Gay bashing is still alive and well here in Kansas

[Phosphor Glow]

So I went to karaoke at the bar tonight with my friends Jessica and Stephanie and a few others. Had a good time, sang a few songs. Saw a few of my cousins there.

But near the end this kid I went to high school with and a couple of his friends I don't know showed up. They were pretty harmless while they were there. Didn't say/do anything to anyway. I thought nothing of it.

Then as I was leaving, I almost ran into one of them, and I said "Sorry, excuse me" and moved out of the way. Then the other kid shot off "HAY WATCH OUT MAN THAT GUY WAS GONNA KISS YOU."

I didn't think much of it. Didn't turn around, just said "f*** you" as I was making my way out of the bar. Just another idiot, I guess.

Well, I'd gotten out to my car and I was about to pull out when the douchebag came out and knocked on my window.

I rolled it down and said "Can I help you?"

Him: DID YOU SAY f*** YOU?

Me: Yes I did.

Him: WHY'D YOU SAY THAT? YOU NEVER SAY THAT.

Me: Well, because you shouted that I was gonna kiss that guy, and frankly I didn't need that bullshit.

Him: YOU NAVER SAY f*** ME. NEVER SAY THAT.

At this point he looked all threatening and MANLYMANLYMAN or whatever, so I just rolled my window up and drove off. I'm sure he was spoiling for a fight, but I have no interest in getting the shit beat out of me. I have no toughness I feel I need to live up to. I'd much rather not be hit, than be hit. I'm no fighter.

I haven't been threatened because of my sexuality and way I dress in many years.

It's amazing. Truly amazing.

Oh well, comes with the territory I suppose.

I don't usually post stuff like this on here, I'm just kinda surprised at this point since it hasn't happened in so long.

[rrm15]

I f***ing hate douche bags that think they're allowed to say whatever they want and then just get LIVID when someone calls them out on it.

Good on you for not letting him say whatever he wanted. The dude sounds like a f***in loser anyway.

[Phosphor Glow]

Yeah, he pretty much was, at least from what I can tell.

Thanks. I'm not interested in letting douchebags walk all over me like I was in high school.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

He probably just couldn't bring himself to tell you that he was totally in love with you. It's okay. I've had girls do the same thing. They often swear at me and laugh at me. I know they just wanna ride my bologna pony.

[Phosphor Glow]

Well, everyone does. You are Banjo, after all. That moustache does funny things to everyone in the universe.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Guys like that will be losers their whole lives. Don't think anything of it.

[Phosphor Glow]

Yeah I'm not too worried about it really, but thanks. More of a reflection on my amazement at how ignorant people still are than anything else.

[Claw died]

One time, I went to a park!

[Phosphor Glow]

WERE THERE SWINGS!?

My god, there better have been swings.

[Claw died]

Well, yeah. There was also a slide and monkey bars.

[Phosphor Glow]

I wanna go.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Feb 12, 2009 3:36:27 GMT -5 Phosphor Glow said:

Well, everyone does. You are Banjo, after all. That moustache does funny things to everyone in the universe.

You deserve a schpanking. I'm sorry. I'm drunk on honey bun.

[Claw died]

Feb 12, 2009 3:46:21 GMT -5 Phosphor Glow said:

I wanna go.

The best park ever is in your dreams.




Mine had bouncy floors and a forever slide!

[Janitor From Mars]

Feb 12, 2009 3:36:55 GMT -5 Ultimo Chocula said:

Guys like that will be losers their whole lives. Don't think anything of it.

What this guy said.

If anything, the guy that came up to the car was probably holding what was left of his manhood after you pwned him. He probably went and drunk it off afterwards like a typical loser.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

When was homophobia ever dead? Don't you see all the people call stuff "gay" to mean it sucks or calling each other "fagot" (even here, this word isn't filtered even though the n word and other offensive terms are. I'm just saying)?

Also, you should have punched him in the mouth.


YOU WOULD HAVE IF YOU WERE A MAN!!

private jokes FTW.

[Phosphor Glow]

Feb 12, 2009 4:16:34 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

When was homophobia ever dead? Don't you see all the people call stuff "gay" to mean it sucks or calling each other "fagot" (even here, this word isn't filtered even though the n word and other offensive terms are. I'm just saying)?

Also, you should have punched him in the mouth.


YOU WOULD HAVE IF YOU WERE A MAN!!

private jokes FTW.

I'll only punch him in the mouth if you high-five someone during a threesome.

And nah, it hasn't really died, but I haven't been the target of it for quite some time.

[thwak is T.hawk]

to me it sounds like he was drunk out of his mind and had no idea what he was saying.

[Phosphor Glow]

I can usually tell a drunk person from a sober one, even when they're not an "obvious drunk."

This guy just didn't seem to have much alcohol in him at all.

[thwak is T.hawk]

oh, because I was going to say if I was drunk, and I mean REALLY DRUNK, I probably would've done the same thing.

[The Karaoke King]

Feb 12, 2009 4:16:34 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

When was homophobia ever dead? Don't you see all the people call stuff "gay" to mean it sucks or calling each other "fagot" (even here, this word isn't filtered even though the n word and other offensive terms are. I'm just saying)?

To be fair, faggot can mean a bundle of wood or a British meatball made of pork offal whereas the n-word only really has one meaning. Also, the shortened version, "fag" can just mean a cigarette.