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Post by obi on Apr 24, 2005 14:05:31 GMT -5
BK: i aim to please. or postwh0re, whatthehellever
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
Posts: 144
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Post by El Unorigino on Apr 24, 2005 15:24:41 GMT -5
*Following the milk pouring, the sexy translator runs out of the room, crying. Unorigino gets up.
Unorigino: ¡Usted tipos son DICKS! ¡Cómo ATREVAsele falta al respeto a mi traductor como eso! ¡Si usted quiere a una PUTA SUCIA, usted sale y OBTIENE UNO!
*Unorigino slams the door as he walks off in search of his Translator.
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Post by obi on Apr 24, 2005 15:26:25 GMT -5
BK: i urge everyone to translate that, that is some funny crap right there. nicely done, Mr. U.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Apr 24, 2005 15:32:19 GMT -5
El Unorigino passes the Nyrds, who are drinking Slurpees. He backs up and talks to them.
Unorigino: ¿Qué manera ella fue?
Joel: Uh (slurps) What?
Unorigino: ¿Qué manera...ella fue?
Mike: Oh, yes, this Slurpee is delicious, thanks.
Unorigino: No. ¿Qué...manera...ella...fue?
Joel: Uh...Want some?
Unorigino: WHICH WAY DID MY TRANSLATOR GO?
Mike: Oh, she ran that way.
Unorigino: Gracias.
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Post by dorf on Apr 24, 2005 19:55:53 GMT -5
BK: The side-scrolling of psychosis's death...roflmfao
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
Posts: 6,431
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Apr 24, 2005 23:14:08 GMT -5
Hey guys....just doing some postwhoring................OI!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Apr 24, 2005 23:55:35 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is sitting in his office & there is a knock on the door.*
TB: Enter.
*Spaz opens the door & walks in.*
S: You wanted to see me?
TB: Yes I did. I got an interesting call form CBS earlier today. It appears that they want you to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman.
S: Great! When do they want me?
TB: Tuesday night. I am willing to let you go on a couple of conditions.
S: *Sighs* And what might they be?
TB: 1. Shill as much EWT Merchandise as possible. 2. Don't embarrase this organisation.
S: I can live with that.
TB: Excellent I will call CBS & let them know you will be there Tuesday.
*Spaz leaves Toomi's office.*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Apr 25, 2005 12:29:54 GMT -5
Breaking News:
Moxie has been in a small motorcycle accident, and is in the Hospital for some internal injuries to his already bruised ribs.
More info to come later.
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 26, 2005 9:42:01 GMT -5
Dave bumps this thread...NOW.
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
Posts: 3,223
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Post by ape on Apr 26, 2005 9:47:04 GMT -5
bk: dave's got the right idea, i think....things got stale...because it was a sticky...no reason to post because it was always on top....back on the old board people would write stuff just to bump the thread back to the top of the page...maybe we should try doing stuff on here without the sticky for a while and see how that goes....what'chu fellers think?
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Apr 26, 2005 10:26:35 GMT -5
Update on Moxie:
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 26, 2005 12:05:38 GMT -5
*Backstage at the EWT arena, the camera focuses in on "Silent Woman," the long-time associate of Moxie. She's filling out paperwork on one of the tables set up for the wrestlers, and basically minding her own business. Into the picture, however, steps Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark. He puts one foot up on the chair beside her and simply looks at her with a stupid smile on his face. Silent Woman glances up at him from her paperwork.*
*BU*: So, your buddy, Moxie, found himself in the hospital, huh? So tell me, is he actually hurt or is he just playing possum like Commissioner ToomiBischoff did a couple weeks ago?
*Silent Woman*: (says nothing. She just continues to stare at Billy)
*BU*: Awe! What's the matter? Has the cat got your tongue, again? I've heard you talk before, so I know you can talk now. So what's the story with Moxie? Is he hurt, or does he have something else up his sleeve? Maybe he's hiding his face because he's embarassed that I've exposed him as both the biggot and the fraud that he is? Or maybe he's hiding from me, because he knows I'm going to shove my fist up his ass... (Billy realizes what he said, and suddenly begins trying to cover for himself).... I mean... you know, beat his ass.... UP, that is.... beat his ass up! Not actually.... you know.... (Billy makes a sliding gesture with his fist)...
*Silent Woman*: (Just shakes her head and looks back down at her paperwork. Billy Ubermark reaches over and makes her turn back to face him)
*BU*: Hey... I'm not done, yet. You can tell your boy, Moxie, that I don't care if he's hiding or healing, because I know that deep down, he's running scared. He knows that I was right when I exposed him to everyone as being guilty of Virgin Discrimination, and that he didn't deserve to be the Tri-State Champion. He knows that I've already shown that I'm a better wrestler than he is. And he knows... especially after what happened a week ago on Sunday.... that when he finally gets in the ring with me, I'm going to prove to the whole world how pathetic he really is.
*Silent Woman*: (Simply continues staring at Billy Ubermark, her cold, blank expression unchanged.)
*BU*: But enough about me and Moxie. Let's talk about me and you. (Billy takes a seat next to Silent Woman, who continues to simply stare coldly at him) You're an attractive, young woman. And me.... I'm a hot, young man (Billy flexes his muscles for Silent Woman, even though his arms aren't that muscluar, or well defined, or even impressive at all). So what do you say we cut all the chit-chat.
(Billy pulls an X-rated book out of his back pocket, opens it, and hands it to Silent Woman.)
Do you think you'd be willing to do all of the stuff on Page 63, here? (Silent Woman looks at the page and reads it. She gets a disgusted look on her face, and gives an angry look to Billy).... If I were to pay you $50, that is?
(Silent Woman gets incessed at this. She hauls off to slap Billy Ubermark, but he catches her hand and stops her before she can connect with his face.)
*BU* (with a cocky smile on his face): On second thought, I'd sooner remain a virgin than sleep with you. Lord knows I don't wanna catch whatever Moxie and everyone else has given you... and vice versa.
(Silent Woman quickly slaps Billy with her other hand. He releases her and she storms off without her paperwork. Billy laughs as he stands up.)
*BU*: Must be that time of the month, huh?
(He takes Silent Woman's paperwork and brushes it off the table as he walks away.)
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 28, 2005 7:19:13 GMT -5
Did everyone forget that this existed?
BUMP MO FO!
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 28, 2005 9:25:20 GMT -5
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
Posts: 3,223
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Post by ape on Apr 28, 2005 9:38:43 GMT -5
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Post by invaderdave on Apr 28, 2005 9:43:28 GMT -5
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
Posts: 3,223
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Post by ape on Apr 28, 2005 9:45:47 GMT -5
bk: ooooooooh sale at penny's?! i wonder if they have any twinkees there....if it's still just clothing....then i deem them "dumb"
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 28, 2005 10:11:04 GMT -5
Update from UltimoChocula.com
"Hey, all my Choconauts! What's going on? I can tell you what's going on here, nothing! Seems like those pears at the EWT are ducking yours truly. Yes folks, they're running scared. They're so scared that the entire federation has gone on hiatus just so those throw rags don't have to face me. Typical.
But don't dispare my Choconauts! While the fed has gone NHL on us I thought I'd take this time to thank you, the fans. That's right, I'll be driving from city to city in the Ulti-bus and making appearances to meet each and every one of you. I'll be signing autographs, taking pictures, letting your girlfriend get an eyeball of what a hot hunka beefcake looks like then get depressed cuz she's stuck with your flabby carcass, the whole works! The tour is kicking off soon so check back here for tour dates and special announcements!"
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
Posts: 144
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Post by El Unorigino on May 2, 2005 16:59:48 GMT -5
*Unorigino finally catches up with the Sexy Translator, who's crying on a park bench. Unorigino puts his cape around her. She's still in her underwear, covered in milk.
Sexy Translator: Sus amigos son tirones.
Unorigino: Yo no tuve la menor idea.
Sexy Translator: Significo, el Nyrds están bien, pero esos tipos de MTWTFSS son realmente atroces.
Unorigino: Sé ahora.
Sexy Translator: Pienso que yo quizás tenga que parar trabajar con usted sobre esto.
Unorigino: ¿QUE? ¡La culpa no era mía!
Sexy Translator: Usted empieza a sonar como ellos.
Unorigino: <sobbing> Sé que esos tipos chupan. Perdón, bebé. Hablaré con ellos. Si la necesidad es, yo me separaré de ellos.
Sexy Translator: ¿Realmente lo significa usted?
Unorigino: ¡SI SI, absolutamente! Lamento mucho.
*Sexy Translator and Unorigino hug. The ratings for EWT jump among the latino market, and Carlos Cabrera and Hugo Savinovich cry tears of joy. End scene.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 2, 2005 17:30:45 GMT -5
*After having witnessed the touching moment...*
Joel: That's so nice.
Mike: What?
Joel: They're a firm team...thing.
Mike: Yeah, that is nice.
Joel: What do you want to do today?
Mike: I dunno. ...Let's go play Sega.
Joel: Sweetness.
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