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Post by weaselboy on Dec 17, 2009 21:37:40 GMT -5
They could always just fade to black mid episode ala The Sopranos
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 17, 2009 21:38:20 GMT -5
It's revealed that ECW has been dead for years. Sunday Night Heat murdered it and wore its skin as a suit.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 17, 2009 21:41:56 GMT -5
John Cena and HHH beat the entire ECW roster in one night.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2009 21:43:43 GMT -5
It should end the same way it started.
Sandman caning a zombie. Or an alien.
Sandman caning something.
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Post by weaselboy on Dec 17, 2009 21:46:53 GMT -5
One for the Brits.
Jimmy Saville goes to a power lever backstage, shakes his head disaprovingly then pulls the lever down drowning the empty arena into darkness
then gets caned over the head by the Sandman.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 17, 2009 21:49:41 GMT -5
Superstars and ECW will be fighting in a warehouse, until Superstars cuts off ECW's head and yells "There can be only one!!!!!!!"
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 17, 2009 21:49:47 GMT -5
Sandman is seen watching ECW on a TV, he canes the TV. Roll credits.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2009 21:53:24 GMT -5
Last episode ends with Dreamer going to his daughter's school to see the principal.
The Sandman is the principal, dressed in a suit and tie, glasses, formal look. There is one beer on his desk. No mention is made about their past history. Talk about Dreamer's kid. Then fades to black.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 17, 2009 22:16:43 GMT -5
Serious answer:
It will be a two-hour special featuring the whole roster and anyone else who was ever part of ECW.
Commentators will be Matt Striker, Joey Styles, Byron Saxton, and Josh Matthews. Mike Adamle will probably be in a comedy segment with the "Dustman" caning him.
They'll have a special "Extreme Rules" match with Sabu, Sandman, and Dreamer who return to take on JBL, Big Show, and Hardcore Holly.
Hurricane will take on Paul Burchill for the final time.
DJ Gabriel will return to dance with Tyler Reks.
Abraham Washington Show with former ECW Champions: Chavo Guerrero, Matt Hardy, Mark Henry, John Morrison, CM Punk, and Jack Swagger.
That above segment leads to Tony Atlas snapping and teaming with Hardy, Morrison, and Henry to take on Chavo, Punk, Swagger, and Washington in a 8-man tag match.
Kofi makes a return to face Yoshi in an epic match.
Regal's Roundtable finally dissolves and they wrestle in a triple threat.
Goldust cuts a promo on Sheamus...and gets beat up.
Dudebusters take on Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore in a tag match/squash.
Colin Delaney makes his return...only to eat a chokeslam from Kane.
Ric Flair returns to have a Wooooooo contest with Zack Ryder.
Kelly will have her Extreme Expose...only for Mike Knox to interfere and then Evan Bourne defending her, then Miz shows up to beat him up...and Shelton makes the save for a tag match.
The show ends on a high note with Christian taking on RVD (Pun intended) for the ECW Championship. Then Vince makes a speech and talks trash about ECW with his do rag on.
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Post by barley96 on Dec 17, 2009 22:49:21 GMT -5
Vince McMahon will have an opening speech: "Fans of WWE. I apologize for emasculating and bastardizing the name of ECW. I realize that I f***ed the show by firing Paul Heyman. When he was in somewhat control of ECW, he coud draw ratings above a 1.5. Then I could not put my ego aside and made myself ECW Champion, essentially saying that I am better than all of the Superstars of ECW. Then I brought in a bunch of FCW clones and most of them are not worthy of holding Jamie Noble's jock strap. This will be the last ECW show. I hope I did not drive away too many fans. And watch RAW, the longest running epidsodic show on tv. We have Chucky Cheese because I do it for the children."
Than they cran in five matches in an our with half of the show being the Abraham Washington show. The guest is Vince McMahon regarding the closing of ECW.
At the end of the show he fires everybody except Vladimir Kozolov and Eziekiel Jackson because those are his favorites due to their size and limited mobility.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 17, 2009 22:53:55 GMT -5
ECW is walking home scratching a lottery ticket when a group of thugs drive up and shoot him to death as he runs away in slow motion.
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 17, 2009 22:55:59 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior destroys the set, no one speaks of it again, and it is replaced in its television duties by a replacement wrestling show wearing pancake makeup and carrying a prop urn.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 17, 2009 23:02:22 GMT -5
Christian keeps hearing these strange voices in his backyard so he goes to philly and meets paul heyman who tells him all about the OLD ECW. Then christian and Paul drive back to christian's house and build a ring in a corn field. A few moments later RVD,Sandman,Tommy Dreamer , Rhyno , Justin Credible , Team 3D, Sabu Etc. Etc. Come out and begin to have a hardcore battle royal in the ring.
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Post by r. on Dec 17, 2009 23:09:15 GMT -5
A mysterious figure guns down every member of the roster...but who?
was it:
Theodore Long?
Vince McMahon?
Randy Orton?
the 1996 Denver broncos?
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Dec 17, 2009 23:10:33 GMT -5
I'll be serious, Christian loses to whoever wins ECW Homecoming at The Rumble. That Tuesday we go straight to Tiffany in the ring announcing ECW has a new name, a new look and new champion, a new intro then plays, they come back and she's introduces the new champion.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 17, 2009 23:12:38 GMT -5
They storm tiffany's massion and she pulls out an m16 with a grenade launcher and goes out in a blaze of glory.
Twenty years later a new ECW video game is released that says she actually did escape the shooutout.
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Post by frankincleveland on Dec 17, 2009 23:34:38 GMT -5
The entire ECW roster ends up in jail for disregarding a local "Good Samaritan Law." Most fans will hate it.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 17, 2009 23:39:03 GMT -5
Chris Benoit returns for the ECW Homecoming.
(runs out of thread)
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Post by DSR on Dec 17, 2009 23:55:39 GMT -5
They reveal that the entire ECW brand was something Roseanne has been writing in her basement. She'll also reveal that Dan really died from that heart attack.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 17, 2009 23:56:54 GMT -5
The entire Episode Tommy Dreamer is shown walking around and hearing this song. Trying to figure out where its coming from. Asking others if they can here it. As he is wondering arround he sees things from ECW. Like the old TV title etc
It ends with him near the catering table sitting down drinking some coffee with Rey, Melenko and Jericho. And the song gets louder. The camera pans arround to see Triple H, Shawn and Vince at one table. Taker in the corner taping his wrists. There is a loud bang.
The lights then go out. And ECW is dead
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