Write a note to yourself at ten.

[Nr1Humanoid]

Imagine yourself at 10 years old, think back to the little boy, and think about what you could have prevented, or changed, or altered in the comming years of your life. If you could write and send a letter back through time to yourself at 10, what would you put in it?

"When you work at the cafe in tenth grade, refuse the free access to the coke dispencer, you'll get laid more. Don't let go of the budding friendship with PW, you'll always regret it. Thomas really likes you, try to get closer as a friend"

[Madman Szalinski]

Dear Jeremy:

Enjoy your right testicle while you can.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Dear Little Godz,

ECW will not exist after you graduate high school, so your plan to work there will not work out. So you may actually want to try in school. Just a little.

[Next Level was WRONG]

"Alright, taped to this note is the lyrics and music to the biggest selling songs of the next eight years, aswell as some comedy ones to impress people. Now go half-ass a guitar from someone.


Also, Steve Austin aligns with McMahon and wins the belt at Wrestlemania X7. Haha spoilers!"

[Deleted]

Maybe you should pay attention to your schoolwork a little more, most of those factory jobs you're expecting to get after high school will be "out-sourced"*** to other countries.

(***"Out-sourced" is a new millennium term for "moved away".)

[Strotha]

"Dear little kid Strotha,

Start trying (or actually doing stuff) in school, never touch drugs, don't hurt yourself.When you're eighteen, your girlfriend will ask you to get a tattoo of her name to be romantic.Don't do it.Also, look both ways before crossing the road, and when you're a few years older, you'll develop a crush on the cute girl across the street.Try talking to her before she moves away.She likes you.She's not the one, but don't miss out on her.

(Sister's Name Censored) will become very sick.Eventually, she will die.Try to visit her more in the hospital and enjoy your time together.Let her know how much you love her.

Finally, these feelings you have towards both boys and girls are natural.Relax, dude, don't do anything stupid.It's just the way you are.

Your buddy, older Strotha with wheels

PS - Don't ever watch Eyes Wide Shut."

[D2: Sweet & Sour Edition]

"Don't worry, it doesn't fall off."

[Shy Guy]

dear trista:

boys suck and they have cooties.

[Deleted]

Dear little Soul Brother

you will get contacts, but youll stay fat. Stop talking to Thompson because hes scum. Don't go down the alley. And start playing baseball, cause nobody likes the football players

[aka Cthulhu]

Oi, punk. In a few years you'll be awesome, so there's no need to worry. Just do what we usually do, hey? You might want to look up on ankylosing spondylitis though -- that should save you and the parents a lot of time and money.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

Dear Scot:

Lose weight before you enter high school, grow your hair out, and don't wear funky clothes because they aren't cool. Oh and tell the girl how you really feel about her between Feb. - July of 2003 or you'll lose her forever.

P.S. DON'T OBSESS OVER GETTING A GIRLFRIEND AFTER YOU TURN 18, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON!

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Dear Lil' Brick,

Just some FYI's for future reference:

1) That whole thing where you can't do number two without tucking your willie in to avoid leakage....yeah, you'll still have that.

2) That high school kid who just beat your ass in HORSE? He'll be a #1 pick in the NBA Draft someday.

3) TALK TO AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE. I don't care what you're saying, just talk to them. Trust me, it will loosen you up later in life.

4) There's something you need to know about one of your future presidents....

5) You will not be an engineer when you grow up. Yes, you'll still like math and be good at it...until you discover calculus.

6) Remember that dirty magazine one of your classmates brought to school? You won't have to pay for those pictures in the future...unless you count the monthly cost of internet.

I'm just gonna leave you in the dark with that "internet" word. It amuses me.

Bye!

[Madman Szalinski]

Oh, I almost forgot a few things.

- I know Crystal Pepsi is awesome, but you might not wanna drink that one can you have left sitting in your room under the bed.
- Dan Marino won't be winning a Super Bowl. Deal with it. Put your Miami jersey on the wall with pride.
- I know you don't listen to anything other than country because your parents won't let you. Well, my parents. I say thank them, because eventually you're going to need to discover the greatness that was the 90's for yourself, and by the time you actually do modern music and culture will be abysmal. So thank them for sheltering you in this time, saving pop culture's best moments for when you'll be begging for someone to put a bullet in Akon or Puff Daddy...
- Oh yeah. It's P. Diddy. Or Diddy. Or Puff. Call him Sean Combs and see how he reacts. Ask him to make Burger King stay open an extra couple of hours every night.
- And hey, you know that one wrestler guy? With the white stars on his boots? Just came into the WWF with Ted Dibiase? The Ringmaster? DON'T LET YOUR DOG CHEW HIS ACTION FIGURE UP. He might be something someday.
- Don't visit New York City for your sixteenth birthday. Go somewhere that there's not an international airport.
- Learn how to manage your diabetes. You'll want all three of your legs working properly for adulthood.
- Bill Clinton DID have sexual relations with those women. Just pretend he didn't until the whole thing is over. If you're not sure what sexual relations are, go under Dad's bed and find the Reebook Brittanica shoe box. There are plenty of guides and pictorals for you to choose from. I recommend the Men's Health Guide To A Bitchin' Sex Life.
- Don't open the three-ring binder, though. You didn't need to know about Mom's tattoos, or Dad's birthmark that looks like a second penis trying to grow out from underneath the first one.

And remember, no matter what happens, stop to enjoy life. Don't waste time crying over what you don't have. Because trust me, you're not going to have a whole hell of a lot.

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

Dear The Jake,

For the love of god, stay away from that Wrestlecrap place. Once you join there is no escape!!!

[FrankGotch]

Dear Frank

Sell everything you have and make the following bets.

now take all the money you made from betting and buy as many shares of Microsoft as you can.

now buy a majority share of Yahoo

now Google

now youtube.

Now I-pods.

OK your done invest all your money in gold sit back relax, and enjoy the rest of your life.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

alrite Reg, it's you, except i know more, and could kick your ass, so listen to me:

1) avoid merthyr tydfill. i can't pronounce it either, but if you go there, you'll end up wandering around for like a weekend (including a bank holiday) trying to either find the wrestling school or get home. if you HAVE to go there, know that you'll find the school and get home, but that it will cost you a fiver and a broken nose.

2) every chat up line you will ever use will fail. disastrously.

3) in 2008, your year will kinda suck around summer and autumn, but stick it out. the winter and the beginning of the year after is AWESOME. i've only got to that part so far, so for all we know it could get even better, but either way, all the stuff you're crapping yourself about in october goes away.

4) for your own sanity, stay the hell away from anyone named jenny. i know, she's awesome. but if you end up agreeing with me on that, you'll end up being miserable for a while, and we don't want that bellend berryman to see you cry over a girl.

5) you know how you hate maths? don't even try and pass the course, you'll only fail anyway. you might as well keep the laziness up to the end.

6) you'll prove that prick of a DT teacher wrong and all. i haven't done that yet, but it's in the works. when we see that moron's face, it'll be classic.

7) when you go round the fly's house on his birthday, just remember: THAT GIRL IS IN A WHEELCHAIR. DO NOT ASK HER TO DANCE. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TRY TO HELP HER TO HER FEET.

8) wrestling: don't get too attatched to that benoit bloke. also, put alot of bets on john cena.

9) when boz drops out of college, make sure you find out where he's going. seriously.

so yeah, those are the main things. other than those little slip ups, you're doing alright. most of the other stuff you get into ends pretty well. that's about it, so yeah, i'll see you when i see you mate.

lots of love,

you.

PS: yes, west brom did do it in the end.

[Dangery Scubba]

Dear Tiny Scubba:

That girl you like, yeah her. She likes you too. Talk to her. She's also loaded. It'll help you in the long run anyway.

And stop sheltering yourself from everyone.

Don't try to get too smooth with the older ladies. It'll suck later on. Especially that married one...

[Reptar]

Dear 10-year-old me:

You will still be a virgin by the time you write this. You will lose weight and girls will start to think you're cute, although they won't admit it around anyone else, because everyone will still hate you. I know you love wrestling, but that will all be ruined when you search for on the internet. You will be kicked out of school, and hate your new one. Something that you do there will cause you to be put on probation. You will also lose all of your friends from your old school. You will get jumped several times. You will stop getting as much money, and never be able to get anything you want anymore.

So take that, bitch.

[Deleted]

Hey ten year old me. How's it going? That Sega Saturn still awesome? Son, you have no idea what's to come.

Listen, I just want to apologise just now about the sadistic bastard you'll be in ten years' time, and I'm really sorry you get so fat - yeah, you think now's bad, you just wait. But here's the thing - as crap as my life is now, you can't change anything. Lost season 5 will tell you all about that. What do you mean, what's Lost? Oh, right, it hasn't started yet. Well, it's awesome. Anyway, you can't change anything, because what has happened, has happened. Well, actually, in receiving this note, the future could change. Good lord, what's to become?

...

Good news! You now have a solid gold penis! Haha, I'm just kidding. It's actually fallen off. Anyway, catch ya later. Steve

PS. Yeah, you dropped that dorky "n" from the end of your name.

[W?Y]

Dear l'il Will,

Don't worry, my man. It's going to be okay. Yes, you will still be kinda tubby for a while, but you don't have to worry about that. You'll still be great friends with a lot of great people who like you for who you are.

Girls are kinda scary. I know. But try and make friends with them, and you'll be grateful. TRUST ME.

In about four years, you'll meet someone who will change your life for the better. Let it happen, and be not afraid.

You will find someone who likes you as much as you like her. Enjoy the time you have together, and when it's over, let it rest.

Don't be sad when you lose touch with friends. You'll gain more than you lose.

Keep your hands to yourself!

Tell your dad that you love him. I know that, sometimes, he can be pushy or annoying, but he loves you. Enjoy the time you have left with him, you'll miss him more than you know.

Be good to your mom.

Sell those Pokemon cards, and live like a king!

One day, you'll have a PS2. And you will be content.

Life will be hard, but it will be worth it. Take it easy, and love everyone.

- Big Will