jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Apr 20, 2005 19:49:49 GMT -5
Road Dog and Billy Gunn play rock paper scissors and Billy wins. Ape jumps out of the ring and the match starts with Jz and Gunn. Both are reluctant to move, but they lock up and get into a power struggle. Jz is getting the upperhand when Gunn kicks him in the gut and picks him up for a suplex. Gunn then locks on a headlock....after a minute or two of Billy's rest hold, he tags in the DO Double G. Jz is getting stomped by the NOA and Ape sits in the corner. Gunn is forced out of the ring and Road Dogg picks Jz up. He trys a body slam but Jz floats over and hits a backdrop. He slowly crawls to the corner and Ape gets into the ring. Road Dogg stands up and punches Ape in the face Once...Twice...Three times a lady and starts his dancing. Ape laughs to himself and punches his own face three times and dances. Road Dogg stands in confusion as Ape hits the mat after a thunderous shot from himself. He says **** it and kicks the crap out of PAG. Road Dogg runs to the ropes and does his dancy knee drop and pins.
1...kick out. Road Dogg sits on his knee and yells something. Ape crawls to his feet and punches Road Dogg square in the jaw. The former DX member and washed up wrestler falls into the turnbuckle in pain which leaves him open for a devastating flurry of punches by Ape. The ref pulls him off of the now bloody Road Dogg and Ape tags Jz back in. He stands motionless and RD stumbles into Jz who kicks him in the stomach and polishes off a DDT. Gunn trys to get in but Ape runs across the ring suicide dives through the second rope right into Gunns abdomen. Ape looks hurt after that and Jz picks Road Dogg up for the Burning Hammer!
1...2...3! Jz's hands raised in victory and he grabs both titles. He doesn't check on Ape, and the ref picks up the homemade title and hands it to him. Ape cradles the title and the fans hardly react...a few boos here and there. Ape crys and stares at Jz who holds the two titles into the air.
BK: Sorry for the shortness, I forgot to do the match Tuesday and I've been a little bit busy.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Apr 21, 2005 0:41:11 GMT -5
*A-Bomb is standing in the ring. Butch Reed slides in and starts nailing Addy with hard shots. Reed whips Addy into the ropes. Addy nails Reed with a POOOOOOOOUNNCE'UH! Then Picks him up and nails him with a Beta Driver for the 3 count.
Addy grabs a mic
Addy:Hey, Fester! You wanna run your mouth, talking about I disrespected you. Yes, we are nBo bruthas but this is another setting. These people in this company are my family too. I'am closer to them than I have ever been with you. Toom is the one that made me a star....he made me a legend in this business, and when you put your hands on him you are putting your hands on me. That man is in no way, shape, or form to defend himself and you know it! You wanna step up and make a name for yourself? Well, step your ass on up and feel the POOOOOOOOUNNCCE'UH!*wipes head on top rope* Exclamation Mark!
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Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Apr 21, 2005 3:16:58 GMT -5
bk: jz, ape dancing after punching himself in the face 3 times was genius.....pure genius.
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Post by dorf on Apr 21, 2005 7:53:14 GMT -5
*The 4 Horsemen strut down to the ring, it's the first one, consisting of Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, some other Anderson, and somebody else, and they enter the ring no problem, with the exception of Ric Flair Wooooooooo-ing.*
*The Communist music plays...and it plays. A few seconds later, the Communists were not coming out. The camera crew immediately searched frantically to find them. The cameras did find them in their lockerroom*
*The Communists are decked out and injured, as blood is all over the 4 members, but no Marcel Adams or Diva-Dorf at the scene. *
*EMT's and other medical personnel arrived quickly, and it appears Dorf is the most injured as he appears to not be moving period. More details later...*
BK: I feel EWT's been stale last few weeks imo, and I think its best to be "injured" for a little bit, for me. Dorf and the Communists will return, but after working 6 months non-stop, it is time for a break.
BK2: Isn't there another Scammies coming up? It's been almost 6 months now?
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Post by Bobafett on Apr 21, 2005 17:22:36 GMT -5
(Fett walks to the ring where rick rude is waiting, Fett grabs a mic and squares up to Rick)
Fett: Rick..ever watched Star trek?
Rude: why?
(Fett hits..THE VULCAN NERVE PINCH OF DEATH..Rude slumps to the ground and fett puts his foot on Rudes chest..1..2..3..fett wins)
Fett: I'm saving my strengh A-Bomb..saving it for you..you will feel the pain of the death star drop, you betrayed the nBo.insulted what it stood for, cozied up to some no good peice of crap, as for the pounce..what kinda crap move is that?..i'm gonna carry an old nBo tradition and no sell that crap finisher, everyone knows I am the better wrestler in here, you cannot win, nor can you escapewhat ya gonna do, run to youre "wife"? cry like a baby to Toomi, sooner or later..you are going down
(fett leaves the ring..screen fades to black)
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on Apr 21, 2005 19:51:19 GMT -5
*La Parka comes through the EWT curtain with a whole heck of a lot of fanfare. He strums his chair with great pride, before walking down the ramp and into the ring.
Over the PA: OLEEEE!!! OLE OLE OLEEEEE!!!! OLLEEE!!! O-OLLEEEEEE!!!!
*El Unorigino comes flying through the curtain, beaming with pride, as he makes his way to the ring, accompanied by not only his Sexy Translator, but also Joel and Mike, the Nyrds. Lillian Garcia announces that this match will be no-DQ! El Unorigino grabs the mic.
El Unorigino: Lo siento mucho. ¡Usted sabe, con todas las cosas locas que pasan con los títulos fijos. ..<Gets a big cheesy grin>...I've olvidado que mi Traductor tiene mas revelar su nombre! ¡Así, aquí usted va!
Sexy Translator: El Unorigino says that because of the prestige surrounding the Stable Titles <gets a big cheesy grin as well> He forgot that I have yet to reveal my name to you all. Well, my name is-
*La Parka swings his chair and lays out El Unorigino. The Sexy Translator screams and runs out of the ring. Joel and Mike start punching La Parka, but La Parka throws Mike one way, throws Joel another way, and the Nyrds begin criss-crossing. La Parka stands to one side, watching on, before Mike and Joel finally stop running, huff and puff for a minute, then land a double dropkick to La Parka. Unorigino is crawling around on the mat at this point, and he crawls over to La Parka, attempting a quick pinfall. Kickout at 2. Both Luchadores get to their feet, as the Nyrds scramble out of the ring. La Parka throws Unorigino into the ropes. La Parka attempts a hiptoss, Unorigino stops it and goes for a hiptoss of his own. La Parka stops it, so Unorigino knees La Parka in the midsection, jumps up and hits a flying headscissors! La Parka rolls out of the ring. Unorigino runs the ropes, going for a TOPAY! but La Parka moves out of the way, so Unorigino stops at the ropes. La Parka slides back into the ring and delivers some really hard chops to Unorigino's chest. The audience winces as Unorigino does. Unorigino chops back, to little effect. Mike jumps onto the apron and he and Unorigino alternate chopping La Parka. Still very little effect. Joel jumps up, and Unorigino and the Nyrds gang-chop La Parka. La Parka quickly chops Mike and Joel down to the arena floor, and Unorigino to the mat. Unorigino rolls out of the ring. La Parka charges the ropes, and flies with a topay of his own, but Unorigino quickly moves out of the way, leaving the Nyrds as sitting ducks!
Unorigino: Lo siento.
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says he's sorry.
*Unorigino then quickly jumps to the apron, and lands an Asai Moonsault on La Parka and the Nyrds! Unorigino staggers to his feet and looks down at the Nyrds.
Unorigino: iLo siento!
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says he's SORRY!
* La Parka gets up, while the Nyrds still roll around on the floor. He swiftly kicks both of them, grabs a chair, and gets back into the ring. Unorigino quickly runs in, but La Parka gets a boot up to Unorigino's midsection. Unorigino drops to his knees. La Parka reels back with his chair. Unorigino hits a low blow!
Unorigino: iOLE!
* Unorigino gets back up, as La Parka reels back again. Unorigino chops him in the chest. Nothing. He does it again. Still nothing. 3, 4, 5 chops. No response.
Joel: Use this! <Throws a Turbografx into the ring.>
Unorigino: iNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Unorigino hits a sixth chop. Seventh. Eighth. Still no affect.
Mike: Try this! <Throws a Sega Genesis into the ring.>
Unorigino: iNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joel: How 'bout this? <Throws a big ass 1970s calculator into the ring.>
Unorigino: iOLE!
*Unorigino bashes La Parka in the head with the big ass calculator. The Nyrds go to high-five each other and miss. Unorigino climbs to the top rope and hits a 450! The ref counts 1-2-3!
Unorigino is handed his Stable Title belt. Sexy Translator and the Nyrds join him in celebrating his win. The Nyrds go to hug the Sexy Translator. She sidesteps and they hug each other. Sexy Translator then hugs Unorigino. The crowd screams out to the Bouncing Souls! End Scene.
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 22, 2005 0:29:05 GMT -5
(The music starts! Its "Like A Virgin" by Madonna, and of course, everyone starts booing. From backstage walks Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark, wearing his trademark green and yellow tights and a "Stop Virgin Discrimination" t-shirt. He comes down the asile with a cocky smirk on his face. He steps in the ring as the announcer introduces him.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from St. Paul Minnesota and weighing in at 220 lbs., Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
(Billy quickly takes the announcer's mic and starts speaking.)
*BU*: It was a day of mixed emotions for me, this past Sunday. In the Blue Bath Match, I showed the over-sized drunk, Mprox, who was the boss, once and for all. Once again, this was a match that I SHOULD have won! Unfortunately, Mprox can't do anything fair, and had to have help from a masked assalant!
(The crowd starts a "Blue Bath" chant, that Billy acknowleges briefly as he asks the ref to make the people shut up. The ref simply holds up his hands as if to suggest that there's nothing he can do. Disgusted, Billy goes on.)
*BU*: Now our little Lone Ranger wanna-be thought he would get away without me finding out who he was, but he was wrong! He was dead wrong, because I sniffed him out like a bloodhound! Moxie, of course, was behind this travesty of justice!
(The crowd gives an excited pop at the mention of Moxie's name, which again seems to aggrivate Billy. He continues on with his speech, though obviously frustrated.)
*BU*: Once again, Moxie shows his true colors, and PROVES why he should NEVER be allowed to hold a title in the EWT! Plain and simple, Moxie is a biggot! Moxie is biggoted against virgins, like myself! And as a biggot, he set out to do whatever it took to make sure I lost a match that I was CLEARLY dominating against Mprox!
(The crowd now breaks into a "Bulls***" chant! Billy just shrugs this one off, though.)
Well, turn about is fair play, because I got my hands on Moxie... and I fixed a problem. A problem that had been bugging me for quite some time, now. A problem of an open biggot holding the EWT Tri-State Championship. Now, granted that I would sooner the belt be around MY competent waistline, but I'll simply settle for the fact that Moxie is no longer setting a bad example for the rest of the company as a reigning champion. Especially since he didn't deserve the belt to begin with, because... again... if it wasn't for Mprox interfering, he would've never beaten me.
And Moxie.... I'm not through with you, yet. Making you lose a title you didn't deserve was only the FIRST step. My next step is to meet you in this ring, and finish you off. Not just because I don't like you, which I don't.... and not just because I think you need to be taught a lesson about discriminating against virgins, because your actions and words show that you clearly do.... but because once I beat you, Commissioner Toomi Bischoff will HAVE to recognize me as one of the rightful top contenders for the Tri-State Championship. And then I can get my hands on that belt, and represent this company like it SHOULD be. And I can show virgins around the world that we are no longer to be objects of discrimination; instead, we are people to be respected!
(Billy tosses the microphone away. Suddenly, regal music begins playing. Out of the back comes Billy's opponent.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, the legend of the ring himself, "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff!!
(Mr. Wonderful makes his way to the ring and steps inside. Once there, he strikes a pose, showing off his near-perfect physic. As he does so, however, Billy Ubermark rushes him and hits a low dropkick to Orndorff knee. Orndorff goes down and the ref calls for the bell immediately, and this match is underway. Orndorff is hurt and starts getting up onto all fours. Billy seizes the opportunity and quickly hits a dropkick to the ribs, sending Mr. Wonderful rolling. Orndorff comes to a stop on his back. Billy walks over and helps him up. He backs Orndorff up against the turnbuckles and hits him with a few elbow smashes to the side of the head. He then sends Orndorff into an irish whip into the other corner. Billy quickly follows him, and nails a monkey flip out of the corner. Orndorff goes flying and lands on his back with a thud. Again, Billy is quick to get up. He goes over to Orndorff and lifts him up. He ties Orndorff up from behind, runs him into the ropes, and recoils with a Backlund Roll-&-Bridge for a pin. The ref starts the count 1....2.... and Orndorff kicks out.
The crowd starts an "Orndorff" chant to try and rally Mr Wonderful.
Billy goes back to try and get on the offensive, but Mr. Wonderful, who is up on his knees, hits a couple punches to the breadbasket. Orndorff makes it to his feet, and quickly scoopslams Billy. Billy sits up right away, but he's holding his back and clearly hurt. Orndorff hits a double-sledge to the back of Billy's neck as he's sitting there, causing more damage. Orndorff now picks Billy up off the ground. He grabs him from behind and nails an atomic drop on the youngster. Billy staggers forwards and falls to the ground, reaching for his tailbone. Orndorff moves Billy into the corner and leans him up against the turnbuckle. Orndorff starts nailing Billy with a series of hard shoulderblocks to the small of the back while he's trapped in the corner.
The ref finally pushes Orndorff back as Billy slumps down in the corner, and leans his face on the bottom turnbuckle. Orndorff strikes a quick pose in the ring, and the crowd goes nuts for him with applause.
Orndorff heads back over to Billy and picks him up off the turnbuckle. He turns him around and nails a standing suplex on "The Virgin". Billy hits the ground hard, and rolls over. He's holding his back in agony, again. Orndorff goes over for a cover. 1....2.... Billy barely gets a shoulder up in time.
Again, Orndorff picks Billy up off the ground and stands him up. He spins the youngster around and slaps on a full nelson. Billy hollers in pain as Orndorff locks his fingers behind his neck. The ref asks Billy if he wants to give up, as Billy screams in agony. Eventually, Billy slips out of the hold and makes his way to the ropes. He leans on them to try and catch his wind, but Orndorff is relentless. Orndorff grabs Billy from behind and nails him with a pendulum backbreaker. Again Billy is left on the ground holding his back. For good measures, Orndorff stomps on the small of Billy's back a couple times. Each stop elicits a scream of pain fro Billy, much to the delight of the crowd.
Finally, Orndorff lets Billy get to his feet. When Billy does so, Orndorff slaps on a bear hug. Billy is hoisted off his feet, and again hollers in pain as Orndorff squeezes tight. The ref again asks Billy if he wants to quit, but Billy shakes his head "no." Billy fights the hold, and finally pokes Orndorff in the eye, forcing him to break the hold.
The ref admonishes Billy, but Billy doesn't pay attention. He quickly nails a sit-out jawbreaker on Orndorff. "Mr. Wonderful" is stunned, and staggers around the ring for a second or two. Billy quickly recouporates and hits a climb-up wheelkick on Orndorff. Orndorff falls forwards, and Billy starts catching his breath.
Billy slips through the ropes and stands on the ring apron. As Orndorff gets to his feet, Billy slingshots himself over the ropes and hits a flying crossbody tackle. Orndorff is again knocked down, and Billy rolls the move into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1....2.... Orndorff gets a shoulder off the mat.
Billy gets up quickly, but holds his back as he does so. Its obviously somewhat painful for him to move, but he stands Orndorff up onto his feet. Billy locks him up and nails a swinging neckbreaker on Orndorff. With Orndorff on the ground, Billy starts laying to boots to Orndorff head. After about the fifth or sixth kick, the ref pushes Billy back. Orndorff starts getting on his feet, but Billy gets on him, again. He sends Orndorff off the ropes and nails him with a running eziguri. Orndorff is clearly hurt. Billy sees this and goes to the turnbuckle. He climbs up, sizes up the tired Orndorff, and nails the Five-Star Frog Splash across Orndorff chest. Orndorff is hurt, and Billy rolls around in agony as it obviously took some out of himself, as well. Billy eventually goes for the cover 1....2... Orndorff BARLEY gets a shoulder up.
Frustrated, Billy gets up and starts laying punches into Orndorff face. Billy then stands Orndorff up and slaps on a regular neckbreaker that sends Orndorff back to the canvas, holding his neck. Billy looks down at Orndorff and spits on him, drawing a slough of boos from the crowd. He motions that he's going back up to the turnbuckle gain. Billy starts to climb the turnbuckle, but as he gets to the top Orndorff makes his way to his feet. He charges at Billy in the corner and starts hammering the youngster while he's perched on the top rope. Billy eventually manages to send Orndorff realing with a kick to the face, and as Orndorff turns back around, Billy connects with a tornado DDT. Orndorff is sent to the mat, and Billy gets up quickly, again. He stands Orndorff up, gets behind him, and nails the "Virgin Sacrafice", pulling Orndorff down backwards onto Billy's waiting knees. The move obviously hurts Billy's back, too, as Billy grabs it as he goes for the cover. 1.....2......3! The bell rings, and Billy stands up, still holding his back and with his face twisted in pain. The ref raises his hand in victory.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 22, 2005 0:40:41 GMT -5
(The fans erupt into a chorus of boos and taunts. Billy climbs out of the ring as "Like A Virgin" starts playing over the loudspeakers, again. Billy mouths into the camera "You're turn is next, Moxie!" as he makes his way up the ramp, and disappears behind the curtain amidst the unpopular fan response.)
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Apr 22, 2005 13:30:05 GMT -5
*terry taylor is already in the ring when headup by the deftones blasts through the arena. onto the ramp walks destroyer looking worse for ware if you will. but he is holding his stable title with pride*
RA: ladies and gentleman... coming to the ring 1/4 of the new stable chanpions MTWTFSS... he is destroyer!!!
*D gets into the ring and begins to lay a beating on TT. D gets the upper hand in the beginning with a short arm lariat. D hold on to TT arm and lifts him back up off of the ground. D throws TT into the turnbuckle and follows through with a clothseline. as TT stumbles away D climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a dropkick to the back of TT's head sending TT crashing face first to the ground. D then gets up and begins to lift TT up from the mat when TT lands a desperation punch to the stomach. D is doubled over in pain as the camera reveals a pair of brass nucks in TT's hand. TT then sends D into the turnbuckle face first and follows through by running toward the turnbuckle. D then jumps and uses the top turnbuckle for leverage to get over TT and land behind him.he then lifts TT up into a burning hammer position and begins to carefully accend the turnbuckles. then JR: BAH GAWD KANG! A TOP ROPE BURNING HAMMER!!! THATS HEINOUS!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED! the ref gets the count 1....2.....3... and Destroyer is the winner.*
*destroyer grabs a mic*
D:first of all i would like to apologize for my actoins the other night... that will be the last time i EVER drink alcahol on an empty stomach... second of all i would like to thank the communists... why? you might ask... well, for proving me right... those commie bastards aint got s*** on MTWTFSS! and we proved it at the PPV... so anyone else feel like they can take our titles away from us... please feel free to try......
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Apr 22, 2005 20:56:03 GMT -5
The PBS show sounding music, and here they come...
Pierre and Jacques: We're not the Mounties! We're handsome, we're brave, we're strong! We're not the Mounties! We enforce the law! You can try to run, but you can never hide, Unlike the Mounties – WE ALWAYS GET OUR MAN!
Out walk Jacques Rougeau and Pierre Oulette, followed as usual by Johnny Polo. A few smart ass smarks call out Raven, but Johnny ignores them.
Howie Pink: The following tag team competition is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Quebec, Canada and weighing in at a combined weight of 524 lbs...the QUE-BEC-ERS!
The crowd showers them with boos, as Pierre, Jacques and Johnny pretend to soak up their adoration. Johnny has a golf club on hand, and lights a cigar.
"Sausalito Summer Nights" by Diesel starts. The Nyrds walk out, followed by El Unorigino and Sexy Translator. The Nyrds jump up and down like excited kids, as usual, and run down the ramp, sliding their way into the ring. Mike's pants are pulled down on account of the slide, and Joel makes sure he knows about it:
Joel: (SLAP) Pull up your pants!
Mike: (SLAPS back) Don't hit me!
Both get in a nerdy scuffle, and Unorigino and Sexy Translator roll their eyes, as Jacques and Pierre look on in confusion. P and J walk over to the scuffle, and try to get their attention.
Pierre: Uh...
Jacques: Guys?
Joel and Mike suddenly turn and fire off punches to the Quebecers faces. Joel and Mike keep handing them punches, until Pierre ducks Joel's punch, and joins Jacques in a double clothesline on Mike. After downing Mike, they hit Joel with the same move. Mike rolls out of the ring, and Joel is left to absorb a little punishment from the 'Becers. Jacques sends Joel to the ropes, and both men catch Joel in a double arm drag. They then land on Joel with a double elbow drop. Jacques goes to his corner, and Mike climbs up to his. Pierre picks up Joel by the hair, and rears back for a punch. Joel slowly falls, before he can be hit. Pierre drags him up again, but Joel slowly falls before anything can be done again. Pierre drags him up, and keeps him up in the air with his hand, and rears back for a big punch. Joel blocks it, and fires a big left to Pierre, sending him to the ropes. Upon his return, Joel whips him to the ropes opposite, and upon that return leaps frogs over him. And after that return, Joel hits a drop kick. Joel tags in Mike, and they go to work, laying heavy boots to Pierre. Jacques runs in, and the ref stops him.
Ref: Sorry. Can't let you do that.
Jacques: Isn't this EXTREME Wrestling?
Ref: Oh. Right. By all means, be revolutionary.
Jacques runs over to the beating and lays out Joel with a clothesline. Jacques suplex's Mike, and rolls out of the ring, dragging Joel along with him.
Joel: Oh lord.
Sexy Translator: Shouldn't you help them?
Unorigino: Uno Momento.
Pierre is back up, and picks up Mike. Mike tries what Joel did, with the slipping down, but Pierre simply kicks him in the chest rather than go through the irritation. Pierre locks Mike in a front face lock, and keeps it in for a while. Meanwhile, on the outside, Jacques is chasing Joel around the ring. Joel leans into the crowd, looking as if he's trying to escape, but Jacques grabs onto his foot. Jacques drags him back, and is hit in the face with an XBOX, which Joel grabbed from a nearby fan.
Fan: Hey.
Joel: Really, you won't be missing much.
Back in the ring, Mike is being worked over by Pierre, who keeps popping him in the face with some left hands. Mike ducks a shot, and pulls him down with a inverted DDT. Mike rolls away, and hops over the ropes. Mike waits for Pierre to stand, and Springboards over the ropes, to hit a flying shoulder block. Johnny Polo slides into the ring, holding his golf club, and stalks Mike as he stands up. At this point, Unorigino slides into the ring. As Mike gets up, Johnny raises his club. Just as he brings it down, Unorigino grabs it, and yanks it away. Johnny turns around, and is smacked in the head, which sends him staggering into Mike, who hits a Doki Doki DDT ( a double-arm DDT) on Polo. Joel slides in, and before Pierre can get comfortable with standing, hits him with a Yoshicutter (Diamond Cutter). Unorigino goes out and slides in Jacques, whom Mike hits with the Windows 95 (Colt 45). Mike drags Jacques to a nearby corner, as Unorigino drags Polo over to the same corner, and stacks him on top of Jacques. Finally, Joel stacks Pierre on top, and heads to the corner. Joel puts his hand in the air, and and leaps to the second rope, bouncing himself to the top rope, and hits the Mariosault. Joel lands it perfectly, and pins all three Quebecers. The ref won't count.
Ref: Look, uh...that looks really stupid. Pin one of them.
Mike and Joel shrug as they pull Jacques out of the pile, and hit him with the Revenge of the Nyrds (a Powerbomb Neckbreaker).
Ref: That'll do.
Mike pins Jacques, and the ref counts to three. The Nyrds celebrate with their usual jumping around, and Unorigino, who just can't help himself, joins in the jumping. Sexy Translator steps in, and Joel encourages her to jump with them.
Sexy Translator: No, that's okay.
The Nyrds and friends head out of the ring area, celebrating the whole way.
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Post by dorf on Apr 22, 2005 21:32:15 GMT -5
*press conference shown with Toomi about the Communists injuries*
ToomiBischoff: Why do you people care? Look, someone attacked the Communists in their lockerroom...we are getting background evidence trying to find out what happened. 3 of the 4 members have only stitches and bruises...and I'm sorry to say that Dorf got the worse extent of it all. A ruptured disc in his back, 3 broken ribs, a collasped lung, torn groin, and a laceration to the head. For the time being...he will be out permanently. PRESS CONFERENCE OVER.
*Toomi leaves, as the questions from the crowd uproar*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Apr 23, 2005 10:09:17 GMT -5
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa are now in the hospital garage. They spot a car and get in it*
HBH: Time to head back to EWT and get out Tag Team Titles back!
*Car speeds away*
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 23, 2005 20:04:30 GMT -5
The ligts dim, and a harp chord is played. A recorder begins to play a somber ditty, and soon the organs pipe in, playing Goldust's theme. The arena is covered in golden light, and gold confetti falls from the ceiling. Goldust makes a long, slow walk down the ramp, and the crowd isn't exactly sure whether to boo or to cheer. So they stay silent in confusion. Goldust crawls his way into the ring, and crawls across it for a few feet. He then gets up, stands on the second turnbuckle facing the crowd, and takes off his wig. He then slides his hands up his chest, and lets out a low snarl...growl...thing...I don't know what the hell it is.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, weighing in at 324 pounds, hailing from Hollywood, California, GOLDUST!
The lights raise, and the music stops. "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica begins to play, and the crowd looks confused. A girl wearing an evening gown thing and elbow length gloves walks out, holding a bamboo stick, and Dave's title. And then out walks Dave, who apparently has gained a few pounds, and has a candy cigarette in his mouth. Dave is wearing an E W F'n T shirt, and gym pants. Dave and his valet stroll down the ramp. Once they reach the ring, Dave stops and pulls out a can of Barquesweiser Root Beer. He guzzles it, then bashes it against his forehead, and tosses it away. He steps into the ring, and hands Lillian Garcia a piece of paper.
Lillian: (Reading off the paper) And introducing the current Tri-State Champion, weighing in at 243 pounds, hailing from LaCrosse, Wisconsin...SAND...DAVE?
Backstage, Toomi watches on his tv.
Toomi: SanDave? What the hell is he doing?
Elsewhere backstage, Addy Bomb and Stevie watch.
Addy: Oh, so THAT'S why he was eating so much.
Stevie: Couldn't he have done it without bulking up?
Other places backstage, Moxie watches.
Moxie: ...I hate him.
Back to the ring scheme of things, SanDave charges Dust, and knocks him down, punching him repeatedly in the face. Dave stands, and then stomps down hard on Dust. Dust rolls out of the ring, trying for safety. Dave follows him out. Once outside, Dust surprises him with some quick left hands, but Dave fights back, and brings Goldust's head down on the guard rail. Dave takes his head and bashes it on the ring apron, and bashes it on the rail again. Dave quickly puts Dust down with a Dangerous DDT. Dave follows this up by getting down and punching Goldust some more. Dave steps into the crowd for a minute, and the nearest fans pat him on the back. Meanwhile, Goldust is getting to his feet. Once to, he leans against the apron for support. SanDave soon climbs out of the crowd, and steps up to Dust, and bashes him over the head with a pan. Dust puts his hand up to his head, which is now bleeding. Dave irish whips Dust over the rails and into the crowd, and soon follows him. Goldust and Dave brawl through the crowd, both men trading shots. Dust puts Dave down with a quick DDT, and the ref, who was following them, makes the count. Goldust only gets a two. Goldust stands up and stomps down on Dave twice, and picks him up by the hair.
Dust takes Dave over to a raised wooden platform, and tries to suplex him, but Dave counters with a knee to the crotch, and hits the Dragon Buster, surprisingly enough. Dave makes the pin, and only gets a two himself. Dave doesn't get up, but forearms Goldust in the head repeatedly. Dave picks Dust up, and tosses him off the platform, really only a five foot fall, maybe six feet, but it still hurts. Dave stands at the very edge of the platform on the tips of his feet, and tries to hit a moonsault, but no one is there for him to hit. Dave grasps is chest, and he's hurt. Goldust rolls him over and clubs him in the chest, hurting him further. The sound of a wooden object clattering is heard, and Dave looks over to see the girl who was walking with him standing next to the bamboo staff. Dave grabs the bamboo staff, and bats Dust in the side of the head with it. Dust rolls off, and Dave keeps cracking Goldust over the head, back, arms, and legs with the bamboo stick. Goldust tries to crawl away, but still gets hit by Dave's weapon. After a few more shots, SanDave allows Goldust to crawl away, and into the ring. Dave quickly follows him in. Goldust stands, turns around, and is scared as hell to see that Dave has followed him. Dave fakes a shot with the staff, and Goldust backs off. Dave puts down the staff, and extends his hand to Goldust. Goldust isn't sure what to do, but goes to accept the shake. Dave quickly boots him in the stomach, and hits the Cradle Piledriver. He pins Goldust, and the ref counts to three. The crowd roars it's approval, and "Girl" steps into the ring, picks up the staff, and hands Dave his title. Dave heads to the back with Girl, and the screen fades to the next scene.
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Post by obi on Apr 24, 2005 3:41:09 GMT -5
(obi and MTWTFSS come to the ring. psychosis comes to the ring shortly after, limping)
joey styles: whats up with psychosis?
(obi rips the bandage off P's leg, to reveal a half bottle of jack daniels embedded in P's leg)
Obi:o...k
Destroyer: look, when i get drunk i get violent, okay?
obi: fine, easiest match ever.
(obi superkicks psychosis in the shin, and he falls to the floor screaming. obi covers for three, and grabs the mic)
Obi: now, i proudly present, the stable tag team champions of the wooooooorrld!
the miracle kid obi! the bad ass destroyer! The lasso from el paso el unorigino! and Mr "it wasnt my fault" dicksky - the MTWTFSS!!!!!!
Destroyer: and if your not down with that, we got 3 words for ya:
(crowd chants "call the cops!")
El unorigino: nuestro desafío se para. viene y obtiene el oro si usted piensa que usted es duramente suficiente
sexy translator: he says "our challenge stands. come and get the gold if you think you're hard enough"
(they walk out, jubilant)
several hours later:
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 24, 2005 11:37:32 GMT -5
Bk: NO. YOU KILLED PSYCHOSIS. Who's next, Blitzkrieg?
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Post by obi on Apr 24, 2005 11:40:47 GMT -5
BK: it had to be done.
well, not really.
unbk:
(MTWTFSS are sat backstage)
obi: guys, i proudly present, our new tshirts!
(they are t-shirts with the new come get some logo on)
Dean: it wasnt my fault!!!
Destroyer: i love it man!
El unorigino: que?
Sexy translator: Mr. U doesnt understand...
(dean rips sexy translators blouse and skirt off, and pours milk on her)
Obi and destroyer: DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE!
(dean turns to the camera)
Dean: every days a party with MTWTFSS!
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 24, 2005 12:39:00 GMT -5
BK: Lame, lame, a thousand times lame. Psychosis does not die!
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 24, 2005 13:27:23 GMT -5
Bk: Uh, if you hadn't already guessed, I'm trying to do a knockoff of Sandman.
If there's anything I should do to make it better, help would be appreciated.
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Post by obi on Apr 24, 2005 13:51:32 GMT -5
BK:fine
UNBK:
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 24, 2005 14:04:32 GMT -5
BK: That's better.
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