Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 18, 2009 18:08:28 GMT -5
Simple. Big Show/Batista II at Hammerstein.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 18, 2009 18:38:25 GMT -5
Simple. Big Show/Batista II at Hammerstein. After the Big Show/Batista holocaust wiped the Hammerstein off the face of the ECW touring map, the dwindling number of Extremists have been searching for a mythical new home: A home called the ECW Arena. Meanwhile, distrust has sprung up amongst them over who is actually a "Superstar," their deadly enemies who can look just like them. After three-and-a-half years, they've finally found the ECW Arena, only to be horrified to find that it too is filled with fans chanting "CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" With nowhere else to go, the Extremists descend into civil war as Tony Atlas and Zack Ryder lead the mutiny. Finally, Paul Heyman mans up, takes his brand back, and orders them executed (while bedding Tiffany, who's suffering from cancer). With no direction for the brand for several weeks, things look bleaker and bleaker. During their final battle with the Superstars, Goldust enters random coordinates into his Tom Tom and finds something miraculous: A new bingo hall capable of supporting ECW life. The Extremists settle down and rechristen the building the ECW Arena. Ten thousand years later, the society of the bingo hall flourishes, with broken light tubes and tables aplenty. But as the two agents of God (Cyrus and Tammy Sytch) argue whether or not "sports entertainment" will ever return, we see a hype video play on the ECW videotron: A new wrestling leprechaun is set to debut. tubedubber.com/#BocsmcpzrIU:14qTXRkAKr8:0:100:0:0:true
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Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Dec 18, 2009 18:42:45 GMT -5
Simple. Big Show/Batista II at Hammerstein. When "Big" Dave cries again, the screen will freeze frame, then slowly zoom in on his crying face while this music plays: The screen will then fade to black behind the music. Roll credits.
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 18, 2009 19:28:05 GMT -5
Another possible ending. Everyone's having their matches, interspersed between are everyone saying their goodbyes to each other. The end of the show has Tommy Dreamer and Christian saying their farewells. Christian hops on a motorcyle, telling Dreamer, who is entering a helicopter, that he left a note for him on the ground. After Christian drives off, Tommy has the helicopter rise up, and spelled out in steel chairs on the street is the word "GOODBYE". ...I'm pretty sure some of the younger people here won't get that reference. Damn, there goes my idea.
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Jan 14, 2010 10:28:53 GMT -5
So what is the current opinion on how ECW will end when it supposedly soon ends?
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Post by playoldgames on Jan 14, 2010 11:14:17 GMT -5
Christian, Zack Ryder, Vance Archer, Kelly Kelly, Tiffany and Rosa Mendes are all in the ring.
They all leave sets of keys in the ring.
They decide to go for coffee.
Christian says 'Where shall we go?'.
Everyone looks at him.
Roll credits.
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Post by Dub H on Jan 14, 2010 11:34:34 GMT -5
Christian, Zack Ryder, Vance Archer, Kelly Kelly, Tiffany and Rosa Mendes are all in the ring. They all leave sets of keys in the ring. They decide to go for coffee. Christian says 'Where shall we go?'. Everyone looks at him. Roll credits. You win alot of internets for reference
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 14, 2010 11:42:06 GMT -5
Hopefully, Tony and Angela finally get together.
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Post by courageous on Jan 14, 2010 12:33:16 GMT -5
One for the Brits. Jimmy Saville goes to a power lever backstage, shakes his head disaprovingly then pulls the lever down drowning the empty arena into darkness then gets caned over the head by the Sandman. Joking aside, replace Jimmy with an out of the blue Heyman appearence in that thought.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 14, 2010 12:37:33 GMT -5
Hopefully, Tony and Angela finally get together. and That doesn't seem likely.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jan 14, 2010 12:58:25 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer eats the ring cover.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2010 13:05:22 GMT -5
This can only end one of two ways:
1) It's an average ECW show, and after the main event, it cuts to the Honky Tonk Man sitting in a recliner backstage. Honky: "This show ain't no good." Honky the shoots his TV.
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2) Average ECW, nothing spectacular and then the next day on the WWE website. "WWE has come to terms with the release of ECW. WWE hopes ECW the best in it's future endeavors."
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Post by Tom S on Jan 14, 2010 13:27:02 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and The Sandman warn the audiences hearts with a cool island beat, Paul Heyman strolls up and delivers one final speech.
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past,”
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 14, 2010 13:40:30 GMT -5
The final episode begins with the failure of the Dudebusters to show up and devour a form of creeper vine. It is shown that WWE has constructed a wax fruit factory on the swampland that serves as FCW, causing the extinction of the developmental talents. Fearing a public relations fiasco more than any environmental threat, WWE quickly puts Tiffany in charge of an attempt to destroy the vines, which have grown out of control without the Dudebusters to keep them in check. Tiffany proposes spraying the plant with defoliant, which works only too well; not only does the defoliant eradicate all the vines, but all other indy wrestlers on the planet as well.
Linda McMahon assumes that the creation of clouds will bring rain, allowing the indy wrestlers to grow back, and so decides to create clouds by dropping bombs in the planet's volcanoes to cause eruptions and cloud cover. The dark clouds instead instigate global cooling, in the form of a gigantic cloud cover (simulating the effects of what the viewer would recognize as nuclear winter) that scientists estimate would take "tens of thousands of years" to dissipate; viewers are thus left in no doubt as to the final fate of ECW.
The final scene of the show has Tiffany apologizing to the roster for causing the end of the world, causing Hornswoggle to question what will happen to them. The credits then roll over a shot of the ECW locker room, slowly disappearing beneath a snowdrift followed by the Wax Fruit Factory that brought on the disaster, all while a melancholy string instrumental plays. This was followed by a color-warped broadcast from newscaster Todd Pettengill-Handupme, staring into the camera in a slowly freezing studio, and droning, "And, taking a look at the long-range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Todd Pettengill-Handupme. Goodnight. (pause) Goodbye."
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 14, 2010 13:41:04 GMT -5
Footage of a WWE Creative Meeting backstage before RAW. Matt Striker enters. He looks distraught. Vince McMahon: Striker! Put on your thinking cap and get in here! Matt Striker: "I have a message. ECW's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There weren't no survivors." Silence, followed by the opening theme to RAW. but it's the sad version of the theme
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randomranter
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Post by randomranter on Jan 14, 2010 13:56:36 GMT -5
Whatever happens, in a few years, Raw should open with a segment where Vince McMahon wakes up and finds Tiffany in the shower, then ECW resumes the next night as if nothing happened. This saddens me greatly. Not only because I'm old enough to get the reference, but old enough to remember the episode and all the media hype surrounding it. That being said.....Anything that includes Tiffany in the shower automatically gets my vote.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jan 14, 2010 13:58:07 GMT -5
Christian, Zack Ryder, Vance Archer, Kelly Kelly, Tiffany and Rosa Mendes are all in the ring. They all leave sets of keys in the ring. They decide to go for coffee. Christian says 'Where shall we go?'. Everyone looks at him. Roll credits. So Rosa does get off the plane?
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Post by playoldgames on Jan 14, 2010 14:30:34 GMT -5
Christian, Zack Ryder, Vance Archer, Kelly Kelly, Tiffany and Rosa Mendes are all in the ring. They all leave sets of keys in the ring. They decide to go for coffee. Christian says 'Where shall we go?'. Everyone looks at him. Roll credits. So Rosa does get off the plane? Let's just say she doesn't go to Paris
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 14, 2010 14:33:13 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer eats the ring cover. ...it's wrong, but I laughed. ;D How about: Brett Hart decides to buy ECW from Vince, Vince agrees and at the last minute, kicks him in the nuts again before telling everyone to get out and shutting off the lights. Brett Hart rolls to his side, sighs. *WWE Entertainment 2010*....
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Post by Dragonfly on Jan 14, 2010 15:07:18 GMT -5
My (completely serious) guess:
Everything continues on "as normal" until the next draft, at which time all of the "veterans" - Regal, Christian, Goldust, Hurricane - are "drafted" to the other brands. ECW gets nothing, aside from maybe one or two lower mid-carders that still somehow have name recognition (Slam Master J, Primo, maybe even Santino). The following Tuesday, Tiffany declares that they have reached a "new era on Tuesday nights." She then lays out her plans, which include a new name, new title(s), and so on. She finishes her speech by saying the new brand will debut in two weeks. In the meantime, ECW will become a glorified "best of" show, in which everyone is invited back for one more "go around."
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