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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Feb 8, 2011 18:17:28 GMT -5
Couple of things on my mind, obviously the match last night but also something which a few of you may have missed *Square steps to the side to reveal a television showing Strykerdarksilence from last night* How about one more round Square?
One more round? How about I take the nearest blunt object and smash your face in you bastard, I will beat you down like the pathetic dog you are, rip your spine out and force you to choke on it. I will NEVER forgive and Square Vs Stryker will NEVER happen again.
And Lodi you are king in title only because every man, woman, child, animal, insect and even you know that The Revolution of Evolution is the True King of Wrestlecrap. So next week I promise that I will deliver you the most deadliest move in the history of the sport of wrestling; The Squareplosion. Enjoy your last solid meals Lodi, you'll be eating out of a straw for the rest of your waste of a life.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 8, 2011 19:02:28 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin and Jessica smiling.* Seth: I told you I would take care of that little punk. Jessica: And indeed you did. *Seth sees the camera.* Seth: Ryan, I hope you learned your lesson that you don't cross me. Colt should have warned you before you did it that I was able to get into my opponents' skins with less resources that I have now as CEO.
Now moving on, I would to like to apologize to the fan who was beaten up by a very angry Blood and I would like to say that Blood is being fined for his actions.
I have though gone backstage to talk to the fan and assured him that he will be compensated for his treatment by paid talent. In fact, he will be given 55% of the money that is given from Blood in his fine.
Now next week's NiteRaw...........neither Jessica nor I will be in attendance to run the show as we have an important event to go to on Valentine's Day. Neither will our security be there as well as they have recieved invitations to this important event. But to you all, I will announce after next week's the big suprise I have that has happened between myself and Jessica that will be happening in this important Valentine's Day event. "Little punk", Seth?
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who got knocked on my ass the last time we were in the same place at the same time.
Last I checked, I wasn't the one who couldn't pick himself up after a single superkick, and I wasn't the one who was backstage putting my jaw back in place.
And last I checked, I'd amassed a pretty nice little sum of money, so I don't give three shits about your fines. Pile 'em on, Sethy. Because guess what?
If you continue to push me, you're going to have more reasons to fine me.
I remember you said I'd pushed one of your berserk buttons by taking Hideo Nakatomi hostage, Drakin. What you need to realize is that I'm holding everybody hostage.
Whenever you push me too far like you did tonight, somebody's going to pay. Innocent or guilty, it doesn't matter. I'll pay as much as I need to in fines to make sure the message is sent.
It might be another fan.
It might be the cameraman.
It might be Tim Hoss.
There's a greater than seventy-five percent chance that it might be your lovely little Valentine, Jessica.
And there's a one hundred percent chance that it damn sure WILL be you if you grow a big enough pair of balls to put yourself within striking distance of me.
So you think on that Drakin. Think on that as you spend the next week far away from Parts Unknown, temporarily safe from us. When a member of the Pantheon tells you to do something, you do it. When a member of the Pantheon sees fit to hurt you, you lie down and take it like the bitch you are. Otherwise, you'll wind up regretting it so much that you'll end up longing for the days when Viva was giving you headaches.
As for Naitch, I'll talk about that later.
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