DQorDie
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by DQorDie on Oct 20, 2005 21:28:57 GMT -5
We are now in the back with Sum Guy as we here a lot of noise going on in another room.
Sum Guy: Hi, I’m Sum Guy & I have eaten placenta. And I am here with an impromtu Sum Report. It seems there is a disturbance in the back. Let us see what is happening.
Before Sum Guy could even open the door to the locker room the door is busted wide open. We now see Marty Taylor in his hippie getup featuring the fake afro wig with African patterned headband around it along with small sunglasses, dasheeki, & peace sign medallion around his neck. Along with him is a white guy with a very fake Hogan tan, long black wig, dressed up like an Indian sage with a white robe on, along with Dick Slater in a chef’s hat, & Senor Splash from past EWT promos that went nowhere.
SG: Hey aren’t you Marty Taylor, a fake Indian guy, Dick Slater, & a washed up luchador?
Marty Taylor: No, yes, yes, & yes!
SG: No?
MT: NO!
SG: Uuuuh....No to what?
MT: What you asked about me.
SG: Uuuuh what was it again?
MT: MY NAME!
SG: Ooooooh. Who are you?
MT: I was Marty Taylor.
SG: Oooooh. You were? Well uh....who are you now?
MT: You can call me....Paraslice. As in Paradise by the slice. Ain’t that right,”DELICIOUS” DICK[/I]?!
”Delicious” Dick Slater: *in a girlish...yet rough....squeal* Oooooh yeah!
Paraslice: Now get out of my way because in the coming days I am going to make an impact in the EWT & it won’t be in that ring. And Paul Podanski....you better take notice because Paraslice is gonna show you what Peace, Love, & Pastrami is all about!!!
Sum Guy gets pushed by all members of Paraslice’s new clique as we exit the segement.
SG: Well I’m Sum Guy & after that trampling I agree. Odor Eater’s feet do smell sweeter.
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 20, 2005 23:08:53 GMT -5
*Nidia's music plays as she walks down towards the ring, wearing a bikini.*
Chimel: The following contest is a bikini hardcore match. Making her way to the ring first is-
*Chrysta,wearing her fur coat, runs up from behind Nidia and slams a chair into her back. Nidia falls to the ground, and Chrysta slams the chair into her stomach. Chrysta grabs Nidia by the head and drags her into the ring. She places the chair over Nidia's neck, and Chrysta goes to the top rope and slams the chair onto Nidia's throat! Nidia begins to cough up blood, and Chrysta places her foot onto Nidia's chest. The ref calls for Chrysta to get off of Nidia, but Chrysta yells for him to make the count. Sadly, he does so.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and the ref calls for the EMTs to come down to ringside. Chrysta gets out of the ring and grabs a mic from Chimel.*
Chrysta: I understand very well this was a bikini hardcore match. Let's just say I'm wearing it under my fur coat. Understand, though, Curly, that I am an Ice QUEEN, and shall not degrade myself to wear such a revealing outfit! But to the Connection...I think I have proved myself worthy of joining into your little club, yes?
*Camera goes over to the EMTs still working on Nidia, still coughing up blood.*
Chrysta: Keep this in mind, Connection...because this IS the true power of the Ice Queen!
*Chrysta drops the mic and heads into the back as Senzafine plays over the PAs.*
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 21, 2005 1:59:58 GMT -5
Paul Podanski is walking down the hall, his title around his neck again. Suddenly, Crash Holly runs up from behind and tries to tackle him. Paul isn't affected and turns around, lifting up and slamming Crash into the concrete floor with a powerbomb. As he lays there, Hoss Matthews walks up from behind.
Hoss: Excuse me Mr. Podanski?
Paul: If you want to try to take my title, go right ahead. I'll just beat your ass till it bleeds.
Hoss Matthews backs up a bit and looks a little nervous.
Hoss: No! I'm just curious... what's your opinion on this group that's been seen around the EWT. The one led by Marty Taylor... the brother or somethin of the man you beat at Crapmania II.
Paul looks at Hoss and thinks a bit, moving out of the way as Rhyno tries to gore him and instead connects with the wall. He thinks a bit.
Paul: Well... he should know by now that I defend my title anytime... anywhere. If you want it so damn bad Marty... or Paraslice? What the hell kind of name is that anyway? Just come and get me. You and your whole group of clowns. I'll beat all four of you down... and anyone else that wants to try to take my belt. I said I'd defend it 24/7 and I meant it! You can try and pin me while I'm sleeping... you can get me drunk and knock me out, or you can even kill me if you really want this belt!
Hoss: But isn't it true you pretty much stole the belt.
Paul: Look Hoss... what was Tim going to do with a toolbelt in the hospital? They probably would've taken it off of him anyway.
Hoss: I guess so... but they probably would have eventually given it back.
Paul looks at Hoss again and catches Johnny Parisi who's attempting a crossbody and flings him to the floor with a fall away slam. He gets back up and dusts himself off.
Paul: Well I can't stay any longer to talk Hoss... especially to someone like you. And as for you Paraslice, you want me so damn bad, there's a Pay Per View coming up, why don't you face me man to man... or you can try to sneak up on me and get your sorry ass kicked. Now get outta my way blowdry, Podanski's gonna get toasted.
Paul shoves Hoss into the path of Albert who gives him a scissors kick. Paul quickly exits as Hoss lays on the floor rolling around in pain.
Fade to commercial.
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Post by pta on Oct 21, 2005 2:11:25 GMT -5
As we come back from commercial, we see Chance Confidence in the P.T.A. Lockeroom, getting pumped and ready for his match. He's wearing a pair of royal purple tights with his name printed in gold on the back. Principal Pain and Canceler are watching nearby.
Pain: Alright then... my loyal Teacher's Aide. Tonight, you will be in you're first EWT Cage Match. If last week was any indication though, this King Kong Bundy should be a walk in the park for you.
Confidence smirks and looks voer, nodding in response.
Chance: Exactly. This twit has no idea what he's in for. he has no way of knowing that he is dealing with perfection... flawlessness... the most confident wrestler in the EWT. Forget Dorf... DSR... Spaz... Ultimo Chocolate... the real superstar and most deserving in the EWT is Chance... Confidence.
Pain looks at him and nods in agreement.
Pain: Well, I suppose that is true. There has never been... and there will never be... someone as Confident... as Chance Confidence. Well at least this week,myself and The Canceler have a pair of slightly respectable opponents in the Right to Censor. Shame we'll have to crush them so... easily.
The Canceler grunts and and nods as Pain speaks.
Chance: Yes yes... that's all fine and dandy. And of course I'll be there watching... commentating... announcing... and doing everything so those that are unworthy of speaking of the P.T.A. will be unallowed to.
Principal Pain nods and sits down, followed by Canceler.
Chance: I'd ask you to wish me luck... but really, do you think I'll need it?
Confidence walks over to the wall and pulls down and puts on his royal blue robe and sits down as well, the three waiting patiently for their matches.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 21, 2005 4:26:33 GMT -5
RA: The following contest is the 2nd match in a best of 5 series for the EWT OX Division Championship!!
*Party Starter hits & Spaz heads to the ring high fiving fans as he goes.*
RA: From Sydney, Australia, Weighing in at 216 lbs he is leading 1-0 in the series, the challenger Spaz!!
*Remedy hits & Eddie Omega heads to the ring getting booed all the way by the fans.*
RA: From Washington D.C, weighing in at 260 lbs he is the EWT OX Division Champion Eddie Omega!!
*The bell rings & Omega slaps Spaz across the face, Spaz tackles Omega & starts to lay in to him with rights & lefts. Omega tries to cover up & the ref steps in to break it up. As he is talking to Spaz Omega grabs Spaz's head & lands a Swinging Neckbreaker. Spaz gets up slowly as Omega grins to himself. The two lock up & Spaz gets the upper hand he whips Omega into the corner chest first & as he bounces back Spaz dropkicks him in the back of the head. The fans cheer as Omega's head snaps forward in a whiplashing effect. He falls to the ground & Spaz goes for a cover.*
1 2 NO!!
*Omega kicks out with authority. Spaz pulls Omega to his feet & throws him hard into the corner he starts chopping away at his chest. After a few chops Omega fights back & he nails Spaz with a Short Arm Clothesline. Omega is starting to win the power game over Spaz. He drops the leg on Spaz's chest & tries for a cover.*
1 2 KICKOUT!!
*Spaz isn't finished yet. Both men get to a vertical base & Spaz hits Omega from nowhere with a Down Under DDT! The force of the DDT sends Omega out to the floor. Spaz rolls out after him & lifts him up. He whips Omega hard into the guard rails. Omega is groggy & Spaz goes to the top rope. He dives off but Omega has it scouted & gets out of the way. Spaz comes down hard on his chest on the rail. Omega smiles as he pulls Spaz up by the hair. He whips Spaz hard into the rail again. He then picks Spaz up & goes to whip him into the Steel Steps but Spaz reverses it whipping Omega towrds the steps but the ref gets caught & is sandwiched hard between Omega & the Steps.*
*Omega rolls back into the ring & Spaz follows the two are brawling when Spaz ducks a punch & grab Omega around the waist. The crowd rise as they know what is coming. One German Suplex, followed by a 2nd & a 3rd. And Spaz rises to his feet & signals the end is here. He heads to the corner & climbs the TB. He leaps off & nails Omega with a Shooting Star Press!! He hooks the leg & has Omega covered for at least a 5 count but the ref is still on the ground at ringside. Spaz gets up & reaches down to try & revive the ref. He doesn't see Omega grabbing the OX Title. Omega spins Spaz around & blasts him in the head with the title. Spaz is out & the crowd boo as Omega revives the ref & covers Spaz.*
1........... 2........... 3!!
*Remedy hits as a still groggy ref raises Omega's hand. Omega quickly rolls out of the ring & heads to the back. As he reaches the top of the ramp he stops to pose to the crowd. Spaz is starting to come to & he realises what has happened. He stares at Omega & slams his fist into the mat. As we cut to commercial.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 21, 2005 4:54:01 GMT -5
*We are backstage in the corridor walking with Maelstrom, he is looking fairly annoyed, he still carries his half of the Tri-State Title on his shoulders, in his hand is a piece of paper. Maelstrom comes up to a door, which is revealed to be Curly Long's office, the APA are listening to the big game on the radio whilst playing cards. A small cloud of smoke is in the air from there cigars. Curly Long is at his desk he is wathcing the recent events of the EWT on a small TV .. Maelstrom walks in . .*
TELEVISION: . . *Chrysta's voice* . this was a bikini hardcore match . . *tv loses reception* . . . I'm wearing it under my fur coat . . . *tv loses reception again* . . Curly, that I am an ICE QUEEN! . . *sounds of the crowd* . . degrade myself to wear such a revealing outfit! But to the Connec *TV flicks off*
CURLY LONG: Dammit, she didn't want to play . . . oh well maybe next time she'll warm up a bit . . .
*Curly looks up to find Maelstrom staring a hole through him*
CURLY: ah Maelstrom, is there a problem? . . has one of your fish died? . . is Billy pestering you for another secret-rendevous? . . *Curly winks* . . or are you after some of Curly Long's brand of fun? . . heheh
*Maelstrom slams the piece of paper down on Curly's desk, Curly nearly jumps out of his seat with shock!*
CURLY: . . yipes . . What is this? . . .
MAELSTROM: Its a contract for a match . . a match to finnally decide things . . . a final decider on who the real Tri-State Champion is!
*Curly looks at the contract, he then pushes it away.*
MAELSTROM: Hey! are you trying to slow the current? the Tri-State Title has to be defended at "We Couldn't Be Arsed with a Name" . .
CURLY: Sure . . sure it does . . but Merc is not here to confirm he will defend . .
*Maelstrom smashes his fist on the desk, the small TV falls to the floor smashing,Curly looks sadly at the broken set and then angrily back at Maelstrom*
MAELSTROM: If I Hear that name linked with the Tri-State Title again, I'm going to go out to where he is on holiday and drown his sorry ass! . .
*Curly regaining some confidence stands up, but as he is only 3ft he can barely be seen over the desk, so Curly climbs back onto his chair and stands up on it, he then points at Maelstrom*
CURLY: Look little man, no one orders me the Midget King around! . . and anyway even though I'd love to sign this match . . if I do, Merc will bury me in a car park or worse . .
MAELSTROM: . . but Curly you shouldn't be worrying about what Merc will do to you when he gets back . . . you should be more concerned about what I'm going to do to you now if you don't make the match!!
*Curly sits back on his chair, and signals to the APA to deal with his problem, unfortunatly Maelstrom has seen Curly's signal and turns to face the APA, who are about ready to attack. Maelstrom then pulls out a wad of notes from his pocket*
MAELSTROM: hold up there fellas, $1000 to not attack me this time . . . and i'll even buy a round of drinks afterwards . .
*The APA think about this for a minute . . and then take the money and walk off, Maelstrom turns back to the defenceless midget*
MALESTROM: Now its just you and me small fry! . . and here's whats going to happen at "We Couldn't Be Arsed with a Name" . .
* Maelstrom moves closer to Curly an imposing shadow falls across him. Curly terrified picks up a pen*
(cut to commercial for a Nyrds promotional video)
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Post by craigkendo on Oct 21, 2005 5:25:15 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Portland Oregon, TORI!
*Tori makes her way through the pool, and climbs into the ring. She throws her hands up to no reaction.
*"Ich Will" hits, and Holly Vaughn, accompanied to the ring by "The Viper" Tony Chang. Both of them hold their arms out in prayer before walking deliberately slowly to the pool area.
Announcer: And from Canada, accompanied to the ring by "The Viper" and fellow Connection member, Tony Chang, "Lady Spectacular", HOLLY VAUGHN!!!
*Holly waits patiently at poolside whilst Chang steals a lounger, and places it against the ring for Holly to climb and get into the ring. Holly patiently waits for the bell.
The bell sounds, and the match is underway. Tori immediately charges at Holly, attempting a spear, but Holly counters with a drop-toe hold, and applies a chinlock. Holly eventually gets to her feet, and stomps away on Tori. Tori trips up Holly, grabbing her leg, and attempts a leg-lock, which is countered as Holly pushes her away into the turnbuckle. Tori bounces out, back towards Holly, and Holly pulls off a release German Suplex.
Holly calmly gets up and observes Tori, pushing herself up from the ground. Holly sees this, and calmly pulls off a dropkick to the face. With Tori down, Holly climbs the turnbuckle, ready to go for the Deadly DDT, but Tori, out of desperation, shakes the ropes, causing Holly to flip off...but land on her feet. Tori doesn't see this happen, and when she turns around, she sees Holly staring at her and, frightened, attempts a right hand.
This is blocked by Holly, and she lifts up Tori for a Samoan drop. With Tori once again down, Holly leaps up onto the turnbuckle, and patiently awaits Tori to get to her feet. As Tori groggily does so, Holly leaps off with a moonsault, catching Tori for the DEADLY DDT! Holly goes for the pin.
1, 2, 3!
WINNER: "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn.
*Post match, Tony Chang goes into the ring to celebrate with her, and then the two notice Tori, collapsed on the floor. Holly grabs Tori by the hair, and drags her to the side of the ring. She then pushes Tori out of the ring under the ropes, trapping one foot in the middle and bottom ropes so that Tori is effectively drowning in the pool!!!! Holly then places her foot down onto Tori's chin, keeping her head underwater as Tori thrashes around for air. Holly is calm about this, and Tony Chang is laughing maliciously. Eventually, Holly puts her foot away, and releases Tori's leg, sending her splashing into the pool. Lifeguards/EMTs drag Tori's unconcious body from the pool and try desperately to resucitate her. Tony Chang grabs the microphone.
TC: So, there's been talk of Chrysta, the "Ice Queen" wanting to join The Connection. Well, first off, what makes you think we need another member? We are as elite as we can possibly be right now! FURTHERMORE...
*"Ich Will" hits again, and Craig Kendo, leader of The Connection, is out. He has a microphone of his own, and Tony Chang fearfully drops his.
Craig Kendo: *I* make the decisions here, disciple. You are indeed elite, but do not assume yourself to be above my teachings!!
*Tony Chang apologises profusely as Kendo continues.*
CK: Do not think that we haven't noticed the progress of the self-proclaimed Ice Queen. Despite what the disciple says, he is very much impressed with your abilities...as are we all. Hence, I have a request. Miss Chrysta, you must face an Ultimate challenge. Face our scion, Holly Vaughn, in the ring, and we shall see if you can pass the challenge. Only then may you join our ranks. Our message must be delivered. Come, disciples, we have much to discuss....
*Tony Chang and Holly Vaughn walk past the body of Tori, recovering from being half-drowned. Tony Chang, in an attempt to release his frustration, brings his heel down hard on Tori's stomach before yelling at the EMTs and joining his fellow members to the back.
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 21, 2005 8:43:14 GMT -5
*we return to the ring after a short commercial break*
JOSH MATTHEWS: Hi Everyone, that was one hell of a brutal beating that Tori took but the word from the EMT's is that she will be ok . . but now our next . .
*before he can finish his sentence a huge tower of fire appears at the stage and out walks Kane! . . he is carrying a wooden boat, which he uses to cross the swimming pool and enter the ring*
JOSH MATTHEWS: IT's KANE!! . . He's here to give out some pain!
*Josh gets a slap from Jesse Ventura for such bad rhyming, meanwhile Kane does his raise the arms, drop and watch the corners burst into flame trick . . . the water steams from the intense heat*
JOSH: . . I thisk you've looshened a tuff Jesh . . .
JESSE: . .Oh sorry . . let me help you . .
*Jesse smacks Josh again knocking the tooth out completely, as smoke rises from the main stage indicating the imminent arrival of Maelstrom*
JOSH: Well at least now I can speak normally again . . SO Jesse, Kane versus MAelstrom your thoughts?
JESSE: Well these two men are monsters and I feel its going to be a brutal match up with plenty of big power moves . .
*'Apocalypse Please" resounds throughout the arnea, the smoke rises and there is Maelstrom, the man who claims he should be the Tri-State champion . . Maelstrom walks to the edge of the pool. He dives straight in and effortlessly swims to the ring*
JOSH: Jesse do you think Maelstrom might have an advantage today as the ring is surrounded with water, while Kane is normally associated with fire?
JESSE: Very doubtful Josh, this isn't dungeons and dragons and these two well built muscle heads are certainly not going to be rolling a dice to see who strikes first. . .
JOSH: Well it looks like they've already started. . .
*Bell Rings*
Indeed the two men start to trade blows with one another staright off the bat, neither one wanting to give an inch. Maelstrom rears back and nails a mighty forearm to the face, staggering Kane, but not knocking him down. Kane returns the favour with a savage uppercut which nearly takes Maelstrom off his feet, but he does not fall. Instead he returns with a haymaker of a punch which knocks Kane into the ropes. MAelstrom capitilises on this with a clothesline, knocking Kane into the water with a splash. The Ref starts to count as Kane rises to the surface . .
1 . .2 . .3 . . 4. . 5 .
Kane climbs back in the ring and manages to block a Maelstrom punch, and hits back with one of his own. Back inside the squared circle they tie up. Kane gains the leverage and whips Maelstrom into the ropes and slams him down with a big powerslam . . cover . .
1,2 . .
Kick out by Maelstrom. Kane keeps up the pressure with a few stomps and then lifts Maelstrom up and hits a stun gun on the ropes. Maelstrom remains hanging as Kane bounces off the ropes and catches Maelstrom in the head with a big boot, knocking him into the pool. The Ref starts the ten count . .
1 . . 2 . . 3 . . 4 . . 5 . . 6 . . 7 . .
Maelstrom clambers back into the ring and is met with a knee to the chest, Kane sets up for a powerbomb! . . but Maelstrom counters and back tosses Kane over the top rope and into the pool. The Ref begind to count, wait . . Maelstrom bounces off the ropes, he leaps . .
JOSH MATTHEWS: OH MY GOD!!
. . . and hits a Shooting Star Press off the top rope onto Kane in the swimming pool below!
*A Holy S***! chant starts up from the crowd*
JOSH: That man is approaching 7ft in height and weighs nearly 300lbs, this is why Maelstrom shold be a champion here in the EWT!
. . Maelstrom emerges from the water and into the ring . . but where is Kane? . . the Ref counts as concerned fans scan the pool's depths . .
1 . . 2 . . 3 . . 4 . . 5 . . 6 . . 7 . . 8 . . 9 . .
Suddenly Kane emerges from the other side of the ring. He quickly climbs in to the ring and charges Maelstrom.
JOSH: He must have swum under the ring Jesse . .
JESSE: Yeah, I tell ya he may be big and bad but he's smart too! . .
Kane catches Maelstrom off guard and hammers away with some clubbing blows, followed by a big bodyslam. Kane laughs at Maelstrom as he raises his hand for the chokeslam. Maelstrom is on his feet, Kane locks his fingers around his throat! . . Chokeslam!! . . cover . .
1,2,3 . .
JOSH: No! Maelstrom has kicked out!!
Kane can't believe it he goes to argue with the referee that it was three. Kane hasn't noticed Maelstrom is back on his feet . . Kane turns . .boot to the gut . . WHIRLPOOL!!
1,2,3.
*Bell Rings*
*Maelstrom clerbrates in the ring as a series of previously unseen fountains spring into life! Maelstrom holds his half of the Tri-State Title up to the crowd who cheer in responce*
JOSH: Well there you have it folks, is this man the next Tri-State Champion . . only the Tide can tell us that one . . . and now a word from our sponsors . .
(cuts to commercials)
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Post by scbg on Oct 21, 2005 15:19:18 GMT -5
Raskall and Trunk are in their locker room preparing for their match, when Kristina enters, looking very distraught.
Kristina: Rick! Have you seen the match board for this week?
Raskall: Nah. You know we don't bother with that.
Kristina: I really think you should look.
Raskall: What is it, babe? Has that mean ol' Curly booked us in a mean ol' match again?
Kristina: No! He's booked ME in a match!
Raskall: Wait a minute, Curly knows you're not even a wrestler. There's gotta be some reason he'd do that. ... Wait a minute, don't tell me he's booked you in a match with Linda Ragnal for the GND championship!
Kristina: No! He's put me in a Tables match!
Raskall: With Linda Ragnal?
Kristina: No! With the Dudley Boyz!
Kristina wraps her arms around Raskall and starts sobbing. Raskall's smile quickly turns sour.
Raskall: Oh, that's IT! Curly can screw with me, he can try to screw with big Trunk, but NOBODY screws with my woman but ME!
Kristina: Oh God! What am I going to do?
Raskall: Okay, listen. We've got a match coming up, and when we're done with that, we promise we'll give you a hand. Now you just stay here, and watch our match on the TV. (flips on the TV) C'mon Trunk, let's take care of business.
Raskall and Trunk exit. Kristina has calmed down somewhat. She turns her attention to the TV, where the match is about to begin.
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Post by scbg on Oct 21, 2005 16:20:56 GMT -5
A very patriotic anthem plays over the PA system as Sgt. Slaughter and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan enter the arena.
Howard Finkel: The following TAG TEAM contest is scheduled for ONE fall! Coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 580 pounds, the team of Sgt. Slaughter and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well, a veteran tag team here, is Hacksaw and the Sarge! Let's see how they fare in tonight's EWT tag team matchup!
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: These guys sure are veterans of the mat wars, but they're really going to have to step it up if they're gonna have a chance against this young tag team of Raskall and Trunk!
Gorilla: They've only been around for a few weeks, but Raskall and Trunk have certainly made an impact, although I disagree with some of their methods.
"Hair of the Dog" blasts over the PA system as Raskall and Trunk enter the arena.
Finkel: And at a combined weight of 515 pounds, Raskall and Trunk!
Gorilla: And here they are, Raskall and Trunk!
Heenan: You know, Rick Raskall is really worried about his girlfriend being put in a Tables match tonight. I offered for her to come over to my locker room to make her feel better.
Gorilla: Will you stop!
Heenan: Just saying...
Gorilla: Well, the matchup is just about underway, and there's the bell!
Trunk and Slaughter start out the match. Slaughter tries for a test of strength, but Trunk boots him in the gut, then clubs him on he neck. He goes for a quick cover.
Gorilla: And this one could be over quickly! 1...2..no.
Trunk drops an elbow on Slaughter and picks him up. He whips him to the ropes and high-knees him in the chin.
Heenan: Good thing Sarge's chin is so big. It absorbed a lot of that impact.
Gorilla: Going for the cover again! 1...2..no.
Trunk picks up Slaughter and whips him to the corner. He tries for a clothesline, but Slaughter dodges and dives into his corner, where he tags in Hacksaw. With a loud "HOOOOOOO!!!!", Hacksaw enters the ring and begins stomping around. Trunk is unimpressed and boots him in the face.
Gorilla: That wasn't a smart move by the Hacksaw!
Heenan: Duggan should thank him for that! He just knocked his eyes back into place!
Gorilla: Will you please stop!
Trunk goes over and tags in Raskall. Raskal goes over to where Duggan is lying and wipes his foot on Duggan's face.
Gorilla: A total lack of respect on the part of Rick Raskall there.
Heenan: What's the matter? Bossman's mom probably did her business outside before the show. Raskall stepped in it and just needed a place to wipe it off.
Gorilla: Do you want me to throw you outta here?
Heenan: You've threatened me with that enough times. You're never actually gonna do it.
Raskall starts beating on Hacksaw's head. After a few blows, Hacksaw starts shaking them off. He gets to his feet and glares right at Raskall.
Gorilla: Hacksaw is staring a hole right through Rick Raskall!
Heenan: Actually, he's staring one hole through Raskall, and one hole through that concession booth up in the stands.
Hacksaw drops Raskall with a shoulderblock, and then another. He then "HOOOOO"s and winds up his arm, then gets into the three-point stance.
Gorilla: Here it comes, Brain! That big three-point tackle!
Heenan: Look out, Rick!
Hacksaw goes for the Three-Point Tackle, but Raskall dodges and nails him with a superkick.
Heenan: He calls that baby the Bang 'n' Blame! Hacksaw dropped like a ton of bricks!
Raskall tags in Trunk, who grabs Hacksaw. He lifts Hacksaw over his head for the Puncture Press.
Heenan: Here we go! It's all over!
Trunk nails the Puncture Press! Slaughter tries to enter the ring, but Raskall clotheslines him out, and falls out of the ring with him. The referee makes the count.
1...2...3!
Heenan: He got him!
Gorilla: And you can call it a day for Hacksaw and the Sarge. They just didn't have what it took to beat the younger team.
Heenan: Of course they didn't! Raskall and Trunk are as good as any seasoned veteran you'll see in this...wait, what's going on here?
Suddenly, Earthquake and Typhoon appear from the crowd, climbing the barrier (somehow) and entering the ring.
Gorilla: It's the Natural Disasters! What are they doing here?
Heenan: Don't ask me! I'm as surprised as you are!
Earthquake and Typhoon start pounding on Trunk, leaving him in the corner. Typhoon leaves the ring and recovers Raskall. Quake and Typhoon prop up Raskall and Trunk at opposite corners, then run straight at them, squashing them.
Gorilla: I can't believe what I'm seeing! The Natural Disasters are destroying Raskall and Trunk!
Trunk drops to the canvas, and Typhoon rolls him to the center of the ring. Quake stands in position, then starts jumping around Trunk.
Gorilla: Uh oh, we know what this means!
Heenan: No! Don't do it!
Quake goes off one rope, then the opposite. He drops onto Trunk with a vicious Earthquake splash!
Gorilla: And the big splash by Earthquake! What's next?
Heenan: I think we're about to find out!
Typhoon grabs Raskall and places him on top of Trunk. He then goes off the rope and leaps in the air, and crushes both of them with a huge splash!
Gorilla: Oh my God, this is a heinous act! What could've driven these two men to do this?
Meanwhile, Kristina is watching the match on TV. She is in shock as to what is happening.
Heenan: I don't know, but I bet Raskall and Trunk won't let them do it again, I can tell you that!
Suddenly, "Movin' On Up" plays on the PA system, as Curly Long enters the arena.
Gorilla: Oh, now it's all coming together. I see what's going on. Here comes our acting General Manager, looking as smug as ever.
Heenan: And as short as ever. By the time he gets to the ring, it'll be the Second Coming.
Gorilla: Will you stop!
Curly is in the ring with the Natural Disasters flanking him.
Curly: Hello, boys! How's your day been? I don't know if you've met Earthquake and Typhoon before, but it's nice of you guys to get acquainted. Now, I believe your little girlfriend has a match tonight, so you better make sure she's ready. Because there's no way you guys will be back out here tonight. C'mon guys, let's discuss your payment.
Curly climbs onto Quake's shoulders, and the three of them exit.
Gorilla: Would you believe it! The Natural Disasters were working for Curly Long the whole time!
Heenan: General Manager Long. Show the boss some respect.
Gorilla: He just orchestrated an attack on your favorite tag team, Brain.
Heenan: Hey, you're right! Get that little Oompa Loompa and give 'im what's coming to him!
Gorilla: Well, while the Brain has his latest filibuster, let's turn it over to Sean Mooney, at the Event Center!
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Post by Oceanic on Oct 21, 2005 16:49:55 GMT -5
Oceanic comes out from the back to a decent sized pop. She stops at the ramp and checks out the pool surrounding the ring. She puts her foot in the water and splashes it around a little before walking across the ramp into the ring. Mountain Fiji comes out from the back as all the guys in the audience who've never seen her before say "Whooooaaaaa......" Fiji gets into the ring and the two measure each other up. Fiji dwarfs Oceanic easily. The bell rings and they tie up. Fiji throws Oceanic down to the mat. Oceanic gets back up and they tie up again but Fiji tosses her down again. Oceanic stands back up and thinks up a new strategy. Fiji goes for another tie up but Oceanic goes behind and goes after Fiji's legs with some hard kicks. Fiji wobbles a bit but she's still standing. Oceanic runs off the ropes and dropkicks Fiji in the chest. Fiji is still up so Oceanic runs again but Fiji clotheslines her down. Oceanic gets back up but Fiji scoops her and carries her around the ring like a sack of potatoes before slamming her in the center of the ring. Fiji goes for a splash but Oceanic rolls out of the way. Fiji staggers up and Oceanic knees her in the head a few times to get her disoriented. Oceanic measures Fiji for an elbow strike but Fiji catches her with a choke slam. Fiji goes for the win. 1............. 2.............. Oceanic kicks out. Fiji whips Oceanic to the turnbuckles and she hits hard. Fiji charges for an avalanche but Oceanic moves out of the way sending Fiji crashing. Oceanic spin kicks Fiji in the stomach, doubling her over. Oceanic puts Fiji in a front face lock and tries to wear her down. Fiji picks Oceanic up on her shoulder and charges at the turnbuckle, hoping to squish Oceanic between. Oceanic lets go before impact and slides down Fiji's back, letting her crash into the turnbuckles again. Oceanic goes back to work on Fiji's legs with a series of stiff kicks hoping to knock her down. Fiji takes the kicks but won't fall. Oceanic runs the ropes again and Fiji tries to reverse with another clothesline, but Oceanic grabs her arm and rotates across Fiji's back, and plants her with a DDT, finally knocking Fiji down. Oceanic springboards off the second rope and nails a Lionsault and immediately jumps and lands a double legdrop across the stomach. She goes for a pin. 1....... 2.......... Fiji kicks out. Oceanic doesn't want Fiji to get back up so she locks in a Buffalo Sleeper www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves/Buffalo%20Sleeper.wmv on Fiji, hoping to make her submit. The move is wearing Fiji down but she's not blacking out or giving up. After a few minutes Fiji begins to stand up with Oceanic on her back. Fiji is fully upright with Oceanic clinging on her shoulders. Fiji grabs Oceanic and pulls her over, slamming her on the mat in front of her. As Oceanic gets up Fiji puts her in a bear hug and runs to the turnbuckles again, this time squishing her between Fiji and the buckles and knocking the air out of her. Fiji staggers a bit trying to get some of her senses back from the sleeper then climbs to the top rope. Oceanic stands up and climbs the buckles with her and they begin slugging it out. Fiji head butts Oceanic and she almost falls. Fiji grabs Oceanic by the hair looking to put her away but suddenly Oceanic knocks her hands away and throws Fiji from the top with a hurricanrana. Fiji hits the mat with a huge thud. Oceanic runs back up to the top rope and leaps off with a Superfly Splash. She hooks the leg and goes for the win. 1.............. 2.............. 3! Oceanic is announced the winner and she stands up still feeling the effects of the match. She calls for a microphone and someone tosses her one across the pool into the ring. "Hey Mia! I hope you were watching my match this week. This is just a sample of what I can do when some seven foot bozo doesn't interfere." "As you may know, we got a PPV coming up real soon. They're still adding matches and I want to be on it. Mia, all you have to do is say the word and we're there. You vs me, to find out who's the more deserving of a GND title shot. Don't make me beg, Mia. At CBAFAN, I want to prove to you, Toomi, and everyone else that I am the premier female athlete in the world."
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Oct 21, 2005 23:41:53 GMT -5
<"Longhorn” hits the EWT Arena to an unusual chorus of boos, as John “Bradshaw” Layfield makes his way out to the ring, in his patented white stretch limo. The familiar bells and cow moos enrage the EWT fans as they are already agitated with JBL>
Fink: Making his way to the ring… weighing in tonight at 290 pounds, a former WWE Champion… He is John… “Bradshaw” Layfield!!!
<JBL gets out of his limo, as the driver opens the door. He pulls up and is met by a voracious and deafening sound of boos from the crowd. He smiles, as usual, and slowly makes his way to the ring, through the middle of the pools, people throwing cups and cans at him, only barely missing. He is given a mic and he begins…>
JBL: It’s funny, A New York socialite like myself, dealing with a bunch of insignificant plebians such as the wrestlers and people and fans of the EWT! It’s sad, You all talk about your D-Boys… your DSRs… your Virgins! But in the end, it all comes down to one. Me. A WWWWRRESTLING…..
Music: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
<The familiar screams of Howard Jones and Robert Flynn echo through the arena, and it marks the entrance of Moxie. The dark lighting and a flashbang lights the arena up, as the crowd roars with approval. Moxie slowly walks down to the ring, as JBL starts again…>
JBL: Look at this, some Emo Goth guy… “We’re Hardcore here in the EWT!”
Pfft.
You’re nothing than a glorified Nick Mondo.You people cheer for a sad human being like him? You should be cheering for your WWWRESTLING…. GO- -
<Moxie sprints up into the ring and drops a forearm to the back of JBL’s head. He stomps a few times, and grabs the Indian strap from the ref, wrapping it around his hand, and the around JBL’s as well. He begins stomping on JBL and kicks his back a few times>
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the EWT, I’m Jim Ross, and with me tonight, is “The Peacebringer” Carl Guerrero.
Carl: Thanks JR, looks like JBL is getting what has been coming to him for a long, long time.
<Moxie pulls JBL up, as the bell rings, and throws him into the ropes, and as JBL bounces, Moxie is pulled with him, and hits a knee to the gut, sending JBL flying>
Carl: This match is an Indian strap match, and instead of pinfall, I believe Moxie has made it a win by knock-out only.
JR: Now that’s different…
<Moxie pulls JBL up again, and hits a quick European Uppercut. JBL bounces off the back ropes, and Moxie hits another, dropping JBL to his knees. Moxie hits JBL with a Mongolian Chop, sending JBL down to his stomach. Moxie pulls up JBL, and hits a knife edge chop, sending JBL reeling backwards. He pulls JBL’s chin up again, and hits a mighty openhanded slap. JBL drops to his knees again, and begs Moxie>
JR: What’s this?
<Dorf makes his way out to the ring, but he stops halfway down the entry way. He grabs the adjacent lawn chair, and plops it in the entry way. He sits down and starts drinking a Pina Colada>
<Moxie notices this, and leans over the ropes, pointing at Dorf. Dorf raises his hands, and waves his hands, showing he doesn’t want any trouble.>
JR: Looks like Dorf is trying to get some scouting done early…
Carl: It would seem so.
<Moxie turns around, as JBL pulls him closer and hits a Clothesline from Hell>
The Ref checks on Moxie, and he’s still conscious.
<JBL can’t believe it, and neither can Dorf, who is now standing up, after the intense count. JBL pulls Moxie up and hits a few strong punches, lefts and a big right. Moxie drops to one knee, and JBL kicks Moxie’s shoulder, knocking him down. JBL pulls Moxie up, and delivers a bodyslam. He goes for an elbow but Moxie rolls to the side. JBL slowly gets up, and Moxie kicks JBL’s knee. Moxie bounces off the nearest ropes, and hits a Shining Wizard!>
The Ref checks on JBL, and he’s slowly getting up.
<Moxie hits another Mongolian Chop on JBL, and JBL slowly gets up. Moxie pulls him up, and throws him into the ropes, following him as the band pulls him with it. JBL attempts a clothesline, and Moxie ducks, applying a sleeper. JBL reaches out for anything, but to no avail. Moxie gains his footing, and hits JBL with an overhead sleeper suplex!>
JR: Looks like Moxie is working on the head of JBL, possibly setting him up for the Super Fisherman’s DDT, The Oracle, or possibly for that Black Dragon DDT.
Carl: That’s smart on the part of Moxie, JBL hasn’t been right in the head since he lost his APA gimmick, might knock some sense into him.
<Moxie kicks the back of JBL, as JBL slowly gets back up. Moxie grapples with JBL, and kicks him in the gut. Moxie turns JBL to his side and throws JBL into a wrist-clutch pull, with JBL using his strength to pull Moxie off him. JBL then hits Moxie with a stiff right hand, sending Moxie staggering backward. Moxie braces himself, just in time for JBL to hit another stiff right hand, and a kick to the gut. JBL pulls Moxie up, and hits a vertical suplex.>
<JBL then pulls Moxie up, and kicks him in the stomach, and delivers a quick DDT. Then, JBL rolls to the outside, pulling Moxie’s lifeless body to the side of the apron with him. Dorf is seen cheering JBL on, and JBL nods in approval. JBL pulls Moxie out, JBL goes to hit Moxie, but it’s blocked, and Moxie hits a quick kick to the side of the head. Moxie pulls JBL closer, and hits a vicious European Uppercut. JBL lies over the railing, protecting the wrestlers from the water. Moxie seizes the opportunity, and hits a slingshot leg drop over the back of JBL, launching them both into the water!>
<After a minute of struggle, they both regain their footing and start brawling their way out of the water. JBL goes for a right hook, but Moxie ducks and locks in the “Million Dollar Dream”!>
<JBL struggles again, but Moxie again, braces himself and hits an overhead cobra clutch suplex!>
SELF HIGH FIVE!
JR: WHAT is THIS?!
Carl: DDP?!
<DDP makes his way towards Moxie, and nods.>
<Moxie kicks Page in the gut and delivers a “Diamond Cutter”, knocking DDP out and knocking him into the water>
Crowd: WHAT THE F***! WHAT THE F***!
<Moxie turns to JBL, and hits JBL with a right cross. He goes for a left jab, but it’s blocked by JBL, and Moxie immediately retaliates with a 360 clothesline! JBL’s down, and the ref checks JBL.>
JBL is still moving around, and the ref keeps the match going
<The fight is going on right in front of Dorf’s mini cabana, and Dorf just stands by… with his hands away, holding onto the EWT World Title.>
Moxie: C’mon Jibble! C’Mon…. DORF!
<Moxie makes a rude gesture at Dorf, and kicks the head of JBL. Moxie pulls JBL up and hits his “Quick Fix” DDT on the entryway. JBL is out, but Moxie pulls him back up, and drags him into the ring. JBL’s busted wide open, and Moxie is relentless on his kicks to the head. Moxie drops a quick knee on the face of JBL. Moxie pulls on the Indian Strap, and pulls it around JBL’s neck, pulling up on it while glaring into the eyes of Dorf, who is standing there, paranoid. Moxie drops JBL, who’s a mix of red and blue, and looks over and points at Dorf. Actually… he points right behind him…>
<It’s all about the Pentiums! Hits, and Dorf frantically turns around, he looks both back and forward…>
JR: The Nyrds! The Nyrds! But where are they?!
<Dorf frantically spins around and around looking for Joel and Mike, dropping his title. The ref runs down towards Dorf, trying to relax him, but the Ref inadvertently gets knocked down!>
<Moxie watches as Dorf’s paranoia takes advantage of him, and slips off his end of the Indian Strap. He slowly walks over to Dorf, who steps back from Moxie, and heads towards the back. Moxie is headed back towards the ring, when a gleam catches his eye. He grabs the EWT World Title, and raises it high in the air, to a chorus of cheers!>
<Moxie sets it back down and hikes back to the ring, slowly putting the strap back on his wrist. The ref regains his consciousness, and makes his way into the ring.>
<Dorf heads back out, after forgetting his belt, and sees Moxie standing in the ring opposite him.>
<Moxie turns JBL over, and wraps his head with the Indian Strap. He then turns JBL onto his stomach and locks in the Texas Cloverleaf!>
JR: BAH GAWD! Do you see that Carl?!
Carl: He’s using the strap for leverage! Moxie has the strap around JBL’s neck, and locked in the Texas Cloverleaf, dragging the strap around his shoulder, It’s choking him out! That’s a vicious set of maneuvers!
The ref calls for the bell, as JBL’s lifeless body is hanging there, his head from the strap, and his legs from Moxie’s Texas Cloverleaf
<Moxie points towards Dorf and stands up, still holding onto JBL’s purple head and body. With one hand, Moxie points to Dorf, and uses his thumb to scratch it along his throat.>
Fade out, with Dorf’s expressionless look
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Post by pta on Oct 22, 2005 6:12:45 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is a cage match. The only way to win is to escape the cage to the outside... which is a pool... still.
King Kong Bundy's Theme starts up and he slowly trudges out to the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction.
Announcer: Introducing first... weighing somewhere between 400 and 450 pounds, from Atlantic City New Jersey, King Kong Bundy!!!
Bundy slowly wades through the water and climbs into the ring awaiting his opponent. He doesn't have to wait to long. Soon familiar classical music starts up as Chance Confidence walks out from backstage, wearing his royal blue robe as usual.
Announcer: And his opponent, representing the P.T.A., weighing in at 218...
Confidence has already made his down to the ring now, snatching the microphone away from the nameless announcer and glares.
Chance: I thought I told you last week imbecile... that YOU ARE NOT WORTHY of announcing the greatness that is Chance... Confidence. Now then... why don't you go buy yourself a Danish... or frankfurter... or something else you fat repulsive slob. And leave the announcing... to someone worthy... myself.
THe crowd boos Chance heavily as he takes the Microphone, than kicks the announcers out of the ring literally... him making a rather huge splash.
Chance: Now then... introducing first... from the worst state in the United States... NEW JERSEY... in the worst city... of all cities... Atlantic City... weighing in at lord knows how much... he is the fattest piece of garbage I have ever laid my eyes upon... King Ding Dong Grundy...
Bundy looks over at Confidence and growls, the crowd booing with a few scattered smark cheers.
Chance: And introducing his opponent... weighing in at...
King Kong doesn't want to let him finish and charges forward, Confidence stepping out of the way and watching him slam face first into a turnbuckle. Confidence whacks him in the head with the microphone just before the bell rings. Bundy holds his head a bit as Confidence goes to work with some rather stiff chops to Bundy, but not with much effect. He attempts to counter with a shove, but Confidence avoids it with a back handspring and puts spaces between them.
Bundy runs forward again, but gets dropped to the mat thanks to a drop toe hold. By now the cage has lowered. As Bundy's head bounces off the mat again, Confidence takes advantage and grabs his right leg and stomps on it a few times, trying to ground the beast. Bundy grunts and tries to shake Confidence off, but he keeps his grip.
He soon goes down to the mat and starts locking in a leg lock, wrapping his own legs around the leg as he applies it. Bundy groans and continues rolling around on the mat, until Confidence breaks the hold. But before Bundy can get up, Confidence elaps up with a double stomp onto the leg area again, Bundy groaning and grabbing it. Confidence smirks and walks over, giving King Kong a cocky kick to the face. Bundy growls and starts rising up, limping a bit.
He grabs Confidence and lifts him up, attempting a scoop slam and slams Confidence down. He then stomps a bit at Confidence to weaken him as well. Eventually he lifts him back to his feet and goes for a suplex. Big Mistake as Confidence counters, dropping behind Bundy and then leaping up and nailing him with a pretty powerful dropkick to the back of his already hurting leg. Bundy groans and drops back down, now kneeling.
Confidence immediately backs up and runs forward, performing a mushroom stomp, but off of his head. As he lands, he bounces off the ropes and nails King kong with a stiff dropkick to the face. He goes back down to the mat. Confidence smirks and drop down, flexing for the crowd, who responds by booing. As he slowly rises back up, he runs forward and nails Bundy's still hurting leg once again with a flipping splash.
Bundy yells in pain as the splash connects. Confidence rolls off the leg then nips up back to the mat effortlessly. He then runs forward and leaps onto a turnbuckle in front of him, waiting for King Kong to rise. As soo nas he does, he's nailed by a backwards flipping DDT and taken back down to the mat. Again, somehow Chance nips up and looks down. He sighs and sits down on Bundy's chest... cockily and takes a bit of a break.
After a few seconds... and more booing, he rises back up and standings on Bundy's stomach, then starts jumping up and down with more double stomps onto his still injured leg. Again, Bundy rolls around. Confidence sighs and walks over to the fallen Bundy, grabbing his sore elg and pulling it up, with a bit of difficult, then yanks down hard. Bundy groans as his legs gets slammed hard into the mat.
Chance slowly gets back up and walks over, climbing up the cage and gets to the top... but then, he changes his mind, climbing back down as the crowd watches a bit confused. He then eyes Bundy's still injured elg and leaps off, with another Double Moonsault, off the cage. He lands right on Bundy's leg, King Kong screaming in agony and holding it, now pretty much unable to get up at all without alot of difficulty. Chance gets back up and climbs out of the cage again and dives off into the pool below. The bell rings as the crowd boos. Chance swims over and grabs a microphone again.
Chance: here is your winner... who was so RUDELY interupted by a gorrilla with a negative IQ... the greatest thing since sliced bread, the TRUE Mr. Perfect, the world's greatest British wrestler... Chance... Confidence.
The crowd boos once again.
Chance: Now then... somebody might want to toss Bundy a life preserver, because I just SUNK his career. You see... I proved tonight that whether your as small as Paul Podanski's move set... or as fat as the piece of rubbish I just defeated, Chance Confidence is BETTER than tyou all. And if you still think otherwise, well... YOU'RE JUST... JEALOUS!!!
Confidence quickly exits the pools and heads backstage to a large chorus of boos. But before he leaves, he grabs the announcer once again and gives him a Confidence breaker for good measure, then continues on his way backstage. Bundy lays there, holding his possibly broken leg as we fade to commercial.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 22, 2005 14:30:34 GMT -5
("Pool Party" by the Aquabats plays over the PA and the crowd gets confused. They all crane their necks towards the entry way to see who's coming out. They all groan when Ultimo walks out from the back wearing a swimming mask and a snorkel and carrying a bag of goodies. He walks across the ramp pretending to swim into the ring and he grabs the mic.)
UC: "Mmrpphhll grrrbblllle blllllllbl!"
(UC takes the snorkel out of his mouth.)
UC: "There. That's better. As I was saying, welcome to my pool party!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
UC: "See, that's why you guys weren't invited. Now then! Let's get this party started right!"
(UC goes into his bag and throws a bunch of beach balls into the crowd, who all begin batting them around back and forth. As the crowd does this, UC goes back into his bag and takes out a Baby Ruth, which he unwraps and slips into the pool.)
UC: "Aaauggghh!! Who did a number two in the pool? That's not cool at all! Paul, I'm looking in your direction! Now that we got this party going, let's have some real fun! What kind of pool party would it be without................CAMEL FIGHTS! That's right! Not only am I the best wrestler in the biz today, but I'm a world class camel fighter to boot! And tonight, a couple of you saps will have the privilege of getting thrown in the briny deep by yours truly. But first, let me introduce my partner! You know her, you love her, you probably have her picture stapled to your bedroom ceiling, Terri!"
(Terri comes out from the back waving to the crowd and wearing a bikini. The crowd goes bonkers and flash bulbs go off everywhere. Don't worry, the pictures will be on the net later tonight. She gets into the ring, does her famous rope trick and UC opens his fat trap again.)
UC: "Hello Terri. I'm glad to see you brought your water wings."
(Terri punches UC in the arm.)
UC: "Ow. Fair enough. Now, which one of you cretins wants a piece of Ult-Terri! Bring it on chumps!"
(Several fans raise their hand up and start shouting. UC and Terri look around and debate who to choose. After a bit UC finds someone in the front row and tells him to come up. It's some noodly 13 year old kid. He gets into the ring and is super excited.)
UC: "Hey there, squirt. What's your name?"
Kid: "Ummm.....Jim."
UC: "You're new name is Roger. Congrats, Roger! You have a chance to take on the greatest. This is your 15 minutes of fame! Use it wisely! Now, Roger. As you know, camel fighting is a two man game. Seeing as how you're a sickly, puny twerp you will probably be on top. You have a very important choice. Who do you want your partner to be? I want you to think. Think real hard. Look around in the crowd for the poor sucker who has to be your partner. Who will it be Roger?"
(Jim/Roger looks around the audience for a partner, and everyone is going berzerk hoping to get picked. Finally Jim/Roger makes up his mind.)
Jim/Roger: "Ok! I know who I want my partner to be!"
UC: "Good. Who is it, pencil neck?"
Jim/Roger: "My partner is...............Cactus Jack!"
(Sure enough, out comes Cactus Jack down the ramp and crowd is electric. UC is in the ring throwing the classic heel tantrum. Cactus gets into the ring and takes the mic.)
Cactus: "Ultimo, as much as I'd like to throw you into the water with the help of Jim here, there's one little problem. You see, we have a match tonight, and I don't want to get my hair wet. Trust me, I smell like the business end of a Labrador once I touch water. So how about we skip the camel fight and go straight into the normal fight!"
UC: "Whoa! Hold it! This is my pool party, ugly! I run the show here! If I say we're going to have a camel fight then camel fight it's gonna be! Just because you have a nerdy partner like Roger doesn't mean you can cop out!"
Cactus: "Jim? Would you like to have a camel fight or would you rather see me kick the living snot out of Ultimo?"
Jim/Roger: "Beat up Ultimo."
Cactus: "There you have it! Bang! Bang!"
(Suddenly the bell rings and Cactus charges UC. Terri takes Jim/Roger and gets out of the ring quick fast in a hurry. Cactus is pelting UC with a series of fists and UC hits the deck. Cactus rips off UC's snorkel and throws it in the crowd. UC staggers back up and Cactus goes back to work on him with a knee lift. Cactus gives UC a couple elbow shots to the back of the head then sends him into the ropes. Cactus tries for a back body drop but UC counters with a Perfect Plex. He only gets a one count. Both men get up and they trade blows. Cactus gets the upperhand and scoops him up for a body slam. Cactus hits the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but UC moves out of the way. As Cactus gets back up he's super kicked into next week. UC eggs on the crowd as Cactus lays on the mat trying to get his head straight. UC sends Cactus into the ropes and blasts him with the Santana flying forearm. UC stomps away on Cactus, then lowers the kneepad and cracks Cactus across the head with the DeMento knee drop. He goes for a pin but only gets two. UC snap suplexes Cactus where he wants him then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a knee-sault. He tries for another pin but Cactus kicks out. UC puts Cactus in the Boston Crab and sits down hard. Cactus is paying now and can't get to the ropes. UC tells the ref to ask Cactus if he wants to quit but Cactus says no. UC lets the hold go and stomps on Cactus's back. He picks Cactus up and goes for a power bomb, but he can't get him up. Suddenly Cactus back body drops UC over. UC stands up and leans against the ropes. Big mistake. Cactus charges and clotheslines UC sending both over the top and into the pool.)
(UC is the first out of the pool. He crawls into the ring and spits out a quart of water. Cactus gets out next and crawls up on the ring apron. UC hits the ropes and flies with the Cannonball Run but Cactus moves sending UC into the water again. UC floats to the top of the water on his back with the wind knocked out of him. Cactus sees his opening and runs off the ring apron and elbow drops UC sending both men under water again. Cactus swims back over to the ring and gets in. He stands, soaking wet, in the center of the ring and gives the crowd a "Bang! Bang!" and the fans pop big time. UC swims over to the ring and Cactus meets him to the apron. Cactus suplexes UC into the the ring but UC reverses and lands on his feet behind Cactus. When Cactus turns around UC kicks him in the stomach and lays him out with the Sugar Fix. UC wraps Cactus up tight and gets the pin.)
Garcia: "Here is your winner...........Ultimo Chocula!"
(UC stands and raises his arms in victory. He starts mocking the crowd and they boo like crazy before pelting him with beach balls. UC gets out of the ring and down the ramp, trying to knock some water out of his ear.)
(Commercial time. We need that revenue!)
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Post by scbg on Oct 22, 2005 15:56:06 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: This is Mike Tenay here at the EWT Arena, and I've gotta say, Don West, that I'm not looking forward to this next match!
Don West: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MIKE TENAY!! KRISTINA HARVEY IN A TABLES MATCH AGAINST TEAM 3D TONIGHT!!!!!
Tenay: Earlier tonight, Raskall and Trunk were incapacitated by the Natural Disasters, Earthquake and Typhoon, and will be unable to assist Kristina Harvey in her match, which I think is just despicable. Curly Long putting a defenseless woman in the ring with two sadistic men is just unbelievable.
West: AND IN A 2-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH, MIKE TENAY!!! THAT MEANS THAT KRISTINA HARVEY IN ON HER OWN!!!! AND RASKALL AND TRUNK ARE STILL OUT!!
Tenay: (rolling his eyes) Yes, that's right Don.
Britney Spears' "Toxic" plays, signalling the arrival of Kristina Harvey. She is walking very timidly to the ring.
Tenay: And here comes Kristina Harvey. The poor girl must be scared half to death, Don West. But she's still out here tonight.
West: SHE'S GOT A REAL CHALLENGE GOING UP AGAINST TEAM 3D, MIKE TENAY!!! THERE'S NO WAY SHE CAN DO THIS WITHOUT THE HELP OF RASKALL AND TRUNK!!!
Team 3D's music hits as Brother Ray and Brother Devon enter the arena. They stare at Kristina maniacally.
West: AND HERE COMES TEAM 3D!!! LOOK AT THE WAY THEY'RE STARING AT HER, MIKE TENAY!!!
Tenay: I can't believe Ray and Devon are even going through with this! Somebody should stop it!
The bell rings. Ray and Devon stalk Kristina as she stands there, shaking. She tries to escape from the ring, but Ray grabs her by the arm and hoists her up on his shoulders.
Ray: BROTHER DEVON!!! GO GET 'EM!!!
West: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!? WHAT'S BROTHER RAY UP TO?!?!?!
Devon goes underneath the ring and retrieves a table.
West: OH MY GOD, IT'S A TABLE!!!!
Tenay: Exactly, Don. The weapon of choice for Team 3D!
Devon sets up the table near the corner. Ray climbs up the turnbuckle and sits on the top rope. Devon puts Kristina on Ray's shoulders in a powerbomb position. Suddenly, from out of the crowd, Raskall and Trunk appear!
West: OH MY GOOOODD!! RASKALL AND TRUNK ARE HERE!!! I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T GOING TO BE HERE!!!
Trunk grabs Kristina away from Ray and puts her safely in the corner. Raskall and Trunk both start pounding on Team 3D, but Ray and Devon come back against the weakened team. Devon comes off the ropes for a move, but Trunk catches him with the Trunk Buster. Meanwhile, Raskall dodges a Brother Cutter from Ray and nails him with a superkick.
West: IT'S ALL BREAKING DOWN IN THE EWT ARENA!!!!!!!!
Trunk picks up Ray and places him on the table. He waves Kristina over to him. She stands on the other side of the table. Trunk whips Devon to the ropes, and lifts him in a flapjack. Kristina grabs Devon's head and completes a 3D! Ray and Devon have both been put through the table!
West: THE 3D!! MARCUS TRUNK AND KRISTINA HARVEY USE TEAM 3D'S OWN FINISHING MOVE ON THEM!!!!!!!
Tenay: And the match is over! Kristina Harvey, with the help of her bruised and beaten allies, has won this match!
Kristina raises Raskall and Trunk's arms in celebration. Raskall gets a microphone.
West: RICK RASKALL HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, MIKE TENAY!!!!
Raskall: (breathing heavy) What, you think we couldn't do it? So what if we had a little setback earlier tonight? We still got the job done! Most of you fat pieces of trash would've been gassed before you got to the ring! Now, I believe our winner has earned herself a congratulatory kiss, has she not?
West: HERE IT COMES, MIKE TENAY!!!!
Just as Raskall is about to kiss Kristina, the Natural Disasters enter the ring.
Tenay: Oh my God, the Natural Disasters are back again!
West: WHAT'RE THEY GONNA DO?!?!?
Earthquake clubs Raskall in the back. Raskall rolls out of the ring in pain. They double-clothesline Trunk out of the ring.
Tenay: Oh my God, Kristina is still in the ring! Get out of there!!
Kristina crawls toward the corner, but Typhoon grabs her, picks her up, and bodyslams her in the middle of the ring
Tenay: My God, stop this! This is a absolutely heinous act
With Kristina lying on the mat, Earthquake begins stomping around!
Tenay: Oh no! Not this! Not to a defenseless woman!!
West: OH GOOODDDDD!!!!
Earthquake runs to one rope, then the other, then comes right at Kristina.
West: LOOK OUT!!! LOOK OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!
Earthquake crushes her with the Earthquake Splash!
Tenay: OH MY GOD! THE EARTHQUAKE SPLASH! SOMEBODY HELP HER!
West: GET AWAY FROM HER!! GET OUT OF THAT RING, YOU BASTARDS!!!!
Their work done, the Natural Disasters exit the ring. EMTs pour into the ring to attend to Kristina.
Tenay: This is just unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe what I've just witnessed.
West: THAT IS AN ABSOLUTELY HEINOUS ACT, MIKE TENAY!!!! A POOR DEFENSELESS WOMAN!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Tenay: While Don West goes to have his heart medication prescription refilled, we'll have to take a break.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Oct 22, 2005 19:16:33 GMT -5
*The crowd is anxiously awaiting the next match when they hear...*
Misteeeeer Kennedeeeeeyyyyy....................Kennedeeeeeyyyyy!
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 244 lbs, Ken Kennedy!
*Ken Kennedy walks out to a chorus of boos. He enters the ring and snatches the mic from the ring announcer*
KK: You call that announcing? That was PATHETIC! Go take a hike and see how it's really done.
*Ken Kennedy throws the ring announcer out of the ring and into the pool*
KK: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for ONE FALL with a 20-minute time limit. I weigh in at an amazing 245 lbs- Yep, I gained another pound. I hail from Green Bay Wisconsin... *Crowd boos loudly* Misteeeeeeer Kennedeeeeyyyy!
*The crowd continues to boo as he climbs the ropes and poses. After he climbs back down he finishes his introduction*
KK: Kennedeeeeyyyy!
*Gasoline then makes his way to the ring with HBH and Rosa by his side. Gas turns to them and tell them to stay on the ramp. HBH and Rosa relax in lounger chairs while Gas heads to the ring*
KK: And my opponent for this evening, well I'll be, it's Gasoline! Now I hope everyone here watches while I make an example out of this 7-foot nobody. *Crowd boos* Gas, when I get done with you, you'll be nothing more than a big stinkin' pile of --
Before Ken Kennedy can finish, Gasoline knocks him down hard with a hard right. The bell rings to start the match. Gas picks up Kennedy and lands more hard rights on him. After a whip to the ropes, he lands a big boot. Gas picks him up and throws him into the pool. Gas poses as the crowd cheers. Meanwhile Kennedy is flapping about trying to get back in the ring. He eventually does, and Gas is waiting for him. He gives him a delayed vertical suplex and covers him.
1... 2...
Kennedy kicks out. Gas picks him up and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. Then he hits him with some hard chops. He whips him into the opposing turnbuckle. Kennedy avoids Gas's charge at him, leaving Gas to hit the turnbuckle face first. Kennedy runs toward the ropes and hits a clothesline, knocking Gas backward. He runs to the ropes again and hits another clothesline. Gas still doesn't fall. Kennedy then gets in a barrage of lefts and rights. He runs to the ropes again, but is met this time with a sidewalk slam. Both men are down, so the referee initiates the 10 count.
1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8....
Kennedy is up on his feet first. He attempts to throw a punch at Gas, but Gas counters and lands a punch of his own. Gas lands several more punches along with a couple knees to the midsection. He whips Kennedy to the ropes and delivers a back body drop. Kennedy charges at him, but Gas catches him and hits a fallaway slam. After a standing leg drop, Gas goes for the cover.
1.... 2....
Kennedy just gets his shoulder up. Gas picks him up, but Kennedy pokes him in the eyes. He takes advantage of this with a combination of punches and kicks. He whips him to the ropes. Kennedy misses an attempted clothesline, but Gas connects with his own. Kennedy runs at Gas, but Gas gets him in a flapjack. Gas then picks up Kennedy and hits a spinebuster. Gas signals for the end of the match as the crowd pops. HBH and Rosa look on and give Gas the thumbs up gesture. Gas returns the favor before hitting Kennedy with the Jackknife Powerbomb. Gas then covers him.
1... 2... 3!
*Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline heads out of the ring toward HBH and Rosa. They celebrate on the stage as the show fades to a commercial*
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Oct 22, 2005 23:06:07 GMT -5
Eddie omega is in the back
Hes walking away with the title. Cole: Hey eddie.... Eddie:Damnt what!!? what!!? what do you want?, i dont care what you think, i won fair...i won ok. Spaz knew he couldnt handle me, he had to cheat busting my neck last week. And it still hurts!! Eddie Omega knows the Spaz wont win this gold back. Ive been here and I already have achieved acclaim and respect. At the ppv, make no mistake about it, im walking out the champ even if it kills me.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 23, 2005 3:45:37 GMT -5
*As Eddie turns a corner he is startled as Spaz is standing there staring at him.*
S: You are right Eddie, you will walk out of this PPV as champ. But you will wlak out down 2-1. You used that belt to pin me tonight. Come the PPV you won't be so lucky. After the PPV you may not be able to stand, speak or breathe. Let alone defend that title. Believe The Hype Eddie. Spaz is coming for you & Spaz = Ratings.
*Spaz turns & walks away as Eddie just stands there shellshocked.*
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
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Post by Lily-Rose on Oct 23, 2005 18:44:15 GMT -5
JOEY STYLES: Ladies and gentlemen, as of earlier tonight at SAW’s Electric City Bugaloo, Joe Ragnal made his final SAW appearance today, as did Secretary Saucy. However, in her match against Katy Kross earlier, it was revealed that Saucy has been transformed.
*Cut to footage of the SAW arena, where a woman and a guy are standing in the ring. Tiernan is announcing them.*
TIERNAN: THe following women's contest is schdeuled for one fall. Already in the ring with Alex the Belcher is Katty Kross!
*Faint plays as Joe Ragnal enters from behind the curtain, and takes the mic from Tiernan.
JOE: Ladies and gentlemen...it's my honor to be able to introduce to you a brand new woman who will soon be competing in EWT. She made her debut over the summer time as a manager of the PTA. After a month or so, she was finally able to wrestle, but it didn't seem like the PTA wanted much to do with her. So, when they ganged up on her after her last match, I decided to take her under wing. So for the last few weeks, I've been training Saucy, getting her in shape to wrestle. Saucy has also been revamping herself, changing her image, her style,and even her gimmick. And now, she is here tonight, ready to show the world what she can do as a wrestler! So, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Burning Sensation...TANYA FLAIRE!!!
*"Spit" by Kittie plays as a black haired girl wearing black pants from Hot Topic, studded belt, nostalgic wristbands, a red tank top and fish net over it, with Chuck Taylors sporting a flame design, enters and heads to the ring. Upon closer examination, it can be shown that this really is Saucy.*
*Joe helps Tanya into the ring, and after the ref checks the competitors he signals for the bell to ring. Tanya and Katty circle around the ring, and eventually lock up in the center. Katty kicks Tanya in the gut and goes for a powerbomb, but Tanya punches at Katty's face, causing Katty to lose focus for a second, then Tanya hits a hurracanrana on her and goes into a pin.*
1!2!
*Katty kicks out. Tanya punches at Katty's face a few times, and then hits an elbow on her. Tanya picks Katty up and goes to whip her into the ropes, but Katty counters and hits a reversal whip, sending Tanya towards Katty for a clothesline, but Tanya ducks, bounces off the ropes, and hits a cross body on Katty. Tanya gets up and lands a backflip onto Katty. Tanya picks Katty up again, knees her in the gut, and hits a northern lights suplex into a pin.*
1!2!
*Katty kicks out. Tanya picks her up again, but this time Katty slaps Tanya's hands away, and puts Tanya into a headlock. Tanya goes for the ropes, but Katty forces her away from them. After a minute of being in the move, Joe slams his hand down on the ring apron, and the crowd starts to follow along with him. After another minute of this, Tanya elbows at Katty's chest, and after five elbows, Katty releases, and Tanya hits the Asai DDT onto Katty. Tanya goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Tanya gets up and lets the ref raise her arm in victory. Joe gets inside the ring and raises her other arm in victory. After a minute or two of celebration, Joe and Tanya head into the back as "Spit" plays.*
JOEY STYLES:*VO* But that's not all that happened earlier. After Electric City Bugaloo ended, SAW had a very special surprise for Joe and Tanya.
*Cut to later in the night, as "Faint" plays aand Joe and Tanya run into the ring, with several (or all) of the SAW roster, including Chuck Beatrice, standing inside the ring.*
CHUCK: Joe, on behalf of the SAW wrestlers, and the audience we've had for the last few years, we want to thank you for all the work you've done these last few weeks, not just competing in the ring, but for bringing out a new wrestler ready for action, Ms. Tanya Flaire!
*The crowd cheers, and Tanya bows in appreciation.*
CHUCK: However, the night's not over for you guys just yet. We have a very special surprise in store for you and our audience. Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off his vacation...
*High Voltage plays.*
CHUCK: The Master of Elemental Disaster and former SAW Lackawanna County Champion...MIKE! RAGNAAAAL!
*Mike Ragnal comes out from behind the curtain and heads down to the ring, high fiving the crowd on the way down to the ring. The SAW wrestlers gather around Mike and welcome him back. Chuck hands Mike the microphone.*
MIKE: Joe...I gotta hand it to you. You have outdone yourself. You put on a great match with Juventud Guerrera, you've trained Tanya with some great wrestling skills...I'm proud of you.
*The crowd cheers this on, as Joe just smiles and mouths, "Ah, g'wan."*
MIKE:And ya know what else I'm happy about? That at the next EWT PPV, the Ragnals will dominate the night!
*Cheers*
MIKE: First, Joe, you are going to tear down the house with a rematch against the man you beat in a Fun House match at Crapamania, Ultimo Chocula! Then, when that's over and done with, you and me, we're going to finally take the EWT tag team titles off of Limey and HBH in a LADDER Match! And finally, our sister Linda will be defending her GND title in her first TRUE title defense against either Carla O. Woe...or Rosa!
*The crowd cheers the first two, and the last one is given mixed cheers*
MIKE: So, remember, Scranton, to tune in to the next EWT PPV, because the Ragnals will tear the house down!
And THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe hug in the ring, and the SAW wrestlers and crowd cheers on.*
CUT TO NEXT SCENE
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Post by invaderdave on Oct 23, 2005 20:29:00 GMT -5
"Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project plays, and Ricky Steamboat, older, greyer, but still great, walks out to a HUGE pop. Steamboat makes his way to the ring, and steps up to a turnbuckle, hitting a few Bruce Lee chops. "No More Tears" soon starts up, but the sound of a record scratching is heard, and is replaced by the Kinks' "Come Dancing". Dave runs out, stopping at the top of the stage, hopping on one foot. He's clad in a tye-died t-shirt and hemp pants. David Davies has reverted to his original EWT gimmick...David Davies! Dave makes a mad run for the ring, slides across the mat, London style, closing in on the camera. Dave feigns bumping his head, holding his forehead for a second, but smiles and says "Gotcha!" and hops up to his feet. He walks over to Steamboat, and shakes his hand. The ref calls for the bell, and it rings. Dave and Rick tie up to start, and Ricky gets Dave into a wristlock. Dave pulls Ricky over to a rope, runs up the turnbuckle and backflips out of the wristlock, and hits an armdrag on the way down. Dave waits for Steamboat to sit up, and then dropkicks him in the back. Dave gets down and tries for a Dragon Sleeper, but Steamboat slips out before he can lock it in. Ricky gets up, and so does Dave. They look at eachother, and both begin to clap.
Ricky begins to chop the hell out of Dave's chest, the crowd giving a loud "OH" with each chop. After about ten chops, Ricky stops, and Dave lets out a loud "WOOOO", causing the crowd to pop. David then returns the chops to Ricky, landing ten of his own. After Dave stops, Ricky rears back and lets out his own "WOOOO", causing the crowd to pop louder. Then Dave and Rick begin to trade chops back and forth, sending the crowd into a mad frenzy. After a while, however, Dave boots Ricky in the stomach and lays him out with a quick Double Arm DDT. Dave runs to the rope looking for a top-rope Lionsault, but Ricky puts his knees up, getting Dave in the ribs as he comes down. Ricky quickly puts Dave in a rear chin lock, and Dave flails his arms around, trying to get out. Dave begins flapping his arms like a bird, getting up to his knees, and eventually, getting up to his feet.
Dave stomps on Steamboat's foot, and hits the ropes. Dave comes back with a running calf kick on Ricky, and jumps up for a Red Star Press, but Steamboat rolls out of the way. In a heartbeat, Ricky is on Dave, and underhooks his arms from behind. Steamboat lifts Dave up, and holds up Dave in a standing double chickenwing. Dave begins to swing his legs back and forth, and finally puts his feet around Ricky's head. Dave lands a headscissors takedown, sending Steamboat flying, and Dave rolls to his feet. Steamboat rolls out of the ring. Dave heads to the ropes and waits for Steamboat to get up. Dave launches himself into the air with a Springboard SSP. Ricky, being as smart as he is, runs out of the way, leaving Dave to crash and burn on the railing outside. Dave pops up, grabbing his chest, gasping for air. Ricky runs up to him and rolls him back into the ring, and follows. Steamboat chops the hell out of Dave's recently injured chest. Ricky sends Dave to the corner, and begins chopping him some more. Rick slams Dave into the turnbuckle, and lets him stumble out of the corner as he goes up top.
Ricky raises his arms in the air, and the crowd roars, knowing what's coming. When Dave gets up and turns around, Steamboat comes off the top for the famous Flying Crossbody AND...Dave drop kicks him out of the air. Dave rolls out under the ropes, and stands on the apron, waiting for Ricky to get up. As he does, Dave jumps up, twisting 180 degrees, and jumps from the rope, completing a 360 turn, reaching Steamboat just as he gets up. Dave completes a Springboard Tornado DDT. After landing it, Dave quickly covers Ricky, getting a 1, 2, KICK OUT BY STEAMBOAT! Dave pulls up Steamboat, and hits the hasn't been done in a year DAVIES DDT! Dave covers Steamboat again, but once more only receives a two count. Dave gets up, and begins stomping his foot. He then starts stomping around the ring, and hops into the air when Steamboat reaches his feet. Dave brainbusters Ricky parallel to the ropes, and climbs out to the apron. Dave hops up and springboards into the ring, hitting an SSP onto Steamboat, and quickly hooks the leg for 1, 2, 3!
Dave Super Crazy flips out of his pin, and raises his arms as the crowd cheers. Dave gets up and helps up one of his childhood heroes. Steamboat shakes his hand, and raises Dave's arm. Steamboat walks to the back as Dave gets a mic.
Dave: *breathing hard* You may be wondering why I've come back this way. Well, I've noticed that a lot of guys have been coming in lately, and they've been trying to out-do all the crazy s*** I used to do. Kudos for trying, boys, I dig it, man, but now, it's time I re-seated my throne, and proved once and for all, ain't no f***er crazier'n me.
Dave drops his mic as his music plays, and walks to the back, slapping hands with the fans on his way.
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