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Post by dannyrctv on Jul 20, 2009 10:42:46 GMT -5
Okay yeah almost all of them suck as far as their lack of in ring ability. But there's this one diva that does the stupidest in ring move I've ever seen in my entire 34 years of watching wrestling!
She does this weak flying head scissors move and yells while her opponent spins her around to pathetically create the illusion that this girl is defying gravity by spinning around in mid air,then she (the opponent) will flip herself over trying to make it look like this chick's flying head scissors move took her down. Anyone here know who I'm talking about? I want to know this chick's name so I can make an example out of how much she sucks and how unrealistic and unimpressive that move is!
Fortunately I haven't seen her in a while and maybe she's been released! I hope so because that move is beyond lame! Every time she does that head scissors,it looks like she's lost control and her opponent who is the one doing the spinning around while holding this chick whose legs are wrapped around the opponent's head holds still and just yells,it looks like this chick is about to be launched off the opponent's head and crash land on her back which would be okay and believable. But instead, we are supposed to believe this chick can triple spin around in mid air with her legs wrapped around her opponent's head and flip her over?? It's like watching a cartoon!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jul 20, 2009 10:44:29 GMT -5
Okay yeah almost all of them suck as far as their lack of in ring ability. But there's this one diva that does the stupidest in ring move I've ever seen in my entire 34 years of watching wrestling! She does this weak flying head scissors move and yells while her opponent spins her around to pathetically create the illusion that this girl is defying gravity by spinning around in mid air,then she (the opponent) will flip herself over trying to make it look like this chick's flying head scissors move took her down. Anyone here know who I'm talking about? I want to know this chick's name so I can make an example out of how much she sucks and how unrealistic and unimpressive that move is! Fortunately I haven't seen her in a while and maybe she's been released! I hope so because that move is beyond lame! Every time she does that head scissors,it looks like she's lost control and her opponent who is the one doing the spinning around while holding this chick whose legs are wrapped around the opponent's head holds still and just yells,it looks like this chick is about to be launched off the opponent's head and crash land on her back which would be okay and believable. But instead, we are supposed to believe this chick can triple spin around in mid air with her legs wrapped around her opponent's head and flip her over?? It's like watching a cartoon! Kelly Kelly? If so, yeah, she's pretty bad.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 20, 2009 10:45:21 GMT -5
There's a lot of suspension of disbelief moves to be fair - Styles Clash, Playmaker etc.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 10:51:48 GMT -5
I'd look up the roster sections on wwe.com myself
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Post by Krimzon on Jul 20, 2009 10:53:27 GMT -5
I'm glad you went into detail in your post. I was poised to come in here and say "You'll have to be more specific." But yeah, I believe K^2 is the woman that does that.
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Post by Lionheart on Jul 20, 2009 10:59:03 GMT -5
Yay, another Kelly Kelly hate thread.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jul 20, 2009 10:59:14 GMT -5
K2 is definitely one of the worst. Why couldn't they release her and bring back Kennedy? At least he had charisma. They could put him on announcing duties, like JBL.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 20, 2009 11:01:38 GMT -5
K 2 is definitely one of the worst. Why couldn't they release her and bring back Kennedy? At least he had charisma. They could put him on announcing duties, like JBL. He'd sprain his jaw trying to shill Subway and be out for 17 months
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Post by Lionheart on Jul 20, 2009 11:03:10 GMT -5
K 2 is definitely one of the worst. Why couldn't they release her I direct you to another thread still on the first page. I am puzzled by the implication that Kennedy and Kelly serve roughly the same role or function.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 20, 2009 11:04:16 GMT -5
What's with all the Kelly hate all of a sudden? Is she sleeping with The Undertaker now?
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dannyrctv
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Post by dannyrctv on Jul 20, 2009 11:15:09 GMT -5
What's with all the Kelly hate all of a sudden? Is she sleeping with The Undertaker now? Watch her "Wrestle" and then you wont need to ask that! She was fine when she was doing her "Extreme Expose" on ECW. That's all most of the Divas are good for:STRIPPING! Otherwise, if they can't perform at the level of a Mickie James,Gail Kim or Natalya Neidhart,then keep the out of the ring PLEASE!!!
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Post by Lionheart on Jul 20, 2009 11:17:52 GMT -5
What's with all the Kelly hate all of a sudden? Is she sleeping with The Undertaker now? Watch her "Wrestle" and then you wont need to ask that! She was fine when she was doing her "Extreme Expose" on ECW. Actually, most of this board hated her even more then. This is like saying that if a men's wrestler should stay out of the ring if they can't perform at the level of Brian Danielson. It's all relative.
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Jul 20, 2009 11:20:21 GMT -5
Kind of reminds me of that wrestler that used to do that STUPID move. He'd weakly slam his opponents and then take forever looking at the crowd, throw his elbow pads into the crowd and then drop a weak elbow after raising his eyebrow.
I don't know why they didn't release him. Obviously stupid move had no place in wrestling.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 20, 2009 11:22:32 GMT -5
I hated that one horrible wrestler who'd body slam a guy and spend 2 minutes looking at the crowd, cupping his ear with his hands, and gentle walk to his opponent and drop his leg (with his knee bent) over some guy's chest. How unbelievable that that would be the move to finish a guy off.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jul 20, 2009 11:23:42 GMT -5
Kind of reminds me of that wrestler that used to do that STUPID move. He'd weakly slam his opponents and then take forever looking at the crowd, throw his elbow pads into the crowd and then drop a weak elbow after raising his eyebrow. I don't know why they didn't release him. Obviously stupid move had no place in wrestling. And that one guy who waves his hand over his face, runs across the ring and drops a fist that looks like it misses half the time, couldn't be a great asset to the WWE.
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Post by The Karaoke King on Jul 20, 2009 11:27:40 GMT -5
And what about that guy who would bulldog his opponent, hop around on one foot, do some stupid breakdance move and chop the guy in the throat who's been down for a minute? Boy, I sure wish-- *telephone rings*
They did release that guy? Good!
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Jul 20, 2009 11:27:52 GMT -5
Well, Her running through the ropes botch with Jillian still makes me laugh.
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Post by dannyrctv on Jul 20, 2009 11:37:13 GMT -5
This is like saying that if a men's wrestler should stay out of the ring if they can't perform at the level of Brian Danielson. It's all relative. When you watch RAW tonight compare the Divas match to all the men's matches. also notice the crowd reactions. If there were male wrestlers that were as bad as most of the divas I'd be saying the same thing. Seth Green had no business being in the ring last week as well as any other celebrity that has done so in the past. I agree the people's elbow is a lame as a finisher but it was still entertaining and look how over it was! Hogan may not have been the most technical wrestler but I think a near 7 foot 300 pound giant dropping a leg on you is 100 times more believable than the head scissors move I described above and again that's a move that always got over. Kelly Kelly:Hottie but wrestling nottie!
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Post by waitingforjune on Jul 20, 2009 12:51:45 GMT -5
This is like saying that if a men's wrestler should stay out of the ring if they can't perform at the level of Brian Danielson. It's all relative. When you watch RAW tonight compare the Divas match to all the men's matches. also notice the crowd reactions. If there were male wrestlers that were as bad as most of the divas I'd be saying the same thing. Seth Green had no business being in the ring last week as well as any other celebrity that has done so in the past. I agree the people's elbow is a lame as a finisher but it was still entertaining and look how over it was! Hogan may not have been the most technical wrestler but I think a near 7 foot 300 pound giant dropping a leg on you is 100 times more believable than the head scissors move I described above and again that's a move that always got over. Kelly Kelly:Hottie but wrestling nottie! FYI, Hogan is like 6'4" or 6'5", so even with rounding, that's not not 7'. I'm 6'5", so he wouldn't exactly be a giant to me. I get your point, though. As for the Divas, all I have to say is take a Divas match from 6-8 years ago and take one from this year. Huge difference in quality across the board, even if they still suck for the most part. Even the worst diva now (who I still say is NOT K2) is 100x better than the worst diva then (Jackie Gayda, anyone?)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 12:54:12 GMT -5
Yay, another Kelly Kelly hate thread. Seems she's approaching McCool levels now
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