall after a nice back and forth encounter ending it with a diving headbutt. After that, Danielson must've flipped some sort of switch, as he went after Tiger Mask like he was prey, finishing him with a Double Arm Suplex. Then, the two battled it out, fighting mostly on the outside, and using a lot of high risk maneuvers, until Tiger Mask saw an opening and ended it with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch.
That's all we have for this show. For Bobby Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying so long, wrestling fans! *Ending credits roll* Note: If you want one of your wrestlers to have a match on FPEL Live!, please send a message to me and I'll set you up on a future episode.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 17:45:44 GMT -5
Hmm, it looks like our talent exchange with the All-Stars Wrestling Federation is benefitting us in ways I did not think of. ;D
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2008 18:36:28 GMT -5
* The all-too familiar music hits...* *Freddie Blassie and Goldberg make their way to the ring. Blassie gets two mics from the ring attendants, hands one to Goldberg, and begins speaking.* Blassie: I still don't believe you're actually doing this, Bill. What's the point? There's no rea...*Goldberg raises his hand and covers Blassie's mic.* Goldberg: Look, Blassie. I respect everything you've done in this business, and I both respect and appreciate everything you've done for me and DomiNation. But every time you've opened your mouth lately, it's led to trouble. So just keep your mouth shut, and do what I asked.But...*Goldberg smacks the mic out of Blassie's hand, the mic flying into the crowd.* Would you just go?!?*Blassie leaves the ring, lifts the ring curtain, and pulls a singapore cane from under the ring. He returns to the ring, cane still in hand.* Alright, moving on to business. Now I know what's going to happen when I'm done talking; either Punk or Taue is just going to say that this whole situation is either my fault, or DomiNation's fault, and that The Best Damn Faction is in no way at all responsible for this. Well, I'm going to attempt to remedy this situation.
Boys, I'm sick of your "holier than thou" attitude. Don't try to paint us as the bad guys, here. Just because we jumped you a few times doesn't make us the bad guys: That's just how this business works. Group A jumps Group B, Group B jumps Group A, then they finally settle things in the ring. Just because you don't want to admit that you're just as guilty as us doesn't make you better than us.
There's two matters I'm out here to settle with you guys. First things first is something between two men: myself, and Akira Taue. Now don't worry, I'm not here to try and talk myself out of a fight. Hell, I WANT a one-on-one match with you down the road. But before we come to that road, we've both got something to take care of, and that "something" is a 7-foot, 300-pound, brainless moron by the name of Sid Vicious. Now, Taue, I'm not saying I want to work together, and I'm not saying we need to work together, I'm just proposing a temporary alliance. You and I were attacked by Sid at the same time, and I suggest we get revenge at the same time.
Second is for any one of you in The "Best" Damn Faction. I don't care if it's Taue, Punk, Nash, Muta, or any of these so-called "casualties" that CM Punk keeps bringing up. You may have noticed that Blassie is holding a singapore cane.*Goldberg turns away from the ramp, as Blassie is saying (practically yelling) This is stupid! There's no point!, but Goldberg is ignoring him.* If any of you want revenge for one of our "unjust" attacks, here's your chance. Vader, Kobashi, and Brody aren't even here, so don't worry, this isn't an ambush. All you've got to do is come down here, take this cane from Blassie, and get your vengeance. And don't worry, Blassie's not going to stop you, even though he won't shut up. I'm waiting.*Goldberg drops to his knees, arms extended.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 18:45:50 GMT -5
* The all-too familiar music hits...* *Freddie Blassie and Goldberg make their way to the ring. Blassie gets two mics from the ring attendants, hands one to Goldberg, and begins speaking.* Blassie: I still don't believe you're actually doing this, Bill. What's the point? There's no rea...*Goldberg raises his hand and covers Blassie's mic.* Goldberg: Look, Blassie. I respect everything you've done in this business, and I both respect and appreciate everything you've done for me and DomiNation. But every time you've opened your mouth lately, it's led to trouble. So just keep your mouth shut, and do what I asked.But...*Goldberg smacks the mic out of Blassie's hand, the mic flying into the crowd.* Would you just go?!?*Blassie leaves the ring, lifts the ring curtain, and pulls a Singapore Cane from under the ring. He returns to the ring, cane still in hand.* Alright, moving on to business. Now I know what's going to happen when I'm done talking; either Punk or Taue is just going to say that this whole situation is either my fault, or DomiNation's fault, and that The Best Damn Faction is in no way at all responsible for this. Well, I'm going to attempt to remedy this situation.
Boys, I'm sick of your "holier than thou" attitude. Don't try to paint us as the bad guys, here. Just because we jumped you a few times doesn't make us the bad guys: That's just how this business works. Group A jumps Group B, Group B jumps Group A, then they finally settle things in the ring. Just because you don't want to admit that you're just as guilty as us doesn't make you better than us.
There's two matters I'm out here to settle with you guys. First things first is something between two men: myself, and Akira Taue. Now don't worry, I'm not here to try and talk myself out of a fight. Hell, I WANT a one-on-one match with you down the road. But before we come to that road, we've both got something to take care of, and that "something" is a 7-foot, 300-pound, brainless moron by the name of Sid Vicious. Now, Taue, I'm not saying I want to work together, and I'm not saying we need to work together, I'm just proposing a temporary alliance. You and I were attacked by Sid at the same time, and I suggest we get revenge at the same time.
Second is for any one of you in The "Best" Damn Faction. I don't care if it's Taue, Punk, Nash, Muta, or any of these so-called "casualties" that CM Punk keeps bringing up. You may have noticed that Blassie is holding a Singapore Cane.*Goldberg turns away from the ramp, as Blassie is saying (practically yelling) This is stupid! There's no point!, but Goldberg is ignoring him.* If any of you want revenge for one of our "unjust" attacks, here's your chance. Vader, Kobashi, and Brody aren't even here, so don't worry, this isn't an ambush. All you've got to do is come down here, take this cane from Blassie, and get your vengeance. And don't worry, Blassie's not going to stop you, even though he won't shut up. I'm waiting.*Goldberg drops to his knees, arms extended.* (Out comes GM Amigo wiith the the Pirate Army and others.) All right, all right, all right. Look here, this is intresting, but it is solving nothing. The only way you and Akira Taue can wrestle anymore is that I am going to book you and Taue in a Lumberjack match with the Pirate Army as Lumberjacks in the next FPEL Live show. Perhaps you both shall beat respect into each other. Sounds fair?
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2008 19:40:38 GMT -5
* The all-too familiar music hits...* *Freddie Blassie and Goldberg make their way to the ring. Blassie gets two mics from the ring attendants, hands one to Goldberg, and begins speaking.* Blassie: I still don't believe you're actually doing this, Bill. What's the point? There's no rea...*Goldberg raises his hand and covers Blassie's mic.* Goldberg: Look, Blassie. I respect everything you've done in this business, and I both respect and appreciate everything you've done for me and DomiNation. But every time you've opened your mouth lately, it's led to trouble. So just keep your mouth shut, and do what I asked.But...*Goldberg smacks the mic out of Blassie's hand, the mic flying into the crowd.* Would you just go?!?*Blassie leaves the ring, lifts the ring curtain, and pulls a singapore cane from under the ring. He returns to the ring, cane still in hand.* Alright, moving on to business. Now I know what's going to happen when I'm done talking; either Punk or Taue is just going to say that this whole situation is either my fault, or DomiNation's fault, and that The Best Damn Faction is in no way at all responsible for this. Well, I'm going to attempt to remedy this situation.
Boys, I'm sick of your "holier than thou" attitude. Don't try to paint us as the bad guys, here. Just because we jumped you a few times doesn't make us the bad guys: That's just how this business works. Group A jumps Group B, Group B jumps Group A, then they finally settle things in the ring. Just because you don't want to admit that you're just as guilty as us doesn't make you better than us.
There's two matters I'm out here to settle with you guys. First things first is something between two men: myself, and Akira Taue. Now don't worry, I'm not here to try and talk myself out of a fight. Hell, I WANT a one-on-one match with you down the road. But before we come to that road, we've both got something to take care of, and that "something" is a 7-foot, 300-pound, brainless moron by the name of Sid Vicious. Now, Taue, I'm not saying I want to work together, and I'm not saying we need to work together, I'm just proposing a temporary alliance. You and I were attacked by Sid at the same time, and I suggest we get revenge at the same time.
Second is for any one of you in The "Best" Damn Faction. I don't care if it's Taue, Punk, Nash, Muta, or any of these so-called "casualties" that CM Punk keeps bringing up. You may have noticed that Blassie is holding a singapore cane.*Goldberg turns away from the ramp, as Blassie is saying (practically yelling) This is stupid! There's no point!, but Goldberg is ignoring him.* If any of you want revenge for one of our "unjust" attacks, here's your chance. Vader, Kobashi, and Brody aren't even here, so don't worry, this isn't an ambush. All you've got to do is come down here, take this cane from Blassie, and get your vengeance. And don't worry, Blassie's not going to stop you, even though he won't shut up. I'm waiting.*Goldberg drops to his knees, arms extended.* (Out comes GM Amigo wiith the the Pirate Army and others.) All right, all right, all right. Look here, this is intresting, but it is solving nothing. The only way you and Akira Taue can wrestle anymore is that I am going to book you and Taue in a Lumberjack match with the Pirate Army as Lumberjacks. Perhapa you both shall beat respect into eachother. Sounds fair?*Goldberg gets up, obviously looking irritated. He hands the mic to Blassie, mouthing "You're on." * Now hold on for just one minute. I've just got to ask a question on behalf of DomiNation and TBDFP: why now?
Why the hell are you choosing to get involved in this feud now? For most of this war, all you've done is sit on the sidelines and let them beat the living shit out of each other. And now you're just going to randomly jump in and try to stop things? WHY? What do you gain by stopping this fight?
I'll tell you what you gain. A loss in ratings, a loss in buyrates, and a loss in revenue. So, here's what you need to do: just go back to your office in Phoenix, and go back to being what you have been recently: a GM that doesn't actually do anything. Because there's no reason at all for...*Suddenly, the lights go off. They flicker back on for a moment, just long enough to notice that Blassie is no longer holding the singapore cane.* *The arena is bathed in a red light, with Goldberg and the entire Pirate Army taken down, bloodied, druids armed with black singapore canes standing over them. Blassie is still in the ring, questioning what is going on. GM Amigo is missing...* *The lights come back on, and Christopher Daniels is standing behind Blassie, fully robed, face shrouded by the hood, Blassie's cane in his hand, broken and bloody. Blassie turns around, and is horrified at the sight of the crimson, splintered weapon in The Fallen Angel's hand. Daniels points to an area next to the ramp, still shrouded in darkness. A spotlight covers the area, revealing General Manager CHIKARAmigo chained to an ankh in the vein of The Phenom and his "symbol." Daniels produces a mic from beneath the robe in his open hand.* What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't go around attacking my other clients like this! You can't attack the General Manager! This is not what I agreed to when I brought you into the FPEL!He has been sacrificed. He has only begun the path to salvation. The Final Prophecy will be fulfilled, and this is only the first step. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. This is the gospel, and this is fate...*The lights fade again, and when they return, Daniels and his minions have vanished. Blassie makes his way outside to assist the medical staff, both with Goldberg and the Pirate Army, as the General Manager is lowered from the ankh and taken backstage for medical attendance.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 19:49:28 GMT -5
(In a Hospital in Arizona.)
Cough. That son of a bitch Daniels. Aggravated my old rib injury. Looks like I'm not going to be GM in a while. But, I guarantee two things: 1. A new GM will take my place, and 2., someone is going to shank Daniels.
OOC: Me and D-Tank have decided to spruce up the GM posistion, so I'll still run this place, but I'm having a real GM that I shall control.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2008 19:57:09 GMT -5
(In a Hospital in Arizona.) Cough. That son of a bitch Daniels. Aggravated my old rib injury. Looks like I'm not going to be GM in a while. But, I guarantee two things: 1. A new GM will take my place, and 2., someone is going to shank Daniels. Look, Amigo, I want to apologize.
When I brought in Daniels, I didn't know what the hell he was doing. He just kept ranting about this cryptic shit, and I had no clue what he was talking about. All I knew was that Daniels was an incredible wrestler, and that he could make me a lot of money. But this...this is too far.
Daniels, if you're listening, from this point on, you're on your own. I've officially dropped your contract, and you're at the top of DomiNation's hit list, as far as I'm concerned.*Blassie twists off the top of his cane, revealing the metal spike. He stabs a few times, and on the last lunge, accidentally punctures CHIKARAmigo's IV.* Uh...my bad. Nurse?!?!*Blassie runs out of the room, looking for a nurse.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 19:58:44 GMT -5
(In a Hospital in Arizona.) Cough. That son of a bitch Daniels. Aggravated my old rib injury. Looks like I'm not going to be GM in a while. But, I guarantee two things: 1. A new GM will take my place, and 2., someone is going to shank Daniels. Look, Amigo, I want to apologize.
When I brought in Daniels, I didn't know what the hell he was doing. He just kept ranting about this cryptic crap, and I had no clue what he was talking about. All I knew was that Daniels was an incredible wrestler, and that he could make me a lot of money. But this...this is too far.
Daniels, if you're listening, from this point on, you're on your own. I've officially dropped your contract, and you're at the top of DomiNation's hit list, as far as I'm concerned.*Blassie twists off the top of his cane, revealing the metal spike. He stabs a few times, and on the last lunge, accidentally punctures CHIKARAmigo's IV.* Uh...my bad. Nurse?!?!*Blassie runs out of the room, looking for a nurse.* Blassie...... Apology..... Accepted. Daniels...... Going to.... get broom .........shoved up his ass.OOC: Right, the Tournament will start either Monday or Tuesday.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 28, 2008 16:22:09 GMT -5
Joey: It's chaos and mayhem here and we're here to bring it all to you on FPEL LIVE!!*Opening credits roll with the official theme: Cha La Head Cha La* Welcome back, wrestling fans, to another edition of FPEL Live! Joey Styles here, with me always is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, it has been an interesting 24 hours.Bobby: You ain't kidding, Joey. I've got a bat under here just in case that whackjob Christopher Daniels tries anything to us tonight. Well mainly me.Joey: My partner is obviously talking about the events of last night after the show went off the air. Goldberg came down to allow a free shot from the BDFEP, but GM CHIKARAmigo stopped it, saying that a match on this show between Goldberg and Akira Taue with The Pirate Army as lumberjacks would solve the problem. However, before he could make it official, well, take a look for yourself.........*Suddenly, the lights go off. They flicker back on for a moment, just long enough to notice that Blassie is no longer holding the singapore cane.* *The arena is bathed in a red light, with Goldberg and the entire Pirate Army taken down, bloodied, druids armed with black singapore canes standing over them. Blassie is still in the ring, questioning what is going on. GM Amigo is missing...* *The lights come back on, and Christopher Daniels is standing behind Blassie, fully robed, face shrouded by the hood, Blassie's cane in his hand, broken and bloody. Blassie turns around, and is horrified at the sight of the crimson, splintered weapon in The Fallen Angel's hand. Daniels points to an area next to the ramp, still shrouded in darkness. A spotlight covers the area, revealing General Manager CHIKARAmigo chained to an ankh in the vein of The Phenom and his "symbol." Daniels produces a mic from beneath the robe in his open hand.* What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't go around attacking my other clients like this! You can't attack the General Manager! This is not what I agreed to when I brought you into the FPEL!He has been sacrificed. He has only begun the path to salvation. The Final Prophecy will be fulfilled, and this is only the first step. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. This is the gospel, and this is fate...*The lights fade again, and when they return, Daniels and his minions have vanished. Blassie makes his way outside to assist the medical staff, both with Goldberg and the Pirate Army, as the General Manager is lowered from the ankh and taken backstage for medical attendance.* Bobby: Like I said, Joey, I've got my bat just in case Daniels tries anything here.Joey: With that, our General Manager is laid up in the hospital downtown, thus leaving the company to find a replacement GM for the time being. The Goldberg/Taue match has been called off, but Goldberg will still be in action tonight!First Match: Landmine Deathmatch: Mr. Pogo vs. Mystery OpponentAnd here's our first match tonight. By request of Nigel McGuinness, he wanted Mr. Pogo in a match tonight to get Mr. Pogo back up to speed. I dread whoever will walk through that curtain to face the man of a thousand sickles.*"Survival of the Sickest starts playing and out walks "SICK" NICK MONDO, down to the ring* Sweet merciful crap! It's "Sick" Nick Mondo! CZW Legend and Hardcore master of the midwest! Bobby: I thought he retired after taking all that punishment to his body! Who does he think he is, Terry Funk?!Match Results: "Sick" Nick Mondo defeats Mr. Pogo in 21:11 with a Life Cutter.In a match that saw weapons galore and both men bloodied, Nick Mondo wins in his return match, defeating Mr. Pogo after giving him a Life Cutter, even with Mr. Pogo forking him in the eyes multiple times. Amazingly, there was one time Mr. Pogo fell out of the ring, but didn't set off the explosives outside.I tell you what, Styles. That was a great match, even if it was a garbage match. However, this next match probably won't be so great.I might have to agree with you as Danshoku Dino, the lovable loser of the FPEL, has to face off against an unknown opponent here tonight as well. I kinda feel bad for Dino here, Brain.Well, you know what they say, Styles. Some people got it, but Dino don't.Second Match: Danshoku Dino vs. Mystery Opponent*Dino walks to the ring, getting high-fives from some of the fans as he slides in, getting warmed up. Then a video starts over the tron, and this theme starts to play.* oh. god. NO.My sentiments exactly, Brain. It's the creator of Hulkamania himself, Hulk Hogan. God have mercy on us all.What is Hogan even doing here? Isn't he in enough trouble as it is? Why would Amigo book him against Danshoku Dino? For sick laughs?*Match starts off with Hogan posing to the crowd, getting mixed cheers. However, Danshoku Dino surprises Hogan with his mixed martial arts skills, taking down Hogan in a fury of punches and submissions hold until finally, Hogan can't take anymore.* Match Results: Danshoku Dino defeats Hulk Hogan in 5:40 with Reverse Hanging Punch.Wait, wait, wait. Let me see that again correctly. Dino WON?!!! Against HULK HOGAN?!! In 5 and a half MINUTES?!!oh. my. GOD.*Bobby's laughing his ass off* I can't believe it, Joey. The Immortal One himself has gotten beat by the punching bag of FPEL. This is spectacular.I can't believe my eyes! Danshoku Dino exploited Hogan's main weakness: Hogan's inability to actually WRESTLE properly! This has gotta be one of the greatest moments on FPEL Live that we've ever seen!! It ranks up there in the elite moments of wrestling! Like when Taz was first defeated in ECW!*Hogan's limping back up the ramp, shocked at what went down as Dino's celebrating in the ring, like Rocky.* * Commercial Promo* Welcome back, fans, and if you're just tuning in, you missed probably the biggest upset in the history of sports! This was bigger than the Giants over the Pats in Super Bowl XLII, bigger than Boston defeating the Yankees back in 2003, bigger than Rocky defeating Apollo Creed. For Danshoku Dino has defeated Hulk Hogan!Dear God, Styles, I hope I taped that on my DVR at home, because I'll be watching that for a long time!Third Match: Goldberg vs. SenshiAfter last night's attack by Christopher Daniels, Goldberg has been in an uncalmable rage today, and it doesn't look good for Senshi, the man formerly known as Low-Ki.*Goldberg slams the door off the hinges of his locker room as he walks towards the ring, growling fiercely as he walks up into the pyro, walking towards the ring with a purpose.* Great, there's another thing that will get paid for before our air conditioning.*Goldberg and Senshi fight back and forth, Goldberg using his size and strength, while Senshi using his submission skills and quick feet. However, it was too much Goldberg, as he comes through with a victory.* Match Results: Goldberg defeats Senshi in 19:48 after a Superkick.Well, he didn't pull out the Jackhammer, but Goldberg still annihilated Senshi, even with Senshi fighting back with his fierce kicks.Main Event: Toshiaki Kawada vs. KENTAIn our final match of the show, we see two greats from Japan squaring off, Toshiaki Kawada and KENTA.In this bout, Styles, it is literally a contest of who can kick the crap outta the other the most.*Both men walk down to the ring, staring each other down as Mills Lane rings the bell. As Bobby said earlier, it truly is a battle of fierce of feet, with near falls abound. In the end, KENTA overcomes Dangerous K for the win.* Match Results: KENTA defeats Toshiaki Kawada in 12:27 with a Falcon Arrow.Well, that'll do it for this edition of FPEL Live! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Mills Lane, this is Joey Styles signing off! See ya next time, everybody!*Closing credits roll*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 28, 2008 16:25:53 GMT -5
OOC: I will never look at Dino the same way again. That said, I will reveal the new GM tonight!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2008 16:29:29 GMT -5
OOC: I will never look at Dino the same way again. That said, I will reveal the new GM tonight! Can we do it on An Inch Longer than Average tomorrow instead? That way, people who aren't featured will actually have motivation to watch.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 28, 2008 16:35:26 GMT -5
OOC: I will never look at Dino the same way again. That said, I will reveal the new GM tonight! Can we do it on An Inch Longer than Average tomorrow instead? All right. OOC: Okay, for you guys who were for around when Sajoa Moe was controlling the FPWL, my guy is like his GM, as in he is a real person, and it is a portmaneau of the names. Like, Sajoa Moe + Jim Cornette= GM Moenette, it will be GM Amigo (Last name.)
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 28, 2008 17:07:20 GMT -5
GM Eric Amigoschoff? GM Paul Amigoman? GM Teddy Amigong? GM Armando Amigo? I'm stumped.
I'm also amazed that Dino beat Hogan in 5 minutes. That crazy 'queen' has some sick MMA skillz.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 28, 2008 17:09:11 GMT -5
GM Eric Amigoschoff? GM Paul Amigoman? GM Teddy Amigong? GM Armando Amigo? I'm stumped. I'm also amazed that Dino beat Hogan in 5 minutes. That crazy 'queen' has some sick MMA skillz. Nah, Hogan just really sucks against any MMA manevurs, and Dino's got some. Also, I may start Round One a little early, if you know what I mean.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Jun 28, 2008 20:14:15 GMT -5
Nigel McGuinness
A brief video montage of Nigel follows, showing shots of him stood in front of various famous landmarks around the World. The landmarks are obviously bad blue-screen special effects and the music is remiscent of an 80s power ballad, giving the vignette an somewhat "cheesy" feel. Then comes the title:
"A Rough Guide To Nigel"
We cut to shot of Nigel stood on The Strip in Las Vegas, Nevada...
Nigel (Excited Tone): "Welcome, welcome, welcome! I am Nigel McGuinness-"
*smiles inanely*
Nigel:" -And you are extremely priviledged to be viewing the latest edition of "The Rough Guide". And what a setting we have for tonight's programme! Known tothe Americans as Vegasbabyyeah but to everyone else - Las Vegas!"
*Becomes serious*
Nigel: "But before we talk business, there's a small matter I have to discuss. Mr. Pogo."
*pauses briefly*
Nigel: "...Actually I'm not gonna dwell on Pogo, poor soul. The guy's lost his spring and taken some stick recently and, now, he's currently being evaluated by the country's "top men"... So until the Tag Tournament gets nearer, this subject is off-limits."
*slightly loses composure*
Nigel: *sniff* "Get better soon, Pogo, you know I love you man!"
*clenches fist and thumps in chest in mark of respect - regains composure after a slight pause*
Nigel: "So... Vegas... yeah... here we are, on the world-renown Strip. I mean, this place needs no introduction. Round here are giants in the gambler's playground. Names like Bellagio, MGM Grand, Luxor - they are the proverbial meccas for those who worship a bit of green paper - that's the good old US Dollar if you didn't get that reference, which wouldn't surprise me.
*Snickers*
Nigel: "Hey, even Billy the Cameraman got that one, didn't ya Bill?"
*camera "nods" slowly*
Nigel: "This - Vegas - is a testament to America, to the World even. Where else can a nobody walk into a building broke and leave a king? Where else is there such a combination of entertainment, glamour and joy? Where else could a musical great called Elvis Presley make his comeback?"
*pauses then looks straight into the camera*
Nigel: "Well NOT HERE!"
*pauses again to think*
Nigel: "... maybe that's not strictly true of Elvis...ahem...BUT you get the point. Las freakin' Vegas is a sham, a symbol of how people always want to take the easy way out. It's a way to avoid the years of hard work that it takes to get to the top. And believe me, it's taken me some time to get to the top, not years maybe, but I am the exception to the rule."
*becoming increasingly animated*
Nigel: "There are no laughs in this godforsaken town, just the sound of tills cashing in quarters and dimes. And yet people criticise the casinos for emphasising the gambling spirit in the desperate and greedy. You losers bring it on yourself and you have the sheer audacity to blame the people whom openly admit that the odds are completely stacked against you."
*smiles cheekily*
Nigel: "Now unless you're a over-hyped freak from West Newbury, no-one can possibly overcome odds that exist in Vegas. And that's why I have never or will ever gamble. I mean, why the hell spend all your life earning money just to fund the Bellagio's penchant for a nice new fountain every year?"
*turns and points at various casinos around him*
Nigel: "If it sounds like I'm preaching then consider me your local priest. Look at these places, if the people who lost so much money making this neon crapfest so bright actually spent some of that time working out, they'd not only be better off - they might even come close to being the Adonis I am. I even put some work in with Billy recently, didn't I?
*Camera "nods" slowly*
Nigel: "Now instead of him being a five-foot freak, he's a 200 pound killing machine - all thanks to my tutoring. And not even an injection in sight!"
Nigel: "In this world, people are always looking for short cuts to the top. It's laziness, it's greed, it's the human condition - Y'know what - I don't care what excuse people want to make. Vegas just symbolises the juiced-up glitz that makes cheating acceptable."
*Nigel pulls out a running sheet from the last FPEL event from his trouser pocket*
Nigel: "Now see this? This is the proof that on my singles debut I beat three superstars of international quality. This was down to my great, natural conditioning and intense drive I have - a spirit that is definitely missing in modern wrestling. I see it in the FPEL - competitors that just want to talk trash in some cool yet edgy promo and expect to move instantly to the top of the pecking order. All glitz... and no substance... just like Vegas."
*puts sheet back in pocket and pulls out a dollar bill*
Nigel: "That's all for today, I'm going to go bait a hobo with a dollar. My name's Nigel McGuinness."
*smiles as camera fades out*
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