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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 7, 2005 2:28:55 GMT -5
("Keep On Loving You" by REO Speedwagon blares over the PA and out comes Ultimo in his wrestling gear plus one of those stupid hats that I can't describe so here's a picture: The crowd boos as he gets into the ring and takes the mic for another one of his promos that makes no damn sense whatsoever.) UC: "Word 'em up!" Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" UC: "You guys sure know how to milk a catch phrase. Now then! You're probably wondering why I used lingo that hasn't been in style for 15 years, or why I'm wearing this ridiculous hat (gives the string a couple pulls) or why the official prom anthem for 1981 is my intro music. The answer is simple, but since I'm talking to you people I'll speak slowly." Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" UC: "Yes, we've already covered that. The reason for these things is quite obvious. That I, Ultimo the bestest wrestler EVAH!, am so super rad that I can take anything and make it cool! That's right! REO Speedwagon? Lame. REO Speedwagon as my theme music? Friggin' awesome! Clappy hat? Stoopid! Clappy hat on my head? The newest fashion craze of the nation! You'll all be on eBay in fifteen minutes trying to get one now that I've made 'em cool! So the question remains, is there anything lame that I can't make cool? The answer is no. And I can prove it! Yes I can! Take for example, Pow Sodapopinski...." (The crowd pops after figuring out that UC is talking about Paul Podanski.) UC: "That ugly, bald headed, dirty so and so is trotting around the EWT with something called the Toolbelt Fix-it-up Doohickey Belt or whatever. It's basically a belt for all the hardcore morons to beat each other retarded over. We all know how I feel about the hardcore division. It's idiotic, it's embarrassing, it's really no good at all. But if you take that belt, put it around my fine Scandinavian waist, it will be the biggest title in the world! You know it, beezo! There is nothing I can't make great! The Toolman Title Belt-O-Rama is no exception! So Pow, watch your hairy back! The hardcore division is about to get happening and fast! But don't worry Pow! You'll get the belt back once the belt has become passe'! Ha! Now bring out that affront to God that's supposed to pass as my opponent!" (Some creepy horror music with heart monitor sound effects comes on and out comes Experiment 00000120A28, a gooey half formed pink man thing. He slithers down to the ring and the crowd really doesn't know what to make of him. UC doesn't know either, as he stares at Experiment with his head half tilted. Experiment is in the ring and mutters his catchphrase...) Experiment: "10101001011001010101101.... (Ding ding! Match time, yo! Both men tie up but UC breaks it almost immediately. The ref walks over to him...) Ref: "What's the problem?" UC: "Blech! He's like human pudding!" Ref: "Shut up and get this thing going!" (They tie up again and UC gets Experiment in an armbar, but it really has no effect since Experiment's arm just twists around. UC lets go and punches Experiment in the face that gives a sloppy "Splap!" sound. UC wipes his hand on the ref's shirt then kicks Experiment in the stomach. UC gets Experiment in a side headlock but Experiment pushes off. UC goes into the ropes and ducks under a clothesline then dropkicks Experiment in the face on the rebound. Experiment hits the deck and UC follows with a standing moonsault. He tries for a pin but only gets one. UC hits Experiment with a snap suplex and stomps on his head a few times. He then comes off the ropes for an elbow drop. He covers again but still only gets one. UC picks Experiment up and throws him into the ropes but all that happens is Experiment's arm stretches out. Suddenly his arm recoils and UC is tugged from where he was standing and hit with a head butt. Experiment picks UC up and hits him with a body slam. He climbs up to the top rope but UC is there to drop kick him off and Experiment tumbles down to the concrete, his arms and legs twisting around themselves on the way down. UC runs off the ropes and tosses himself out, connecting with the Cannonball Run. UC gets up and wipes the slime off of his back while Experiment lays in a puddle of himself. UC picks Experiment up and throws him into the ring steps and leaves a wet spot where he hit. As Experiment gets up UC runs, jumps off the ring steps and hurricanrana's Experiment down to the concrete. During the move you could see Experiment's neck stretch before his body flew over. UC throws Experiment into the ring and launches himself off the ropes with a spring board leg drop. UC jumps up and says it's all over. He picks up Experiment and puts him in a front face lock for the Sugar Fix, but Experiment reverses with a Manhatten Drop. UC grabs his noots and Experiment hits the rops and comes off with the most jacked up spinning heel kick you've ever seen. Experiment sends UC into the turnbuckles and runs for a Stinger Splash, but UC moves, runs off the ropes, and blasts Experiment with the Santana Flying Forearm. He picks Experiment up and gives him the Sugar Fix dead center in the ring. Experiment's feet never left the ground during the move. His face planted in the mat while he's technically still standing up. Picture that! UC can't so he rolls him up and gets the win.) Lillian: "Here is your winner...............Ultimo Chocula!" (UC jumps up onto the turnbuckles to mock the fans, who in turn mock him back. He turns back around and sees Experiment standing himself back up with out using his arms then turns and meets UC face to face. UC is creeped out but he's ready to take Experiment down if he has to. The two start talking trash." UC: "You got something you want to say to me, you walking Twizzler?" Experiment: "100101010110101011010101011100." UC: "What did you say about my mother?" (UC rears back and superkicks Experiment right in the mouth. Suddenly Experiment's eyes blink red and he explodes in the center of the ring. KABOOM!!! When the smoke clears UC, the ref, and the first five rows are covered in black soot. As the crowd cough and wheeze UC stands there shaking his head." UC: "Damn, I fell for the oldest trick in the book."
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Nov 7, 2005 5:50:28 GMT -5
*The camera fades into the ring where some generic hip-hop is playing and a guy with a purple mohawk (which is falling apart as every second passes) stands in the middle of the ring. The ring announcer's voice rumbles through the arena as he begins to introduce the next match.*
Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen! This next match is scheduled for one fall. Now in the ring DJ Breakah!
*The graphic with his name hits the screen and no one in perticular in the audience seems to care. Just then the opening bars of Halls of Illusion hit and out Jumps Deamon. He seems a bit shocked but still riled enough to get this match over with.
Announcer: Now entering the ring DEAMON COHLN!
*The name graphic hits as he slides into the ring after which he promptly jumps to the second rope of one of the corner turnbuckles and salutes the crowd*
Match:
Breakah nails Deamon in the back while he is still on the turnbuckle. Deamon falls to the mat as Breakah attacks with some kicks to the midsection while he is down. Deamon slides out of the ring to recoup and get his focus back. Breakah then also slides out and attacks Deamon from behind with a brutal forearm. Deamon falls into the padded guardrail on the side of the ring. Breakah gets closer to Deamon, but before he knows it the Cohln takes his elbow to the forehead of big guy. He stands up and runs at him and sends the full force from his forearm to his chest. He struggles but finally set Breakah into the ring. Deamon stands on the apron outside of the ropes. He flips over the ropes and lands a legdrop to the chest of Breakah. He stands up and bounces off of the opposite ropes and drops a baseball slide to the side of Breakah knocking the bouncer into the announcers table, only moving it slightly. Deamon is still in the ring. As he stands up the crowd cheers expecting something big is about to happen. Deamon throws on hand in the air and the crowd is just waiting for him to do something. He runs and bounces off the opposite ropes. While he is bouncing Breakah is now up and dazed. Before he knows it Deamon comes ou of nowhere with a massive flying suicide dive. The knocks both of the men down but damages Breakah the most. Deamon struggles to get up but manages to anyway. He grabs Breakah, again, struggling to put him back into the ring, which he does. He slides in and goes for the pin.
1... 2... KICK BY DJ BREAKAH!
A sound of disappointment rushes over the crowd as the ref throws his hands up with only two fingers. Deamon gets up but in doing this he turns his back on Breakah leaving him to get up. Deamon turns around only to have a boot in his gut. Breakah then goes to put him on his shoulder for his signature backbreaker. But it is not to be as Deamon counters, gives him a boot to the gut places Breakahs head under his arm and salutes the crowd gain. He runs up the turnbuckle and spins making Breakah do a full turn before driving his head to the mat for the Deamon Doom DDT. The crowd is going insane as Deamon goes for the pin!
1.... 2.... 3.... DING DING DING!
Announcer: Here is you winner DEAMON COH! *Deamon grabs the mic from the announcer*
Deamon: Sorry dude, but I got some stuff to say. Ok, today I was backstage talking to some guys when I notice somebody walk by me. Normally I wouldn't be startaled or anything but this time, I had a bit of a shock. The person that walked by was someone walking right out of my past. If you haven't figured it out, well I don't blame you WFW wasn't that big. ANYWAY, This person was... in fact... My brother Sever. Not half-brother, not brother in law, I'm talking same mom, same dad BROTHER. Why he didn't tell me where he wa for the last year I don't know. But from what Curly told me, He is the newest EWT wrestler. SO next week, I want you to come out and talk to me, not fight just talk. THE FIGHT COMES LATER! *The crowd screams at the idea* After my next match Sever, be there, AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
*Deamon drops the mic and heads out, The EWT logo hits and we go to another commercial for Bowflex.*
OOC: My bro will be coming in to play Sever next week
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 7, 2005 6:06:54 GMT -5
*We come back to the commercial and find Stacy Kiebler leaving the ring after giving out towels to everyone who got covered in soot from the previous match. As she leaves, much to the disappointment of the men in the crowd, a man dressed in olden day clothes enters the ring. He has a bell in one hand a scroll in the other, he is a town cryer. He then starts to shout at the audience, while ringing his bell*
TOWN CRYER: Hear ye! Hear Ye! . . the following bout is for one fall, and is for the Tri-State Championship . . introducing first . .
*Some classical English music plays, the like of which you'd find in a town house of Victorian England*
TOWN CRYER: . . . he is a former bare-knuckle boxing champion . .and good friend of her Royal Highness the Queen of England . . .Pat 'The Jaguar' Andrews! . .
* From the back walks Pat 'The Jaguar' Andrews, he is still dressed in his suit and bowler hat, while an umbrella rests on his arm. The crowd greets him with a smattering of boos and a few cheers. Pat ignoring the rabble, nonchalantly sips a cup of tea as he makes his way to the ring. He finishes his tea and hands the empty cup to a technician, before climbing in the ring. He places his umbrella in his corner before he heads to the center and in one swift motion the suit is off and he is ready to fight in his long boxing trunks and taping around his fist. The bowler hat remains on top of his head, The Town Cryer starts up again much to the annoyance of the crowd*
TOWN CRYER: Hear Ye! . . Hear Ye! . . his Opponent . . he hails from . . . an Aquarium?? . . . he is the current EWT Tri-State Champion!! . . . Maelstrom!
*On that 'Apocalypse Please' suddenly plays out across the arena, the crowd jump to there feet as smoke rises from the stage, revealing Maelstrom, the Tri-State Title held above his head. A huge cheer comes from the audience as Maelstrom heads to the ring, whilst Pat warms up with a bit of shadow boxing in the ring. Maelstrom enters the ring and holds the title up to the crowd for a nice pop, he then clobbers the town Cryer with it to an even louder cheer! Maelstrom hands the title to the ref who holds it up as Maelstrom and Pat go eye to eye.*
*The Bell Rings*
The two men have a few words to each other, before Pat backs off and starts bouncing around like a Boxer, his guard is up as he circles the nearly 7ft tall frame of Maelstrom. Maelstrom moves in on Pat , but he lashes out with a couple of swift jabs to Maelstrom's face before bouncing out of reach. Maelstrom tries again to reach pat, but takes another round of stinging jabs. Maelstrom tries again, this time he dodges a couple of punches and nails one of his own, sending Pat's bowler hat flying into the audience. Pat is shocked, but retaliates witha bodyblow and then a left hook. Maelstrom holds his face as Pat decides to go on the offensive. Pat charges in and dishes out a flurry of punches, Maelstrom reels from the blows, trying to cover his face. He gets backed into a corner, Pat continues the volley until Maelstrom reaches out and grabs him in a tie up.. . . after a little while the Ref goes between them to break it up. Pat still light on his feet waits for Maelstrom to attack again. Warily Maelstrom approaches, Pat moves in to give out another flurry . . but wait . . Maelstrom blocks the first punch and grabs Pats left fist in his large left hand, before hitting a clothesline on Pat, knocking him down to the canvas. Cover . .
1,2..
Pat kicks out, Maelstrom gets up lifting Pat with him he locks in a headlock before lifting into a long holding suplex! . . Maelstrom follows with a couple of kicks and then locks in a sleeper. Pat fights against the massive arms of Maelstrom, and eventually struggles free. Maelstrom advances on Pat who's back is turned, Maelstrom goes to grab Pat for another slam, but Pat was playing possum . . Major Uppercut to Maelstrom! . . Maelstrom hits the deck and the lights look to be out. Pat goes for the cover . .
1,2,3 . .
No! . . Maelstrom kicks out, much to Pat's disappointment. Pat circles Maelstrom occasionally ducking or diving in to get a sneaky jab here and there.
*A Maelstrom chant rises from the crowd*
Maelstrom gets to his feet, and ducks a right hook from Pat and hits an Atomic Drop which sends Pat over the top rope and to the floor. Maelstrom lets the ref make a ten count as he tries to gain his bearings, a black eye is already forming on his face.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7 . .
Pat slides back into the ring, foregoing his boxing style he charges at Maelstrom. Maelstrom tries to knock him down, but he ducks and bounces off the ropes and returns nailing a flying forearm! . . Maelstrom goes down. Pat signals to the crowd as he goes tot he top rope . . . possibly setting up for his Jaguar Joust . . he leaps! . . his fist aimed squarely at Maelstrom's throat! . . but Maelstrom puts his huge leg up . . boot and jaw connect . . Pat slumps into the ropes as Maelstrom climbs to his feet. Maelstrom signals that it may soon be time for the Whirlpool . . Maelstrom whips Pat into Pat's corner and then follows with a huge crossbody to Pat, crushing him against the turnbuckle. Pat falls to the ground, as Maelstrom shouts at the crowd that its Whirlpool time . . . but Pat has grabbed his Umbrella, the referee hasn't seen it. Maelstrom lifts Pat up, Pat swings the Umbrella . . wait! . . Maelstrom in an unprecedented show of strength has caught the Umbrella in his left hand whilst holding Pat in the powerbomb position with his right . . . Whirlpool! ...
1,2,3.
LILLIAN GARCIA: Your winner . . and still EWT Tri-State Champion . . . MAELSTROM!!
* The crowd cheers as Maelstrom bruised but victorious stands over Pat Andrews*
(cut to commercial for the new fast food sensation . . The Big McTripe Burger)
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Post by iggy on Nov 7, 2005 10:48:35 GMT -5
Iggy Dinkleberg is found backstage on a pay phone.
Iggy: Yes mudda...I know...Well, it's going okay. I mean...No, I haven't found somebody to manage yet. It's just that everybody's so big and mean and scary and they do bad things to me. Just yesterday they stuck my head in the toilet and flushed it a bunch of times. My head is still spinning and I think I have water in my BRAAIIN!!...Okay mudda, I will...But I still don't know anything about it. I mean, what do I do?...But I can't do that! You know I get so nervous in front of lots of people. I've soiled myself no less than five times since coming here. I may need to invest in adult diapers...I know. So how's the cat?...Okay, you can put him on...(cat hisses into phone)...AAAHHH no! Don't hurt me crazy KITTY CAT!
Iggy starts run down the hall, but runs directly into the Big Show. He falls down and looks terrified.
Big Show: Hey there, Iggy.
Iggy: OH GAAWWD! DON'T HURT ME MISTER GIANT MAN!! AAGGHHH!!!
Iggy scrambles to his feet and runs as fast as his prosthetic shoes can carry him.
Big Show: What'd I do?
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Post by pta on Nov 7, 2005 16:00:43 GMT -5
Heavily Classical music starts up and Chance Confidence strolls out to the ring, wearing one of the P.T.A. shirts and a pair of rather nice looking dress pants. He smirks to the crowd as they respond with some rather intense booing. Chance walks over, taking off his shirt and tossing it in the face of a very ugly lookin woman. He ignores them and flips over the ropes and into the ring, immediately dropping to his knees and showing off his rather small, but pretty impressive physique as he does so.
Chance: Hello everyone!!! I'm so glad to be out here, as I'm sure you all are.
The crowd replys with booing.
Chance: Hmmmph... absolutely no class. Stifle yourselves peons or I'll manual button each and everyone one of your fat lips. You're in the presence of true greatness... so I suggest you take in the sight.
He smirks cockily and slowly spins around, letting everyone look at his body, only for them to instead throw trash at it. He stops after two full spins.
Chance: Now that I'm done with that, well... I'd like to take you all back to WCBAFAN, where we witnessed the humiliation of one of your most beloved, adored, and pathetic... idols, Dave Davies. To that I say... GET OVER IT!!! That pathetic hasbeen... no wait... that neverwas is better off with a broken leg. It'll prevent you people from having to watch his DISGRACEFUL wrestling! I mean honestly... did you see that piece of rubbish? It was like watching a one legged blind and mentally retarded baby crawl about!!!
The crowd boos and starts chanting Shut the Hell Up!!!
Chance: Didn't I tell you imbeciles to be quiet? Oh... I forgot, everyone here has a bit of problem understanding when people talk. Well let me speak in the language you're most accustomed too.
Chance clears his throat
Chance: * In REALLY bad Southern Accent * Durr!!! Howdy yall! I plum reckin dat Dave Davies feller sucks!!! YEEHAW!!!
The crowd replies with more booing, the chanting getting even louder.
Chance: Oh man, I think my IQ might have a dropped a few points just talking like that. No matter, I could drop a couple hundred points and I'd still be smarter than you country bumpkins. Why don't you get outta this arena and fondle your little farm animals for awhile... gods knows those piggies of yours need some more attention!
The crowd is now chucking garbage nonstop at the ring, most of it missing.
Chance: * Sarcastic * Oh wow, such GREEEAT aim. A few more miles and you might have grazed my cheek.
The crowd keeps chanting.
Chance: now back to why I was out here. Seems some human fish creature stole the Tri-State title. Now I've been thinking, if that Frat Boy Freddie Whathisname can win the Ox Division Championship, well... then Tsunami... or Eddy... or whatever water based name you have, I think that Chance Confidence can do him one better and win a title even FASTER! So what do you say you digusting walrus... why don't you stop fighting boxers and try rumbling with the GREATEST THING ON EARTH... no... THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, GALAXY, and ANYTHING ELSE, Chance... Confidence. And if you still think you have a chance... well YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!
Chance throws down the mike and quickly vaults out of the ring, shoving a cameraman in his way down to the floor as we fade to commercial.
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 7, 2005 16:46:34 GMT -5
We are backstage with Maelstrom and a very happy looking Coach
COACH: Hi I'm the best interviewer in the world, thats right its me Johnathon Coachman, The Coach . . and I'm here with Maelstrom, for once I beat that fool Sum Guy to an interview . .and the punch . . hahe . so Maelstrom it would appear you got someone's attention . . .and that someone is Chance Confidence! . . your thoughts?
Maelstrom stretches his neck muscles before answering, his Tri-State Title resting on his right shoulder
MAELSTROM: You know, when I asked for anyone to Challenge me, Coach . .. I didn't just mean anyone . . . What I wanted was real challenge to my title and skill . . you se . .
Interrupting
COACH: Well he is undefeated by all accounts and he did just beat David Davies an . . .
Maelstrom grabs Coach's hand that holds the microphone, his grip obviously causing Coach some pain
COACH: . . ahOWah! . .
MAELSTROM: Don't you ever interrupt me again! . . or it will be the last interview you ever do! . .
Maelstrom lets go of Coach's hand
MAELSTROM: So Chance beat David Davies . . well who hasn't? . . if memory serves me well, I sent Davies to the hospital with a barracuda attached to his leg when we faced off against each other! . . but hey I don't mind if Chance Confidence wants to become a human punching bag for the master of the current, Me! . . . because if Mr. Confident steps into the ring with me, it will be his last chance at seeing sunlight . . . for you see Coach, once he comes face to face with Maelstrom, the swirling dark waters will drag him down into the depths of the Whirlpool!!
Maelstrom smiles, and then looks over Coach's head as he has seen someone approaching
MAELSTROM: but alas Coach this interview is over . .
COACH: er . . why I have many more questions and . .
MAELSTROM: Well you see Coach, today The Tide will Turn! . . for you . .
Coach suddenly gets clobbered from behind and Sum Guy walks into view, Maelstrom grabs the microphone as Sum Guy stomps away on the Coach
MAELSTROM: Oh and Chance, I'll be waiting for you in the Ring! . . . because The Tide Will Turn!
As Maelstrom departs, Sum Guy grabs the Mike from he floor and continues kicking the coach
SUM GUY: Sucker punch me will you!! . . . Well I'm Sum Guy and I just beat the crap out of Johnathon Coachman!
Fade out as Sum Guy continues to kick the crap out of the Coach
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 7, 2005 18:39:47 GMT -5
*We come back and are ringside when "Sexy Guy" hits*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Rosa, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH walks out with Rosa by her side. Fans heckle them as they make their way to the ring*
RA: And his opponent, Inverter!
*Inverter comes out and greets the fans, thus getting him a decent pop. As soon as he enters the ring, HBH attacks him. The bell rings*
HBH continuously stomps on Inverter as the match starts. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes and gets in a knee attack. HBH then kneels down and pummels Inverter on the mat. He drags him to the corner and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. He gets in a series of rights and chops before Inverter reverses with a combination of punches and kicks. He attempts to whip HBH to the opposite corner, but HBH reverses that with a whip. Inverter blocks HBH's charge with an elbow. He then climbs the second rope and lands a flying clothesline. He goes for an early pin.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Inverter picks up HBH and gets in a reverse suplex. Then he lands a leg drop across the back of HBH's head. He picks him up and attempts to whip him to the ropes. However, HBH counters with a whip of his own. He goes for a back body drop, but Inverter blocks it with a kick to the head. He runs to the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but HBH counters with a neckbreaker. Now with the upper hand, HBH goes to work on Inverter. He first focuses on Inverter's legs. He gets in a knee smash on Inverter's left leg. Then he traps it in a leg lock. After a few moments, HBH breaks up the hold and does a delayed vertical suplex. After that, he connects with a standing moonsault and covers him.
1... 2...
Inverter kicks out. HBH picks him up and gives him a backbreaker. He picks him up again to whip him to the ropes. He lands a spinning heel kick. HBH works over Inverter's left leg some more, slamming it down on the mat. He drags him over to the corner and bangs his leg into the ringpost a few times. Next he does a figure four leg lock on the ringpost. This prompts the ref to start a 5 count. HBH breaks it after 4. He gets in the ring to pick up Inverter. Inverter surprises HBH with a small package pin.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out and knocks Inverter down with a hard clothesline. He picks him up and gives him a kneebreaker. He climbs to the middle rope and hits him with a diving elbow. Cut to Rosa, who likes what she sees. HBH covers Inverter.
1... 2...
Inverter gets the shoulder up. HBH then slaps on a sleeper hold. Inverter looks like he's fading away, but fights back and turns it into a back drop on HBH. With both men down, the ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
They're both on their feet. HBH lands a punch on Inverter. Inverter lands one back. This keeps going for a short while until Inverter gets the upper hand, punching and kicking away at HBH. He whips HBH to the ropes and hits a back body drop. There's a noticeable limp as he walks over to HBH. He then hits him with an inverted atomic drop. He runs wto the ropes and takes HBH down with a clothesline. He runs to the ropes again and hits him with a facecrusher. After that he lands an Asai Moonsault on HBH and covers him.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Inverter goes to pick him up and is surprised with an eye poke. HBH plants him with a Russian Leg Sweep. He climbs the top rope and connects with an elbow drop. He waits for Inverter to get up. He goes for some Sweet Chin Muzak, but Inverter catches his leg, pushes it away, and hits him with a reverse DDT. He attempts to go for the Liontamer, but HBH pushes him away and into the ref. With ref's back turned, HBH gives Inverter a low blow followed by an enziguri. He then slaps on the Sharpshooter, putting more pain on Inverter's left leg. Inverter tries to fight it, but the pain is too much for him, and he taps out. The bell rings.
RA: Here is your winner by submission, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*Rosa gets in the ring to celebrate with HBH. The two raise their hands and do a little posing*
*Cut to next segment*
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Post by Oceanic on Nov 7, 2005 22:08:36 GMT -5
Generic Diva music plays and Babs 'The Rack' Chanty makes her way out from behind the curtain. It becomes obvious to everyone why Babs is popular with the male portion of the crowd. She struggles to enter the ring because her enormous mammaries keep getting caught up in the ropes. She finally enters and waves to the crowd like a moronic bubblehead.
"Maritime" plays and Oceanic makes her way out getting applause from smarks and the women in the crowd. She gets in the ring and takes a look at her opponent. She makes a motion like she's stabbing a balloon with a needle twice.
The bell rings and they tie up, although it's difficult for Oceanic to get close to Babs. Babs sends Oceanic to the ropes but Oceanic reverses and drop toe holds Babs to the mat, but Babs almost bounces back up. Oceanic cracks Babs across the face with a series of Thai elbows. Oceanic picks up Babs and hits a snap suplex in the center of the ring. Oceanic leaps off the second ropes with a Lionsault but bounces off Babs' chest and and falls on her caboose. Oceanic jumps back up and hits Babs across the stomach with a double leg drop. Oceanic goes for a cover but once again she has problems.
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Oceanic falls off. She stands up and looks frustrated. Babs staggers up to her feet and Oceanic goes behind and locks in a cobra clutch. Babs flails around then runs towards the ropes. Babs ducks down and clotheslines Oceanic's throat against the top rope, breaking the hold. Babs sends Oceanic into the turnbuckles and charges in, sending her hardened bust crashing into Oceanic's all naturals and knocking the wind out of her. Babs picks up Oceanic and hits a Samoan Drop. She goes for a pin.
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Oceanic kicks out. Babs signals for the end, way prematurely, and climbs to the top rope. Oceanic gets her bearings and runs over to the turnbuckles, crotching Babs on the ropes. Oceanic tries to get her in position for the Hawaiian Muscle Buster but she can't get her in. Babs' bust is too big to get her head tucked in. Oceanic punches Babs a few times in the face then springs up and hurricanranas her off the top. Babs crawls up to her knees and holds her lower back in pain, foreshadowing for the future. Oceanic gets a running start and blasts Babs in the face with the Buzzsaw Kick. Oceanic climbs back up to the top rope and stands, but has second thoughts about landing a Superfly Splash. She leaps off and lands a legdrop across Babs neck. Oceanic picks Babs up a bit and locks in a rear naked choke. In a matter of seconds Babs is out like a light.
Oceanic is declared the winner and she lets go of the hold. She celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers her on. As Oceanic leaves the ring the camera gets a nice close up of her, and she says into the lens loud enough for the audio to pick up.
"Two worthless divas down, one loudmouthed dominatrix to go."
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 8, 2005 0:06:50 GMT -5
*Todd Grisham is standing by with Linda Ragnal, holding the GND title over her shoulder.*
TODD: Well, Linda, Rosa has finally accepted your offer for making a stipulation to your match for the GND title. Are you in any way afraid of the stipulations being no holds barred, falls count anywhere?
LINDA: Todd, are you serious? Look at me. Back in my days of SAW, we had a title called the Kiss & Tell Championship, and it was made intentionally for the female wrestlers there. Actually, every match FOR that belt had some form of Hardcore stipulation. And I won that title, too. I took every bump against every contender for that title. Do you really believe that such stipulations are going to change the outcome? If I'm not mistaken, Rosa, you've NEVER been in such a match, and the only reason you decided on that is because you can use your pal HBH there to your advantage. But you know what? It's gonna backfire, Rosa. Trust me...
*Linda walks off. Fade out.*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 8, 2005 6:07:57 GMT -5
*After the commercial we are greeted to the two announcers of EWT Josh Matthews and Jesse Ventura who has the most ridiculous feather boa wrapped around his neck, even by Jesse Ventura standards*
JOSH: Hi everyone, I'm Josh Matthews alongside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura . .and later tonight in the main event our Champion Dorf will take on the JWC League Champion Mad Man McGee ... I hear McGee is Certifiable Jesse ...
JESSE: Well of course he is Matthews the guy isn't called a Mad Man for nothing, but what I'm really interested in is our next match . . because it will feature one of the biggest stars in the EWT . . thats right our General Manager Curly Long will be facing off against Valio Valio ..
JOSH: Valio Valio?
JESSE: Yeah I hear he's the B.R.A.W.L.S best luchadore all show and no substance, so it should be a walk in the park for Curly Long.
JOSH: Well lets get down to ringside . .
The Bell Rings as The Fink takes the microphone
The Fink: The following match is for one fall, introducing first from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin . . he weighs in at 140 lbs . . he is the Gener . .
A backstage agent rushes up to the Fink and whispers something in his ear
The Fink: What do you mean Curly isn't wrestling tonight? . . . more whispering, combined with some loud 'VLB' chants from the crowd . . . he changed the match? . . to what? . . oh very well . .
The Fink re-adjusts himself and prepares to announce
THE FINK: Sorry about this Ladies and Gentlemen . . . Introducing first from Zacatecas, New Mexico . . he weighs in at around 218lbs . . Valio Valio!
Some classical Mexican Music plays and out comes Valio Valio . . he wears a psychedelic Mexican bodysuit but no mask and he is literally cartwheeling to the stage and into the ring!
JOSH: This guy is one hell of an athlete, Jesse . .
JESSE: He's an Idiot using up all that energy just to get to the ring . .
As Valio waves to the crowd who give him nice applause, The Fink begins to announce his opponent.
THE FINK: . . his opponent ... he hails from Bad Axe, Michigan ... he weighs in at 395 lbs and stands at around 7ft 3' tall ... he is accompanied to the ring by General Manager, Curly Long . . he is Mr. Big!!
At that 'Moving on Up' plays and Mr. Big walks out, with Curly Long on his shoulders. The crowd boo;s the pair as they enter the ring. Curly hops down and heads to the outside, he snaps his fingers so a stage hand gets him a chair to stand on. Meanwhile Mr. Big crunches his massive fingers, as Valio hesitantly tries to figure out what he can do to this man
JOSH: Now this isn't fair, Valio hasn't got a chance against this behemoth of a man!
JESSE: Well Josh I hate to agree with you, but your right who knows maybe Valio will use his speed to run away . .
The Bell Rings
Valio Valio charges Mr. Big and tries a Dropkick which does absolutely nothing. Mr. Big smiles as Valio tries a wheel kick, but gets swatted away for his trouble. Valio walks up to the so far unmoving Mr. Big and attempts a bodyslam ...
JOSH: Well thats not going to work . .
JESSE: Just like your not going to be working the next EWT PPV Josh ..
JOSH: Hey!
Valio fails in his bodyslam attempt and holds his back in pain from the strain. Mr. Big continues to Smile and does a few stretches. Whilst Curly is laughing hysterically at how feeble Valio Valio is. Valio Infuriated decides to climb the top Turnbuckle, Mr. Big watches with mild amusement. The Luchadore leaps ... gets caught ... huge powerbomb by Mr. Big ...
The crowd gives an impressed 'oooohh' sound
JOSH: Well Jesse this was short, just like Curly Long ...
JESSE: ... How dare you insult are General Manager Josh!
The two commentators start arguing with each other as we go back to the ring
Mr. Big places his foot on Valio Valio ...
1,2,3.
Bell Rings
The Fink: Your winner . . Mr. Big!
Curly Long jumps into the ring and takes the mike from the Fink, the crowd boo's the tiny General Manager
CURLY LONG: Yeah, Yeah I'm official now . . so take a hike back to your trailer parks you scabs on humanity!
A loud 'Arsehole' chant can be heard
CURLY LONG: Now first I'd like to congratulate Mr. Big here . . his first singles match and he showed amazing ability and power against this Indy wrestling chump! . . Now you may be asking why I would give my match to Mr.Big . . . go on you people have a guess . .
A loud 'VLB' Chant starts up
CURLY: Nice try but nooo . . the reason is one man and his name is . . Raskall . . yes the other half of Raskall & Trunk. You see I was happy and I thought Raskall would be too, he won the match at the last PPV after all. But no, he wants some revenge for the slight beating we gave his buddy Trunk . . I take that back, it was a massive beating we gave him . .
Curly and Mr. Big laugh, as the crowd boo's the pair
CURLY: But hey, I'm not a bad guy, well actually I am and you people know it . . but in a few weeks we will be having an International Showcase for our Superstars . . so I have booked one of the first match's on the card . . . it will be Raskall, with Trunk in his corner .. versus .. Mr.Big with me in his corner. You wanted it Raskall, and now you got it . . to quote a moronic fool obsessed with socks and writing trashy novels . . . 'Have a Nice Day'
More Boo's and 'You Suck' chants descend on the pair
CURLY: But thats not all, stay tuned later this week for the latest edition of Curly Long's Colossal Coliseum, with a guest who would never call himself anything less than . . Magnificent! . .
More boo's descend Curly Long, along with a few 'He can't wrestle chants from the smarter portions of the crowd
CURLY: Now if you'll excuse me I have more important things to do, than talk to you poor excuse for a fan base.
Curly's music begins to play as the two leave the ring and head backstage, a chorus of Boo's follow them
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Post by girlnextdoor on Nov 8, 2005 10:44:33 GMT -5
*A dark room is shown with a mysterious voice being heard, breathing.*
For years, they tormented me. For years, they mocked me. I was afraid. I hid in the darkness because I was afraid.
Disfigured.
Disfigured from society.
Somebody did this to me as a child. Somebody whom I thought cared for me. She knows who she is. She knows what I want.
And one day, I turned on my tv & there she was. Prancing around like some sort of sex object.
SHE STOLE FROM ME!!! SHE STOLE FROM ME!!!!
AND NOW I AM GOING TO STEAL BACK!!! I AM GOING TO STEAL BACK MY DIGNITY FROM HER!!
*A shadow is shown, but it's curled up. Suddenly, it sounds as if the voice is singing.*
Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
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Post by rnt on Nov 8, 2005 16:59:53 GMT -5
Rod Fisham is backstage with Rick Raskall.
Fisham: Rod Fisham here with Rick Raskall. Rick, Curly Long has announced that the EWT will be holding an International Showcase in a few weeks, and he has made a match pitting you against Mr. Big, and he has arranged for your tag team partner, Marcus Trunk, to be in your corner. My question is, will Trunk be available for that match?
Raskall: Fish, have you ever watched a Marcus Trunk match? I've seen him go an hour with Samoa Joe. I've seen him go twenty minutes against Christopher Daniels with a partially separated shoulder. Hell, he nearly lost an eye once and he still went out there every night for two months straight. So don't even BEGIN to ask if he can't come back! Marcus Trunk is the toughest son of a b**** I've ever seen. It is never a matter of "if" with Marcus Trunk. If he weren't locked up in some hospital right now, he'd be at Mr. Big's throat choking the life out of him. Curly's sitting in that plush little office of his, lazing around and downloading goat porn with his buddy, but he's got no idea. People have put Trunk out of action before. It doesn't happen often, but when he comes back, he makes sure that you don't. I remember a couple of years back when some careless 19-year-old kid thought it would be fun to break a couple of Trunk's fingers. You know what happened to him? He suckin' his meals through a tube in some VA hospital. Get what I mean? ... Say "yes", Fish.
Fisham: Um, yes.
Raskall: Good. Now I've still got a job to do, so find someone else to bother. Go talk to that Chocula guy. He needs a break from Terri.
Raskall exits.
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 8, 2005 17:25:54 GMT -5
*Chrysta is backstage, her eyes shut. It seems that she is in a meditation trance. Ms. White approaches her from behind, and starts rubbing her shoulders. Chrysta opens her eyes and talks irritated.*
Chrysta: Ms. White, may I ask what you are doing?
White: You loked a little tense, that's all. I thought you just needed a massage, that's all.
*Chrysta stands up and slaps Ms. White's arms away from her.*
Chrysta: I was meditating. It channels my strength through my body, unlike what most believe. You see, Ms. White, eventually, I will be enocuntering sweet Linda.
Ms. White: Chrysta? Um, look, I'd really like it if you could at least share some of your history with me. I mean, why are you after Linda? You keep saying that, and it just...just makes everybody wonder.
*Chrysta stares at Ms. White with her cold eyes.*
Chrysta: If you really feel you must know, Ms. White, Linda...she has something from me that I've been looking for. Since the day my mother was thrown out of my father's house, I knew it was the one thing I lost. And when I come face to face with Linda once more...She WILL know what it's like...when Hell freezes over her world...
Ms. White: Well, what was it? What does she have that you've been wanting so much?
Chrysta: Patience, Ms. White. Soon, you, the Ragnal Boys, Tanya, and the world...will know what Linda has...
*Fade out*
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Nov 8, 2005 21:39:01 GMT -5
*We're now ringside awaiting the next match*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, The Time Traveling Madman, Countdown!
*Countdown gets little to no reaction as fans don't really know who he is. Then "Gas Power" hits, and that gets a loud pop*
RA: And his opponent, weighing in at 323 lbs., "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline walks down to the ring with a serious look on his face. The bell rings to start the match*
Crowd: GAS-O-LINE! GAS-O-LINE!
Gas and Countdown lock up in the center of the ring. Countdown breaks it with a head lock. Gas whips him to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder takedown. Countdown gets up and is met with punches and kicks from Gas. Gas whips him into the ropes again and lands a back body drop. Gas then gives him a flapjack and covers him.
1... 2...
Countdown kicks out. Gas takes him to the corner and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. Next he beats on him some more with punches and chops. He whips Countdown to the opposite corner. He charges at him, but Countdown moves out of the way, causing Gas to hit the turnbuckle. Countdown takes advantage by landing a kick to the head. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Countdown picks him up and whips him to the ropes. He hits a dropkick. He picks Gas again to give him a swinging neckbreaker. He then gives him a body slam followed by a falling headbutt. He covers Gas again.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out again. Countdown traps Gas in a sleeper hold. Gas appears to be losing it, but eventually elbows his way out of it. Next come more punches, but Countdown stops that with an eye rake. He whips Gas to the ropes and attempts a back body drop. However, Gas counters that into a DDT. The ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Both men are now up. Gas blocks Countdown's punch attempt and lands a punch of his own. Gas continues punching and chopping away at Countdown. He whips him into the ropes and hits a big boot. Countdown runs at Gas, but Gas gets him in a sidewalk slam. Gas picks up Countdown and rams him into the corner. After a few shoulder thrusts, Gas whips him into the opposite corner. He runs at him full speed and hits him. Countdown plops down in the corner. Gas runs at him again, this time running his knee into Countdown's head. The crowd pops for that. Gas then starts climbing the ropes. He waits for Countdown to get up, then nails him with a flying clothesline. Gas signals the end of the match and gets a very loud pop. Gas hits the Jackknife Powerbomb on Countdown and covers him.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gas grabs a mic*
Gas: All right, listen up. Big Daddy's here and he's got a few things to say. Bret, you continue to run your mouth and say that I'm nothing without you? You want to take all the credit for the things I did? And yet you blame me for not trying to make a name for myself? We let me tell you something---
*He's interrupted as HBH appears on the Toomi-tron. The crowd is now booing*
HBH: Hey, big guy. Up here. You got something to say to me?
Gas: Yeah, as a matter of fact I do. Every time you seem to open you mouth, more and more crap comes spewing out.
HBH: Aw, can't handle the truth, huh? Can't handle the fact that I carried your sorry ass for the past 5 years, can you?
Gas: That's just like you, Bret. Always taking credit for what someone else has done, yet never taking responsibility for your actions. And to be honest with you, I think you're full of s***!
*Crowd cheers loudly*
Gas: You know damn well that I worked my ass off to get to where I am today, and for you to take all the credit for that shows me exactly what kind of a person you are: a conniving, manipulating, spotlight-hogging son of a b****! And I'm gonna expose you for the fraud that you are. I want you in this ring. You and me, one-on-one, right here, right now!
*Crowd cheers for that*
HBH: Now you know I'd love to come down to that ring and whip your ass all over the arena, but not tonight. *Crowd boos* We're going to do this MY way. I'll decide when we step in the ring.
Gas: Well you had better watch your back, because this Gas-powered monster is heading straight for you. And it's gonna run your ass over!
*Gas the celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers*
*Cut to next segment*
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
Posts: 8,923
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Post by Millie D on Nov 9, 2005 0:16:56 GMT -5
Lillian; The following match is scheduled for one fall..
"who I am " blasts in the arena and the lights go out and a wonderful light show by the Toomitron wows the crowd but when the behemoth of a woman walked out of the smoke..the crowd gasps...they have never seen someone like that...
"he challenger weighing 265 pounds, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.Immovable Mandy!"
the crowd just looks at the woman wearing tape on her fists and blue jeans with a white sports bra that shows off her all her built features.....
Fan 1-" feel so bad for the poor guy facing THAT"
and her challenger...
" I disappear" blasts in the arena and the crowd knows what this means...
weighing in at 150 pounds from Cleveland Ohio..Ewt's own Mistress Mia!"
Mia steps out to walk down to the ring and even Mandy stops to breathe as Mia walks down into the ring wearing black fishnet stockings and a matching leather bolsterer and boots..she gets in real slow and flashes of light are seen all around the arena...
Mia plays to the crowd which half are booing and the other is cheering
Fan 1- "DAMN! Mia cleaned herself up" Fan 2- "She looks more built too"
The bell sounds and immediately Mandy lunges at Mia but Mia ducks and Mandy turns around and Mia smacks her right in the face! Mandy has that shocked look on her face and can't say anything to Mia about it because she was born a mute..Mia then keeps smacking Mandy into the corner...she goes to smack hr again and Mandy grabs Mia's face with her massive hand and literally throws her across the ring so she can catch a breath..
Mia lands hard on her butt and has a look of OMG on her face....Mandy walks over to Mia and grabs her by the hair and picks her up and body slams her to the mat!
She goes for the pin
1... 2...
Mia kicks out..Mandy is upset and takes Mia again as if she is going to body slam her but throws her out onto the canvas..Mia drops hard...Mandy then goes and kicks Mia in the chest and with Mia gasping for breath, Mandy goes over to the table
She takes apart the announcer table and goes back nd grabs Mia and takes her to the table and lays her out on it....Mia is coughing now
Mandy goes for something under the ring..its a SLEDGEHAMMER! She walks towards Mia with it an d as if it were in slow motion Mia sees the hammer rising and instinctively she kicks Mandy in the stomach making her lose grip of the hammer and fall over forwards..Mia then jumps off the table and walks to the steel steps and jumps off of them onto Mandy's back, making her fall completely to the ground..
Mia jumps in to stop the countout..she goes back out and grabs a trash can lid and pops one shot after another onto Mandy's head.....then on the 6th shot, Mandy grabs Mia's hand and she shakes her head "NO" Mandy takes the lid and throws it into the audience and takes Mia and launches her into the ring...Mia once again lands hard...
Mandy walks into the ring and goes to grab Mia but Mia crawls through Mandy's legs and kicks her in the behind making her bounce off the rope.. Mia then grabs Mandy from underneath and goes for the small ( but in this case, large) package..
1.. 2...
Mandy rolls it over
1... 2...
Mia and Mandy let go at the same time and Mandy takes Mia into her arms ..she lifts her up and she has MIA in the BEAR HUG! Mia is struggling to breath as Mandy makes it tighter and tighter...Mia squirms around but to no avail....
Finally Mia looks as if she is out.....
Ref goes to her arm lifts it- it falls 1 lifts it again-it falls 2 lifts it again-it falls but not all the way..Mia pumps her arm up as to say Its not over yet and she wakes up and takes her hands and grabs Mandy's head for a massive headbutt..another heabutt...and ANOTHER headbutt..finally Mandy lets go..Mia catches her breath as Mandy scrubs at her eyes
Mandy turns around and becomes the victim of a Parafuso ! OMG! That has never been done before! Mandy is knocked down and out and Mia goes for the pin...
1.. 2.. 3!
Here is your winner..Mistress Mia!
*parafuso-you throw up one leg, the other leg becomes a kicking leg, both meet up in the air, taking out the opponent by targeting the back of the head,then landing on both legs*
Mia grabs the mic..
" You like my new outfit?"
You can tell the guys cheered loudly..
" I figured since i am playing the part of a Mistress..Might as well dress like it..is there any problem with that?
Many No's could be heard in the arena
" i thought not...oh and by the way...."
Mia gets real close to the camera
"This dominatrix is waiting for youuuuu" as she kisses the camera lens and exits the ring
we fade to commercial
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 9, 2005 2:26:26 GMT -5
Sum Guy: "Hi everyone! I'm Sum Guy and I make my own gravy! I'm standing here with Paul Podanski, the Unofficial Toolshed champion. Paul, you heard the comments from Ultimo Chocula, that he thinks he can make the Toolshed Title the most coveted championship in the world. As the champion don't you think you're better suited for that?"
Paul: "Of course I am! I'm a hardcore legend! I can use anything as a weapon and make it stick! This belt here is all about that! It's about being hardcore. That skinny punk wouldn't know the first thing about being......um.....Sum Guy? What are you looking at?"
(Sure enough Sum Guy is wide eyed in fear at something standing just behind Paul. Paul turns around and WHAMMO! Right in the melon with an EZ Bake Oven! It turns out the culprit is..................me! Huzzah! Paul tries to clear the cobwebs but UC is right on top of him and gives Paul the Sugar Fix through a card table. It just so happens a referee walks by and UC makes the cover. Automatically the ref counts to three. UC jumps up and scoops the Toolshed belt off the floor. As he does it a graphic in the corner pops up.)
One! *ding*
(UC puts his new championship belt around his waist and walks over to Sum Guy.)
UC: "Well, that was easy. Let me ask you something, bozo. Since I'm the new champion that means what I say goes, right?"
Sum Guy: "Well, I guess so."
UC: "Perfect! I want two cheerleaders and a barrel of Oreos delivered to my dressing room! Chop chop!"
(UC looks down at the Toolshed belt.)
UC: "So, what does this thing do anyway?"
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 9, 2005 5:23:22 GMT -5
*Spaz is walking down the hall he sees Chocula running towards his dressing room with a barrell of Oreo's on his shoulder & the Toolshed belt around his waist.*
S: *As Choc heads into his dressing room*What an idiot.
UC: Hey! I heard that!
*Spaz just turns & walks away. He is stopped by Sum Guy.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy & I wash my hair with motor oil. I am here with Spaz who is now 2-1 up over Eddie Omega.
S: Damn straight Guy. I am so close to winning back the OX Title I can almost smell it. Wait that is just Chocula's EZ Bake Oven. But anyway I'm damn close. Soon Eddie will feel The Shockwave! Just like Maelstrom became the Tri-State Champ Spaz will become the OX Champ. Eddie can't beat me this has been proven. He is running scared. Just like the cheerleaders are from Chocula's dressing room.
*Two young ladies run screaming past covered in bits of Oreo.*
S: Man he is an idiot. Anyway back to Eddie. Look at him all he does is punch, clothesline & cheat, just like JBL except JBL is good at it Eddie is just a fraud how he won that belt was an insult to all the fans of the EWT & most of all an insult to all the Spazphiles! Soon his title reign will just be a bad memory just like David Arquette's! Believe The Hype Guy! I will be the next OX Division Champion.
SG: A fired up Spaz is ready for Eddie.
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Post by girlnextdoor on Nov 9, 2005 11:13:29 GMT -5
*A dark room is shown with a voice heard in the darkness, singing.* Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare? Will I lose my dignity Will someone care Will I wake tomorrow From this nightmare?
*The singing stops.*
I keep seeing the visions over & over again. There you stood. A box in your hands, repeating to me over & over again....silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
SILLY RABBIT!!!
TRIX ARE NOT FOR KIDS!!!!
ANYBODY CAN EAT THEM!!! YOU HEAR ME, ANYBODY!!!!
But no, you wouldn't give me the Trix. You thought you were cute because my favorite animal was a rabbit. You used to call me Bunny as a child. All this time, I thought you did it as a friend. BUT YOU DIDN'T!! YOU MOCKED ME!! YOU MOCKED MY RABBITS!!!
AND YOU WOULDN'T GIVE ME TRIX!!!
All I wanted to do was to eat breakfast. But you wouldn't let me. I had to go hungry at breakfast. I had...to go....hungry.
WELL, I ATE TRIX AS I GOT OLDER!!! AND YOU COULDN'T STOP ME!!! WHY?
BECAUSE, YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME!!!
Where were you? Where were you?
*Just then, the voice starts to fade as if she was singing again.*
Where were you Tell me Do you remember cuz I remember? Where were you (you)
A fresh pair of Tims Your very first charm on the chain How you just couldn't just wait till the weekend began Hook up with you friends and do it all again
Back when your first love was true You had her back she had yours Nobody dare disrespected cuz all of them knew To feel that way again there isn't thing that you wouldn't do
When Jay put the needle to the record Series 5 make it live with the message And MJ had to be the jacket Mine was plastic (plastic) (ghetto)
Where were you when Shaq left the Magic Season later meet with Kobe at the Lakers When you first got your 2-way pager Tell me where were you
When u first heard biggie or Pac And you knew you were blest with the best of hip-hop (where were you) When u first drove a brand new Benz Wood grain off the wall with all polished off rims (where were you) When your team came back with the ring With your crew rolling through you could do anything (where were you) On the night that the love of your love got a room (yeah)
When u first heard biggie or Pac And you knew you were blest with the best of hip-hop (where were you) When u first drove a brand new Benz Wood grain off the wall with all polished off rims (where were you) When your team came back with the ring With your crew rolling through you could do anything (where were you) On the night that the love of your love got a room making love while the feeling inside
Where were you Where were you Tell me where were you Tell me where you were Tell me where you were Baby Tell me where were you??
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 9, 2005 12:27:25 GMT -5
“A Pirate’s Life” begins to play, played by fife, and Capt. Lance, dancing a merry jig down the ramp. The crowd cheers, because how could you possibly boo a merry man such as he? “Come Dancing” hits, and Dave runs down the ramp, past the still jigging Coles, slides across the ring, falls off the apron, and stands up, yelling “I’M OKAY!” Lance rolls into the ring as Dave slides in, and the bell rings.
Dave and Lance clasp hands to start off, and Dave boots the Captain in the stomach, backs into the ropes, and flies off with a back elbow smash to Coles’ chest. Dave handsprings up and hits a pendulum elbow on Lance, and covers for a two count. As Dave gets up, Lance pulls Dave into a small package, but Dave kicks out at two. Dave grabs onto Lance’s arm as he gets up, steps around it, and falls into a cross armbreaker. After about 17 seconds, Dave lets go, and lets Lance get up.
Dave runs at Lance, who tosses him into the air, and lets him fall to the mat. Dave gets up on his knees, and clutches his abs. Lance puts Dave down with a running Yakuza kick, and covers for a two count. Dave slides out from under Lance, and wraps his legs around Lance’s neck, and takes him down with a headscissors. Dave puts his hands on his knees and rests for a bit, allowing Lance to get to his feet. Dave shuffles forth, and hits the not done in quite some time Supa Kick!
However, Captain Coles, do to his big brushy beard, is not affected. Lance swings forth with a clothesline, but Dave ducks, and pulls Lance into a Dragon Suplex. Dave rolls to his feet, and steps out to the apron, and launches into the air for the springboard Shooting Star Press. Dave hooks Lance’s leg, and gets the three count!
Dave rolls out of the ring, and slaps hands with fans on his way up, who cheer for the good, if somewhat short, match he has just given them.
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Post by craigkendo on Nov 9, 2005 15:02:10 GMT -5
*"Ich Will" hits. Holly, accompanied by Tony Chang, is out, as solemn as ever.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Mantioba, Canada, being accompanied to the ring by "The Viper", Tony Chang and representing the Connection, she is "Lady Spectacular", HOLLY VAUGHN!!!
*Holly gets into the ring as Tony Chang applauds her. He sucker-punches a random fan on a whim, smiling like a psycho.*
*A mysterious-sounding Japanese piece hits, and a cloud of smoke appears above the ring. Kikoko drops from it, and gracefully falls into the middle of the ring, landing on her knees. She gets up, and does a ninja kata.*
Chimel: And her opponent, from the mountains of Japan, KiiiiKOKO!!!!
*The crowd, stunned by the flashy entrance, gives Kikoko a good pop. Kikoko, however, is tripped up by Tony Chang, who grabs her leg through the ropes. The bell sounds, and the match is underway.
Holly Vaughn runs at Kikoko and dropkicks her in the face. Holly then goes over to her, and locks in a rear naked choke. Kikoko uses her agility to flip out of it, landing on her feet. She awaits Holly to get to her feet, and then lands a mysterious spinning head-scissors that manages about six full turns. Holly eventually flips over, landing on her back. She headsprings up, and charges at Kikoko, but she gets an armdrag for her troubles. Kikoko tries to hit a somersault leg drop, but Holly counters by rolling sideways, making Kikoko hit nothing. Holly then locks in a sleeper to Kikoko, and Kikoko struggles with it until springing to her feet, and leaping up in the air to hit an ASAI DDT ONTO HOLLY!!!
Kikoko headsprings up, and does a ninja kata to a good pop. She makes her way to the turnbuckle, and runs up it (A la Neo in the Matrix.), hitting a moonsault onto Holly. She goes for the pin.
1, 2...
Holly kicks out. Kikoko gets up, and meditates in a standing position. Holly springs her legs up and wraps them around Kikoko's neck, trying for a hurricanrana, but Kikoko counters with an elbow drop onto Holly's back. Kikoko goes around to Holly's front, and calls for a SHINING WIZARD!! She runs at Holly, but Holly somehow counters with a powerbomb!!! Holly gets up, and observes Kikoko as she gets up, holding her back in pain. Holly then nonchalantly kicks Kikoko in the gut, doubling her up, before lifting her up for the same move she hit on Anita (The Beach Break) Which she now calls the FINAL CONNECTION!!!!!
Holly then goes for the pin, confident her new finisher did the job.
1, 2, 3!!!!
WINNER: "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn!!!!
*Post-match, Tony Chang gets into the ring, and raises Holly's hand in victory. He grabs the mic.*
Chang: You see that, Ice Queen? THAT is exactly what your precious miss White will feel over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you accept to our challenge!!! And if you want another demonstration, HERE IT IS!!!!
*Tony Chang goes over to Kikoko, downed by the Final Connection, but she swiftly hits a low-blow before throwing down a package that explodes in a puff of smoke. When the smoke clears, she is gone. Chang looks around, then kicks at the turnbuckle in frustration. Holly Vaughn picks up the microphone.*
Holly: Calm yourself, disciple. I am sure that the heathens know fully well what I am capable of doing. It is clear that the Ice Queen will accept. If she does not, I am afraid that we will have to submit Miss White to the fullest of our arsenal. It is...an interesting situation, to say the least. (Holly pauses) I wish to leave this arena now, Mr. Chang. I wish of you to escort me.
*Chang slaps the turnbuckle again before leading Holly out of the ring as "Ich Will" plays.*
*FADE TO COMMERCIAL*
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