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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Jan 14, 2010 18:59:10 GMT -5
However it ends, we should all blame Byron Sexton.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2010 3:11:09 GMT -5
Christian is doing a segment in the ring on ECW. All of the sudden, Triple H and John Cena come out without their themes playing. Christian looks on in bewilderment as Cena and HHH tear off two of the ECW logos on the apron. They go to the backstage area and come back out with Cena wheeling a sewing machine and Triple H carrying a rocking chair. Triple H goes back while Cena starts sewing the two ECW logos together. After Cena is done sewing, Triple H comes back with a bucket of cotton stuffing. They stuff the ECW logo and essentially turn it into a pillow. Christian is both appalled and confused.
Triple H and Cena throw the ECW pillow into the ring right at Christian's feet. They get in the ring and start quietly discussing something. Finally they come to an agreement. They shoo Christian out of the ring and lay the pillow perfectly in the center. HHH and Cena proceed to start beating up the pillow. Christian tries to get back in the ring, but Josh Matthews and Bryon Saxton hold him back and force him to watch. Cena preforms his 5 moves on the pillow (HHH helps). He then gives the AA to it. After that, Cena abruptly exits the ring and casually walks backstage. Triple H picks up the pillow and manages to perform the Pedigree on it. Triple H does the same as Cena by leaving to the back.
The ECW logo is tarnished and Christian is enraged. The ECW announce team is thrown off as Christian runs into the ring to and grabs the pillow. He is on his knees and has no idea what to do with it. I mean, after all, it is just a pillow. However, the image of ECW was metaphorically destroyed. Vince comes out to no music as well. Christian tries to stop him, but is once again restrained by the ECW announce team. They force him out of the ring. Vince unbuckles his belt and pulls down his pants, revealing his bare buttocks. He slowly sits on the ECW logo and makes it join the KMA club. He rubs his buttocks all over it before slowly getting up and putting his pants back on. Like Cena and HHH, he to promptly leaves.
Christian is beside himself. He has a look of obvious rage, but does nothing about it. Instead, he weeps on his knees pathetically. The lights go out and the screen goes dark.
THE END.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 15, 2010 3:22:27 GMT -5
I think it's fairly obvious now.
Everyone on the ECW roster gets on the plane, but Tyler Reks notices something's wrong with the plane's wing. He gets hauled off screaming that anyone who doesn't want to die better get off the plane. No one else does. The next week, ECW begins in an empty arena, with Reks sitting in the middle of the ring with a bottle of whiskey going "YOU FOOLS!! YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!!!" The screen goes black, and Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus begins to play.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Jan 15, 2010 3:33:25 GMT -5
Christian walks down to the ring to do a promo about how he's held the ECW title longer than anyone in history and how he has not only beaten everyone on the roster, he's beaten people from FCW, RAW, and SD and is wondering if there are any competitors left. Tiffany then walks out and says she will find him a new challenger.
Then suddenly the whole roster walks out: Rosa Mendes, Savannah, Gregory Helms, Tony Atlas, Abraham Washington, Byron Saxton, Josh Matthews, Hurricane, Goldust, Caylen Croft, Trent Baretta, Yoshi Tatsu, Vladimir Kozlov, Paul Burchill, Tyler Reks, Vance Archer, Zack Ryder, Shelton Benjamin, Ezekiel Jackson, and William Regal.
She then has them all draw straws to determine the challenger...and somehow Edge gets the winning straw!!! He rushes down to the ring, gives Tiffany his straw, yells "I'm cashing it in!", and then spears Christian and takes his ECW title and goes back to Smackdown!
Christian then begins crying because not only did he lose the ECW title, but he lost it to his brother Edge. Then the whole group begins to cry too and everyone gets in the ring to comfort him. As they all get together for a group hug, Vince McMahon music hits and he comes out.
Everyone then turns to face the Chairman who then announces ECW has been canceled and they can all go home now. He then leaves which causes our ECW group to cry even more.
The lights go out, credits roll, the end!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 15, 2010 3:47:04 GMT -5
I think it's fairly obvious now. Everyone on the ECW roster gets on the plane, but Tyler Reks notices something's wrong with the plane's wing. He gets hauled off screaming that anyone who doesn't want to die better get off the plane. No one else does. The next week, ECW begins in an empty arena, with Reks sitting in the middle of the ring with a bottle of whiskey going "YOU FOOLS!! YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!!!" The screen goes black, and Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus begins to play. That or on the next Smackdown: Matt Striker: I have a message. ECW's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan . It spun in. There were no survivors. Later on the show we see Reksl wearing a dress.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jan 15, 2010 4:27:17 GMT -5
Evan Bourne will for no reason, becomae an ECW original.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 15, 2010 4:38:57 GMT -5
Multiple ways to go with this.
Turns out they're all angels. Tiffany actually died in the nebula, but had returned to guide ECW as an angel/spirit. Ends with a whimper, with Zack Ryder and Rosa wandering around Times Square commenting on the state of humanity while Paul Heyman reads a newspaper.
No, no, that's awful, that'd be a huge disappointment.
How about this: ECW, desperate after Sunday Night Heat's suicide,, flips on Superstars and confesses everything for immunity. However, by doing this, ECW find that it's now become a purposeless webshow, and is ultimately forced to accept complete spiritual defeat, with no room to bargain or justify.
Or, wait.
How about everything just sort of keeps going, but then we go really fast, and move in a musical montage sequence into the future of each superstar, one by one, and watch their retirement ceremony, until far in the future, we watch Ryder retire, and everything fades.
Or, wait, how about Hearst comes to town and buys ECW, but Tiffany finally manages to push him out, then, nothing.
Hm, that's no good. OOH! What if Heyman wakes up in bed next to Shane Douglas, and realizes that he dreamt the whole WWECW, and that ECW is still going on as-was?
Or better yet, how about a nonsensical 40 minute monologue about nothing shown over shots of the superstars looking confused and surfing and crap?
Or Tommy Dreamer comes back, and is reenlisted as a superstar. However, after winning the ECW title, he realizes his anxieties are too overwhelming. In his last night on the show, he's poisoned, but even while poisoned, manages to trace ECW's killer back to the Stamford Head office, where he confronts Vince, who shoots himself.
Or what about...
BUT SERIOUSLY
I'd love for someone like Cody Rhodes or Dolph Ziggler to fluke win the title, and take it back to their respective show, starting a crossbrand storyline that lasts til mania.
OR
Punk takes the title. Rebrands it the straight-edge title, turning it into a vanity title as the cult grows.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 15, 2010 11:06:11 GMT -5
I'VE GOT IT: A 30 Man (bring in other superstars of course) Battle Royal to take on Christian, chaos in the ring, rumbling and shaking..... FADE OUT SCENE; Eugene's bedroom Eugene is seen shaking a show globe of a wrestling ring, it turns out that the entire ECW / WWE run was in HIS MIND. ...how about that?
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 15, 2010 14:09:57 GMT -5
Or, wait. How about everything just sort of keeps going, but then we go really fast, and move in a musical montage sequence into the future of each superstar, one by one, and watch their retirement ceremony, until far in the future, we watch Ryder retire, and everything fades. ...set to Sia's "Breathe Me"? (Spoiler: I cry.)
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jan 15, 2010 15:51:56 GMT -5
Ok, here's my completely serious idea -
The show opens with Paul Heyman rushing the ring with every old-school ECW guy the WWE can get for a one-night only deal. Heyman cuts one of his famous shoot promos that makes absolutely no sense but old-school ECW fans seem to eat up as gospel. Talking about how they made ECW great and then the WWE ruined it. Then Christian comes out flanked by the entire new ECW roster. Christian says "yeah, you made ECW great, then you left it a wasteland. We rebuilt it, we made ECW something great again after you ruined it". The rest of the hour is just a big huge all over the arena brawl between the Originals and the new roster.
Mid-way through the brawl Joey Styles comes out to run down Byron Sexton and Josh Matthews. Just as Styles looks like he's about to take a swing at Josh, Ahmed Johnson's theme music hits and chases him off. During the fight Tiffany and Pual Heyman have a bare knuckle fist fight that ends with Tiffany beating Heyman into a coma. Finally Christian ends the whole thing by beating up RVD for once and for all. Then Christian grabs the mic, says ECW is a dead promotion, throws down the ECW Championship, pulls out a random belt he has sitting at ringside and declares himself the new "New Breed Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion".
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Post by Schattenjager on Jan 15, 2010 16:31:30 GMT -5
A mysterious figure guns down every member of the roster...but who? was it: Theodore Long? Vince McMahon? Randy Orton? the 1996 Denver broncos?
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