chiefdom
Don Corleone
1/2 of the FPEL Tag Team Champions
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Post by chiefdom on Jun 30, 2008 16:13:52 GMT -5
thanks tank
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Post by Hensley on Jun 30, 2008 16:14:27 GMT -5
Excellent...
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Jun 30, 2008 16:22:11 GMT -5
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 30, 2008 17:02:58 GMT -5
Excellent... not bad for the "weak link" of the group - good job nash... Truce or not... First win went to the BDFP *sigh* Well, I'm not gonna deny it; tonight, you were the better team. Nice job.*extends hand* Just remember: next time, we're pulling out the victory.*looks reluctant but shakes hand anyway* I proved my point, and I await our next match.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 17:14:55 GMT -5
*sigh* Well, I'm not gonna deny it; tonight, you were the better team. Nice job.*extends hand* Just remember: next time, we're pulling out the victory.*looks reluctant but shakes hand anyway* I proved my point, and I await our next match.*fakes a punch, then mouths "Don't worry...you're next..."* Now if you don't mind, I've got a certain Fallen Angel to get my hands on...That's gonna have to wait, Bill. They're still trying to find him.Well how hard can it be? Hell, why don't YOU know where he is? You're the one that brought him into this league?I already explained it to all of you, we did all our business over the ph...Would you stop the "all of us" talk? This has nothing to do with DomiNation. I'm the one that got attacked, not Vader, not Kobashi, not Brody, and not YOU, which is very suspicious as far as I'm concerned. Why didn't Daniels attack you?I have no idea! The guy's insane, how the heck am I supposed to know what he's thinking?!?!Whatever, let's just go.*Goldberg and Blassie leave*
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jun 30, 2008 20:31:54 GMT -5
Nice job, gentlemen, we're one and one. Now it's time to focus! We aren't winning anything with an even record.
OOC: I'd like Bret Hart to warm up on FPEL Live! while he isn't doing anything. Or Rikidozan to keep him sharp.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 30, 2008 21:25:50 GMT -5
Joey: A new general manager and the Tag Team Tournament begins. All this and more tonight on FPEL Live!*Opening credits of previous action rolls with an extra long version of Cha-La Head-Cha-La.* Welcome back, wrestling fans, to another edition of FPEL Live! Joey Styles here, and with me, is my partner in crime Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and....are you crying, Bobby?Bobby: No, I'm just a little emotional tonight. An old friend of mine has finally returned, and I couldn't be more happy.Well said, Bobby. As he stated, last time on An Inch Longer Than Average, Gorilla Monsoon was named the new General Manager of FPEL. Also, GM Monsoon has stated that tonight, he'll make a statement on the Christopher Daniels situation.If anyone can take care of that little psychopath Daniels, it's Gorilla.Opening Bout: 20 minute Barbed-Wire Deathmatch: Masato Tanaka & Sabu vs. Yoshiaki Yatsu & Tomohiro Ishii And the first match, FPEL will start off with a bang!You ain't kiddin', Styles! Barb-wired ropes, a time-bomb set at 15 minutes, very explosive wrestlers. It's a combo of destruction!*In a very brutal hardcore match, both teams beat the ever-loving crap out of each other, with Tanaka and Yatsu busted open. However, at the 15 minute mark, the explosion went off, knocking out Tomohiro Ishii, ending the match.* Match Result: Masato Tanaka & Sabu defeat Yoshiaki Yatsu & Tomohiro Ishii at 15:18 after Ishii was KO'ed by the explosion.It looks like the amateur wrestlers were out of their comfortable environment, leaving Tanaka and the "Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal" Sabu to take the victory. Second Bout: Johnny Smith vs. Giant BabaAlright, now we get to a good match, Styles. The founder of All Japan Pro Wrestling Giant Baba against uh..........um.........uh.........*whispers to Joey* Who is that guy?Johnny Smith? Pro wrestler from England. Wanted to follow in the footsteps of the Dynamite Kid.Still never heard of him.*A match that was basically all Giant Baba. Johnny Smith got a few moves in here and there, but couldn't get momentum on his side.* Match Result: Giant Baba defeats Johnny Smith in 8:57 after a Giant Kick.I knew it, Styles. Johnny whats-his-face couldn't handle a legend such as Giant Baba.Right you are, Brain.Third Bout: Naomichi Marufuji vs.Tarzan Goto*This match was back and forth the whole time. There was fighting inside and outside the ring. Plenty of near-falls. Tarzan Goto wasn't shy about using steel chairs and table parts either. In the end, the powerful Goto took out the swift Marufuji in a good match.* Match Result: Tarzan Goto defeats Naomichi Marufuji in 19:14 with a Cobra Claw.*Commercial Break* Welcome back, fans. As stated earlier, new GM Gorilla Monsoon will make a statement on the current Fallen Angel situation here in FPEL. Fourth Bout: Landmine Deathmatch: Mr. Pogo vs. Cactus JackAnother deathmatch between two of the best hardcore icons in the business as Mr. Pogo takes on Cactus Jack! Pogo looking to regain composure after losing last time to "Sick" Nick Mondo, while his former partner Nigel McGuinness pairs with Kendo Ka Shin in the tag team tournament. *Not even a minute into the match and Cactus is thrown into the landmines at ringside. After that, it's a bloodbath, both busted open, using every weapon available to them, from lighttubes to Pogo's sickle. However, Pogo has an ace up his sleeve, or more appropriately, a fireball in his mouth.* Match Results: Mr. Pogo defeats Cactus Jack in 25:22 with a Big Fire.With that victory, Mr. Pogo has brought some pride back to himself, defeating Cactus Jack with a huge fireball.Fifth Bout: 6-man elimination: British Bulldogs & D.H. Smith vs. The Colony.It's a reunion of sorts for this next match, as Davey Boy Smith, along with his son D.H. Smith, team up with the Dynamite Kid to take on The Colony from CHIKARA.Wait a second, Joey. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Davey Boy's son was named Harry Smith.He is, Brain. However, the WWE, in their "infinite wisdom," decided to name the newcomer D.H. Smith.Why D.H.?The D stands for his father's name, Davey. The H stands for the Hart family, his mother's maiden name.So, instead of using his perfectly good name of Harry Smith, they decided to jazz it up with D.H. Smith?Apparently, yes.That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, Joey. No wonder that place is in the toilet right now.I wouldn't say their too bad right now, Brain. They are the leading company in "sports entertainment."Don't start with that, Joey. They're only leading because they're the only thing in town. TNA's just getting there, while ROH, a good place to be and I hope to return there someday, needs to get a TV deal before they can truly compete.Spoken like a true man of the business, Brain. But let's get back to the action.*The Bulldogs dominate the match pretty early, with only a bit of miscommunication between Dynamite and D.H., Dynamite accidentally dropkicking D.H. instead of Fire Ant. As the match goes on, the momentum shifts from the Bulldogs to the Colony.* D.H. Smith eliminated at 27:20 by Soldier Ant with a Hurricanrana.*And with that, the Colony takes a 3-2 advantage over the Bulldogs.Soldier Ant eliminated at 32:16 by Davey Boy Smith with a Powerslam.Not so fast, Joey. The Bulldogs have come back and evened this one up.Davey Boy Smith eliminated at 39:02 by Fire Ant after a Flying Lariat.But once again, Brain, the Colony takes the advantage once again with only Dynamite Kid left.Dynamite Kid eliminated at 40:44 with a Standing Moonsault. The Colony defeats the British Bulldogs and D.H. Smith with Fire Ant and Worker Ant surviving.And with that, the Colony takes a surprise upset of the British Bulldogs.Six Bout: Handicap Match: Goldberg vs. LondrickThis is an interesting match-up as Goldberg, still a little angered about the first round loss, wanted a matchup against any tag team out there. The one that answered the challenge, oddly, was the tandem of Paul London and Brian Kendrick, or known as Londrick to their many fans.These two are either two of the bravest people ever, Styles, or two of the stupidest. I vote the latter.Well, let's find out as Mills Lane starts the match.*In a match that surprises everyone, Londrick uses their speed and agility to outmaneuver Goldberg, and Paul London ends it by making Goldberg tap to the Cattle Mutilation.* Match Results: Londrick defeats Goldberg in 20:32 with a Cattle Mutilation*After the match, as Londrick gets their arms raised, Goldberg pops back up, waiting to strike. As they turn around, Goldberg spears both of them out of their boots.* Oh come on, now! There's no need for this!! The match is already over!*Goldberg picks up London and drills him with the Jackhammer. Then he picks up Kendrick and drills him with the Jackhammer as well.* Goldberg is livid, Styles! He is a man that's on a rampage now!Seventh Match: Alexander Otsuka vs. Mystery OpponentWell, we're onto our next match, which features Alexander Otsuka taking on a mystery opponent. Otsuka challenged anyone to a match tonight, and now we'll find out who took up the call.*Suddenly, this comes on over the loudspeakers, and the place erupts!* Oh my god, Brain! It's DDP! Diamond Dallas Page has come to FPEL Live!!Ooooh man, Styles! Otsuka is going to feel the bang!!*Otsuka, even though he didn't know he was fighting DDP, looks to be having the advantage here, due to his amateur wrestling skills, taking down Page with armbreaker after armbreaker. DDP hits a fireman's carry into a Diamond Cutter about 7 minutes in, but Otsuka is back at him. After a little more punishment from Otsuka, DDP sets him up on the top rope and hits a top rope Diamond Cutter! A little bit more, and Otsuka is no more.* Match Results: DDP defeats Alexander Otsuka in 12:10 after a Jumping DDT.I guess Otsuka needs to train a little more before taking on Positively Page. You gotta remember though, Joey. It took three different variations of the Diamond Cutter to take out Otsuka, and even then, he was finished off with a DDT. This was anyone's match, as Otsuka had DDP on the ropes with his amateur style of wrestling.Eighth Match: Bret Hart vs. Stevie RichardsHere's an unexpected match-up! The Excellence of Execution to take on the Steviemeister himself, Stevie Richards!This should be no problem for the Hitman to overcome.*As usual, the Brain is mistaken, as this is another back and forth matchup, with excellent wrestling from both men. Stevie thought he had Hart a few times, but Hart was only playing possum, surprising him with a few roll-ups and counters. Quite a few near falls, and Stevie's starting to suck wind. Still doesn't stop him from dishing out punishment, even with some weapons.* Match Results: Stevie Richards defeats Bret Hart in 15:24 with a Modified Figure 4.Holy crap. Stevie upset Bret Hart.I guess he showed us.And we saw.Ugh, that joke is so 2006, Joey.Main Event: Jumbo Tsuruta (Dragonweight Champion) vs. CM PunkAnd here we are folks! The main event of the night! CM Punk will take on the Dragonweight Champion Jumbo Tsuruta in a non-title matchup. *The match is very back and forth, with both men getting good offense in. Jumbo took Punk to the outside and hit him with quite a few Backdrops. However, Punk was able to overcome them and finally take down the Dragonweight Champion.* Match Results: CM Punk defeats Jumbo Tsuruta in 13:38 with a Manhattan Drop.I don't believe it, Styles! CM Punk actually upset Jumbo Tsuruta! This could be huge! Punk's got one hanging over Tsuruta now!And now it's time for our General Manager to make his statement on the Christopher Daniels situation. But I hear that we have a special guest interviewer for him.The Rowdy One's Back!Holy crap, Brain, it's Hot Rod! Rowdy Roddy Piper is here as well at FPEL Live!It's the crazy Scot in a skirt, Styles!*Hot Rod's handed a mic* Piper: Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions!! It's good to be back, baby! However, we must get down to business, as I introduce our General Manager, Gorilla Monsoon!*Monsoon walks down to the ring and steps in* I hear you have a statement to make about Daniels, Monsoon.Monsoon: You bet your sweet ass I do, Hot Rod! I'm here to state the following. Daniels, you wanna run around here, taking out people and fulfilling your "Prophecy"? Well listen here, bucko! We're on to you. And we're going to stop you once and for....*Monsoon gets cut off as red lights start to glow, then suddenly the arena turns black.* Oh, jeez, not this crap again.Daniels is around! Where's my bat?!*The lights turn back on and Sid Vicious and Christopher Daniels are standing next to Monsoon and Piper, with Sid grabbing both their throats and throttling them with the chokeslam! He picks up Monsoon and plants him with a powerbomb! Daniels picks up the mic as the lights turn red again.* Daniels: Once again, two more souls are saved. You think I'm clowning around, Monsoon? Well, now I have a disciple to help me fulfill this mission of darkness. This is the Final Prophecy, Monsoon! There will be darkness across the land! And we will destroy the entire FPEL before we stand a top of it as the true rulers!*Daniels outstretches his arms as Sid lifts his up in the air, both Joey and Brain stunned at what has happened as the closing credits start to roll.*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2008 21:37:48 GMT -5
Monsoon: (Walks in background.) Heh, Daniels do you think hiring yourself a monkey is really going to amount to anything? I promise you this, I will crucify you, sooner or later.
Oh, and here is a statement from Yuji Nagata....
Nagata: Naomichi! Listen to me, you can not afford to lose now. So, at the next show, it's going to be me and you versus Tarzan Goto and a partner of his choice. And you will not lose.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 22:34:49 GMT -5
*the cameraman enters Goldberg's locker room. Goldberg is seething with rage, as Blassie attempts to calm him*
Oh, come on, Bill. Just calm down. There were two of them, and one of you. A loss against two men is nothing to be angry a....
*Goldberg picks up a steel chair and throws it at Blassie, with him barely ducking out of the way*
WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP! GOD DAMNIT!!!
Look, Bill. Chill out, kid. All you need to do is focus. Get back to basics. Take a little time off for some reflection. Some quick training. Some relaxation time.
...........maybe you're right. Maybe I do just need to take some time off.
*Goldberg starts to calm down, only to start throwing furniture again. Chairs, sofas, tables all go flying around the room in a tornado of rage*
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SON OF A BITCH DANIELS!!! EVER SINCE HE JUMPED ME, I'VE BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK!!!!!!
Damnit, Bill, would you just calm down.
*Goldberg gets right in Blassie's face with a death glare*
What? You think I'm afraid of you?
Of course I am. Why the hell shouldn't I be? You're Goldberg! You're a 3-time World Champion! You're The Man! 176-0, ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY SIX AND ZERO!!! You won your first World Title from HULK F***ING HOGAN!!!!!
Look, all this Daniels junk has just thrown you off your game. If you go after Daniels now, he's just going to take advantage of that, make you look like a chump, and cost you another win. And, now that the little Undertaker wannabe has that big retard Sid Vicious watching his back, he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.
Here's what's gonna go down. Trust me when I say that I've got a hell of a stand-in for you. Take a few weeks off, and come back when you're back on your game. I'll talk to Monsoon, and see if he'll buy a replacement for you until your return. If not, I'll have Kobashi or Brody pull double-duty with Vader. But you: you need to get back on your game.
*Blassie reaches for a bag with his cane, and pulls out a plane ticket*
Here. Take the ticket, and just go where it says to go. Trust me, these guys are good. Really good. They'll help you get back to standard.
*sigh* This better be worth it.
*Goldberg walks out, bags in hand. Blassie nods disapprovingly*
Don't know what's going on with him, but he's just not the same. They better be able to whip him back into shape, or I'm out of a client.
*Blassie's cellphone rings*
Hello? Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm about to head over to talk to Monsoon about you coming in right now...
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 30, 2008 22:57:07 GMT -5
*the cameraman enters Goldberg's locker room. Goldberg is seething with rage, as Blassie attempts to calm him* Oh, come on, Bill. Just calm down. There were two of them, and one of you. A loss against two men is nothing to be angry a....*Goldberg picks up a steel chair and throws it at Blassie, with him barely ducking out of the way* WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP! GOD DAMNIT!!!Look, Bill. Chill out, kid. All you need to do is focus. Get back to basics. Take a little time off for some reflection. Some quick training. Some relaxation time............maybe you're right. Maybe I do just need to take some time off.*Goldberg starts to calm down, only to start throwing furniture again. Chairs, sofas, tables all go flying around the room in a tornado of rage* THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SON OF A BITCH DANIELS!!! EVER SINCE HE JUMPED ME, I'VE BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK!!!!!!Damnit, Bill, would you just calm down.*Goldberg gets right in Blassie's face with a death glare* What? You think I'm afraid of you?
Of course I am. Why the hell shouldn't I be? You're Goldberg! You're a 3-time World Champion! You're The Man! 176-0, ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY SIX AND ZERO!!! You won your first World Title from HULK F***ING HOGAN!!!!!
Look, all this Daniels junk has just thrown you off your game. If you go after Daniels now, he's just going to take advantage of that, make you look like a chump, and cost you another win. And, now that the little Undertaker wannabe has that big retard Sid Vicious watching his back, he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.
Here's what's gonna go down. Trust me when I say that I've got a hell of a stand-in for you. Take a few weeks off, and come back when you're back on your game. I'll talk to Monsoon, and see if he'll buy a replacement for you until your return. If not, I'll have Kobashi or Brody pull double-duty with Vader. But you: you need to get back on your game.*Blassie reaches for a bag with his cane, and pulls out a plane ticket* Here. Take the ticket, and just go where it says to go. Trust me, these guys are good. Really good. They'll help you get back to standard.*sigh* This better be worth it.*Goldberg walks out, bags in hand. Blassie nods disapprovingly* Don't know what's going on with him, but he's just not the same. They better be able to whip him back into shape, or I'm out of a client.*Blassie's cellphone rings* Hello? Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm about to head over to talk to Monsoon about you coming in right now...Trouble in camp DomiNation? Also, who is the mystery man Blassie's talking to? Jimbo? Chef? John Elway?
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 22:59:28 GMT -5
*the cameraman enters Goldberg's locker room. Goldberg is seething with rage, as Blassie attempts to calm him* Oh, come on, Bill. Just calm down. There were two of them, and one of you. A loss against two men is nothing to be angry a....*Goldberg picks up a steel chair and throws it at Blassie, with him barely ducking out of the way* WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP! GOD DAMNIT!!!Look, Bill. Chill out, kid. All you need to do is focus. Get back to basics. Take a little time off for some reflection. Some quick training. Some relaxation time............maybe you're right. Maybe I do just need to take some time off.*Goldberg starts to calm down, only to start throwing furniture again. Chairs, sofas, tables all go flying around the room in a tornado of rage* THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SON OF A BITCH DANIELS!!! EVER SINCE HE JUMPED ME, I'VE BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK!!!!!!Damnit, Bill, would you just calm down.*Goldberg gets right in Blassie's face with a death glare* What? You think I'm afraid of you?
Of course I am. Why the hell shouldn't I be? You're Goldberg! You're a 3-time World Champion! You're The Man! 176-0, ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY SIX AND ZERO!!! You won your first World Title from HULK F***ING HOGAN!!!!!
Look, all this Daniels junk has just thrown you off your game. If you go after Daniels now, he's just going to take advantage of that, make you look like a chump, and cost you another win. And, now that the little Undertaker wannabe has that big retard Sid Vicious watching his back, he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.
Here's what's gonna go down. Trust me when I say that I've got a hell of a stand-in for you. Take a few weeks off, and come back when you're back on your game. I'll talk to Monsoon, and see if he'll buy a replacement for you until your return. If not, I'll have Kobashi or Brody pull double-duty with Vader. But you: you need to get back on your game.*Blassie reaches for a bag with his cane, and pulls out a plane ticket* Here. Take the ticket, and just go where it says to go. Trust me, these guys are good. Really good. They'll help you get back to standard.*sigh* This better be worth it.*Goldberg walks out, bags in hand. Blassie nods disapprovingly* Don't know what's going on with him, but he's just not the same. They better be able to whip him back into shape, or I'm out of a client.*Blassie's cellphone rings* Hello? Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm about to head over to talk to Monsoon about you coming in right now...Trouble in camp DomiNation? Also, who is the mystery man Blassie's talking to? Jimbo? Chef? John Elway? Oh, it's totally John Elway. If you had used a picture of Darth Chef, I might think differently... But seriously, it's a mystery. (Speed, I'll tell you so he can debut on the next FPEL Live!)
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2008 23:07:09 GMT -5
All right kids, since D-Tank's Bill Goldberg is going away for a while, I have decided to replace him with.............. Bill Goldberg. Yes, I have cloned him and replaced him with the original. So, when you see Goldberg on the results, remember: That's not the one we know.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 23:09:18 GMT -5
Wait, WHAT? Okay, I have something a little more logical than that. The replacement is... GILLBERG!!!!! He's just on steroids now, so he looks just like Goldberg. (not that I'm saying Goldberg was on steroids...) *Goldberg returns to the arena where Blassie and the now-bulked Gillberg are conversing* Didn't think you'd be back so fast, Bill.Gillberg? GILLBERG? GILLBERG?!?!?!?!?!
You send me to train and you replace me with GILLBERG?!?!?!?!?!?!Just look at him! This isn't the same Gillberg from WWF. He's bulked up, and he could hold his own. Hell, he could be your twin!*Goldberg grabs Blassie by the collar* Don't you even THINK of comparing me to that pathetic little sideshow act.Now hold on, I...*Goldberg punches Gillberg in the gut, and follows up with a Jackhammer. Goldberg finishes with a powerbomb through a conveniently-placed table backstage* Seriously, was this supposed to be a joke?Oh, come on, why the hell would I replace you with Gillberg? I was just trying to teach you a lesson. You can't run away just because you lose a few times, regardless of what your excuse is. Now then, Vader's waiting, we need to go talk strategy.Alright, I'll meet you guys there.*Blassie starts walking away* Blassie!*Blassie turns around* You really think you were gonna fool me with a fake ticket?*Goldberg rips the "ticket" in half* I hope not. You're not stupid, are ya, champ?*Goldberg chuckles as Blassie walks off. Goldberg stands over the barely-conscious Duane Gill.* Son, I hope you've learned your lesson. You should've pretended to be DDP instead.*Goldberg mockingly takes Gill's hands and claps them together in a Self High-Five. Goldberg walks off.* Cameraman: Well, THAT was definitely NOT a good thing.*camera fades out*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2008 23:11:20 GMT -5
All right kids, since D-Tank's Bill Goldberg is going away for a while, I have decided to replace him with.............. Bill Goldberg. Yes, I have cloned him and replaced him with the original. So, when you see Goldberg on the results, remember: That's not the one we know. Wait, WHAT? Okay, I have something a little more logical than that. The replacement is... GILLBERG!!!!! He's just on steroids now, so he looks just like Goldberg. (not that I'm saying Goldberg was on steroids...) Hey, why do you think that we can't afford any AC? Because of this.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 23:12:53 GMT -5
Wait, WHAT? Okay, I have something a little more logical than that. The replacement is... GILLBERG!!!!! He's just on steroids now, so he looks just like Goldberg. (not that I'm saying Goldberg was on steroids...) Hey, why do you think that we can't afford any AC? Because of this.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2008 23:13:17 GMT -5
Hey, why do you think that we can't afford any AC? Because of this. I do my best.
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 30, 2008 23:27:37 GMT -5
Trouble in camp DomiNation? Also, who is the mystery man Blassie's talking to? Jimbo? Chef? John Elway? Oh, it's totally John Elway. If you had used a picture of Darth Chef, I might think differently... But seriously, it's a mystery. (Speed, I'll tell you so he can debut on the next FPEL Live!) Well if that wasn't the case, this man would be on the trail to solve the mystery. Sherlock Holmes!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 23:47:23 GMT -5
Wait, WHAT? Okay, I have something a little more logical than that. The replacement is... GILLBERG!!!!! *Goldberg returns to the locker room as Blassie and Gillberg are conversing* Gillberg? Are you serious? Gillberg? GILLBERG?!?!?!Of course I'm serious. Just look at him. He's a hell of an athlete! And his physique! It can barely be matched! Hell, he could be your twin!!!*Goldberg grabs Blassie by the collar* This better be a joke. You send me to train and you replace me with GILLBERG?!?!?!?!?!?!Now hang on...*Goldberg punches Duane Gill in the stomach, then follows with a Jackhammer. He finishes with a powerbomb through a conveniently-placed table.* You better have been joking, Fred.Of course I was joking! Why the hell would I replace you with Gillberg? All I did was teach you a lesson: you can't run away just because you lost a few matches, regardless of what your excuse is. Now, Vader's waiting, let's go talk strategy.Alright, I'll catch up with ya.*Blassie begins to walk away.* Blassie!*Blassie turns around.* You didn't really think a fake plane ticket would fool me, did you?Of course not. You're not stupid, are ya, champ?*Goldberg chuckles as Blassie walks away. Goldberg moves over the near-unconscious Duane Gill.* Hope you learned your lesson, too, son. Should've impersonated DDP instead.*Goldberg mockingly takes Gill's hands and claps them together in a "Self High-Five", then walks off* Cameraman: Now THAT was definitely NOT a good thing.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 30, 2008 23:49:45 GMT -5
Wait, WHAT? Okay, I have something a little more logical than that. The replacement is... GILLBERG!!!!! *Goldberg returns to the locker room as Blassie and Gillberg are conversing* Gillberg? Are you serious? Gillberg? GILLBERG?!?!?!Of course I'm serious. Just look at him. He's a hell of an athlete! And his physique! It can barely be matched! Hell, he could be your twin!!!*Goldberg grabs Blassie by the collar* This better be a joke. You send me to train and you replace me with GILLBERG?!?!?!?!?!?!Now hang on...*Goldberg punches Duane Gill in the stomach, then follows with a Jackhammer. He finishes with a powerbomb through a conveniently-placed table.* You better have been joking, Fred.Of course I was joking! Why the hell would I replace you with Gillberg? All I did was teach you a lesson: you can't run away just because you lost a few matches, regardless of what your excuse is. Now, Vader's waiting, let's go talk strategy.Alright, I'll catch up with ya.*Blassie begins to walk away.* Blassie!*Blassie turns around.* You didn't really think a fake plane ticket would fool me, did you?Of course not. You're not stupid, are ya, champ?*Goldberg chuckles as Blassie walks away. Goldberg moves over the near-unconscious Duane Gill.* Hope you learned your lesson, too, son. Should've impersonated DDP instead.*Goldberg mockingly takes Gill's hands and claps them together in a "Self High-Five", then walks off* Cameraman: Now THAT was definitely NOT a good thing. Oh, well I guess we don't need the clone then. (Talks to guy.) Go dump him in Thailand or something.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 30, 2008 23:52:54 GMT -5
*Goldberg returns to the locker room as Blassie and Gillberg are conversing* Gillberg? Are you serious? Gillberg? GILLBERG?!?!?!Of course I'm serious. Just look at him. He's a hell of an athlete! And his physique! It can barely be matched! Hell, he could be your twin!!!*Goldberg grabs Blassie by the collar* This better be a joke. You send me to train and you replace me with GILLBERG?!?!?!?!?!?!Now hang on...*Goldberg punches Duane Gill in the stomach, then follows with a Jackhammer. He finishes with a powerbomb through a conveniently-placed table.* You better have been joking, Fred.Of course I was joking! Why the hell would I replace you with Gillberg? All I did was teach you a lesson: you can't run away just because you lost a few matches, regardless of what your excuse is. Now, Vader's waiting, let's go talk strategy.Alright, I'll catch up with ya.*Blassie begins to walk away.* Blassie!*Blassie turns around.* You didn't really think a fake plane ticket would fool me, did you?Of course not. You're not stupid, are ya, champ?*Goldberg chuckles as Blassie walks away. Goldberg moves over the near-unconscious Duane Gill.* Hope you learned your lesson, too, son. Should've impersonated DDP instead.*Goldberg mockingly takes Gill's hands and claps them together in a "Self High-Five", then walks off* Cameraman: Now THAT was definitely NOT a good thing. Oh, well I guess we don't need the clone then. (Talks to guy.) Go dump him Thailand or something.Thailand? Be realistic. *wheels in box with "OVW: Louisville, Kentucky" on it*
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