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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 18, 2009 3:07:18 GMT -5
At the beginning of the show Vince McMahon announces that the show has been bought by someone who's identity is unknown.
Then it's revealed that the mystery buyer is BAH GAWD [o]Shane McMahon[/o][o]Hulk Hogan[/o][o]Donald Trump[/o][o]Eric Bischoff[/o] someone who've never seen before.
And that's it. The next week show will be same but with a more exciting name
And it's a variety show where the wrestlers tell jokes and play funny sketches(written by the WWE Creative)
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 18, 2009 3:09:59 GMT -5
The episode starts with Christian in the hospital , having been there for several months after a beating at the hands of Yoshi Tatsu/ Kozlov/Zeke/Regal and Regal's brother burchill. He then goes to japan and trains with a very wise japanese man in the art of kung fu before going around the world beating the men who beat him up in a sick and twisted tail of revenge.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 18, 2009 3:19:12 GMT -5
Vince McMahon doing voice over:The year is 2001, and E.C.W. dies off as one of the last of America's territorial wrestling promotions. In a freak mishap ECW and its star Tommy Dreamer are blown out of their territory onto a national stage which freezes his gimick and fan base, and returns Tommy Dreamer to wrestling eight years later.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 18, 2009 10:03:43 GMT -5
Recent rumors swirling around seem to suggest the WWE finally pulling the plug on the ECW brand and reverting back to the old system. Whilst nothing is set in stone, I was just wondering how everyone on this forum thinks the WWE will end this show. Will it be a fleeting mention of WWE.com, or a big send off show. The ECW title will merge with either the WWE Red or WWE Blue belt and the roster will get split up and sent to good homes where they will be cared for and nurtured. |
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Post by The Varsity Club on Dec 18, 2009 11:26:27 GMT -5
Whatever happens, in a few years, Raw should open with a segment where Vince McMahon wakes up and finds Tiffany in the shower, then ECW resumes the next night as if nothing happened. The old fellas like me love this reference. ;D |
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 18, 2009 12:18:37 GMT -5
Whatever happens, in a few years, Raw should open with a segment where Vince McMahon wakes up and finds Tiffany in the shower, then ECW resumes the next night as if nothing happened. The old fellas like me love this reference. ;D I get the reference, but it's mainly due to the "Family Guy" send-up. |
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Dec 18, 2009 12:19:41 GMT -5
It's gotta end like the best TV-show ending ever... "St. Elsewhere."
It goes to Eugene sitting on the floor, looking at a snow globe. Vince McMahon states that all he does lately is sit on the floor, staring at that snow globe. It's assumed that the entire run has been in the mind of Eugene. The end.
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Post by Tom S on Dec 18, 2009 12:24:44 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer wakes up and realises it was all a dream
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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 18, 2009 12:32:09 GMT -5
Bette Midler comes out and sings "One more for my baby"
Then Sandman canes her.
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Post by Tapout on Dec 18, 2009 12:39:42 GMT -5
Obsessed with his loss to Sheamus, Cena goes over the edge and starts hearing warped versions of what people say to him.
Cena is backstage at Raw and asks HHH if he can get a dollar for the vending machine since HHH owes him from last time. HHH replies, "Hey, sorry John. Left my wallet in my locker, but about that dollar I owe you...Cena, you're never getting it back. Dah."
Cena tries to strike up some light conversation with some stagehands about how bad The Marine 2 was. "Oh boy, do I want those two hours of my life back," he jokes. The stagehands look up and reply "Cena, you're never getting it back. Dah."
Disconcerted, Cena walks down the arena hall and runs into a little old cleaning lady and asks her if she's seen his missing contact lenses. "Oh dear me," says the old lady. "I'm sorry sonny, but Cena, you're never getting it back. Dah."
The next episode of ECW, Tiffany is standing in the ring being surrounded by the wealthy elite of the town and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but shockingly, Cena is shown to be standing high up in the rafters of the arena, with half his bathrobe over one eye.
"Tee-hee!" Cena giggles madly.
"No, John! Don't!" cries Tiffany.
"Yeees, the secret ingredient of ECW is...cough syrup! Plain, ordinary children's cough syrup! Tee-hee!"
Tiffany holds her head in her hands as the representative from the evil Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium conglomerate slam shut the briefcase full of money and walks out.
The camera cuts to a screen that says "Next week..."
The camera then fades into a panning shot of bingo halls, basketball gyms, and backyards labeled "ECWW," "3-CW", "ME-CW," and so on.
Tiffany is in Hammerstein, snorting a line of coke off a smashed up table when Cena sheepishly pokes his head in. "Think I could get a...John-CW?" he asks.
Tiffany immediately smiles and stares blankly in response. "Sure, why not?" She then picks up a mic and starts cutting a wooden promo about how Mr. Regal is not the #1 contender for the ECW championship but will be wrestling tonight, and the screen fades to black.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 18, 2009 12:47:59 GMT -5
Tiffany and her insatiable theme tune get in the ring, and she throws the ECW Title into a bin, before saying "Ladies...and...gentlemen, tonight...ECW...is....dead!". She then pulls her own face off to reveal Mike Adamle, who declared that he is the GM of WWE's new show "WWE Uno Dos Adios!".
Paul Heyman then comes out onto the ramp, and sets himself on fire.
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Post by eJm on Dec 18, 2009 13:02:45 GMT -5
Christian, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder and CM Punk lets say prepare to enter into a 4 on however many handicap match. Tatsu tells Christian he has a cunning plan, Christian laments it'd have to wait, and then says something about the world being mad. They then all charge to the ring, everything goes to slow motion...and it fades to an empty arena and an empty ring. [Let's see how many people get what I'm referencing and who is who.] Explosions need to be included too. ;D |
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 18, 2009 13:08:31 GMT -5
Christian, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder and CM Punk lets say prepare to enter into a 4 on however many handicap match. Tatsu tells Christian he has a cunning plan, Christian laments it'd have to wait, and then says something about the world being mad. They then all charge to the ring, everything goes to slow motion...and it fades to an empty arena and an empty ring. [Let's see how many people get what I'm referencing and who is who.] I was thinking maybe at the end of the show, Tommy Dreamer's walking down the hallway and a guy comes up to him, says "Excuse me meester", and hits him over the head with a big stick. Weeks later they do a reunion show where at the end, they all have a toast to ECW, but are all found dead except for Yoshi Tatsu, who adresses the camera, but with a Saudi accent. The show ends with AALLLLAAAAY LIAAAAA ALLLAAAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYLIAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 18, 2009 14:30:08 GMT -5
Another possible ending. Everyone's having their matches, interspersed between are everyone saying their goodbyes to each other. The end of the show has Tommy Dreamer and Christian saying their farewells. Christian hops on a motorcyle, telling Dreamer, who is entering a helicopter, that he left a note for him on the ground. After Christian drives off, Tommy has the helicopter rise up, and spelled out in steel chairs on the street is the word "GOODBYE". ...I'm pretty sure some of the younger people here won't get that reference.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2009 14:49:17 GMT -5
Another possible ending. Everyone's having their matches, interspersed between are everyone saying their goodbyes to each other. The end of the show has Tommy Dreamer and Christian saying their farewells. Christian hops on a motorcyle, telling Dreamer, who is entering a helicopter, that he left a note for him on the ground. After Christian drives off, Tommy has the helicopter rise up, and spelled out in steel chairs on the street is the word "GOODBYE". ...I'm pretty sure some of the younger people here won't get that reference. Regal swears technical wrestling when, after trying to teach Yoshi Tatsu the regal stretch, Yoshi finally does it... only to get drafted to another show and then released, never to be seen again. Vance Archer, in a freak backstage accident, loses his hearing but doesn't let on about his new handicap. Goldust refuses to leave ECW until he helps Tiffany find her lost family, who she was separated with when she was called up to the main roster. Gregory Helms helps Christian deal with the aftermath of a botched ladder spot that has nearly driven him insane. No... it wasn't Dreamer's career I ended... IT WAS EDGE'S!!!!!!! |
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Post by Dub H on Dec 18, 2009 14:50:36 GMT -5
Another possible ending. Everyone's having their matches, interspersed between are everyone saying their goodbyes to each other. The end of the show has Tommy Dreamer and Christian saying their farewells. Christian hops on a motorcyle, telling Dreamer, who is entering a helicopter, that he left a note for him on the ground. After Christian drives off, Tommy has the helicopter rise up, and spelled out in steel chairs on the street is the word "GOODBYE". ...I'm pretty sure some of the younger people here won't get that reference. Danm you old mans!Get out of my internet!  |
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 18, 2009 14:53:00 GMT -5
Another possible ending. Everyone's having their matches, interspersed between are everyone saying their goodbyes to each other. The end of the show has Tommy Dreamer and Christian saying their farewells. Christian hops on a motorcyle, telling Dreamer, who is entering a helicopter, that he left a note for him on the ground. After Christian drives off, Tommy has the helicopter rise up, and spelled out in steel chairs on the street is the word "GOODBYE". ...I'm pretty sure some of the younger people here won't get that reference. Danm you old mans!Get out of my internet! Old? I'm only 27! ...heck I don't think I was even a year old when that special came on. ^^; |
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Post by Bauertainments on Dec 18, 2009 15:00:03 GMT -5
Hopefully it involves an asteroid crashing into the arena at some point... hopefully the fans won't be there when it happens.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Dec 18, 2009 15:32:07 GMT -5
Footage of a WWE Creative Meeting backstage before RAW. Matt Striker enters. He looks distraught.
Vince McMahon: Striker! Put on your thinking cap and get in here!
Matt Striker: "I have a message. ECW's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There weren't no survivors."
Silence, followed by the opening theme to RAW.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Dec 18, 2009 16:56:43 GMT -5
Christian keeps hearing these strange voices in his backyard so he goes to philly and meets paul heyman who tells him all about the OLD ECW. Then christian and Paul drive back to christian's house and build a ring in a corn field. A few moments later RVD,Sandman,Tommy Dreamer , Rhyno , Justin Credible , Team 3D, Sabu Etc. Etc. Come out and begin to have a hardcore battle royal in the ring. Um, am I the only one who knows Team 3D was NEVER in ECW? So yeah, that would make no sense.  |
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