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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 4, 2011 1:49:58 GMT -5
Eh, whatever. You droning on forever is a horrible thing.
*Stone takes the sword, leaves the ring as the rest of the Pantheon follow him to the back*
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 4, 2011 1:52:13 GMT -5
Seth: Still a little untrusting of me, fair enough............less than a year ago, this would have been a set up. But.....to ease your weary minds, I will show you that I am trustworthy in this case.*Seth signals to U.N. Owen and Mr. E to leave the ring and they do so.* Seth: There........now all that is left is the Commissioner and myself. One guy and a lady aren't stupid enough to try anything funny. So which one of you are going to take this sword. *Jessica also produces a mic* Jessica: Yes, which one of the Pantheon is going to get this whole segment over with?
Is it going to be LodiRulz............the man who is might want to be King of the nearby trashcan*The crowd cheers* Jessica: Is it going to be Ryan Blood...........who seems at this point to be all talk and no action, unless it is against old men and beaten down foes. *The crowd cheers even louder as Seth smiles* Seth: I see where you are going with this and if you don't mind....I have some stuff of my own for the other two members.
Is it going to be Johnny Stone, the man who calls me Colonel Sanders yet he's a lumberjack and he's okay......he sleeps all night and he works all day.*Crowd gets even louder as Seth makes the Monty Python reference and Jessica smiles.* Seth: Or.........is it going to be the former King of Wrestle Crap.......King Nothing........I mean Colt, who failed to stop Damn Right Jackson from being the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in WWCF history. *The crowd is electric when Seth mentions that Colt lost at King of Wrestle Crap.* Jessica: Well, it has to be someone who has the guts to take the sword.
Oh and if our insults hurt your feelings, I hope you don't try anything or else......you might lose some of that "power" you have. Seth: So who is it going to be? (OOC: In a potentially explosive situation like this one, it's difficult to determine whether it would be appropriate for somebody to throw a punch. I mean, if it does escalate to a brawl then we're kind of trading control back and forth with each post. I don't want to write something like "Blood jumps in the ring, beats Seth Drakin to a bloody pulp, and then leaves with the sword" because that wouldn't be fair to Seth, and likewise I wouldn't want Seth to write something like "Blood takes a swing at Seth, Seth ducks and beats him to a bloody pulp while Mr. E and U.N Owen hold off the other Pantheon members." Making this up on the fly is fun, but I think we've run into one of the disadvantages of it. I have an idea for what to do, but I'm going to PM Seth first to ensure he's okay with it, and then post it if he is.)
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 4, 2011 1:55:03 GMT -5
Seth: Still a little untrusting of me, fair enough............less than a year ago, this would have been a set up. But.....to ease your weary minds, I will show you that I am trustworthy in this case.*Seth signals to U.N. Owen and Mr. E to leave the ring and they do so.* Seth: There........now all that is left is the Commissioner and myself. One guy and a lady aren't stupid enough to try anything funny. So which one of you are going to take this sword. *Jessica also produces a mic* Jessica: Yes, which one of the Pantheon is going to get this whole segment over with?
Is it going to be LodiRulz............the man who is might want to be King of the nearby trashcan*The crowd cheers* Jessica: Is it going to be Ryan Blood...........who seems at this point to be all talk and no action, unless it is against old men and beaten down foes. *The crowd cheers even louder as Seth smiles* Seth: I see where you are going with this and if you don't mind....I have some stuff of my own for the other two members.
Is it going to be Johnny Stone, the man who calls me Colonel Sanders yet he's a lumberjack and he's okay......he sleeps all night and he works all day.*Crowd gets even louder as Seth makes the Monty Python reference and Jessica smiles.* Seth: Or.........is it going to be the former King of Wrestle Crap.......King Nothing........I mean Colt, who failed to stop Damn Right Jackson from being the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in WWCF history. *The crowd is electric when Seth mentions that Colt lost at King of Wrestle Crap.* Jessica: Well, it has to be someone who has the guts to take the sword.
Oh and if our insults hurt your feelings, I hope you don't try anything or else......you might lose some of that "power" you have. Seth: So who is it going to be? Seth... choose your words wisely, old friend. We've torn up arenas together... and when it mattered most, I always left you laying. You've been out of action for over a year, whilst I've reached a whole new level.
That White Knight who kicked your ass two years ago has evolved, and as for Jackson? We all know that title was mine, if not for Bergman... and trust me, its far from over.
So run to your higher power, the Pantheon are the real gods of WWCF. You can either accept it, or experience it. Now I know we can't touch you, for now... but we know how important the well being of your superstar are... And you can't punish us for what goes on in the confines of the ring.
So choose your fate, pal.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 4, 2011 1:56:21 GMT -5
OK, if you two guys want to keep talking, go ahead. I got a crap onboard that can choke a donkey, I'm sure you will rep well enough without me.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 4, 2011 2:58:12 GMT -5
OK, if you two guys want to keep talking, go ahead. I got a crap onboard that can choke a donkey, I'm sure you will rep well enough without me. (OOC AGAIN: Gah, I somehow missed the post where Stone grabbed the sword. Okay, I can work around that, having heard back from Seth now...) And there's your answer, lovebirds. But before we leave, allow me to add one thing.*Lodi, Blood, and Colt climb into the ring with Seth and Jessica. Blood walks up to Morton* Jessica--may I call you Jessica?--you mentioned that I take violent action against old men and beaten down foes. You forgot another type of person, however: CEOs.*At the very instant he says that, Blood fires a superkick into Seth Drakin's face, knocking him off his feet!*
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 4, 2011 3:39:03 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is watching all of this on a monitor in his locker room when he speaks into the camera.
LN: Blood, oh Blood oh Blood, what are you getting yourself into buddy? You are an incredible athlete and have all the tools to be the top dog around here for a very long time but this little attitude of yours is going to get you into some major trouble but obviously you don't give a damn.
You know Blood you should be focusing on our match instead of kicking Seth's teeth down his throat. I just don't understand where all this disrespect is coming from to be honest. I mean I had to scratch and claw my way to the top of this company and now I get spit on and get called old just because I have been here since the very beginning of this company and I am pretty damn sick of it!!
All I do is go out to that ring and give it everything that I got night in and night out but that doesn't seem th be good enough for these young punks around here. Now I am not calling myself old just because this company is only two years old but I am a veteran around here and I am not going to be disrespected anymore!!!
It is very funny to me that Johnny Stone decided to make some smart little comments about me considering he is not even my opponent this week. Yes Stone everyone knows that it has been awhile since I have held some championship gold around here but if it wasn't for Jonathan Michaels being such a wussy, him and I would have won those tag team belts from the two of you and I am pretty damn sure you two know it. Jono and I gave you two all you could handle and we were moments away from winning the belts when you two decided to beat up a real old man. Enough about that.
Now Blood compared me to Sean Waltman aka X-Pac which could be a compliment considering he was pretty good inside the ring but unlike him, I am still pretty relevant around here and I am not trying to hang onto the past like Blood and Stone are claiming. Let me remind you two that I had Evil M beat and he had to jump over the top rope in order to retain his belt so as far as I'm concerned and as well as some of the boys in the back and the fans, I am the uncrowned Champion of Honor and this uncrowned champion is going to teach you Blood, not only a wrestling lesson but a lesson in RESPECT!!!
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 4, 2011 12:53:50 GMT -5
You know, right now would usually be the point where I come out, and talk about how I'm going to prove myself ...blah blah... opponent better be ready for me.... blah blah.... take that to the Grave. But tonight, maybe it's because I'm still a bit concussed from when Descent attacked me from behind in the Royal Gumball match, but I'm going to do something a little different.
On monday, I meet CageKing in a match that decides whether I deserve a title shot. The thing about a championship is, it's supposed to prove you're one of the best wrestlers in the world, right? That's not what some people seem to think around here.
Riddle me this, if Colt was truly the best wrestler in the world, which that championship is supposed to represent, then why would he have needed Panthenon to help him win? All that he would have proved is that he and 3 other guys could beat one person up, and he didn't even manage that!
Lodi, you have a championship match in 4 weeks, and if you don't win WITHOUT interference, then that only proves one thing to me, that you're a joke.
And you can take THAT... to the Grave.
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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 5, 2011 3:35:31 GMT -5
In just a few short days I will get the chance to kick Ryan Blood's teeth right down his stinking throat! I have been watching a ton of video on this guy just to make sure that I am fully prepared for this fight and yes I called this a fight because that is what it is going to be, a fight. I mean I am going to out wrestle him but I also have to be able to out fight him which I may or may not be able to do but I am damn sure gonna go down swinging if I go down at all.
I have been training as hard as I can over the last couple days to make sure that I am in very good physical condition for this encounter. I am going to be very prepared and know everything that I need to know about Blood to make sure that I come out with my hand raised. I am not going to hold anything back and I know that Blood wont either which is why I have been in heavy training just to make sure that I have enough gas in my tank.
You see Blood, I am out to prove to everyone that you are nothing more than a wise ass punk who isn't ready to venture away from the tag team scene just yet. I am going to teach you a lesson inside of that ring that you will never forget. I am going to show the world that I still have a lot left to offer and that all this talk of me being too old is way, way to premature. I mean come on, Colt has pretty much been here since the beginning as well and I was the first man he ever faced so if he aint old then I sure as hell aint old either.
I have done almost everything there is to do in this company and my goal is still to become the first two time World Heavyweight Champion and a victory over Ryan Blood here should put me right back in the title picture.
So Blood, be prepared to feel pain that you have never felt before because I am not going to stop until I have broken both legs and both of your arms!!! See ya Monday Ryan.
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Post by Square on Feb 5, 2011 10:04:15 GMT -5
Boy oh boy oh boy does Ryan Blood have a huge ego or what? Does this guy not realize who the hell he is getting in the ring with on Monday night? I have done just about everything that there is to do in this company and I still don't get the respect that I deserve.
I am so looking forward to shutting Ryan Blood up and ending this losing streak that I have been on lately. Yes I know I won two matches in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament but other then that I haven't really done much in recent months as far as winning goes. I mean yes I have been in brutal matches against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels but I have not won a big match in quite some time and I consider this match on Monday night a really big match and if I want a championship singles match down the road then I need to win.
Now Mr Blood thinks he is going to use me a stepping stone to propel his singles career? Well I got news for you Ryan, I am nobodies stepping stone and I will be damned if you beat me on Monday night.
I am going to teach you one helluva wrestling lesson inside of that ring Blood. You are going to find out first hand just exactly how dangerous I really am as a singles wrestler. I mean just ask Evil M how good I am because he had to get me disqualified in order to beat me and retain his Championship of Honor. You can also ask your running buddy Colt just how good I am as him and I have plenty of wars inside of that ring and Colt was the man I defeated to win the World Heavyweight Championship almost two years ago.
I also noticed that Blood is a little ticked off that I have Seth's back which believe me, I am still in shock over but nonetheless, I am only doing it because I know how tough Seth is and I know that if him and I ever teamed up that we could definitely be a force to be dealt with.
Let me tell you one last thing Blood, I am not taking you lightly as I know what you are capable of inside of that ring but I firmly believe that you for once I have bitten off far more than you can chew!!!! No gives you respect because you ain't s***. You won the Heavyweight title in what? 1987? And the tag titles even more older, and haven't done anything worth a damn since.
And secondly, no one is afraid of Seth. Since he's retired, he's gained like 100lbs, and instead of looking like Colonel Sanders in his career, now he looks like one of the fat stereotypical Americans that plague our arenas.
And....wait, what's that?Gods of the WWCF? Yeah your right; the god of prisoners, the god of boring promos, the god of deja vu and the god of cheating. Me, I'm not a god and I will not call myself one. Sadly for you I call myself Kratos, cause like in God of War I will kill the gods with ease.
For too long this company has been ran by groups grasping power, and I in the past helped with that. Not this time Colt, you will NOT succeed because I will make it my mission that the Pantheon falls at the hands of the True King of Wrestlecrap. And THAT is your fate. Oh, it's just an annoying fly buzzing around making noise that no one cares about. Still, it's amazing how irritating a little prick can be. Are you getting me and your wife's complaints about you mixed up?
Here's the think "Jumbo", I may be an annoying fly in your eyes. But at least the fans know my name and not the "hairy old guy that hangs out with Colt".
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 5, 2011 15:28:51 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin holding his head in the office after Ryan Blood's superkick. Jessica is not happy.*
Jessica: How dare he attack you after I gave him that warning, I should have the mind right now to strip him and Johnny Stone of the tag titles and take the title shot away from LodiRulz.
Seth: Relax................I don't think that will be necessary. If you got hit, that might have been necessary.....but for me, I am a former wrestler and I have recieved worse stuff in the past. Getting kicked in the face means nothing to me.
Jessica: But if we don't do anything, people are going to think that they can beat us up anytime they want.
Seth: Exactly, and that is why something will be done. But taking stuff they have earned would hurt me more than it hurts them. Espescially if they decide to complain to the board. Don't worry, I have something planned and it will be embarrassing for them while not hurting me at the same time.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 5, 2011 15:34:21 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin holding his head in the office after Ryan Blood's superkick. Jessica is not happy.* Jessica: How dare he attack you after I gave him that warning, I should have the mind right now to strip him and Johnny Stone of the tag titles and take the title shot away from LodiRulz. Seth: Relax................I don't think that will be necessary. If you got hit, that might have been necessary.....but for me, I am a former wrestler and I have recieved worse stuff in the past. Getting kicked in the face means nothing to me.Jessica: But if we don't do anything, people are going to think that they can beat us up anytime they want.Seth: Exactly, and that is why something will be done. But taking stuff they have earned would hurt me more than it hurts them. Espescially if they decide to complain to the board. Don't worry, I have something planned and it will be embarrassing for them while not hurting me at the same time. Hey, I have my hands full dealing with Descent right now, but if you ever need help in dealing with dishonorable guys like the Pantheon, you know exactly where to find me, Mr. Drakin.
Of course, it doesn't hurt that two of them are teaming with Descent next week, so Square, "Damn Right" Jackson, and yours truly will be more than happy to slow them down a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2011 15:39:31 GMT -5
Hey, Jeremy, stay focusd kid. You have to worry about losing to me before you worry about interfering with main event material. Even, if they are just a bunch of punk ass birches, guys like Blood and Stone have proven themselves.....while your going 0 and 2. At this rate, you will be lucky if you make it to the end of the year alive.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 6, 2011 0:29:53 GMT -5
Pantheon?
Whuzzat? Some kinda Nerve pill? Yarr har har.....Nerve pills.....
So lemme Get this straight.....Colt, Blood and Stone (OOC:Now apparently being called Youngblood?), and who else? Lodirulz?Who in the Hell is LodiRulz? Seriously?! Is he that guy claiming to "Bring about the Apocolypse" and making weird "prophetic" ramblings?
Son.......I was doing the "Mad Prophet" Schtick when you were just a twinkle in yer pappy's eye......better too.....I was THE ORIGINAL Prophet of Madness!
The difference is that I had fun with the concept.....I did a level of crazy that people could enjpy.....and most of all.....I didn't need to create my OWN rules to get ahead.....
"Lodi's Rules"......all I saw out there was you bludgeoning Lionhart in a Damn Street Fight......
and then they give you a Crown......they call you "King'
*Dread Pirate Mulligan lowers his voice an octave....his words are now solemn*
Ye ain't mah King......
Ah'm a Pirate......Ah Bow down tae None but Poseidon hisself.....an when he sees fit tae pluck me from this mortal coil....He'll know I died with the Wind at my back, The Sea Surrounding Me, fighting the whole way down......
and If'n I didn't...then I don't deserve the Title of Captain.
So LodiRulz.....Pantheon.....I've got this tae say.....
I am The Dread Pirate Mulligan, I'll bow to no man, I'll join whoever opposes ye, and I swear when the dust settles.....If I'm not still fighting, it's because I'm dead......
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 6, 2011 1:48:21 GMT -5
OOC: I used to word Youngbloods to describe all three of them, since they're all relatively new here compared to Colt. I mean Amigo is a vet too, but his character is new.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 6, 2011 5:06:50 GMT -5
Relax, Cageking. I'm still focused enough to kick your ass tomorrow, but I'm still allowed to express my opinion, aren't I?
And I can't believe you're seriously holding a countout loss against me.
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Post by avatartheavenger on Feb 7, 2011 19:48:50 GMT -5
* Narrator When a persons heart is full of spite it burns up and the hate and passion of hurt over comes others *whispers Avatar
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 8, 2011 16:43:11 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin and Jessica smiling.*
Seth: I told you I would take care of that little punk.
Jessica: And indeed you did.
*Seth sees the camera.*
Seth: Ryan, I hope you learned your lesson that you don't cross me. Colt should have warned you before you did it that I was able to get into my opponents' skins with less resources that I have now as CEO.
Now moving on, I would to like to apologize to the fan who was beaten up by a very angry Blood and I would like to say that Blood is being fined for his actions.
I have though gone backstage to talk to the fan and assured him that he will be compensated for his treatment by paid talent. In fact, he will be given 55% of the money that is given from Blood in his fine.
Now next week's NiteRaw...........neither Jessica nor I will be in attendance to run the show as we have an important event to go to on Valentine's Day. Neither will our security be there as well as they have recieved invitations to this important event. But to you all, I will announce after next week's the big suprise I have that has happened between myself and Jessica that will be happening in this important Valentine's Day event.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 8, 2011 16:57:52 GMT -5
Ah, another day, another dollar & defeat to those morons who think they can f*** with me.
So, it seems there is some War Games thing going on sooner or later with my ol' buddy Lodi manning the fort against Black Dynamite or whatever Malcom X calls himself nowadays. I reckon I'll probably be drafted soon for it, but in the meantime, all you WWCF punks best be prayin' to your heathen Gods for protection, because Jumbo Johnny Stone is going be doing thing his way, and if that way means getting you in the ring and stompin' so much s*** out of you it can fertilize a farm, so be it. Heh, actually, that sounds like a good thing to do so anyways!
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Post by General Adam on Feb 8, 2011 17:23:35 GMT -5
*The General is in the locker room, still holding the chain that he used in the match. He then takes the chain and wraps it around his hand. He studies the chain. Then he hits himself in the head until he draws blood.*
Is this what you want Bingo? Do you want me to bleed my own blood? If that is the case so be it! Or do you want me to make other people bleed?
*He unwraps the chain and holds in his hands.*
Superhero. You have a lot to deal with when we meet. Because I have nothing to gain, and nothing to lose.
*The General then ties the chain around his neck.*
This chain is really long. Almost as long as the length of the ring. I think you know what I am thinking Superhero. You and me. Dog collar match. Are you up to it?
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 8, 2011 17:55:15 GMT -5
14 Days Evil M......
You'd best be ALL HEALED UP in 14 Days........
Because If I see even a HINT of weakness, that's where I'm gonna strike. I'm a man of the sea Evil M, a man of Honor.....but If I smell blood....I'll rip you apart like a sharp knife through suet.
Maybe you ought to think of forfeiting M......You already lost to the Looney Superman that way.....Ain't no shame in admitting you're hurt.
and think of the WWCF Galaxy......Are they well served by an Injured Champion of Honor? Is selfishly holding the title while you're at home, nursing an injury, the Honorable thing to do?
Evil M.....I'm going to leave you a little differently than usual....with a Song to help you think.
*Begins to Hum along*
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