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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Aug 3, 2005 17:45:21 GMT -5
*TTASHC-By Busdriver hits as Pza, Destroyer and Epidemik make their way down the ramp. The crowd pops at the sight of Pza in an evening gown.*
Pza: This isnt exactly the best way to showcase my talent... But im going to do my best to show you all, and Toomi that i'm not one to mess with...
*Destroyer and Epidemik exit the ring and stand on the outside as the lights go out adn a small ring of fire appears on the ramp...*
Fink: And now... from... erm... Hell... Gangrel!
*Gangrel rises from the ring of fire drinking from his gobblett and makes his way toward the ring*
*As Gangrel climbs the stepps Destroyer runs up behind him and hits him in the back of the head with the stable title which sends Gangrel falling through the top and middle ropes. The fans pop huge at the heel getting a taste of his own medicine as Pza walks to gangrel and picks him off the mat. Pza then applies a chokehold to gangrel as the vampire flails in his arms... gangrel after about 4 minutes quits moving. at this point Pza tears the gown off of gangrel as the ref calls for the bell...*
*Pza, Destroyer, and Epidemik and celebrate in the ring as we go to a commercial*
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 3, 2005 19:39:56 GMT -5
*Cut to a fancy restaurant where we see Theo sitting alone at a table for four. He picks up the menu that's placed in front of him and looks at it.*
Theo: Holy c***... look at the prices.
Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Theo: Just root beer please, ma'am.
Waitress: Right away, sir.
*Theo continues to browse the menu until something off camera came to his attention*
Theo: Hey, I thought you guys wouldn't make it. So, can we ensure this will be successful?
*Pause, with a grin at the end*
Theo: Great. Let's talk...
*Fade out... Fin*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 3, 2005 20:34:30 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff comes to the ring & grabs the microphone.*
Well, the time has come for another EWT Pay per view. And everybody has been asking me, Bischoff...what the f*** are we going to see at No Rest For the Wicked. And you know what? IT'S TIME TO TELL ALL OF YOU!!
Not only will you bear witness to Spaz versus DSR for the EWT Heavyweight Championship, but we will FINALLY determine a Number 1 Contender to the Girl Next Door Championship. As you are all aware, I have spoken with Dr. Hillary Clitton & she has decided to defend the title sometime in the future. And ladies, ALL of you will see action at No Rest For the Wicked in the first ever Queen's Court Rumble. But ladies, you will NOT be alone in the ring as I have hired a few outside guns as well. And they will be announced during the match.
And it seems we have a little score to settle here in EWT. And it concerns psychoapeguy & Mike Ragnal. And it concerns this man.
*The camera pans to the entryway, where Joe Ragnal comes out, carrying a box. He walks into the ring & shakes hands with Toomi.*
Joe, I am glad you still have the package & have answered my question. Do you mind taking the contents out of the box to show the whole world what I am talking about?
*Joe Ragnal reaches in & pulls out a referee's shirt & a bodybag.*
You see this psychoapeguy? You want to come & get me? THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT NO REST FOR THE WICKED!!! GUEST REFEREE JOE RAGNAL!!! And ape, it will be you versus Mike Ragnal in a Body Bag Match. And ape, in this match...you want to use a screwdriver...disqualification. You want to carve foreheads? DISQUALIFICATION!! You want to lose? THAT WILL HAPPEN!!!
But, don't worry folks...that's not the end of No Rest For the Wicked because we are currently in the process of signing some more contracts, including the guest referee's contract for curtrok versus Barbwire Harry. So, trust me...there is more to come.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 3, 2005 20:41:58 GMT -5
*As the announcements go on for No Rest For the Wicked,Mike and Linda are backstage hugging each other in excitement.*
LINDA:Oh my God!Oh my God!
MIKE:Providence is kind!!
LINDA:I knew it!I knew Toomi was gonna take up mu suggestion!Now we all have a shot at the GND title!
MIKE:And how about me?!I have a saving hand in the Bodybag match!Our brother is gonna help me win my match against that PSYCHO!
LINDA:Oh,man...*takes a deep breath*TheRagnals are gonna DOMINATE everyone.
MIKE:Right,Lin.For all the women in EWT,and for that goddamn Ape...there will be...No Rest For the Wicked!
LINDA:Shocking Truth!
MIKE:Oh,it's Shocking alright...
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 3, 2005 22:07:17 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" begins playing and Ultimo Chocula comes out from behind the curtain with a bag in his hand and wearing a robe he stole from Rick Rude's locker. He walks over to the side of the tub filled with chocolate and takes the mic.)
UC: "You know, at first I was super cheesed off about this match. You know, reduced to slopping around in melted Zagnuts with a human manatee. But then I started thinking. Maybe the Hawaiian Pineapple is on to something. Every week the dateless losers that constitute 99.3% of our viewers get to hold the remote with one hand as our surgically upgraded fun bags trot their stuff wearing, basically, Kleenex. But what about our female audience? Granted our female viewership is at an all time low and made up of trailer park trash. Like for instance that heifer over there sucking down Cheetos like it's the last bag on earth. But what if we had some beefcake (not Brutus) to get the horny broad demographic? Now THAT is gonna bring in some ratings! And who would be better to put on public display as a hunka hunka lovva sex object than YOURS TRULY! Hit the music!"
("Do You Think I'm Sexy" starts playing as UC throws the robe off to reveal a glittering G-string, some beat up old Chucks and nothing else. He gets into the tub and starts dancing like a dweeb trying to act sexy, which he is. He pulls out a bottle of Hershey's syrup out of the bag and begins squirting is all over his chest. He then gives both of his bum cheeks a squirt of syrup each. He starts rubbing the syrup around while awkwardly gyrating to a chorus of retching noises. He then goes back into the bag and brings out a can of whip cream. Still dancing, he begins to spray a cone of whipped cream on the top of his head. He then pulls his G-string out a bit and sprays the goods inside, then gives himself a whipped cream happy trail to finish it off. There's a mixture of horrified screaming and unbridled laughter coming from the crowd. He reaches back in the bag and pulls out a container of sprinkles, which he is shaking over his head and doing another stupid dance. He then pulls out a cherry and places it on top of the whipped cream hat he gave himself. The music stops and he takes the mic again.)
UC: "Aw yeah! I have got to be the most pant wettingist sex object this town has seen since before Cagney and Lacy got all fat! Could Gorf ever look this good in his sorry lifetime? No way! His girlfriend has a picture of me on her ceiling! What about Davey Boy Adams? Another pigeon chested geek! I'm too sexy for this feud! Not only am I the greatest wrestler but I'm uber hot to boot! Ladies, the line forms to my left! Twenty dollars a taste! Don't be shy! Step right up! Objectify me! Whoooooooo!!!!!"
(Bastion Booger wonders what all the commotion is about and peeks out towards the tub. He sees UC all covered in chocolate and his eyes bulge.)
Booger: "That's the biggest ice cream sundae I've ever seen!"
(Booger starts running towards the tub with a spoon in his hand. The crowd starts to make a commotion and UC looks puzzled. He turns around just in time to see Booger barreling towards him.)
UC: "Oh......bloody hell."
(Booger body tackles UC and jabs him with his spoon. Booger is confused by why he can't get a spoonful of ice cream then realizes it's just UC covered in Baskin Robbins. Booger gets irate and starts pummeling UC with a series of meaty fists. UC slides out and tries to get his footing but.....it's slick in there. He slides around a little bit trying to get his footing and Booger charges him with a clothesline. As it connects Booger loses his footing and flops in the choco goo. Both men stand up rather wobbly but Booger acts first and charges again but UC dodges and jumps on Boogers back trying to apply a sleeper. UC keeps slipping his arms out of position and settles on trying to rip Booger's mouth apart while Booger spins around beating UC with his fist. Have you ever seen "Raising Arizona"? Remember that part where Nick Cage and John Goodman are fighting in the trailer? That's what this looks like.
UC is hanging on for dear life but Booger manages to grab him and fling UC over his head right into the choco goo, knocking the air out of him. Booger then rears back for what looks like a mighty splash. Booger jumps up and UC moves out of the way causing Booger to do a mega sized belly flop in the choco goo causing the slick to go literally everywhere. The cameras get soaked, the ramp is drenched, the first five rows are completely covered, there's even some up the referee's nose. The tub is basically empty now after that tidal wave and UC stands up, wanting to end this thing and get the hell out of there. Booger, a little winded, rises up only to get a Sugar Fix in the tub, which is basically solid concrete now that there's no chocolate to cushion the blow. UC tries to push him onto his back but can't do it. Booger is too heavy. UC tries again but still no go. finally UC locks on another sleeper and tells the ref to "do that arm thing!" The ref lifts Booger's arm one............two..............three times! Ah! Ah! Ah! The bell rings.)
Lillian: "Here is your winner..............Ultimo Chocula!"
(UC climbs out of the goop smiling like a moron. He climbs up to the top of the ramp and does the Rick Rude wiggle to the mix of guffaws and disgust of the crowd. He turns, slaps his chocolaty ass, then makes towards the back.)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 3, 2005 23:55:24 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is walking down the hallyway when he bumps into a ladder. Somebody comes falling off the ladder & crashed to the ground.*
THAT'S IT!!!
You have just given me an idea for No Rest For the Wicked. For the Ox Division Championship, it will be Ultimo Chocula versus David Adams versus dorf in a Triple Threat Ladder Match. I better go get me some more ladders.
*Bischoff runs off with his idea.*
Injured Worker from Ladder: Help me! I think I broke something. Ow!
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Post by viscera on Aug 4, 2005 0:11:47 GMT -5
Paul is in his locker-room, training by beating up a card board cut out of a giant Pikachu... for some odd reason. He glaring and keeps smashing the crap, eventually knocking it's head clean off. He turns around and bumps into Sum Guy!
Paul: What the? Do you stalk me or somethin?!
Sum Guy: I'm Sum Guy and I live in my mother's broom closet! I'm here with Paul Podanski... who laid out the P.T.A. by himself. Of course, he had to use a weapon to do it.
Paul: You know what Sum? How else am I supposed to take out a guy who builts like the friggin Great Wall of China?! He makes Andre the Giant and Big Show look like Curly Long for god's sake! But like they always say... the bigger the are...
Sum: The harder they fall?
Paul: No. The easier they are to hit. And that Pain... I'm gonna TEAR him to pieces!!! That smart-ass goes out each week and insults the fans... he insults the other EWT Superstars... but most importantly, he Insults ME!!! I'm sick of him and at this upcoming Pay Per View... I'm going to shut his mouth once and for all. I'm not expectin him to play fiar... so I'm not gonna be going by the book either.
Sum: And what do you think about... Secretary Saucy?
Paul: Well... erm... I think she's HOT! But that has nothin to do with the P.T.A... well, except her prancing out to the ring with them. She hasn't even wrestled a match!
Sum: I think she's mainly a manager... of sorts.
Paul: Nobody asked you...
Sum Guy: You've got a point. Well then, I'm Sum Guy and I was emotionally scarred form life by balloon animals!
Paul sighs and smashes Sum Guy in the face, then turns to the camera and smashes it as well... followed by static then commercial.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 4, 2005 0:39:51 GMT -5
(UC, still completely covered in chocolate and leaving a gooey trail with every step, is heard coming down the hallway. Splop. Splop. Splop. Splop. Splop. Barry Horowitz sees UC coming and starts talking to him.)
Horowitz: "Hey Ultimo! Congratulations! I just heard!"
UC: "You heard how sexy I am? Of course, of course."
Horowitz: "What? No! Didn't you hear? Toomi just made the announcement. At No Rest For The Wicked you got Dorf and David Adams in a Triple Threat Ladder Match for the OX Division Title! Way to go, man!"
UC: (silent for a few moments then suddenly throws up his arms.) "Again with the ladders! Ugh!"
(Splop. Splop. Splop. Splop. Splop. Splop...........)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 4, 2005 4:32:39 GMT -5
RA: The following contest is a Las Vegas Showgirls Match scheduled for one fall.
*Regal's music hits. He gets a good pop.*
RA: Introducing first, from Blackpool, England weighing in at 245 lbs William Regal.
*He gets rolls into the ring & waits. Spaz's music hits the crowd pop straight away. Spaz appears at the top of the ramp looking a bit embarrased by his outfit. The only good thing is Becky is with him dressed the same.*
RA: being accompianed by Becky Bayless, Form Sydney Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs Spaz!!
*Spaz gets into the ring & shakes hands with Regal. The bell rings & the two lock up. Regal gets leverage by grabbing Spaz's dress & he throws him to the mat. Spaz is up on his knees quickly but Regal runs at him & hits him with a high knee to the head. Spaz is down & Regal goes for a pin, Spaz kicks out at 1.*
*Both men are up & Spaz grabs Regal, he its one German Suplex, the corwd know what's coming & rise to thier feet. Spaz hits a second & rises for the 3rd but this time he bridges into a pin 1-2-NO Regal gets the shoulder up. Spaz then looks to put a Sydney Cloverleaf on Regal but Regal kicks Spaz across the ring. Spaz bounces back & right into a big European Uppercut form Regal followed by 3 more. Spaz is reeling & Regal grabs his head & hits a Neckbreaker. Regal goes for the cover 1-2-NO Spaz kicks out. Both men get up & Spaz is quick to plant Regal with a Down Under DDT. Spaz senses that he has control now & takes time to blow Becky a kiss. Spaz drops for a cover 1-2-NO Regal kicks out but is in trouble. SPaz adjusts his outfit as Regal struggles up. When he is up Spaz hits him with a TURBONEGRO DESTROYER!! 1-2-3!! The bell rings.*
RA: Here is your winner Spaz!!
*Becky gets in the ring, kisses Spaz & hands him a mic.*
S: You see that DSR I even do your move better than you do! Come No Rest For The Wicked you will be finished!
*The crowd pops as Spaz & Becky leave up the ramp.*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Aug 4, 2005 14:06:45 GMT -5
<We come back to another Vignette featuring, everyone's favorite buzzkiller, "The Peacebringer" Carl Guerrero>
<We see a young latino kid standing infront of a playground, 2 kids start fighting behind him.>
Kid: Hey you two! You're going to want to stop fighting!
Fighting Kid 1: Why would we want to do that?
Fighting Kid 2: Yeah, like EWT's Spaz and DSR, we hate each other!
Kid: No you don't! You're just following corporate schemes!
Fighting Kid 1: Schemes?
Kid: Yes, Things that people want you to believe! Look at it this way, my friends... If people want you to fight, they'll egg you on. Why are you really fighting?
FK1: I don't really know now... TV told me to.
Kid: See what I'm saying? you don't want to fight each other. Now shake hands.
<FK1 and FK2 shake hands, and the camera zooms out to seeing Carl Guerrero standing there.>
CG: Like many other people in this world, that young amigo is the beginning of a much better place for everyone. He is certified by me, Carl Guerrero as a peace doctor! Get your Peace Doctor Certification today!
<We fade out and it shows the Certification on the screen, and a voice over...>
Voice Over: Become a Junior Peace Doctor and represent what is good with the world today, only 19.99 now! and remember... Goodwill, and Good Day!
<Fade back to EWT Arena>
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 4, 2005 14:41:05 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is walking backstage when he bumps into The Rumm.*
Aaahh, Theo...I see you're fitting in well again. That's good. Listen, I liked your little in-ring speech you gave about not quitting. It was cute & touching in a weird sort of way. But, you see Theo, it also inspired me for a match between you & WDD for No Rest For the Wicked involving a steel cage.
No no no Theo...don't speak just yet. Hear me out. You see, I am inspired to place the 2 of you inside a steel cage for the first ever Last Man Standing Steel Cage Match.
And don't worry Theo...because after you are done with the match, you will still have a job here in EWT. But, the question is: will you be able to continue your career or will you have to go into early retirement due to the beating you get by the hands of WDD?
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 4, 2005 14:48:55 GMT -5
*5 Minutes after Toomi Told Theo of his Match, Theo is still standing in the same spot as it finally sinks in*
Theo: What? Cage Match? Huh.
*Theo walks away. Camera Fade Out*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 4, 2005 16:08:44 GMT -5
(The audience in the E.W.T arena is lit with anticipation of the next event. As they wait on the edge of their seats, a rather bizzare techno-music mix starts playing over the loud speaker. Kiwi makes his way down to the ring wearing a glamorous, sparkling outfit. The entire showgirl outfit is lime-green with sequense. The bra section is strapless, and the "skirt" is only knee-high and split up the legs almost all the way up to the hip. Kiwi's face is covered with make-up, including a light blush, black eye shadow, and lipstick. Completely at home in this attire, Kiwi models for the crowd as he arrives at the ring, and then steps in through the ropes.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, currently residing in San Francisco, California and weighing in at 220 lbs.... the FABULOUS Kiwi!!!!!!!!!
(Kiwi struts around the ring in a rather homoerotic fashion and blows kisses to the crowd as he does so. Suddenly the music changes. "Like A Virgin" starts playing over the loudspeaker and the fans start booing mercilessly.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota and weighing in at approximately 226 lbs... The E.W.T. Tri-State Champion.... Billy "THE VIRGIN" Ubermark!!!!!
(Billy does not immediately appear after his name is announced. The crowd waits, eagerly anticipating his arrival so they can show their disapproval. Finally, Billy steps through the curtain, and the look on his face clearly indicates that he is NOT happy! The crowd roars with laughter at his appearance. Billy is wearing a purple dress with flashy beads going down it in all directions. The dress only comes down to his knees, and has large splits that go all the way up to the hips to reveal purple women's panties underneith them. The middle of the dress is open at the midrift where Billy has a fake jewel sitting in his navel. Billy's face is dolled up, as well. He has blue eye shadow on, and thick blush on his cheeks. His lipstick is a deep red, and seems to have been put on sloppily. On his head, he's wearing a sparkling tierra. Billy in one hand, Billy carries the E.W.T. Tri-State Title belt. In the other hand, however, he has a microphone in one of his hands, and he starts to speak as he stands at the top of the asile, near the curtain.)
*BU*: First of all, I have never seen a bigger example of Virgin Discrimination as THIS! I don't know who the jackass is who came up with this match, but I assure you that this kind of treatment should be ILLEGAL! This is an OBVIOUS attempt to make fun of my sexual status, and it is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
(The crowd mocks Billy by whistling and shouting insinuation that he might be gay. Kiwi, in the mean time, blows Billy a kiss.)
*BU*: LOOK AT ME! Why the hell else would someone FORCE me to wrestle in a match where I'm dressed up as a woman? Clearly its to make fun of the fact that I haven't HAD a woman, yet! And if this isn't bad enough, first I get assaulted by a gigantic lug named Maelstrom, who reeks of fish, by the way! AND I'm being forced to wrestle a guy who's as queer as a three-dollar bill!
(Fans boo at Billy's choice of words. Kiwi stands in the ring with an insulted look to him.)
*BU*: The only GOOD thing about Captain Nemo's illegitimate son, Maelstrom, is that I don't have to hide my ass from that reject from him. YOU, on the other hand, Kiwi,... I'd sooner have a steal plate in the back of my dress if I have to wrestle you! So just so you and I have things straight, I'm going to be a virgin BEFORE this match starts, and I plan on being one when it ends, too! So don't try any of that funny-stuff with me, and instead, concentrate on the ass-kicking I'm going to be giving you!
(Kiwi turns around and shows Billy his butt, and gives it a nice big pat. The fans cheer as Billy gets enraged, and rushes the ring. The ref calls for the bell as Billy drops the Tri-State Title Belt and slides in under the ropes.)
(Billy rushes at Kiwi after sliding in under the ropes, and hits him with a clothesline. Kiwi goes down but gets right back up again. Billy turns around and starts delivering some punches to Kiwi's face. He backs Kiwi into the ropes and then slingshots him off with a whip to the far ropes. Kiwi comes running back and Billy connects with a drop kick. Kiwi goes down, and Billy follows up with a standing leg drop across Kiwi's throat. Billy goes for a quick cover, but doesn't even get a one count as Kiwi kicks out. Billy gets to his feet, followed quickly by Kiwi. Billy locks up with Kiwi for a second or two before Kiwi takes Billy off his feet with a hip toss. Billy starts getting to his feet, and Kiwi hits Billy with a dropkick of his own. Billy staggers backwards into the corner. Kiwi rushes at Billy, but Billy moves out of the way and Kiwi hits the empty turnbuckle. Kiwi staggers out of the corner, and Billy comes up behind him and nails a reverse DDT. Kiwi hits the back of his head on the canvas, and grabs his head in pain. Billy sits Kiwi up right away into a sitting position. Billy takes quick aim and hits a dropkick to the back of Kiwi's head. Kiwi flops over backwards onto the mat. Some of Billy's beads go flying off his dress as he stands up. He climbs outside of the ropes onto the apron and gestures to the fans, who boo him. Billy then jumps on the top rope and planchas over into a guilloteen leg drop across Kiwi's throat. More beads fly off of Billy's costume as he lands with a heavy impact. Billy immediately tries for a cover.)
1....2... Kiwi gets a shoulder up.
(Billy gets to his feet and brings Kiwi up with him by the hair. Billy backs Kiwi into a corner and delivers a pair of hard chops to his chest, one of which rips the lime-green bra off of Kiwi. Afterwards, Billy tries to whip Kiwi into the far corner, but Kiwi reverses it and sends Billy into the corner. Billy puts the breaks on early and jumps up to the top rope. Kiwi stops shy of going into the corner, and Billy launches himself off at Kiwi, connecting with a flying crossbody tackle that he combos into a pin.)
1.....2..... Kiwi again gets a shoulder up.
(Billy stands Kiwi up. He puts Kiwi in a front face lock to set him up for a DDT or something of that nature. Kiwi, however, counters and hits a reverse atomic drop on Billy. The move rips Billy's dress up the front, and as he grabs his crotch in pain, the audience gets a nice view of the women's underwear he has on. The audience laughs at Billy as Kiwi gets his strength back. Kiwi grabs Billy and whips him into the ropes. Billy comes running back only to be met with an elbow to the face from Kiwi. Billy goes down. Kiwi sizes Billy up on the mat and hits an elbow drop across Billy's chest. Kiwi stands up, promptly, and waves effeminately to the crowd. The crowd cheers him as Billy Ubermark tries to get to his feet. Kiwi takes the rising Ubermark, and whips him into the ropes, again. Kiwi runs towards the oposite ropes. The two meet in the middle and Kiwi connects with a Jumping Clothesline. Billy hits the mat hard, and Kiwi goes for a cover.)
1....2.... Billy kicks out.
(Kiwi get to his feet and stomps on Billy a few times as Ubermark tries to stand up. Kiwi grabs Billy, and places his head under Billy's. Kiwi then nails a Jawbreaker on Billy. Billy staggers back against the ropes, clearly dazed. Kiwi takes Billy and tries to whip him into the far ropes. Billy reverses the whip, however, and sends Kiwi into the ropes. Kiwi comes back, and Billy hits him with a drop toehold. Kiwi is on his hands and knees, now. Billy quickly gets up and nails his Dropkick to the Ribs on the kneeling Kiwi. Kiwi rolls over, clutinging his chest in pain. Billy runs off the far ropes, comes back, and nails Kiwi with a Rolling Thunder. Kiwi is in a lot of pain as he grabs his ribs. Billy stands up and makes an obscene gesture to the fallen Kiwi, drawing the heat from the crowd. Billy lifts Kiwi to a standing position and hits a snap suplex on him, setting him up perfectly on the mat for a top rope move. Billy then gets up and quickly makes his way to the top rope. He leaps off and hits a Summersault Leg-drop on Kiwi. Billy goes for a cover.)
1...2....BILLY lifts Kiwi's shoulder off the mat so he can punish him, some more.
(Billy stands Kiwi up and shoves him into the corner. After a few knees to the stomach, Billy lifts Kiwi onto the top turnbuckle. Billy sets things up and hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Kiwi is laid out cold on the mat. Billy goes for another cover.)
1....2..... Billy lifts Kiwi's shoulder off the mat, again!
(The crowd angrily starts booing Billy for his actions. Billy smiles and stands Kiwi up. He moves Kiwi to the middle of the ring, gets behind Kiwi and sets him up for the Virgin Sacrafice. Suddenly, Maelstrom rushes the ring! Billy sees Maelstrom coming down the asile out of the corner of his eye, and pushes Kiwi aside. Maelstrom slides into the ring and Billy quickly jumps over the top rope, exiting the ring. Maelstrom chases Billy and takes a swing as Billy jumps the rope, but misses. Billy grabs his Tri-State Title Belt and jumps the guardrail, into the audience. The ref calls for the bell.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification.... Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
(Billy takes a quick look at Maelstrom and then makes his way through the crowd to get away. Maelstrom climbs to the second rope and hollers at Billy to get back into the ring as Kiwi somehow finds the strength to roll out of the ring. The scene ends with Maelstrom still taunting Billy as the fans cheer him on, and Billy exiting the ring area through the audience.)
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 4, 2005 17:04:02 GMT -5
(were back from the break)
*That oh so familliar music plays *Moving on Up by M-People* and Mr.Big carrying Curly Long heads to the ring!, Curly is given a mike upon entering*
Curly: . . Once I could put down to a simple mishap . . .but twice . . . no, no, no, no . . . Next week I Curly Long . . the worlds greatest wrestling midget . . . demand a match on the board! . . . but even though I havn't competed this week . . . . I've definatly enjoyed the show . . . *laughs* . . . oh yes . . . Bastion Booger and Ultimo Chocula covered in sweet brown sauce . . .
*a VLB chant begins*
Curly: . . . Lovely Maria in a bikini . . . and of course the Scaffold match with Oceanic . . .I liked it all . . . but enough about this weeks gimmicks . . . the big thing is me! . . . . and I can tell you its big! . . .
*A huge VLB chant is in affect*
Curly: I want a match so whos up to it . . . c'mon don't be shy . . . I won't bite . . . well actually I'll do alot worse . . but . .
*Some mexican style music hits . . . and Max Mini appears & heads to the ring . . . looking fairly irritated with Curly*
Curly: Hey!! . . . I said I wanted a match not a freak! . . . but seeing as you want some lets get it on . . .
*Mr. Big heads to the outside as the bell rings*
The two midgets lock up . . . but Curly gets the advantage and bodyslams Max-Mini . . . Max tries to get up but is cutoff with a short-arm clothesline and a series of stomps . . . before Max can even regain his feet Curly has him hoisted on his shoulders and . . Curly Creamer!!
1,2,3.
Lillian Garcia: Your winner Curly Long!!
*Curly takes the mike*
Curly: I told you . . . but you didn't believe . . . now look at your short freak . . . he just got creamed! . . . I . . Hey is that Angelina Jolie in the front row! . . it is . . . . ah . . . I think I just Creamed my. . .
*The Microphone cuts out on Curly as a large VLB chant rises up again, we cut to the announce booth with Josh Matthews & Crush?!*
Josh Matthews: This match is over . . . what a squash!!
Crush: You want some? . .
Josh Matthews: what? . . .why are you announcing?
Crush: Announcing? . . . I just make fresh Orange Juice for the EWT . . so would you like some?
Josh Matthews: Maybe later . . now back to the action . . .
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Post by Redneck Woman on Aug 4, 2005 17:06:37 GMT -5
Miss RedneckWoman is standing in the ring with a mic.
“I have been in the EWT for a while now. I have an undefeated streak. I’ve gone through everyone that Bishoff has put before me. Last week I beat Betha Faye. I’ve beaten Lita, Christie Hemme and other equally worthless opponents. And this week I am in a Hell in a Cell match against Victoria. I will beat her too if I have to choke the life out of her body. But there is one thing I have not done. I do not have the Girl’s Next Door championship around my perfect waist. Both Mistress Mia and Oceanic have held the title. They are old news. I am the future of the women’s division and I deserve to be the champion. But for some reason Toomi Bishoff thinks that I shouldn’t have a title shot. He is keeping me from achieving my destiny. Apparently beating up brainless divas doesn’t merit me a belt. I’ll play your little game then. I guess I haven’t proven myself as legitimately tough. Well, for once he’s decided to put me in a real match against a real woman. Victoria will pay for Bischoff’s crimes. Then I’m going after Mistress Mia and Oceanic. I don’t care which comes first. Whoever is brave or stupid enough to take me on. I will prove that I am clearly the only one woman enough to hold the Girl’s Next Door title. Country girls can survive.”
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Aug 4, 2005 20:22:21 GMT -5
Goldust's theme hits and he comes out wearing a bra and panties. He rubs himself and walks over to the blow up swimming pool on the side of the entrance ramp filled with mud. All of the sudden Jz jumps him from behind with his black steel chair and leaves another huge dent in the middle. Goldust is laying idle on the floor and Jz hits him in the ribs. Goldust crawls away into the mud, rolling around in pain. Jz steps in and Goldust hits him in the nuts. He gets to his feet and grabs Jz's head. It looks like a Curtain Call, but Jz reverses it into a neckbreaker of his own. Jz then picks him up and hits a piledriver onto the mud covered steel chair.
1 2 3!!!
Jz stands to his feet, grabs the chair, and leaves the pool. He grabs a microphone from a stagehand.
Jz: Toomi, that "match" right there was bull****. You know as well as I do that mud matches and pillow fights do NOT equal ratings. So instead of switching the rules for one night, why not treat the women of the EWT equal all of the time?
The fans applaud.
Jz: But, that's not why I grabbed this microphone. I see you've been making matches for No Rest For the Wicked, and you forgot the most important of all....Mr. Bischoff, I don't care if the match is sanctioned or not...it will be Jz vs. Merc....buried alive...
Jz smiles wickedly and leaves to Bleed the Freak.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 4, 2005 23:57:28 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks out with a shovel in his hand.*
jz, you & I haven't seen eye to eye in the past. And there have been times where we have gotten along in the past. You & I...we have this strange love-hate relationship. And it seems we have enough in the budget for a shovel. As well as a tombstone.
All we need now is a dead body. jz, can you deliever a dead body at No Rest For the Wicked? And can you burt that body in a marked grave? And can you bury Merc's career deeper then it already is?
For, you see jz...your wish has come true. jzbadblood versus Mercenary in a Buried Alive Match.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Aug 5, 2005 0:00:43 GMT -5
The camera zooms on to Jz's face, and he's smiling sadistically.
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 5, 2005 2:30:41 GMT -5
*Merc is shown sitting in the corner of a dark room with only a dim light from a tv on*
Merc: So....its offical........Jz will never see light again.........jz will be beaten........I will get back what was mine.........................
*show fades to ad break*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 5, 2005 2:46:24 GMT -5
David Adams arrives once again to the news of the Triple Threat Ladder match at No Rest For The Wicked.
Adams music hits, and the hero to all the ladies in the crowd walks out, mic in hand.
Adams: Ladies and gentelmen....I may not hang around here as much as i once did, but starting in a few days, that's all gonna come to an end once I get finished with recording my bands debut album, I will be back here on a regular basis to make the EWT all mine. Now....I've heard about Toomi's decision for the Triple Threat Ladder Match at the next ppv, and that's alright for me, for you see.....with a ladder, I can give either Chocula or Dorf.....or both the biggest Crowning Achievment of all times from a 10...15...maybe even a 20 foot ladder, and if you think I give a damn about their careers or bodies, you're dead wrong! The ONLY thing I care about at this moment is getting MY Ox-Division championship back.
Now...I havn't had a match since losing my championship, and well, I better have some warm up matches to help push myself and the buyrates of this pay-per-view, so, I'll go get ready.
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