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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jan 27, 2011 20:40:11 GMT -5
It seems that Seth is gettin' all up in our business and Naitch is still continuing his passive-aggressive nature toward everyone because he knows he sucks and is old and Tyfo also sucks more and won't team with him anymore. If you want to to do something, do in the ring, bitch. Word, Johnny. I mean, I talk a lot like a certain Merc With A Mouth, but I'm not all talk. Seth, on the other hand, has hung up his boots, and Naitch is just delusional.
By the way, I'd like to say something to DR Jackson as one of Colt's powerful allies. And I have a visual aid in the form of this big tv!*Blood gestures to his left, and the camera pans over to reveal a big tv* Jackson, you say that if Colt's the White Knight, you must be the Black Knight, and that the Black Knight was always cooler and more dominant. That's funny, because I remember the Black Knight being like this...*Blood turns on the tv and presses play* Heh heh, yeah, that's you, Jackson. Absolutely.
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Post by Square on Jan 27, 2011 21:09:03 GMT -5
Oi, Blood and Stone be a good little pair of pricks and shut the hell up for a bit. Now I know you two are excited to get to go on your little playdate with Natich and Tyfo, but sadly for you those belts that you carry around with you arn't going to be with you when that happens.
Now I could let you two get good sleep and let you think that your just facing a random team, but call me the Boogeyman cause I'm causing you two nightmares.
Your not facing just another team, but THE team. The two greatest tag team wrestlers in the history of WWCF, you can try and aruge it but just look at the tapes kids your nothing compared to us, are gunning for you two and are going to once again prove that reclaiming those titles for Square and Metal isn't a case of if more when.
Come King of Wrestlecrap you two will get the biggest ass kickings of your life, courtesy of Her Majesty's Greatest Exports.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 27, 2011 21:59:58 GMT -5
*There is an old red couch in the middle of the warehouse, and seated on it are Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara:*
So as I was saying, I'm supposed to be in the big Falls Count Anywhere Battle Royal for a future title match. Sure I'm in there with seven other people, only one of whom I've faced before, but since when has that stopped me?
Since never, if I recall correctly.
Exactly.
Now before I talk about the various other combatants in the match, allow me to vent a little pet peeve of mine.
Vent away, Ricky.
Thanks, Shae.
Now, when I first came to WWCF, I recall Caleb Fourchon trying to figure out who I was. OK. That's fine. I just got here, so I had no problem with that.
But before my matches with LodiRulz and Descent, they kept tallking down on me like I was some wuss who they could just stomp on a few times and win the match in a few seconds. Granted, Descent has come to realize the error of such thinking and has said as much himself, but I STILL have people tending to either completely underestimate me or else completely overlook me. And quite frankly, it makes me angry.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Correct again.
Now I realize that at King of Wrestlecrap, this Battle Royal includes World Champions, Interforum Champions, Hardcore Champions, and Tag Team Champions. And compared to them, guys like me appear to be small fry.
But it doesn't change the fact that when I get mentioned in a discussion, I get talked about for a few seconds and then they move on to some other topic of discussion. It enrages me.
See, as I've proved by beating Neo Het and Descent and by taking Lodi to the limit, I've proven that I am so much more than meets the eyes of most people. I take my rage at being underestimated and allow it to motivate me to open people's eyes to what the Xtreme Machine is REALLY capable of.
YOU TELL 'EM, RICKY!!!!
Now for the other competitors in this match.
Little Naitch and Tyfo, you two may be former WWCF World Champions and Tag Team Champions, and at least for a while, your partnership may be renewed next week, but it's every man for himself, as Naitch has said. Two former World Champions, both of whom are still forces very much to be reckoned with? I see it as another oportunity to prove my potential, so I say bring it on.
Now for the Dread Pirate Mulligan. Now, as I understand it, you are on some sort of tour or something, and you included a destruction of your doctor as part of the tour. I have seen you in action, and I know that I would be foolish to take you lightly. But that will not stop me from locking horns with the toughest wrestler to sail the seven seas. And believe me when I say that I can brawl with the best of them on any and every given day.
As for you, Jeremy Graves, good work against Cageking last time around. Were it not for making an error during the match, perhaps you pick up a huge upset in your debut. You've got a lot of promise, muchacho, and I'll make sure to keep my eye on you during the match.
Then there's the Boiler Room Brawler. ANother tough hard-fighting competitor, and a former Interforum and Hardcore Champion, the kind of guy who, like me, goes toe to toe with the very best. Granted, I've yet to face anyone the caliber of "Damn Right" Jackson, but at KoW, I will face several of them, and that includes you, Brawler. And there is no way I'm backing down from any of you.
Then there's the General of the Monkey Army. You quite obviously are a unique individual, and I don't mean that in a bad way. Like all the others in the match, you're the kind who won't back down from anyone. I enjoy fighting those types of people. I also enjoy defeating those types.
And that brings me to the final man of discussion.
Do you have to?
Just covering all the bases, Shae.
Well, he, he, uh, he, uh, Ricky....
Don't worry, Shae. You have nothing to worry about.
*Richlen pulls Shaelin Marie close to him and puts his arm arund her.*
See, Descent, you and I know each other fairly well. Well enough for you to know that I am not a man to be trifiled with.
So when you make veiled threats against me and Shae, I take it quite personally. Let me make it clear to you again: Shae and I have no intention of joining your cult. PERIOD. And if you try to hurt me by hurting Shae, you'll find out with extreme swiftness that I have a violent streak in me that is like none known before.
Thanks, Ricky. I feel a lot better now.
That's because you know I'll keep you safe from anyone that would try to do you harm.
*He kisses her forehead before concluding:*
So next week, I will prove to everyone in the Battle Royal why I am the Xtreme Machine, and why I can NEVER be underestimated.
For in my Machine Shop, I am Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
And to all those who step inside, I wil hand down upon you your Final Judgement.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 27, 2011 22:21:10 GMT -5
Seth: Just because I havent been a full time wrestler since 2009 does not mean I can not go in that ring. Do not tempt me because you just might be one second away from your Tale's End. Your friend and Trinity member Colt knows full well that I can quite easily hurt you.
Your name Trinity is interesting though. Besides the Holy Trinity (which lets be honest..........you three and Holy are so far apart), that name has not been good. There was a female wrestler named Trinity who did crap in WWECW besides cover her breasts with yellow tape. There was a character named Trinity in the Matrix films, but of course.........her character dies. And finally there is the most nightmarish thing to involve the name Trinity.
That's right...........the crappy movie called Blade: Trinity. So I will say that a name like Trinity does not inspire fear in my eyes. Oh and since Ryan Blood brought up Monty Python when mentioning someone, I think I should bring it up as well with Ryan's tag partner Johnny Stone.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jan 27, 2011 22:57:48 GMT -5
Oi, Blood and Stone be a good little pair of pricks and shut the hell up for a bit. Now I know you two are excited to get to go on your little playdate with Natich and Tyfo, but sadly for you those belts that you carry around with you arn't going to be with you when that happens.
Now I could let you two get good sleep and let you think that your just facing a random team, but call me the Boogeyman cause I'm causing you two nightmares.
Your not facing just another team, but THE team. The two greatest tag team wrestlers in the history of WWCF, you can try and aruge it but just look at the tapes kids your nothing compared to us, are gunning for you two and are going to once again prove that reclaiming those titles for Square and Metal isn't a case of if more when.
Come King of Wrestlecrap you two will get the biggest ass kickings of your life, courtesy of Her Majesty's Greatest Exports. Give it a rest, Square. You're no boogeyman, and you're not gonna get us. Burger King commercials give me worse dreams than anything you've done or said.
The fact is that since winning these belts, me and Johnny have dominated this federation. We've defeated former and current world champions, the current Champion Of Honor, the current InterForum Champion--basically the very best in the business. They've all faced us, and they've all failed. So what makes you think you'll be any different?
You've got a good partner, I'll admit that. As a matter of fact, a little while ago me and Johnny and Colt were sitting down and talking about possibly extending an invitation to Metal to join our faction. In the end, though, we decided against it. Not because of a lack of ability, but because we didn't think it likely that Metal would see eye to eye with us.
Metal's got that briefcase, and it's only a matter of time before he cashes it in and becomes a WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. Metal's proven he's hardcore by holding that title as well.
Fact is, though, as good as Metal might be? Both of us are individually better. And as a tag team? We're WAY better. Square, you and Metal are a randomly thrown together team. Your so-called "tag team" was formed as the result of a ripoff of the Dating Game, for Jebus' sake! You've got no experience tagging together to our three months and counting.
As for you, Square, I don't think you're really motivated. You were trying for King Of WrestleCrap, but when you weren't able to win that you decided that you'd "settle" for something you view as a consolation prize, something you didn't really have your sights set on in the first place. That lack of motivation and your lack of experience and chemistry with your current partner is what's going to do you in.
Face it, man: you're just one more domino in a long line that Blood & Stone started knocking down back in October. Accept it, know your limits, get beaten on Monday, and move on.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 27, 2011 23:03:20 GMT -5
It's been two days since I started my campaign to cure TLS. Lets see how much money we raised so far.
*The numbers start to spin and when they stopped they are all zero's.*
Come on people we need your help. TLS is a serious thing and by God if we don't solve this right now children will be born with a third leg. Do you want that kind of future? DO YOU?!
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 27, 2011 23:10:48 GMT -5
*A camera crew enters Bergman's house and sees a suitcase near the door*
Hey guys, I'd love to show you around, but I gotta catch a flight to New Orleans. I've got my last indy booking there on Saturday. Maybe I'll show you around next week?
*Bergman bolts out the door as something falls out of his pocket, it reads...*
"Flight 804 Delta SYR to N.O.
Layoff on Monday in Parts Unknown"
*A cameraman dials Seth Drakin, "Boss, I've got something you want to see"
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 27, 2011 23:17:20 GMT -5
The Following is an announcement by "The Crew" Yarr.....
My name is Dread Pirate Mulligan.....this 'ere's my first mate and Loyal Crew. We have for ye a message.... Olaf would ye like to start?*Olaf Nods* O: Hellu, my neme-a is Ooleff, und thees is My Bruzeer Feeter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!...Ve-a jueened up veet Cept. Um de hur de hur de hur. Moolleegun tu feend a better leeffe-a. He-a tekes guud cere-a ooff us. Um gesh dee bork, bork!..he-a ifee fuoond us a jub in zee WWCF. He-a seeed ve-a hed zee mekeengs ooff Teg Teem Chempeeuns! Yoompeen Yeeminy!*Chubbs muscles his way on Camera* Chubbs: Beggin' yer pardon....what I believe my friend is saying is that he and his brother....if'n ye catch his meaning....is He's...that is ta say "They Are" Challenging whomever wins them purty Tag Belts and King O' WrestleCrap to some sort of pugilistic confrontation. DPM: What now?Chubbs: A Match.....for the titles, which, if'n you don't mind me sayin' so, would do wonders with your title match from you winning that Battle Royale at the Pay Per View DPM: Ah....but Master Chubbs..... Ah haven't WON the match yet. Don't go wishing me well in advance...you'll jinx me ye great land whale!Chubbs: Sorry Cap'n....I guess 'tis wishful thinkin' getting the best of me. DPM:Well....Move in close here lads...I want everyone in frame when I say this*The Styrkas Move into frame, flanking the Captain, Chubbs kneels in front. The Camera maintains a tight closeup of the group* DPM: We are The Crew. Oppose us....if you dare!
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 28, 2011 2:35:54 GMT -5
Well it looks like I have ruffeled the feathers of one half of our World Tag Team Champions which is pretty cool considering people once again seem to be writing off Tyfo and myself. Hey Blood, I am pretty sure that it would be ok with Tyfo but I'm sure he wouldn't mind us getting back together and once again challenge for those belts that we made famous. All I have to do is get with Tyfo and then ok it with Seth and we'll be all set to go. Also, if Tyfo doesn't want to get back in the tag team scene then maybe I will get someone else as a partner that seems to hate you guys just as much as me and I think you know who that is.
Now this Monday night I am going to do whatever it is that I have to do to win this falls count anywhere battle royal as I need this win. I want this win! Nothing is going to stop me from winning this battle royal and going on to get a championship match for any title there is around here. Hey Tyfo, my offer still stands for us to work together in this battle royal and show everyone that even though it has been awhile since we have teamed, we are still the greatest team that this company has ever seen.
Here's a heads up for everyone in this battle royal, it is my destiny to win this battle royal and like I said I am going to do whatever I have to do to win so be forewarned!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 3:21:52 GMT -5
Ooc: I love being that way because I see him as the type where he will go all out just to get even with someone, but still stay honorable during a match. With that said.
Ahem.
Johnathan, your day of reckoning is near. Do you honestly think that I'm going to let you get off easy after last month? You really have things twisted. I'm going to make sure I finish the job that M started....and the thing Blood and Stone couldn't do....I'm going to beat you 1.....2......3
Your going down if its the last thing I do. If I'm going down, then guess what so are you. If you can't remember that my soul is raging Remember one thing: Don't f*** with CageKing.
Get ready for a blackout Johnathan.....
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2011 10:46:04 GMT -5
Even when I'm surrounded by darkness, I shine like the brightest supernova! I am Super Masked Hero X, Hardcore Champion, and I found a piranha in my pants! Caleb Fourchon, you've won the Hardcore Triathlon, and now you're one step closer into becoming the new Hardcore Champion! Congratulations! You've beat me once, and you've beat me again after that... HOWEVER, you've only just fought me at my backyard, and now you are standing at the very door of greatness, and the one past that door is the Hardcore Champion, ready to fight and defend what is his.
You want a hardcore ladder match, you say? I must warn you, not only am I a master of the hardcore tae kwon kung fu style, I am a master at hardcore ladders! I've beaten countless enemies using them; some of the ladders were tall, some of them were short, some of them had snakes in them and some of them were on fire! I can climb ladders with my eyes closed, even if the ladder was on fire!
Your destiny, and my destiny, is waiting high above the ladder. Up there, there's no air! There are no rules in that height. There is only me... like MASKED LIGHTNING, I strike down all foolish enough to climb up. Are you ready to taste LIGHTNING with a side-order of THUNDER?! SUPER MASKED HERO X IS A GOD OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, and right now he's the Hardcore Champion ready to take you on!
When this battle is over, I shall stand on top of that ladder with my hand raised high, holding my hardcore championship above my head, and you shall be on the ground, unconscious, and you shall know my name: SUPER MASKED HERO X, HARDCORE CHAMPION.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jan 28, 2011 16:03:21 GMT -5
*Aleistor stands in a dark room. His face is illuminated by a candelabra. His slow begins to speak.*
Aleistor: Any path towards apocalypse is covered in the bodies of those sacrificed for the new dawn. As Descent steps onto the battlefield those who have stood in his way will be cast aside laying in their own excrement and filth.
*He pulls the candles closer to his face.*
Aleistor: The boiler Room Brawler does not need to question his destiny. All he needs to know is that Descent sees him as just another piece of the puzzle, another victim of circumstances. See my son, when Descent is finished with you, what's left of your mangled corpse will be sent to a place more dark and hot than any boiler room you like to play in.
*Aleistor blows out the first candle.*
Aleistor:As for Mr. Mulligan, I doubt you know what the true meaning of "dreadful" is. So why don't you come on out, and play dress-up while Descent shows you the meaning of agony and suffering is.
*Aleistor blows the second candle out.*
Aleistor: Now, Mr Grave. I find you most intriguing. So much effort for people to believe that you have credibility. Don't make the mistake though, my son, what you may try to prove could just end up with you pulling on the tail of a very angry dragon.
*The third flame dies out from the candle.*
Aleistor:Hmm... Tyfo, certainly a worthwhile opponent for my Descent. It looks like you've been doing this for a while. Afraid your cockiness could be your downfall, though. So sure of yourself aren't you? Well you know what they say... "pride kills"
*Aleistor looks at the candelabra and smiles*
Aleistor: The candles are slowly burning away. General, your motivation eludes myself and Descent. None of the less, what you can believe is that a simple obstacle like yourself is of no concern for Descent.
*The fourth candle dies out*
Aleistor: Naitch, my son. What have you gotten yourself into? It's a shame that you have been put onto the slab to be sacrificed to my Descent, but as it is fate, I cannot feel sorry for what he will do to you.
*With a quick motion his pinches out the fifth candle*
Aleistor: Ahh, yes Mr. Richlen. We've had an altercation once before. I see that it's gotten under your skin a bit has it not? Well, before I go on.... I'll let Descent himself address you...
*Descent walks from behind the shadow his massive frame illuminated by the one candle.* Descent: Your path is at a crossroads Richlen. Those who have choosen the right path live a life of awakening and enlightenment. Those who do not, only know suffering and agony. Do you want to feel the flames of hell on you and your loved ones? This not a matter of free will. Follow me, and live in eternity.... or deny me and suffer in the lake of fire.
*leans forward, his face glaring into the camera, and blows out the final candle leaving the room in total darkness.*
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Jan 28, 2011 17:05:00 GMT -5
You know, Cageking, it pisses me off when I know I can beat someone, but I lose. I have a lot of respect for you, but you didn't win, I lost. You didn't have the decency to even TRY to win by pinfall, and that's a coward's way out, so someday I want a rematch.
Make sure you give that title match your all, because when I win the battle royal, I want to prove to you why they call me the Natural.
And you can take THAT... to the Grave.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 28, 2011 17:19:28 GMT -5
*Aleistor stands in a dark room. His face is illuminated by a candelabra. His slow begins to speak.* Aleistor: Any path towards apocalypse is covered in the bodies of those sacrificed for the new dawn. As Descent steps onto the battlefield those who have stood in his way will be cast aside laying in their own excrement and filth.*He pulls the candles closer to his face.* Aleistor: The boiler Room Brawler does not need to question his destiny. All he needs to know is that Descent sees him as just another piece of the puzzle, another victim of circumstances. See my son, when Descent is finished with you, what's left of your mangled corpse will be sent to a place more dark and hot than any boiler room you like to play in.*Aleistor blows out the first candle.* Aleistor:As for Mr. Mulligan, I doubt you know what the true meaning of "dreadful" is. So why don't you come on out, and play dress-up while Descent shows you the meaning of agony and suffering is.*Aleistor blows the second candle out.* Aleistor: Now, Mr Grave. I find you most intriguing. So much effort for people to believe that you have credibility. Don't make the mistake though, my son, what you may try to prove could just end up with you pulling on the tail of a very angry dragon.
*The third flame dies out from the candle.* Aleistor:Hmm... Tyfo, certainly a worthwhile opponent for my Descent. It looks like you've been doing this for a while. Afraid your cockiness could be your downfall, though. So sure of yourself aren't you? Well you know what they say... "pride kills"*Aleistor looks at the candelabra and smiles* Aleistor: The candles are slowly burning away. General, your motivation eludes myself and Descent. None of the less, what you can believe is that a simple obstacle like yourself is of no concern for Descent.*The fourth candle dies out* Aleistor: Naitch, my son. What have you gotten yourself into? It's a shame that you have been put onto the slab to be sacrificed to my Descent, but as it is fate, I cannot feel sorry for what he will do to you.*With a quick motion his pinches out the fifth candle* Aleistor: Ahh, yes Mr. Richlen. We've had an altercation once before. I see that it's gotten under your skin a bit has it not? Well, before I go on.... I'll let Descent himself address you...
*Descent walks from behind the shadow his massive frame illuminated by the one candle.* Descent: Your path is at a crossroads Richlen. Those who have choosen the right path live a life of awakening and enlightenment. Those who do not, only know suffering and agony. Do you want to feel the flames of hell on you and your loved ones? This not a matter of free will. Follow me, and live in eternity.... or deny me and suffer in the lake of fire.*leans forward, his face glaring into the camera, and blows out the final candle leaving the room in total darkness.* ~Yarr~
I believe we're at an impasse Mr......Aleistor is it? You assume, quite wrongly, that the "Dread" means dreadful....as in fearful....nonono. Ye see....It's short for Dread-ED.....as in feared....loathed.....ye get the picture?
I'm the Dread Pirate Mulligan.....
You? I'm not exaclt sure What in blue blazes you are.....some kind of boogieman crawled out from the abyss. A spectre meant to scare the weak of will and addle-pated? Some blown up fairy story used to get kids to mind thier manners?
"OH LOOKOUT! BEST EAT YOUR VEGGIBLES OR THE BIG MEAN FINAL DESCENT WILL GET YOU AND GOBBLE YOU UP!" "
Yarr har har har.........you sound like a ghost story.......I ain't scared o' ghost stories...
Mr. Final Descent, Mr. Dark Boogieman, Mr. Spooky-Hides-In-Shadows......I'll be there at the King of WrestleCrap, you'll know where to find me. I'll be the whacking great loony pinning ye for the 1-2-3.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jan 28, 2011 18:06:59 GMT -5
*Aleistor stands in a dark room. His face is illuminated by a candelabra. His slow begins to speak.* Aleistor: Any path towards apocalypse is covered in the bodies of those sacrificed for the new dawn. As Descent steps onto the battlefield those who have stood in his way will be cast aside laying in their own excrement and filth.*He pulls the candles closer to his face.* Aleistor: The boiler Room Brawler does not need to question his destiny. All he needs to know is that Descent sees him as just another piece of the puzzle, another victim of circumstances. See my son, when Descent is finished with you, what's left of your mangled corpse will be sent to a place more dark and hot than any boiler room you like to play in.*Aleistor blows out the first candle.* Aleistor:As for Mr. Mulligan, I doubt you know what the true meaning of "dreadful" is. So why don't you come on out, and play dress-up while Descent shows you the meaning of agony and suffering is.*Aleistor blows the second candle out.* Aleistor: Now, Mr Grave. I find you most intriguing. So much effort for people to believe that you have credibility. Don't make the mistake though, my son, what you may try to prove could just end up with you pulling on the tail of a very angry dragon.
*The third flame dies out from the candle.* Aleistor:Hmm... Tyfo, certainly a worthwhile opponent for my Descent. It looks like you've been doing this for a while. Afraid your cockiness could be your downfall, though. So sure of yourself aren't you? Well you know what they say... "pride kills"*Aleistor looks at the candelabra and smiles* Aleistor: The candles are slowly burning away. General, your motivation eludes myself and Descent. None of the less, what you can believe is that a simple obstacle like yourself is of no concern for Descent.*The fourth candle dies out* Aleistor: Naitch, my son. What have you gotten yourself into? It's a shame that you have been put onto the slab to be sacrificed to my Descent, but as it is fate, I cannot feel sorry for what he will do to you.*With a quick motion his pinches out the fifth candle* Aleistor: Ahh, yes Mr. Richlen. We've had an altercation once before. I see that it's gotten under your skin a bit has it not? Well, before I go on.... I'll let Descent himself address you...
*Descent walks from behind the shadow his massive frame illuminated by the one candle.* Descent: Your path is at a crossroads Richlen. Those who have choosen the right path live a life of awakening and enlightenment. Those who do not, only know suffering and agony. Do you want to feel the flames of hell on you and your loved ones? This not a matter of free will. Follow me, and live in eternity.... or deny me and suffer in the lake of fire.*leans forward, his face glaring into the camera, and blows out the final candle leaving the room in total darkness.* ~Yarr~
I believe we're at an impasse Mr......Aleistor is it? You assume, quite wrongly, that the "Dread" means dreadful....as in fearful....nonono. Ye see....It's short for Dread-ED.....as in feared....loathed.....ye get the picture?
I'm the Dread Pirate Mulligan.....
You? I'm not exaclt sure What in blue blazes you are.....some kind of boogieman crawled out from the abyss. A spectre meant to scare the weak of will and addle-pated? Some blown up fairy story used to get kids to mind thier manners?
"OH LOOKOUT! BEST EAT YOUR VEGGIBLES OR THE BIG MEAN FINAL DESCENT WILL GET YOU AND GOBBLE YOU UP!" "
Yarr har har har.........you sound like a ghost story.......I ain't scared o' ghost stories...
Mr. Final Descent, Mr. Dark Boogieman, Mr. Spooky-Hides-In-Shadows......I'll be there at the King of WrestleCrap, you'll know where to find me. I'll be the whacking great loony pinning ye for the 1-2-3. Aleistor: Mr. Mulligan, you seem to have gotten your fairy tales confused with reality. Yes, the boogieman is a silly children's yarn. Descent, however is very real. I implore you to not take this lightly, and to tread with caution. Descent: You say you are feared? You have never stared into the eyes of that which is truly feared. I may not be able to see into the future, but I can tell you what your fate will be... pain and agony. Step up and become another sacrifice. It's just a step towards...
Your Final Descent.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 28, 2011 21:47:07 GMT -5
You know, Descent, you creep my friend Shaelin Marie out just enough for her to decide not to show up this time around, so here I be, my macabre muchacho.
Now, I have said aplenty about the others in this match, but it seemeth to yours truly that you have several bees up in Ye Olde Bonnet, all of whom have red hair and bad attitudes.
Look, you can say all you want, but no is no, Descent. And believe me when I say that you're my primary target at KoW. Yes, I'll be focusing on the other six as well, but as long as I am in the match you are millions of lightyears away from safe.
I'm at a crossroads, alright, but the path I take leads to victory and a title match. The path you take will only lead you to your Final Judgement.
And that....
is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 29, 2011 20:30:40 GMT -5
Seth: I would like to say to TNA..........
With your new tournament, I don't appreciate you ripping WWCF off. WWCF did the Triple Threat Tournament months ago for the a shot at the world title and now you are using this idea as revolutionary for your X Division title shot tournament.
Screw you TNA for stealing my idea
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 22:35:47 GMT -5
Umm Seth? They had Triple Threat tournaments before....their thanksgiving shows?
Anyways, I'm here to address Mr. Jeremy Grave. Dude, no doubt you have the potential to go far, and no doubt there is a possibility that you can beat me. So I will tell you what I'm gonna do. After I beat Johnathan for the title, I'm gonna let you have a non title match against me. If you can beat me, then I will give you a title match at the next PPV. I will even letter you choose the type of match. Could be a hardcore match, could be a Cage match, could even be a f***ing Walk the Plank match.....whatever you want dude.
What do you say?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 29, 2011 22:40:15 GMT -5
Umm Seth? They had Triple Threat tournaments before....their thanksgiving shows?
Seth: Do you really want to count the Turkey tournament???
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 22:44:46 GMT -5
Umm Seth? They had Triple Threat tournaments before....their thanksgiving shows?
Seth: Do you really want to count the Turkey tournament??? Well if were being technical then yes, yes I do. Though to be fair, its TNA so you shouldn't give a shit anyways
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